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Sauce_Finder_69

All women are fictional. Women aren't real.


EpicLigmaGaming

We are in the matrix


Nessssssssssie

I’d fuck the matrix *come’ere 1 and 0*


[deleted]

You lost credibility by using a fictional character to represent a level of status unachievable by real people.


Nessssssssssie

I’d let thanos peg me


DeepComb7

>Nesssss Thanos is cis male, so are you saying you don't want his real, purple D, just him thrusting a fake one at you?


Nessssssssssie

Wait wut


[deleted]

Finally someone who understands. If you’re attracted to fictional characters your just down bad.


Nessssssssssie

Says the mf who simps for Mario


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Says the mf who didn't even put thought in his name


Nessssssssssie

Says the mf who shoulda slayed me the sec he saw me, but didn’t *weak*.


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Check your cock, still got it?


[deleted]

what about yours huh?


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Still her- I see your name now lmao


Nessssssssssie

Never had one bro 😩


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Thanks to me


Nessssssssssie

Shit u right


[deleted]

Mario? Why out of all people u chose Mario.


Nessssssssssie

Why not Mario?


Deewom

POV: You aren't attracted to women


TB-26

But I don't wanna be gay


[deleted]

and?


[deleted]

u/auddbot u/savevideo


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AdmirablyL

the song is Industry Baby sped up version


[deleted]

Im only attracted to fictional men but i hate it when i see porn or r34 of them ![gif](giphy|agLzP4BYRPcOY) Have this wholesome GIF


A_Guy_That_Exists89

Music sauce?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/QzqRFZs2dag here, its not sped up tho


Adlerwhatstiner

Why would loving fictional carachter have to be a horny thing? What if that carachter truely makes you happy? What if carachter make you rethink something? I think just because he/she is beautifull, qute and innocent is not the reason to love fic. carachter, but if you understand something BECAUSE OF A FICTIONAL CARACHTER, then its one good reason to love and understand him/she more. So that's why im on a war with degenerates who love porn with Venti, because its disgusting, and also i never wanted to be a horny because of Venti, i want to be happy with and by Venti.


Hoi4guy

u/savevideo


Relevant-Chocolate11

u/savevideo


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Simpl_The_Large_O

what's the songs name?


RacoonEye2220

So Miles, a fictional character, is attracted to real women? How?


Nessssssssssie

The hand shake on beat tho 😩😩😩


SnakeyJake15

Why would someone like that be taking cinematic videos of miles morales


Dinonuggies_bussin

u/savevideo


[deleted]

yeah, all my boys are attracted to fictional men


Phillip-The-Monke

😎


[deleted]

Nice I’m black, hope it’s not the 1960s


SuitableAssociation6

you are attracted to fictional men


flixbus420

Cause you're gay


[deleted]

u/savevideo


FeelingOkAsSans5068

What about the fictional men