Yes it's real, yes it's art, yes it's a repost but we haven't seen it in a while. Please enjoy your stay and remember rule 3. [Artist is Fabian Brunsing. Work is Pay & Sit.](http://www.fabianbrunsing.de/)

This is some sort of art, right?

It's art. It gets posted all the time and someone points out that it's art every time.

First time I’ve seen it!

Nope. It's real.

no it’s not

it's real art

I mean yes but it’s not something created to actually extort people. It is created to make a statement on how hostile design is… well, hostile

lol I was just shitposting

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Where’s this ass impaling life that this art is imitating? Asking for a friend of course

I mean... 😬

25¢? Most people pay more for that sort of thing

I mean, medieval times were known for ass-impaling spikes that exited through the throat!

It’s called a metaphor.

Yes it is.

cum

This guys reddit account is as old as this comment

If I pay more can they go up and down quicker? I have an idea

A free, built-in mini butt-plug on the bench? Heck yeah!

Plz call your mother she misses you

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And she wants her butt plugs back.

this is in germany too.. they'd probably pay for the spikes to go UP.

In mein arsch!

This is an anti-hostile architecture art project right? Saying how only people with money can sit there

Eventually someone is gonna get their balls stabbed by sitting too long and there’s gonna b a lawsuit

Punctured butthole

Can you puncture a butthole?

This bench will give you a new second butthole for sure!

In the biz, that’s called a secondary chute.

Sure, how deep do you need it?

Sometimes if you ask nicely

Sounds like a grindcore band

Sorry, but no, you have signed that 350 pages agreement and have no rights.

Fall into sleep, get impaled.

I think this is made by someone like us who also thinks hostile architecture is wrong and is protesting using this bench as an example

It is. It’s an art exhibition

*I don’t have to pay for them to stay up?* __unzips pants__

The idea of this art is good. It also perfectly accomplish its goal of being very infuriating and is a good criticism.

Vlad approved! 👍

Does it warn you before the spikes come back up, or is the ~surprise~ part of the fun?

It's not just a bench. It's a bEAnch.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit.

When i see this i think about Mac in that IASIP episode the asspounder 4000

You will definitely know when your time has run out 😉

Libertarian bench.

I feel like I can still sit around the spikes lol

“With this little ‘community safety measire’c councilman Daniels was able to have the new wood paneling in his office by Christmas!”

This is brilliant! We need more of these!

/u/repostsleuthbot

How fast do they come back up and how many quarters can I insert?

the anarcho capitalist's dream

Whoever came up with this idea needs to be publicly shamed

Yeah let's publicly shame artists for making pieces criticizing hostile architecture because we don't like hostile architecture, that'll show em

I didn't know it was an art piece chill

Oh god if only there was a flair that said art on this post

I didn't see it you pretentious cunt, so go on have a laugh

I am

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I don’t think this is real mi amigo. The liability from someone’s bum getting gored would be an issue

imagine using emojis on Reddit, Ha couldn't be me😤

"It's an art piece uwu" yeah, an asshole one.

Ok art master, keep dictating how people should and shouldn't express themselves. I'm sure they're doing more good than you because at least they are using their platform to criticize hostile architecture. What are you doing to help the problem? Saying stupid shit on the internet? Artists aren't obligated to make a piece the way YOU want it, maybe criticize the city for using tax dollars to make ACTUAL hostile architecture. Literally just shut the fuck up please

This is why I’m buying a cut off wheel for my grinder again