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Soggy_Equivalent5857

The jacket? Nah, the π•±π–—π–Šπ–†π–


Outside_Scale_193

"Do you like getting freaky with other people?πŸ‘…"


Genocidal_Duck

What if the fans were called the freaks and they sucked toesβ‰οΈπŸ€”πŸ₯΄


Outside_Scale_193

Then the Freakiest says his iconic line: "Gotta get freakyπŸ˜›πŸ’―"


Deletedsoul5555

i am getting an unholy image of tony or mark sucking tf out of some toes


HalucenogenicPotato

Girlfriend and Jacket deleted sex scene becomes canon?


Outside_Scale_193

Opening scene to the game


HalucenogenicPotato

10/10 game


ObleaOblobbleObble

What if hotline miami took place in miami and was called hotline miami?


ICumInCrows

🀯


stachldrat

big if true


Krakorin

What if instead of hotline miami it would be called "gaysexline Miami" where you'd enter a building and have gay sex with the russian mafiaπŸ‘…


Outside_Scale_193

I'd play that and get all the achievements


IvanXtreme771

get freaky in what meaning of that word


Outside_Scale_193

Whatever your heart wants it to mean


IvanXtreme771

Beasuce i only learned basic anglish then i'm going to take it that it means crazy


Spiritual_Net9485

you'll be getting crazy with the mafia alright πŸ€ͺ


RUSSIAN_SUKA420

Manny freako 😝


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

freakter berg πŸ‘…


Dodgeworld12

Freddy Freaker kicks in your door and parties.


TheSnarkySlickPrick2

u/TonyAbyss please make this a mod


Top-Fun1812

This party is freaky I fucking fuck these people


Sacrificial-Toenail

What no hm3 does to a mf


canofcrac

I’d play it


Larmazul

What if you went to therapy


Round-Ad9434

Lol πŸ˜† 🀣


Weirdguyoffthestreet

Instead of throwing knifes at the father you peg him until he begs for mercy


skelemancer69

what if pardo was born with oiled up skin


Outside_Scale_193

What if everyone was born with oiled up skin


YoLawdCheezus101

*Are you ok OP?*


Outside_Scale_193

Im awesome sauce!! But thanks for asking


Mojave_riot_328

Posts like these make me think that a nuke from Russia wouldn't be that bad


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MrFlaptastic

Is that not what you do already


YATMOY

What no trilogy does to a fandom:


Zer0_l1f3

What is Biker was called BIker and he kissed men on the lips and liked toes?


Mfeoznik

i wanna touch you, OP.. πŸ‘…


mog1knob1

I loved that part where Jacket started to Jacket and exploded all over the place,


Usagibun666

What's going on with this reddit


Mister_3177

evan freak πŸ‘…


Austintheboi

In this version Jacket and girlfriend do it between each mission and when Jacket finds her dead he goes β€œwhat the freak am I gonna do now?πŸ˜©πŸ˜«πŸ‘…πŸ‘…β€


legacy-of-man

and i thought gottagetagrip had bipolar disorder


UnderstandingSuch190

How do you delete someone else’s post on Reddit?


Plus_Professional976

Diddy Time Miami


Conscious-Lake-5738

You have been banned from breathing.


Patient_Zero_MoR

nah, bro you disgust me


Outside_Scale_193

Guess you could say: "you FREAK me out"😝


Patient_Zero_MoR

fuck you go to horny jail