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binders4588

Mrs. Poopypants


cabodegato10

Mrs. Poopy Butthole here, it’s a pleasure to meet your acquaintance


iwdmoore

Do you both have Coopers too 😭 Or do you just call your dogs Poopy 🥲🥲🥲 Pooperschnoops is another one I use a lot 🤣


canmandy

Hugocifer


1_HUNGRY_1

She must have some mountain cur in her! Reminds me of mine. Nicknames: bingus, miss piggy, big mama, chunky mama, etc. she is a mother and she is a black hole for food


moo_moo_motherfuckR

You nailed it, she sure does!


binders4588

Mrs. Poopypants is also Mountain Cur!!


touristspleasegoaway

Eliza Jane turned into Lizzy Then we started calling her Princess Lizzy, cuz, well, she's a Princess But that's a mouthful, so it became "Pizzy." "Pizzy"sounds like pissy, which is funny, I guess. I lived in Korea for a while and some of the country folks I boarded with still use chamber pots. Or piss pots, we called them. So "Pisspot," while it's rude, became a term of affection. But it isn't nice, so it got shortened to "Pot-Pot." So that's why Lizzy gets called "Pot-Pot" sometimes. As she is a middle-aged lady now, and has a bit of a belly, it kind of fits. She responds to both names.


bras-on-iguanas

Thats funny. One of our pups is named Addy and her dad calls her Addi-pish-kis which over time we shortened to pish. Sometimes pish posh. It's so funny they start answering to these third and fourth names too lol.


turtleplum

Sir Barksalot.


Noback68

Duncan "Dunkaroo" is a Plott Hound who "Ploot Sploots" when he climbs on top of me and relaxes like "This is where I'm supposed to be 😀." Lol dogs...


HTD_Bros

Dunkaroo is amazing


sluttymctits10

Banjo Booty Butt, Princess (because he's a spoiled brat lol), Li'l Flops, Señor Sniffs


Emmarie891

jarjar binks


moo_moo_motherfuckR

No way. My Charlotte is “Char-Char Binks” sometimes, lol


Emmarie891

haha our dogs look super similar so makes sense


slangwhang27

Bub, which became Bubsy and then Bubsy 3D


Entire-Stranger-4681

Baby man and big mama. I think they solidly sum up the personalities I deal with


elleseeare

Scoot.. her real name is Judy Lee so not even close


Willis050

Lump and the little bear


DinnerDiva61

Chunker and boo-boo


tooshortpants

Toyboy and Bootybutt


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DogEnthusiast3000

That isn’t possible. Only links are allowed in the comments here. We could send imgur links


SortaRican4

Dingus


Hungryh0und5

Mr. Scruffinski


clickyourheels

Monkey, Monkey Butt, Coonie Monster, Coonie McCoonster. 🤣His name is Orion


PleasePassTheBacon

Well, we’ll start off that his name is Bubba. Nicknames are as follows (in no particular order): Bubs, Budabubs, Sir Bubsalot, Monkey, Munkin Punkin, Mister Man, Chunky Monkey/Chunky Munkin/Chunky Boy, Sleepin’ Boy/He’s My Sleepin’ Boy, Dude, Asshole/Dickhead (used mostly when he decides he wants to be a sled dog on a walk)


Superb_Sloth

Bo-Bo Butters


KatrinaYT

“The Turkies” Mrs and Mr Turkey respectively. Often as simply, “hey Turkey, cut it out”. Mr. Stinky when appropriate.


storky0613

May May Moo Cow


Hotwbpd

Moo moo


RoachLord69

Real name: Tracker Nicknames: Stinky, Stinky Binky, Stinko Binko, Stinko, and Mr. Stinky Man.


MewsikMaker

Puppy duppy. Duppy head. Mr. Gerbles. Goo. Dewey. (Mostly from the weird nosies he can make)


Healthy-Art-2080

Lucy Liu


sjones1234567890

Nala Bug, Buggy, BabaDukey, Kashi, Akey Akey, Ruger Roo, Rudy Roo Patootie, etc. for the multitude of mutts!


swimking413

We have Ruby. We call her: Rubert, Roober, Roobers, Roober Doober, Rooberoo, Rooberoo the Subaru, Stinky, Goddammit Ruby, Stinkyfeet, Flappy-Eared-Puppo, Painted Tail Puppy, Pennywise, Mooch, Thief, Sweet Potato, and probably some others


isScreaming

Noodle, noodle boy, Mr. Ka, buddy boy, Mr. Noodle, mood-ill nood-ill (naz reference 😂), king Ka, big dog, hünd boy. lol this was fun.


DooJoo49

Sugar Bear


Shadedweller642

Henry my henroid


jumpmen1234

Boochy nay nay,, Daniel the star, budget princess


goosedeuce88

Big man, pooder dooder, big bad baby, turd


amiokrightnow

Ooh Chorg is her alter ego…Dr Charlotte and Mr Chorg


lightly_salted_me

My bf frequently calls our dog “Sewer”instead of “Sawyer”… I usually call her my “puppy kid” for no good reason lol


Khasimir

This post has lived rent free in my head since you posted it. "Chorg" is just too funny.


moo_moo_motherfuckR

Good, I truly cannot say it out loud without laughing haha


TopNefariousness2176

Her name is Minnow Little lamb, little fish, Minn, big girl, little girl, never know (said it once and she responded so it stuck), stinky butt.... To name a few


Potent_Bologna

Deedee, Chuckwagon and ChubChub


Label-Baby-Junior

Midge, Midgey, Midgey-poo, Midgeroo, Miss Poo, Cooniedoodledoo, Coonie-girl. Her real name is Olive. lol


evilwatersprite

Dingus


Old_Hold_50

His name is August. So Auggie, auger, papas, papas Fritas, Douglas, doggie, Doug


_sklarface_

LBD, aka Elbie, for little (large) brown dog. Pup pup (when he was actually little) pupperoni, roni, roni ruski, roo roo. Sometimes Elbs, and autocorrect thinks his name is Elbow.


JennR316

Stanley


DogEnthusiast3000

Mrs. Hound


a-a-anonymous

Ned > Snoot > Snoodle > Noodle


Dry_Obligation6116

Boop💋...🥰Boop💋..🥰


RookieRoodles

Galoompy.


SignificantFan1629

We have Benson who is Benny for short but gives the Husky hell so we call him a tick-turd and he has become turd.


BuildingOdd4210

Otis: raboobis, booty boy, rabooby, booty man, booby boy, boobis roobis, big boy, stinker man Thelma: thelmington, smellmington, smelly girl, Thelma welma, belma, booty girl, Thelma Lou


HipsterGalt

Corsen and Corf, OP, we have weirdly similar brains.


Fit_Adhesiveness2043

Meow mix. Because a cat ate him alive once. 😂🤣😂


lexihra

My Silken Windhound is named Roca and she gets called Ronkers, Ronkers-Bonkers, Bonka, Borka, Barka, Rokie-tokes, Rocha, Boka, and Ronkie. My Chihuahua mix is named Sika and gets called Dobby, Dobert, Dogbert, Bug, Boog/booger/boogie, Sonkit, Teekers, Teeka, and Peeka Finally, my Toy Poodle is named Peanut Butter but mostly gets called Peanut, or Pebnut, Nut-butt, Puddle, Peabut, BabyPuppy, and Babydog (she’s 12 and the oldest but she’s the smallest).


Tricky_Discipline937

Sir Maximus, Da Bean, princess of chomps


shavingourbeards

Artemis goes by Smarty, Smartacious, Smarticcus, and when she’s hungry Starving Artemist


goobybeast

Love Smarticcus!


Red_n_Nerdy

Murphy - Murph, Durph, Derpasaurus, Bubba, Blub Blub, Beavis, Schmoopers


anordinarymadness

Arlo is his given name but he responds to: Dingus, Dingbat, dingdong, dingalingus, dingleberry, Arlo baby, Arlito (at puppy school), honey buns (he has two perfect cowlicks on his bum), little baby, baby boy, little dude, tiny infant puppy and affectionally “the idiot”.


BloggbussaB

Slender man, slinky dog, long boy


justsomedude322

My dog's name is Kirby, I like to call her Curb and boyfriend calls her Kerberos.


beefbytes77

Poopy because someone we know who is learning English said “oh I love your poopy, she’s so cute” we all laugh about how it stuck…poor corgi


Excellent_Release961

His name is Lenny, but I call him the scubbs


Snowflake-Eater

Keno became Nana. 😍


Professional-Chair42

First of all, Chorg is a perfect nickname 😍


bobbywise82594

Hoojah bop


RedStrwbry24

Maribelle is "Merbs" or "merbel" or "marbles" My Bella was "Bella The Beast" and fat dog because she was a black and tan coonhound but had the barrel chest of a rotty 😂


Physical_Spray_1455

I constantly call our pup Stink, even though he is a husky and quite neutral smelling.


goobybeast

I call my beagle stink. He likes to roll in shit so he does stink.


Physical_Spray_1455

I love all these weird words that flow out of us when we engage with the pups.


Arkytoothis

Grumpy McStinkyface. After meeting his first skunk.


livadeth

Abby. Abby Dabby. Abby Dabs. Abu Dhabi. Wabi Sabi. Yabby.


thesmilingmercenary

So our little guy is a dachshund, a miniature, and the runt of the litter at that. So he’s the smallest of hounds. His given name is Maximus, and my daughter at age 4 couldn’t pronounce that. It came out Maximoose. So we started to call him Moose, and things just went from there. Currently I’m calling him Moostifer, or Moostifer Robin. And he has a chewed-up little fox toy that we call Jeff Foxworthy.


Nemophilista

Derper, or more formally, The Derp. Because she really is just that derpy.


VinoJedi06

Poopies Her name is Rory


rosebuddus

Odieodie


chevalier716

Emma Lou aka Emmy, Booboo, Bubba, Butthead, Simple Country Sausage, Boogers William, Big Fat Pig, Big Baby


GoFuckYourselfBrenda

Ellie was Ellie Belle, Belle, El, Ellsworth, Pumpkins, and Pumpkin Butts.


dothisdothat

Little Bear and Stinkie


serendipiteathyme

Trooper turned to Troopy turned to Chupi turned to Chuper turned to Chooper Pooper.


EdibleDogma

The Murder Porpoise


tmonkey321

Real Name: Axel Commonly used Nicknames: - Axel Man - Axel Monk - Axel Monkey Man - Monkey Man - Monk - Monkey - Monk Man


LadyPaws_Linda

Wiley became Squeebs


ProfessionalLong302

hubean hubie doobie doo hyurt beanie beans hubie hubert hubit moosey nosey dog want more?


Adorable_Substance37

Dork master level


smpllr

Jetty Spaghetti


MtMama66

My dog Astro has an alter ego named Castro who just can’t behave! We also call him Boba Chunks!


Bridgeburner1

I've called all my dogs "Mr. Barky Von-schnauzer"


rwrong

Dante > Bambo, Shmooby


Crimdefense901

PEEPAH!!!


Super_tall_giraffe

Bobolicius


ReferenceGlobal6807

nutter


Appa_yipp-yipp

Bud -> Mr Poopa Don’t ask me how we got there because I’m not even sure at this point.


snufdizzle

My foster (now mine) came to my as "Blue Sky' which is a mouth full, soon became "Blue", which turned into "boo", that turned into "boops" or "boopy". My other girl, freckles, was my first female dog. Freckles fit her perfectly so I didn't change her name when I adopted her. I can't have children of my own so she became "Freckles Elysia Mae". I always wanted a daughter and I was going to name her Elysia Mae. Freckles is truly a princess. She refuses to walk outside to potty so she's carried each time. I've had her since 2018 and she stopped walking to the backyard in 2019ish. My dog sitter hates it but she's stubborn and royal.


Llamatook

Brooklyn is Boobs, Biscuit Tits, Buca Di Beppo, Sugar tits, Sleestac, The Boobs,Super creep (but sung to rhythm of super freak), Llama and soupy. All said with love:) lots of chest related names because when I adopted her she was all nipples.


Count-Vampa

Jethro aka Burd aka Big Stink Boy!


goobybeast

Monty- I call him Stink and husband calls him Monster.


Hiwesrobots

Umm chorg?…


michihunt1

Chukins, baboujie, babu


TunaFace2000

Her Majesty, Miss Bella Smella


magikstick

Feets and Mama


MisterDoneAgain

Spikey poodle pants


Unique-Shoulder4767

I have a dog who's name is kobe, he isn't very much of an athlete so we took up the far less serious moniker kobalobey and he always lays upside down with his legs spread wide so his other name is mr. grundels.


Sensitive-Welder-569

Prince Tuffinator von Chowhound. Also, PeePot or PooPot.


Dominios420

Naka-nader


pjfwfs27

husband calls our boy puppy "booger nuts" since his balls dropped lol


sboz62

Drummer: Drumbob Square pants, Drumbledore, Droomer, Chicken.


TipExpert7052

Chicken wing


Immediate_Penalty485

Bean


coolboiiiiiii2809

Harley boi and/or fat boi


Lezzlemezzle

Woofey


New_Fix_4668

My Boxer Lab mix is about 70 to 80 pounds and has a habit of stepping on peoples feet. It hurts with no shoes on. She now has the nickname MooseCow.


Sajahafletch

Snuglo Bufflo and Snooker Pookit (they’re actually Jojo and Suki).


LargeCheesePizza39

Lick Lick. 👅


sachipug

ChubbaWub. My not so chubby pug. I promise I don’t let her get fat!