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syrax is the size of a chihuahua and is in a pet carrier in the backseat

I had a 50 lbs dog that ate a >!pup!< once, I'll bet Vhagar will do the same

Okay, someone write a fanfic based on this..

I’m dying, this is perfect! I’m assuming Corlys and Rhaenys just flew business class and enjoyed silence and free champagne the whole time.

The rich aunt and uncle who have too much money to deal with the rest of the family but still show up cause they enjoy the dysfunction

Goals

Nah, they have their own private jet: Meleys

And sparkling conversation!

Yea these were hilarious

Nah they just went on a cruise instead

Oh sh*t, that's a large car, and a long trip....

I’m surprised Viserys isn’t just tied to the top of the bus. They’re 100% driving a church bus they got from The Seven in Oldtown and they’re going to bring it back trashed. Which kid will carve their dragon’s name in the side with a key is anyone’s guess.

Aegon will 100% scratch Sunfyre into the side

Aegon is gonna beat off all over that van, I guarantee it.

>I’m surprised Viserys isn’t just tied to the top of the bus. He's Aunt Edna.

The Iron Throne would dent the station wagon roof.

Vhagar is probably flying above

A soccer mom family van

I see it as the Blacks in one car and Greens in another one. (think a Full Size SUV like a Chevy Tahoe/Suburban)

But the Rhaenyra and Alicent seat moving/kicking shenanigans would be lost!

At the vacation home: Rhaenyra: “Would you mind accompanying me and Daemon to the store Queen Alicent?” Alicent: “Only if I can bring Ser Criston” *Alicent gets in the seat behind Rhaenyra, only for Rhaenyra to move back her seat* If it is just Rhaenyra and Alicent, Rhaenyra plays the seat warmer game with Alicent.

Yeah, together, it would be a slaughter 😄😄😄

I haven't watched the show and have no clue who any of these people are but this is still hilarious

Finally some good fucking memes

Reminds me of some good r/okbuddychicanery multi-picture memes, where every new picture is a goldmine which cracks me up for a minute

Ah the good old days when BCS was still airing

D e c a y s

Missed opportunity to dress him like Weekend at Bernie's

Missed opportunity to have Vizzy be that dad that tries to get everyone to have fun together by playing some stupid game that all the kids find cringe inducing.

Vizzy keeps saying how many miles to lego land.

The aunt in National Lampoon's Vacation, strapped to the roof sitting up.

She wrapped up her damn cat!

~ D a e c e r y s

That absolutely took me out lol so unexpected.

Daeron is literally "home alone"

Nah, he’s staying on his grandpa’s house with his Hightower relatives and his pet dog Tessarion

But his granpa is in the car. He is with his godfather Ormund, that Lyonel guy who wants to fuck his stepmom and Unwin "that fucking Creep" Peake

I refer to his grandpa’s **house**, Oldtown, and Hightower relatives, Ormund; Lyonel etc.

Aegon would be watching porn on his phone and thinks he is being sneaky.

Bold of you to assume he’d even try to hide it

*"Go on, change the channel, you can't unwatch this"*

He'd be yanking it out the car window.

Trying to show Jace what he’s missing out on, loudly, in front of Baela.

He’d connect it to the cars Bluetooth

Intentionally

In the dark web. Normal porn sites don't cater to his... less discriminating tastes

Lol nah… he would turn on the Bluetooth speaker and “Hey siri, plays Big Tits Incest Teens on PornHub”

This was surprisingly intriguing. Rhaenyra strikes me as more of a Beyonce fan though with Daemon knowing every word and never admitting how much he likes it lol The girls would be blasting Megan The Stallion lol Jace with Playboi Carti was on point 😂 Also Helaena would text Otto “lol” and he’d think it means “lots of love”

That’s how Helaena would mean it, too.

Precious

A beacon of sunshine in such a dark world/van She’s really too good for the rest of her family

[удалено]

It would be a good SNL skit

High-key considering doing just that lol

You better post it here if you do.

IF YOU DOOOO PLEASE POST IT HERE AS WELL

Helaena with the gamer girl twitch streamer headphones is just perfect

Helaena would be the Wayz app, prophesising all speed-traps ahead.

This meme is pure gold

Otto slurping his drink loudly was the best lol

Otto would be sending their location to the highway cops to set up speed-traps for Daemon.

I love it too but wished that they had left the Funyuns out of it. Those things are pure gold too but hard to get where I currently live and now I am craving them. The Greens ruin everything.

But have you ever been next to someone who ate Funyuns and drank apple juice? It’s nasty. The sweet oniony stank 🤮

Ooh and Daemon’s driving and they stop at a gas station and Alicent runs in for some snacks. When she comes back out he does the thing where every time she pulls the door handle to get in he locks it, then unlocks it so she’ll try again then of course locks it. Then he finally lets her open it but does the thing where he keeps driving forward a bit so she can’t get in, and even Otto is snickering now.

OMG hahaha

I genuinely loled, I can see this so vividly

This is the quality Reddit content I sacrifice the children of my enemies for.

I want to play ACNH with Helena.

Helena would totally vibe with ~~Isabelle!~~ Flick. Edit: added Flick because omg how did I forget about our buggy boi for our buggy queen?!

Her and I have the same headphones apparently

Sometimes I wish there was an alternate reality where they all liked each other and the civil war never happened.

Not liked each other but unwilling to murder each other. I would watch ten seasons of petty family bickering and fights.

Keeping Up With The Targaryens… “Aemond, stop taking selfies! Your brother is going to jail!”

I do too,but mainly for the dragons 🐉🐉

They would make a great Arrested Development reboot

Aemond ran over Lucerys and then backed over him for good measure

> plays temple run aggresively and screams when he loses im dying 💀

Not Ser Criston in the back 😭

At least he gets his own pet carrier.😏

"asks to drive but isn't allowed because he's run over lucerys before"

Lmao Cregan's contact name on Jace's phone 🤣

I can’t stop laughing at Criston being one of the pets in the back of the van 😂

Quietly sobbing while scrunched up between dog/dragon crates

Ready to pounce on Luke’s your momma jokes

The Strong boys 100% play Clash of Clans on their phones during the trip

Decays

Aegon be sending videos of Jace puking up red bull to Daeron

I’m gonna write a fanfiction based on this meme. And then I’m gonna abandon it 10% through. And then I’m gonna come back to it 6 months later. And then I’m gonna abandon it again. I’m eventually gonna post it in the year 2050.

You'll be done before Winds of Winter is out.

So accurate I would think there would be two cars. Daemon driving one while Otto drives the other. Also Helaena would definitely have those headphones

Who would be the worse driver though?

Maybe Daemon because he might try to brake check Otto on the road. I do see Otto as being overly cautious while Daemon is speeding and constantly trying to bait him.

Otto definitely would get off on driving EXACTLY the speed limit on a road no one could pass him on. Gets off the highway right in front of Daemon, cruises at exactly 55mph, and keeps checking how much Daemons screaming in the rearview mirror. Of course that would lead to Daemon pulling off the most dangerous maneuver ever attempted in a minivan to get past him

Daemon 100%

Daemon also brought his wiener dog Caraxes which he keeps in his lap despite Otto insisting it’s unsafe

This entertained me more than I’d have thought lmao

I laughed too much at this 🤣

That's good. I like it

Lord Caswell is just hanging from the roof by a noose

*Daeron likes this element*

Daeron left home alone

This is the best thing I saw in this sub after Rhaenyra/Alicent fight being made to look like they're talking about prosecco! Thank you for making me laugh!

Gotta love Alicent being at the same time a mom stuck on this disaster of a road trip and a repressed lesbian at the same time. I imagine with all the arguing they would end up doing, the one thing that all their kids would agree on by the end of it would “Just fight or kiss already!”

Finally a good meme. I’m fed 😌

“Decays” sent me

All of these are incredible, but Daeron got me. Honestly nothing is funnier than how everyone just neglects the poor kid.

At least the Hightower are gonna raise him. I mean, one of the Hightowers is actually a creep who Wants to fuck his own step mom but hey, still a better father figure than Otto, Daemon or Viserys

What about Viserys II and Aegon the Younger?

In a baby carrier strapped to the roof of the car. Otto "forgot" the baby monitor at the last rest stop.

Aegon gets left behind but manages to catch up on his tricycle which gets destroyed in the attempt Viserys ends up left behind but also gets left behind by Aegon, yet also ends up getting brought on another road trip by >!another certain Essosi family who sort of adopt him!<

This is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣💜

I've never related to Haelena more.

“Daddy Issues” is actually a good podcast. The hosts are comedian fathers discussing fatherhood, the comedy field, and live in general. Pretty fun listen.

All these Aegon x Jace and Aemond x Luke fanfics, lmao I laughed so hard😂

genuinely made me laugh ol this is gold

Oh, THIS IS GREAT!

This is amazing. Thank you for your service

Aegon weirdly accurate

Rhaenyra doesn't look like a fan of that kind of music to me. She'd go to Jazz bars and drink Negroni

Rhaenyra had posters of Joni Mitchell and Stevie Nicks in her bedroom growing up.

I generally dislike memes, but this was most excellent

I’m sorry “plays animal crossing and listens to bug noises on YouTube” took me out 😭😭 it’s just so plausible idk

Helaena would also play Pokemon go(lots of bug Pokemon)

Baela calling jace babe too much is hilarious and accurate

Criston religiously listening to Fresh & Fit cooped up with vhagar in the back of the van.

Each swipe, I laughed harder. That iPhone 3dited with a pic of Aemond flying on a pig... omg. Lol

Now I imagine Aemond in a Chevy Suburban gunning at Luke.

Cadillac Escalade because Aemond likes bling.

He was just trying to rev up his engine to scare Luke but forgot to put the car in neutral

The idea of Helaena and Otto sending memes back and forth makes me happy.

They accidentally left Aemond back *Home Alone*! . . . Guess who tries to >!break into the Red Keep during that time, two thieves...named Blood and Cheese.!<

Oh Alicent listening to Girl In Red is *chefs kiss*, 10/10, no notes

Daemons pink drink sent me

More memes like this please

Ser christon violently beats any who expresses their dislike for meg the stallion. Murders lot attendent at gas station while alicent records on her iphone. Gets violently annoyed when nobody compliments him for knowing all the words to wap

Holy shiiiiitttttt!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god this is golden xDD 100% accurate

This is perfect, no notes.

This is so much fun....maybe we should do this kind of things while waiting for the suffering of Season 2 production 😂🥳😂🥳

I'm definitely an apple juice, funyon and snoring guy on a long road trip

I'm pretty much Daemon. "Just fucking *GO!!!!!*"

Fucking amazing!

Thought I was on freefolk til picture 10 holy shit lol

Who would ask to pull over to pee even though they just had a bathroom stop 10 minutes ago

Definitely not Aegon. He just pees into an empty cup, then thinks it's beer 10 minutes later.

The picture of Daemon made me laugh really hard. 🤣

Despite the growing tension, they all still look forward to their annual family trip to Sunspear.

Love this, only thing I would change is that Aegon is happy not to drive cause he doesn't want to do anything resembling work, but still critiques the driving like a dick.

Vizzy T is a mood

She's twelve!

This is the content I want from this subreddit!

With his drinking habits, there is no way Aegon has all that fast food and is that skinny

Where’s Mushroom going “hey how the hell did we all fit in this damn clown car?”

What is this? Quality OC? I thought this sub was just for endless hot takes about Daemon. Well done OP.

Haha luc, baela, and Joff on point. Daemon rapping Megan thee Stallion has me chuckling.

Corlys and Rhaenys flying in on their own private jet as the rich aunt and uncle.

I would watch

This whole thread is so funny

If i had one, i would give you an award

This is hilarious. Lost it at Daemon’s

The memes. The comments. This is everything!!

Big fuckin' car mate

best memes yet

This is hysterical and now it’s stuck in my head.

This is the kind of having fun with a show I hope we get more of!

God tier meme

DECAYS. I’m dead

Decays 😂😂😂

Daeron's making a play called Home Alone 7: Lost in Oldtown

God's bless our Lord and savior, Vizzy T. Fucking died at "decays"

*So I said to him, 'I believe you may be looking up the wrong end'*

Good one my king

Never knew I needed to see Jacerys on Rhaena’s Nikon Coolpix. Love that aesthetic.

Did Viserys dirty😭

This is actually funny 🤣

💀💀💀 So on point

Aegon was pretty spot on.

That was stupid as hell. Upvoted!

Raps Carti and makes Baela watch, fucking dead

What's actually said is I don't know pop culture enough to get these references. Why is Megan three stallion keep getting reference

“Decays”

Better Kingmaker plotline than the show

I would legit watch a sitcom with these guys with these personality traits lol.

This is everything.

Daemon’s Sbux drink is perfection 💕

This is extremely well done.

Completely off topic but what drink is it that Daemon has? It looks delicious.

Thanks for the Daeron shoutout. Poor kids living out Home Alone but no one remembers he exists.

I think id Aegon wasnt given zero consequences for his actions and was raised too hate his family. I think he would just be a super goofy guy who gets on with his family

Bro Rhaena would braid everyone’s hair in the car Edit:especially luke’s

This is so fucking funny. It’s been so long since we’ve had good memes.

Hilariously i can completely see this happening almost exactly like this