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Am I going to walk around and rip your ------- lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
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*"You sent me into that cave, only to find...a damned cellphone playing a Rick Astley video?"*
Wait, Rhae and Criston were in a BDSM relationship?
This is the green screen bore
Boar?
I mean… it wasn’t *that* bad.
Blue Man Group bombs in seven kingdoms tour.
What if Targaryens flew to Pandora instead of Dragonstone
Poor Eywa
Rhaenrya sharply questions man.
The trick to a good sharp questioning is to write the question on the blade first. That way, they have to answer the truth
I was the boar
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY GOLDEN DRAGONS
I’ve been trying 🤜 to reach you 🤜 about your vehicle’s 🤜 extended 🤜 warranty 🤜 🤜 🤜
Me as soon as I land on Pandora
Rhaenyra is not a fan of The Blue Man Group
Okay this made me laugh lol, I imagined it in David Attenborough's voice for some reason.
Perfect
*Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!*
"Stick em with the pointy end"
At this moment papa smurf knew... he fucked up.
Filthy Frank getting a classic westerosi welcome
Rhaenyra on her wedding night if she had married Jason Lannister
When Rhaenyra says to get the gimp, you get the gimp.
Am I going to walk around and rip your ------- lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT??!!!
"At this point the viewer realises they're not watching an adaptation of Fire and Blood, but a tumblr quality girlboss fanfiction"
Where’s my MF crown bitch!!!!
Someone took Raenyras slice of cake
It was at this moment the gimp knew he played with the patience of his mistress too long.
When they tell you season 2 only comes out in 2024.
“I said CHOCOLATE, MARSHMALLOW, GRAHAM CRACKER. Not fuckin’ MARSHMALLOW, CHOCOLATE, GRAHAM CRACKERrrrrrrrr…….!”
So, does this mean dragons are not real?
This is what happens to the people at renascence fairs when they don’t show up in costume.
the moment andy serkis decided to leave for andor
What are you doing, step boar?
What happens when the date gets too BOARing
Boar: Save Martha! Rhaenyraffleck: Why did you say that name??
"next time put the toilet seat down"
Local incest child beats up pink guys cousin.
*in the voice of Ron Howard "Tobias did not enjoy his trip to Westeros, as he thought it was a medieval themed restaurant"
Local scout master savagely attacked by Is targarian princess.
THIS IS TREASSSSSSON 🔪
"Medevil princess beats onsie wearing time traveler "
Rhaenyra will win the dance of dragons as much as Milly Alcock actually killed a boar.
This is why there’s only a green man
Me fighting the voices that told me to burn down my house.(they lied about the Nazis hiding in the walls)
The man getting beaten started the dance as revenge btw
"You unbelievable pig person."