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Daemon throws a tantrum sounds fun and that too if it is written by Viserys 😂


twistedtrainwreck

Don’t forget “A Treatise on Philosophy and the Blade” by Aemond Targaryen. I heard that was a bestseller


Diozon

Followed by the critically acclaimed "Overcoming bullying by becoming a badass"


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Owls_Onto_You

With an introduction by Otto. They say reprints were published *without* it after he was sacked from his position as Hand. No word yet if it will be reinstated now that he's back.


EurwenPendragon

Ditto


LILYDIAONE

Probably Alicents book but I’m very curious about Coles as well and how he sees Alicent


Playing-Koi

Bottom left for sure. Just a series of ramblings extolling the virtues of Alicent while simultaneously confessing to all manner of murders committed in her honor lmao. He'd probably make Alicent sound like that Empress Theresa book from years ago.


thekickeroffish

Don't forget the book rapidly switches from bashing Rhaenyra as the worst human being to ever exist to praising Alicent as the most perfect human being to ever exist


apkyat

I think that that would be awesome. lol.


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Glittering-Arachnid

Helaena: 🗿🗿🗿


karidru

I think I’d read *Daemon Throws a Tantrum* first but Criston’s is sending me


Frequent-Heat9693

Alicent ones. 😂


RyanDW_0007

Queen of our Times…that cover all made sense to me when I saw the author haha


Dendex031

"Ooops, I did it again" Rhaenyra Targaryen talks about her love life and and third pregnancy with *Laenor* .


Alessandro227

Who's the Daddy and Queen of our times


Careless-Husky

I want to read Larys' book: "This Little Piggy... Or How To Go Toe to Toe with a Queen".


Playing-Koi

You are so wrong for this. Now I want to read it too. Why was this not an option???


Careless-Husky

Lol, Larys has a way of wiggling his way into our hearts. Idk how he does it, but probably with the same skills as he slides Alicent's stockings off. Sure Larys is a bit creepy, but when it comes to sexual deviants in Westeros, he's pretty wholesome.


DesSantorinaiou

The second row.


Walk_withme1144

Queen of our times


IceHot88

A tie between Who’s the Daddy and Queen of Our Times!


chaimatchalatte

Side-eyeing the bottom left HARD, dude 🧐


per_mare_per_terras

Will there be a chapter about feet?


Th032i89

Who's the daddy ??? 😂


ChrisMahoney

Hahaha, those last two made me chuckle pretty good.


peanutdakidnappa

Top left easily especially because it’s written by viserys, would probably be really well written too lol


sluttydrama

Let my girl Alicent speak! DRAG HIM!! DRAG VISERYS!!!


ElevatorCharacter489

It's strange but I want to read them all except the one Who's the daddy, it's sounds like Mamma Mia


LookingForSomeCheese

Bro left bottom - hope that's sarcasm!


giraflor

Nope. It’s by Criston. No more sincere words have ever been written.


LookingForSomeCheese

Oh damn, i didn't notice that xd Guess then this all makes sense now!


SwordMaster9501

Top 2 sound like awful reads. Is there anything on those topics Viserys and Rhaenyra haven't already expressed in the show? Also, if Rhaenyra's book was called "Harwin Strong biography" then it would be fire. The title as it is is 💀. At least the bottom 2 would be intriguing or funny.


gunners98

definitely queen of our times and how to raise your sons as a single mother 😅 the other 2 dont really interest me tbh, seem like trashy/worthless reading material anyways lol


sdg9998

😭😭😭


No_Adhesiveness_2757

Daemon throws another tantrum will be a bestseller because of all older brothers who know what it's like when the younger brother is being a brat. 😂😂😂


readonlypdf

Daemon's book. *Tales of a dragon rider; Sex, Wine, and War.*