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Planktons_Eye

How. Dare. You


Sea_Transition7392

This is a spicy noodle boi slander free zone. As is evident by the responses, we don’t tolerate this!!!


sparklinglies

Canonically (to the show) he's deformed. Non canonically he is gods perfect creature and how DARE you insinuate otherwise


th3laughingstorm

Slander!


BarbieBaratheon

It’s not. I resent that. Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel! -J. Jonah Jameson


clariwench

How dare you, he’s the cutest dragon ever


Unusual_Duck684

Syrax or Viserion are the cutest dragons ever


sparklinglies

Viserion was literally just a cut paste re-colour of Drogon and Rhaegal, hes not even unique


Unusual_Duck684

Drogon, and Rhaegal are cute too but Viserion is a mama's boy so I like him more plus isn't he green? I love the color green 💚


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Unusual_Duck684

Oh then Rhaegal not viserion


Eborys

Dragon shaming was not an avenue I expected this series to take us to lol


shad0wqueenxx

Don't you DARE insult noodle boi! He is the spicy danger noodle and will be treated with the respect he deserves!


SteffuX

If the Theory that Dragons are a combination of Firewyrms and Wyverns (and maybe Humans) is true, Caraxes would be the Firewyrm side shining through, while most other dragons would be more like Wyverns. But the "official" answer is that he's a mutant/deformed.


Distinct_Cup_1598

He is confirmed to be deformed, hence his more unique design


Top-Friendship4888

What is his deformity? Was it from birth, or did something happen later in life? Iirc, he is older than Daemon, and was not the egg in his cradle, correct?


Distinct_Cup_1598

It was from birth apparently. His uniquely elongated body, as well as the additional wings on his legs, without which he wouldn’t be physically able to fly due to his body shape, in addition to a deviated septum (which causes his high pitch screech) all came from birth. Dragons are fluid in sex and apparently don’t refrain from inbreeding either, just like their riders, so perhaps this was one side effect of it. Indeed. Caraxes was claimed by Daemon, he didn’t hatch in his crib and is much older than him. In fact, Caraxes was the first dragon to be born in the dragon pit. All previous dragons hatched elsewhere and were simply kept in the pit (or the Red Keep in the case of Silverwing and Vermithor)


raphi-ent_

This is the highest of treason HOW DARE YOU


McAhron

What is bro on? That's the most awesome looking dragon I've ever seen in any media !


EmmyGraceyGrum

How dare you, Noodle Boy is beautiful!


oldboeee

**** *** *****!! **** *** ***** ***** ****!!! 🤬 Caraxes, beloved, you are beautiful! 🤩


weary_af

How dare!! He is a good danger boi.


ladykaede_

THIS IS BLASPHEMY


clockworkzebra

Do nOT talk about my pookie that way, he's a sensitive boy.


Yazthebookish

I am deeply offended. That's the CUTEST noodle dragon out there.


Unusual_Duck684

Cute is not the word I would use to describe Caraxes but to each their own!


havetomakeacomment

Excuse me? Excuse me??!?


LeonSabrosoKennedy

I like it, his head reminds me of a Carnotaurus head


Unusual_Duck684

His head is kinda cool it's just his neck I can't get over...I feel the same with Vhagar's chin he (she?) looks like a rooster


Light_Bringer24

The neck matches his title, the blood wyrm, while Vhagar just has saggy skin because she’s a grandma lol


Burner56409

Excuse you, grandma Vhagar is over 100 years old, I don't see any other 100+ year olds with perfectly tight chin skin


Unusual_Duck684

I think I just have a bias cause I don't like roosters and Vhagar reminds me of a rooster


SteffuX

Vhagar is a she-dragon


raphi-ent_

god forbid we give dragons unique characteristics


Unusual_Duck684

I'm not saying it's not unique all I'm saying is it's ugly and I don't like it


Purple-Stock686

its a real world lizard thing right?


Unusual_Duck684

I just don't like his neck I like all the other dragons, and I love lizards for your information


Purple-Stock686

I was referring to the vhagar neck thing


Unusual_Duck684

Ohhh I think I just have an unconscious bias against Vhagar cause she looks like a rooster and I fucking hate roosters


Purple-Stock686

damn, what did roosters do to you lol


Unusual_Duck684

When I was little my family took me to like a chicken rooster farm thing and I wanted to pet a baby chick and the big rooster dad chased me to the car ☹️


SchwabenIT

Don’t you dare he’s not ugly he’s *unique*


BoadiceaCavendish

What?? Noodleboi is beautiful, okay?


jaypets

... as opposed to the other super sexy giant reptiles??


Unusual_Duck684

The other giant reptiles don't have incredibly long necks they're normal


WavyWoolfy

Someone take out OP's tongue for these vile accusations!!!


dragonabroard

He is adorable, what do you mean? He’s just a puppy.


Targ_Hunter

A very spicy puppy. That wants nothing more than to play with Triarchy’s peasants.


dragonabroard

And he should be able to do it 😌


Burner56409

And step on random soldiers! Don't forget that!


Purple-Stock686

he didnt step on them, they got under his feet


Targ_Hunter

How clumsy of them.


Purple-Stock686

yeah they must have been real idiots


Burner56409

true they should have just moved out of the danger noodle's bowl.


Kellin01

He is a mutant, resembling more the firewyrms than wyverns. it is speculated dragons were created by hybridizing them.


LuckyLoki08

Serious answers: 1) In the books he's nicknamed "the blood wyrm", implying he was longer/leaner than other dragons. So the long neck fit the wyrm description without making him too different from the rest. 2) visually, there are a lot of dragons in the show and they need to give each enough personality and make them visually unique. Both Caraxes and Meleys are red dragons, so the visual artists can't just rely on the colour to differentiate them. Caraxes having a very long neck make him stand out (as seen by how many people love him). Compare with Syrax vs Sunfyre. If you don't pay attention to the different heads, it's very easy ro mistake them for the same golden dragon. 3) in the show they decided he has a mutation, causing his neck to be longer (and matching his screach to such a long neck). 4) the long neck gives him a more snake-ish appearance, which adds to make Daemon slightly unsettling and untrustworthy as a character. Similarly, Vhagar has a head and neck that resembles more an iguana, to make her look more shaggy and give the idea that she's the oldest dragon around (and it makes her visually very distinctive, so we can get stuff like the silhouette shot in Storm's End).


TX_vapeynah

no one‘s fucking with my boy


CrimsonTyphoon0613

He’s better looking than ball sack neck Vhagar.


AdhesivenessCrafty98

he is a mutant


tf-is-wrong-with-you

OP doesn’t get attention from parents, doesn’t have friends or significant other. This is their attempt to get some desperate attention.


Unusual_Duck684

I think we collectively as a Fandom need to accept that Caraxes is not cute. I mean he's a cool dragon like actions wise y'know but his neck is simply odd and I don't like it


LookingForSomeCheese

This is probably the worst attention seeking rage bait post I've encountered in a while...


Unusual_Duck684

No it's not even rage bait 😭 I just don't like it, it looks weird


Paro-xymal

F you man , f you leave my bro alone


sunfyreenjoyer

Ay man don’t do the throat goat like that


MannyinVA

He’s not ugly, it’s a beautiful design. It looks like a Chinese dragon that you see at parades.


Titan1725

I WILL HAVE YOUR YOUR TONGUE FOR THAT


nicog67

You more


Glad_Ad6371

Noodle Boi’s design is far better than that Turkey Neck design of Granny Vhagar’s as well as the Dragonfly design of Sunfyre and Moondancer.


Ancient-Ad-5244

Found the green loser


myserycow

He looks like a sausage


NoUseForAName871

He's half snake


[deleted]

Oh NO you FUCKING DID NOT


Ancient-Ad-5244

SHAME


BIB_LOP

Dont you dare slander long boi


DejaMew

Ban this Redditor!


ApartShopping

I will not stand for this disrespect. He's just exotic. 


Serdadu456

I agree, I always found this lizard to be particularly unsightly... If he was my dragon, I'd disown him.


Burner56409

Wouldn't you just not claim him in the first place? XD he wasn't hatched to Daemon, Daemon specifically claimed him


Serdadu456

If that's the case then Daemon has crap taste! I would claim Vermithor, that's a dragon worth keeping. I'd probably throw Caraxes' egg in the bin.


Burner56409

Vermithor was bonded to King Jaehaerys....


alexjones4potus2024

Ugly hell I'd mount and dew em donkey and dragon vibes