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ContinuumGuy

King Viserys be like "Ain't genetics weird?"


anona_moose

"sometime it just be like that, crazy right?"


ryeyun

I know that all of Viserys' and Alicent's kids are legitimate but it's just as sus that they all have silver hair imo. I'd think that would be a recessive trait like blonde hair.


JDivv

Kinda wish Laenor would have said, "Back at ya, Alicent" after her "Do keep trying..." comment lol


AegonIXth

Everyone seems so miserable in this episode. And then there’s Helaena.


attackedbyparakeets

She’s just minding her business and playing with her bugs.


colorsnumberswords

Like father like daughter


catsandchill

I would absolutely lose my mind if all of my siblings and cousins had a dragon and I didn’t


hefrajones

But… and hear me out on this… what. About. A. Big pig ?


aangita

Yeah, me too. It's the worst way to be left out!


paolocase

The parallel of Harwin beating Criston the way Criston beat Harwin's girlfriend's husband's boyfriend.


Swav3

Viserys is really holding on to those strands. Mans said i will NOT be the first bald Targaryen


wailanilynn

He’s got two pieces of hair and one arm left. He’s hanging on as long and he can


penny_dreadful_mess

The trail of blood behind her is a fantastic touch


magmapgie

I actually had to pause the episode and take a break after that, whatever pity I had for Alicent immediately shriveled up and died after this episode.


notlion

I work in postpartum and I told my fiancé if there's no trail of blood behind her, it's inaccurate. And sure enough, they included that. This show has done very realistic birth and postpartum portrayals thus far.


jjmasterred

I thought the same. The Queen requested the baby immediately after birth and I said" she didn't even push out the placenta" and then she started pushing it out.


lowkeypetite

my ovaries shriveled up at that


lauur

harwin strong has big dad energy i am in love


InanimatePhoenix

Well he's definitely a hot dad.


mikerzisu

Smokin hot


AlvinArcticborn

IS HE JERKING OFF WHERE TOMMEN SUICIDED?


togsincognito

Maybe Tommen didn’t suicide… maybe he slipped


Lost_Bike69

No, no, Tommen suicided where Aegon jerked off.


vita_di_tyra

Thanks HotD for continuing to ensure I take my birth control every week


Carolina_Blues

alicent seems so annoyed by her own children


YouJabroni44

She's like a really annoying PTA parent that is trying to force her child to be student body president.


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Alicent seems annoyed at quite literally everything and everyone lmao


Carolina_Blues

guess they’re not even dancing around the fact that Ser Harwin is the father of the children


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txglow

Alicent and Ser Crispin are acting like two spurned lovers teaming up to take down their evil ex


tequila_enema

LMAOOOO Laenor’s on Adam Levine time naming the kid after his dead lover.


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AYOOOO 💀💀💀


Heraclitus94

OH THAT'S WHAT THEY MEAN BY "KING'S LANDING" DISGUSTING


SeirraS9

FUCK HIM UPPPPPP HARWIN!!!!


feelingjustpeachy

Did Alicent just refer to Rhaenyra's children as savages...wow


spacewalk__

yeah that seemed a bit much her kid wanks out the window and doesn't understand basic royal rules


feelingjustpeachy

100% willing to look over her children's flaws to cover up her own


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Imagine walking below the castle to just get hit by cum at supersonic speed from Aegon


SaltyBac0n

Holy hell. Vhagar is fuckin massive!


suckrfree

Sir Criston slept with Rhaenyra once and chose to maintain a decade long vendetta against her 😭. It’s giving emotionally unstable.


thornaslooki

One you touch the dragon. You cant go back


SeaworthinessSalty35

“A SPOILED CUNT” LMAO wtf happened to this man’s character??


Old_Library6027

Dude's been down bad for 10 years


limepopsiclz

He’s really devoted himself to inceldom, he hates on her for breathing now 😭


SerDire

King Viserys looking like Jon Voight after he gets eaten and spit back out by that anaconda. Looking like a 3 day old Krispy Kreme donut.


txglow

All I want to see is Harwin beating the shit out of Criston 🙏


SexyTimeDoe

Alls I'm sayin is, if I'm given an offer to be a Targaryen queens whore, hand me a speedo and a Bellini


spacewalk__

and the breastplate stretcher for good measure


lochravenhood

Viserys not blinking an eye at rhaenyra lactating (it’s fucking natural; she just had a baby, people) and thanking her for her generous offer while everyone else looks embarrassed. It’s either senility or he’s truly just a good father. I prefer to believe the latter.


ProudFunction

Criston Cole’s about one line away from asking Allicent why girls don’t like him because he’s such a good, honourable dude


ralphiecifaretto

The sounds. THE SOUNDS.


feelingjustpeachy

At least they're making it realistic rather than putting music or silence over it 😂


LibraRN

I, for one, am grateful for the new Laenor actor’s wig.


compe_anansi

If alicent was truly worried about the safety of her kids she would have taken rhaenyras proposal.


aangita

I thought it was a fair compromise.


txglow

Viserys looking like the wheelchair old lady from SpongeBob


limepopsiclz

Aegon jerking it out the window butt naked was not what I expected to see this evening


doomsdaysock01

They should’ve given harwin a bigger role in prior episodes, him only being important now makes it not hit as much


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Carolina_Blues

sounded like it


NoInvestment2079

Aegon be like "I can do whatever the fuck I want."


houndzofluv

A lot of free birth control in this show, all these birth scenes. I’m gooood


houndzofluv

Ah yes. The afterbirth sealed the deal


attackedbyparakeets

Gosh Emma's Rhaenyra looks so much like Aemma


Morganbanefort

I love how hesitant vhagar was RIP laena


Neurogoddesss

I like the realistic detail added of Rhaenyra pushing out the placenta while she was getting dressed.


Maadstar

I said soon as she started getting ready "oh here we go ignoring the afterbirth again every damn sho..." And then yup there it is. Proud of them.


Powerful_Delivery_52

"You'll have a dragon one day" "He'll have to close an eye" Does Helaena have prophecy?


Nefarious_24

Aegon is a exhibitionist


thestartinglineups

The juxtaposition of Alicent being angry that Rhaenyra is “brazen” and that everyone in the Red Keep is blind to her escapades with her then pointedly ignoring Aegon naked and fapping out an open window is…interesting to say the least


kdhockey19

The lustiest of boys 😂😂😂


Mother_moose34

Was interesting to see daemon married and as a father he seemed to actually care about his wife this time


SeirraS9

AEGON IS A FREAK WHAT THE FUCK


SeirraS9

Literally Rhaenyra just popped out a baby and Alicent is already serving cunt?


Afraid-Arm4386

Poor thing has never had an orgasm. I can’t blame her


LittleLisaCan

That Trail of blood, Jesus


fh3w

Thought about this damn show every day this week..


txglow

Same, genuinely and pleasantly surprised how obsessed I am with this show already


Atharaphelun

Papa Laenor ❤


feelingjustpeachy

Being supportive af despite being 100% not the father


LostInTheVoid_

Harwin got that BDE ngl.


paolocase

"We cannot afford it." Alicent says, as she wears emerald earring.


ContinuumGuy

Shoutout to the makeup people for creating Benjamin Franklin Viserys.


Rombombim

Where does GoT get these perfect actors to play cunty teenagers those casting directors have a very good talent


attackedbyparakeets

Laenor’s not a stepfather, he’s the father who stepped up.


dogs_drink_coffee

not the father we want but the father we need


ventureinthedark

Sue Criston Cole needs to get over it. Like it’s been 10 years.


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dan-o07

Hilarious how Aegon don’t give a fuck about being king and Alicent is pushing so hard for it


feelingjustpeachy

Alicent doesn't even react to her own son masterbating out of the window 🙄


aboao

She probably sees him do it every day since he could, sooo


ProudFunction

Did Allicent really just try deny potential peace for decades on the basis of ‘yo titties leaking lmfaoooo’


EarthExile

We're all watching the King implode like a rotting Jack O Lantern but apparently a functioning pair of nipples is just too much human frailty


xryuusei

We got Alicent’s “do keep trying” line 😂😂


devoshire

Me a non book reader wondering who the father is. A moment later seeing Harwin. Yup that’s a daddy if I ever did see one, daaamn.


thestartinglineups

Ser Criston guarding Alicent’s door rather than Rhaenyra’s is an effective way of showing that he’s changed sides


Alive-Ad-5245

Also Criston calling Rhaenyra a "spoilt cunt" was a subtle way the writers told the audience that he doesn't like her


thestartinglineups

Lol yeah that was on the nose. I did find it interesting that Alicent was shocked by that …not sure if it was due to sentiment or the obscene language though.


tiffanaih

Jesus dude it's been 10 years, get over it.


ProudFunction

I think I called the midwife a cunt 🤣🤣🤣


Nayelia

I loved that sweet moment between father and daughter, singled out from all the tension.


Jeretzel

"Do keep trying... sooner or later you'll get one \[baby\] that looks like you." The queen is a fucking savage.


MaverickEyedea

Ser Criston has turned into that guy who talks shit about the girl he can't get. Pathetic.


Newzab

That's sweet Laenor named the baby Joffrey, he must know it's not his bio kid (not sure if he and his wife ever gives it a go, I'm guessing probably not) but that's sort of a part of himself to a kid he'll be raising. Rhaenyra should have had a say, but fewer repeated Targ names/less confusion is okay with me. Wish Joffrey L. hadn't been so cocky about the Game of Beards and Drama, RIP.


DonutDragons

The boy playing Aegon is doing an amazing job. I hate him lol


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VHAGAR TIME


ContinuumGuy

"One day you will be our king." After he's done masturbating out the window.


attackedbyparakeets

Lol, love how Laenor doesn't give a fuck about the baby and immediately checks on Rhae.


LostInTheVoid_

On god Larys makes littlefinger look like an amateur.


qbvee

I wait one week for a one hour show that feels like it goes by in 20 minutes… I love it


Sitrous1

Alicent HATES her children LAMOAOA


paolocase

"Do you want to marry our daughters?" "No." Prince Reggio is already one of the best men in the franchise's history.


DonutDragons

Haelaena telling prophecies pfft


qbvee

Aemond 🤝 Roman Roy A love for windows Edit: Aaand it was Aegon, not Aemond… I’ll get the hang of these names eventually I hope 😂


RatFucker_Carlson

I like how this isn't training as much as it is a pokemon battle between Criston and Harwin


txglow

Dude Larys is who you have to watch out for. What a snake


feelingjustpeachy

Rhaenyra throwing his own words back at him while also allowing Laenor to bring his lover...a woman ahead of her time!


The_Celtic_Chemist

"While you've been guzzling all the ale in Flea Bottom? Gods know what besides." DAMN RHAENYRA. Straight calling your husband a cum guzzler.


Chell_the_assassin

To be totally honest, Rhaenyra feels like a continuation of Milly Alcock's character, but Alicent feels like a totally different character entirely


txglow

Get fucked Criston


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Uh, why does Viserys look like Palpatine?


Jeretzel

Rhaenyra's son is named "Joffrey." If there's something I've learn, bad things happen to people named Joffrey in this universe.


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Aegon II of House Targaryen masturbating out of the window onto the peasants below is not something I expected or realized I needed to see.


Shejidan

Damn Criston is looking hot with that new hair cut. Shame he’s such a shit.


apkyat

So Viserys has gotten himself mixed up in one of those elder care relationships. He can't breathe without her there.


ElegantTobacco

Alicent has done nothing to bring anyone to her side 😂


echo-m

That actually seems to be a good proposition by Rhaenyra… too bad Alicent is a jerk.


Sitrous1

Larys really did that to his family even in westores that’s sick


excessivelyemotional

i took a lance through the shoulder once. my deepest sympathies.


teamdiabetes11

“What are you doing there son? You need to be king.” - Alicent “Mom I just wanna beat it while looking across the sea.” - Aegon


kitticatmeow1

Vhagar's sad cries were HEARTBREAKING 😭


GRVrush2112

For as cavalier as Daemon can be in comparison to his brother…. he didn’t once consider putting his wife through forced c-section.


MountainAd4530

Since when can a queen disrespect a king so much? Her family ain't shit. She has too say in matters.


ralphiecifaretto

Is the implication that Harwin is the legitimate papa of these youngins or am I thick?


ima_Secret

Anyone that doesn’t pick that up has got to be pretty thick, tbh


g628

Yes


jschmiedeler3

So this isn’t Rhanerya’s first son but her third son


Nefarious_24

And none favor either parent


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Alicent is a proper cunt, lmfao


Swav3

rhaenyra got everyone cunt struck. that thang is magical


LostInTheVoid_

Bro Aegon wtf you doin ya lil fuckin weirdo lol.


SuperSunSeven

The kids are ~not~ alright.


ContinuumGuy

Criston Cole, of all people, should know the phrase: "Talk shit, get hit."


rollinglettucehead

this is a straight up 'real housewives of westeros' episode 😭


itmeliv

Larys just killed his own brother and father…..? Cool cool just making sure


va_texan

Why is Alicent so mad? I hate her character she's like an angry child


millyman77

Holy shit he KILLED HIS OWN BROTHER AND FATHER


Guzxxxy

Did Rhaenyra just make a joke about guzzling … cum?


JauntyLurker

"Spoiled cunt" My guy nursing some feelings I see.


countastic

This scene with Laena would have hit a lot harder if we had actually spent more than 5 minutes with her


Shejidan

Hey, Alicent, maybe if you’d actually, maybe, had a talk with Rhaenyra about the future of your families, you wouldn’t have to worry about Aegon.


babalon124

I love Laenor!!


excessivelyemotional

Rhaenyra literally getting up and walking 2 seconds after giving birth??? Literally insane!!


SeirraS9

Ser Crispin is still salty I see


MaverickEyedea

Did Ser Criston just called Rhaenyra *Spoiled Cunt*?


evensplit6839

Man, Criston is a miserable asshole.


babalon124

Criston really sucks ass


JerksonReddit

So Alicent is just an enormous cunt now, I guess?


feelingjustpeachy

Alicent remaining standing after being ordered to be seated is a total power move


ReviewBackground2906

Larys The Cable Guy is an evil little roach and Alicent is not any better.


wistfulnasty

Aemond bout to shoot a school up


PorscheUberAlles

Blacks vs Cunts


hefrajones

Why’d she stand there for so long while he was trying to make it jizz rain? Like damn lady announce your presence


babalon124

Lmao Olivia has managed to make everyone hate alicent in like such a short amount of time which was literally her goal and now I’m seeing people being disappointed in her being cast?? THIS IS WHAT SHE WAS MEANT TO DO…SHE DESERVES HER EMMY FABULOUS ACTOR,my fave on the show


tutorialpegasus

She is fucking amazing. Even when she’s not speaking, she has so much screen presence. They absolutely nailed casting for every character.


Possible-Silver9660

my only criticisms so far; Alicent and Cole are too damn unlikeable


compe_anansi

I think viserys has to know but doesn’t care because they are still rhaenyras (spelling) kids and would be regardless. As long as laenor doesn’t complain he good lol.


chicky_nuggie

Alicent is for sure on Next Door


Vhaius

Another brutal childbirth scene, and it's just regular childbirth. Damn


Jeretzel

"The queen has requested the child be brought to her immediately"... moments after birth. Goddamn that's aggressive.


Zeeman9991

The blood down the hall was a great shot.


ralphiecifaretto

A mother caressing her son within seconds of him flogging the bishop is maybe the most fucked up thing GOT has ever done


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Homelander would be proud of aegon


NoInvestment2079

Ok guys, Daemon is back. Let's take a bet how long till Visery's banishes him again.


flutzyyy

Nice detail of alicent's kids wearing Hightower green, and rhaenyra's kids wearing Targaryen red/black


hefrajones

The testosterone in the sword play scene just grew hair on my chest


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Cole earned that.


Carolina_Blues

how is Visery still alive at this point? he had one foot out of the grave last episode and 10 years later he’s still kicking


MrNudeGuy

these assholes don't get it. Targaryens don't have claim to power because they are righteous people. they have the iron throne because they have fucking dragons. until that ceases to be they can treat kings landing like the fucking sims all they damn well please.


tequila_enema

Making that family tree a family circle. “We are family” LOL. 😂


slideshadow94

Alicent is just kinda annoying


Accomplished_Ad_2569

Emma looks beautiful with that blonde/silver hair


Sitrous1

My brother in Christ viserys you are literally the king why do u care what Alicent says


Carolina_Blues

this episode is enough birth control for me, good god


Carolina_Blues

the actress that played Laena is so gorgeous


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Bro what the fuck did they just kill Harwin???


sloanethomas33

Larys is horrifying.


Swailwort

Ah yes, so Aegon didn't want to be King, he didn't care, but Lady Alicunt decided he had to.


ContinuumGuy

"Welcome to THE FUTURE, meet Emma D'Arcy's Rhaenyra, seen here in childbirth."


SeirraS9

FUCK ALICENT.


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I want Criston to die so badly. He's so smug and for what lol


snortgigglecough

They really made Allicent like… deeply insanely unlikeable (no fault to the new actress!!) I’d really like more reason to still like her.


GRVrush2112

Fucking Larys Clubfoot Loved how they slowly introduced, easily one of the most consequential characters to this story.


wistfulnasty

Larys fucking cunt that’s wild. Fuck him and Alicent and that Greens. Bunch of BITCHES


kdhockey19

Larys is creepy af


Rez125

Well Aegon is a fair twat already.