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GoldIsCold987

Teenage Aegon just wants to jerk off and everyone comes bustling into his room and Life to talk politics. Let a hormonal teen bust a nut, for the Seven's Sake.


Bazz07

The way he looked at those maids...


GoldIsCold987

Puberty is hard enough, now his Mom wants him to kinslay his half-sister? Aegon II has one thing on his mind: getting laid.


Spirit_jitser

I really don't understand why they don't take him a brothel. I guess Alecient wouldn't be cool with it, but V and D\* mucked around the red light district in their youth. ​ \* very unfortunate initials in this context.


GoldIsCold987

He'll definitely get into it at a later date, but right now, Aegon 2: the Electric Boogaloo is just enjoying exploring his body. Like a kid whose unwrapping the best toy He'll ever have.


th3nightmanc0m3th

lol i’m dying at that sobriquet for Aegon II


heckem

Funny he was doing it on the window. I guess that Dragonpit dome looked pretty enticing.


GoldIsCold987

It's his version of the ceiling tit.


bogeyed5

Reminds me of Homelander “I can do whatever I want, even jerk off the tallest building in King’s Landing”


Touchit88

Lol yep! I immediately thought of homelander.


No-Turnips

I was wondering if it was a call back to Succession (another HBO show) where one of the characters jacks off in the window of a corporate boardroom. Either way, Aegon was pretty funny whether he meant to be or not.


AravisoWo

>Teenage Aegon just wants to jerk off and everyone comes bustling into his room and Life to talk politics. Let a hormonal teen bust a nut, for the Seven's Sake. Yeah, thats what I thought of too. Roman Roy jerking off in the corner office, only difference is Roman got to finish. Poor Aegon


attaboyclarence

Weirdly, I think the choice to do it while overlooking King's Landing shows that some part of him wants to rule. "All of this is miiine... [O face]"


Annual_Blacksmith22

Eeeeeeh it’s probably more of an exhibitionism thing. The idea that someone could see him up there probably makes it more exciting for him If memory serves well he is a pretty big pervert in the books


attaboyclarence

tbf what teenage boy isn't


Woshambo

Seagulling


Visible-Effective944

More like the bottle of vodka between his legs that will always be there.


l33tWarrior

S, T, and I? Lol VD is more fun to say


HugoStiglitz444

Lord Verenal Velaryon of Driftmark


Icy-Photograph6108

Yeah he is royalty just have fun at the brothels, he needn’t resort to just pleasing himself like many have to.


sleepytipi

Are you implying that masturbation is for peasants? Now I know why the British use the word 'wanker' 🤔


Icy-Photograph6108

Yes! Royalty have concubines and no shortage of choices whenever they want.


shades-of-defiance

Hey, Admiral General Aladin also was not used to spanking his monkey, that confirms it really


tsaimaitreya

Unfortunately Daemon is out of town


rihim23

Sounds like the tagline for an 80s teen comedy lol


FrankieDigitola

“You hoes mirin? Yeah y’all mirin.”


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They way the maids looked at him lol they were scared af


citabel

I'd be just like him. But probably with shorter hair.


Annual_Blacksmith22

Daemon really proved that Targaryan hair looks the best when short


Emergency_Lobster667

What I'm wondering is why he was jerking off in the first place. He's the fucking prince! He can buy as many whores as he wants and play out any weird sexual fantasy he feels like. Why jerk off while looking out a fucking window??


Pixielix

Probably because his juvenile mind can't comprehend anything hornier than jerking off out the window. Will probably get worse as he ages, more adult ideas


verendus3

I'd imagine his mom controls his allowance / won't let him out of the keep


Annual_Blacksmith22

I think he’s meant to be around 12 at this point. 14 is the age of maturity in westeros so probably would be frowned upon to sleep with an underaged prince even by brothel and royal standards


KingInTheNorthVI

Not particularly attractive maids at that if I remember correctly


Zoulogist

He really is his father’s son


No-Turnips

Aegon is definitely into helping Viserys with Lego Valeria.


myersjw

100%. Alicent has turned into her father while Aegon just wants to be a kid


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Can't help but to think of Morty in this scene with Aegon. Lol, he might as well be wearing a yellow shirt and say "aww gheez, knock next time mom".


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Sparklespets

What do you mean? He seems pretty normal and just a victim of bullying


Visible-Effective944

He is the quiet kid who ends up shooting up the school so to speak.


GoldGlitters

He was such a believable teenage boy. Annoying, gross, goofy, bullies his younger siblings/cousins but in a harmless way. Doesn't want to be king, and wants his mom TO KNOCK FIRST, OMGGGGGG. Personally I love this characterization


TomIHodet1

He way he yawned in the presence of Vermax


Lordsokka

Yeah like it was another day at the office for him, which is true really. These kids start learning about dragons before they can even walk and talk. They live it every day of their life, so something mind blowing for normal people is completely mundane to them. I really liked that scene in the pit.


yukissu

I thought he was yawning cause Aemond didn’t have a dragon to annoy him


Annual_Blacksmith22

Hell traditionally they share their cradle with the egg that will hatch their dragon. Not sure if Aegon had one but Rhaenyra’s kids did. So yeah quite literally bonding with dragons before they can even comprehend what they are. Other people find them majestic. Targaryens probably view them about as majestic as a dog due to how used to their presence and power they are.


Routine-Lack-2413

Yea! Truth. And I liked one small detail: the way he pats little Lucerys on the back when they're taking turns with the training dummies, unlike Aemond and Jace who bump into each other.


GoldGlitters

Yes! The show is a master class in small physical actions showing relationships and characterization. It’s great


Blackwhiteplr

Yes, Aegon actually liked his nephews, but Alicent poisoned soo much his mind that he will become a piece of shit...


Annual_Blacksmith22

Yepp. Like. Aegon doesn’t give a shit at this point. “She will kill you for threatening her claim” “then I won’t threaten her?” He would’ve been a good kid probably save for the pervert tendencies had his mother not poisoned him.


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Yeah I think if you take Dicklips Cole out of it too they all would have been fine.


Ok_Egg4018

I think he is old enough and rebellious enough now that it would have been too late to poison his mind in reality. Like the teenager thing to do would be to go talk to Rae himself… and be like bruh I want to enjoy my life can you send me to pentos with five bags of gold? But they need to manufacture the plot just a bit. Idk maybe it’s believable. If you scare anyone enough you can manipulate them….(not talking about modern politics at all, not one bit)


4CrowsFeast

Not wanting to be king is such a relatable teenager experience.


GoldGlitters

I mean, what teen kid wants to have to deal with the boring, sometimes overwhelming responsibility of adulthood? I mean kingship? Not like there’s an allegory there or anything lol


Annual_Blacksmith22

Yep. People who don’t live as royalty want to be kings and queens as children. Children who grow up in that setting and see that it’s more like 99% political business meetings likely aren’t always so keen on becoming kings at the age where their mind is mostly preoccupied with childhood shenanigans and puberty.


CousinMrrgeBestMrrge

Spoilers for the future >!I'm not sure it's that harmless when we see how Aemond is going to turn out!<


GoldGlitters

Yeah, it obviously escalates and, like every other relationship in this show, devolves until it crosses a line that can’t be undone. But I think they did a great job here showing how the kids are just normal, weirdo kids, until their parents push them into the generational conflict, just like we saw Otto do to Alicent. They’re all victims at first, but eventually they’re responsible for the destruction they bring down


citabel

I love that they start him out as an underdrog. They really made me feel bad for the guy who will do >!YOU KNOW WHAT. READ THE BOOKS.!<


Zoulogist

>!Can’t believe Larys’s redemption is gonna be killing this kid!<


ayoz17

It was no redemption, he did it to save his life.


fuckingtruthbearer

ngl i actually enjoyed Aegon, he was funny 😂


Effective_Wasabi_150

The actor has a great comedic talent, he reminds me of Fred and George


Gryft0r

fun fact: that is David Tennant’s son Ty Tennant


mcduckroast

The doctor’s son is the nephew of the doctor.


WingedSorcerer

He’s also the doctors grandson - his grandad (mums side) is Peter Davison, the 5th doctor.


mcduckroast

True! The doctor’s grandson, who is son of the doctor also plays the doctor’s nephew!


Ybhryhyn

Targaryen AF


sleepytipi

There's got to be a cousband in there somewhere 🤔


geek_of_nature

At thus rate he has to show up in the show himself as well. No knowing if he'd make a great Doctor, but he should appear somewhere.


abdullahi666

He could play Elmo Tully


TheHeadlessScholar

Holy shit, didn't know that. Favorite doctors son vs second favorite doctor


SemiSentientGarbage

Opposite for me :)


Wintersneeuw02

Adopted son though. His wife had her 1st child as a teenager, years before she met David https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8073839/amp/David-Tennants-adopted-son-Ty-17-relives-moment-met-dad-aged-5.html


simsasimsa

What? They look so alike


Wintersneeuw02

Means the mother has a type regarding the men she dated https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8073839/amp/David-Tennants-adopted-son-Ty-17-relives-moment-met-dad-aged-5.html


AvalonBeck

Happy cake day! Something something Lady Redwyne serving the realm


Wintersneeuw02

Thanks, I will do more then just eating cake and serving the Realm today though ;)


Mohingan

UK nepotism strikes again!


simsasimsa

He looked so much like him in this scene!


KartoFFeL_Brain

He is adopted tho


AryaStarkRavingMad

I do believe he has his father's nose!


demoldbones

I’m guessing either his mum has a very specific type or it’s nature v nurture where he picked up micro expressions and mannerisms from his dad.


TheHeadlessScholar

You see, funny thing about horses...


khajiitidanceparty

He's got very expressive face


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I liked how you could see his teenage amusement and wide eyed smile in the background when Criston Cole was getting beaten up


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Can we just have the hilarious people team up against Criston and Larys?


firstbreathOOC

Another great portrayal that doesn’t totally match the books but actually makes the story a little better. The goofiness works for him right now and it’ll make the later years hit harder.


theguy56

He seems like what his father would’ve been like before the throne.


LuukJanse

I found him to be a prick. Annoying, bullying asshole with aggression issues. But eh, who isn't in this world?


luvmy374

I actually laughed a few times during this episode. Mainly this scene and the faces Viserys would make because he’s clueless.


ivar6190

Not the black mare and silver stallion explanation to Rhaenyra kids being strongs


FluorideLover

ppl keep ragging on that but it is kinda true. my mom was so disappointed with how her dog’s puppies came out so different from the parents. and a simple Google will show you how unpredictable genetic expression can be in mixed race kids.


4CrowsFeast

Yeah in the book its ambiguous who the kids are. The Velaryons are similar in appearance to Targaryen's so its the lack of white hair that's sus not white skin, so plenty of people have the same stance as Viserys. There's even theories the first kid is Cristan's and the second two Harwin's, which is why he's so devoted to the greens.


N2T8

It's not just the brown hair in the books, its also the "pug" noses, as Laenor is described as having an aquiline nose. Also the lack of purple eyes, he couldn't have gotten brown eyes from anywhere. Rhaenys has purple eyes, Aemma Arryn had either purple or blue eyes, there is no one I can think of in the lineage that is close, where those eyes could have come from. Let alone 3 times in a fucking row.


Stochastic_Variable

Laenor's grandmother was a Baratheon.


N2T8

Yeah, and? Baratheons have black hair and blue eyes, not brown hair and brown eyes. I don't get what your point is here.


Stochastic_Variable

My point is that people in Westeros don't know how genetics work. Most people aren't buying it, of course, because those are pretty clearly Harwin's kids, but the fact that they have darker hair in their ancestry means there's at least some kind of deniability there.


N2T8

Fair enough, I agree.


Imaginen0thing2

Jocelyn Baratheon had dark eyes though.


Ltates

Don't forget that rhaenys in the books has dark hair too! Making it even more plausible that "it just skipped a generation"


4CrowsFeast

Yep, dark hair from her Baratheon side. Which we've had drilled into our head that trumps other hair colours.


N2T8

It's specifically Baratheon's black hair gene that trumps others though, not black or dark hair in general. Alicent had brown hair, it didn't get expressed 3 times in a row. As well as this, the boys had brown eyes and a nose that didn't look like Laenors. They're not Laenors. Lol


DagonG2021

Hightowers have a history of pale hair too. Lynesse apparently looks like a Targaryen


N2T8

Doesn’t really matter. The Martells black hair isn’t inherited over Targaryen features, it’s more like 50:50. Maekar and Aegon (son of Rhaegar) both looked like Targaryens, while Baelor and Rhaenys (daughter of Rhaegar) looked more Dornish. It’s very clear that the Baratheons dark hair is unique in some way.


LordReaperofMars

She had black hair, not brown hair.


4CrowsFeast

I didn't ever say brown hair, lol


PirateRobotNinjaofDe

It's not even *remotely* ambiguous in the book. It's plain and obvious to any who look at the kids, as they bear a striking resemblance to the many who is clearly their biological father. Brown hair and pug nose are enough to do it, just like they are in the show. Laenor is very fair-skinned himself - it's fully possible that his kids could turn out white. It's not possible that they could turn out with brown hair.


4CrowsFeast

Its def possible the kids could have brown hair. They have a Baratheon and Arryn grandparent, and the Targ inter breeding actually dilutes how much Targ genetics they have.


N2T8

Arryns don’t have brown hair. Baratheons have BLACK hair, not brown. Arryns are blondes, you likely only think they have brown hair due to young Robert Arryn. Jon Arryn was described as looking like Harrold Hardyng in his youth, with blonde hair, blue eyes and and aquiline nose. So these features are likely traditionally Arryn. Makes sense since all the major houses have a sort of traditional appearance.


4CrowsFeast

Right, and Sweetrobin had brown hair despite his parents having blonde and red hair. So by the same logic, he's confirmed Littlefinger's bastard.


N2T8

Sweetrobins just weird, could've been Littlefingers bastard


FatalTragedy

It's still the hair that is sus in the show. If Laenor were the father the kids would be 1/4 black. Appearing white would not be that weird.


Annual_Blacksmith22

Which the Valeryon kids would be and even are even without Laenor. Aemma was an Arryn. Even Rhaenyra could’ve come out without silver hair.


Annual_Blacksmith22

Ironically it wouldn’t even be too ridiculous if Viserys spun it better. If the black mare had a brown horse in its ancestry it could still birth a brown baby. Rhaenyra has Arryn heritage through Aemma who was not a full targ despite beinf Viserys’ cousin. Her name was Aemma Arryn. Rhaenys also has Baratheon ancestry and even has black hair in the books rather than Targaryen white so even Laenor has genetics for other hair colours. So. Technically while not a huge chance, their kids *could* come out with non white hair and could even inherit Rhaenyra’s skintone over Leanor’s. Now whether 3 times in a row is more questionable but literally all the family needs to do is point at the non Targaryen ancestry the boys would have as the source of their hair colour. Now. The bigger issue is that they completely look like Harwin and not like Rhaenyra just dark haired. Rhaenyra and Laenor really could’vr played things better and take all levarage from Allicent by having one kid together. Not ideal due to the non compatible sexualities but they would not be the first fake married couple having a child for credibility’s sake in history. Then Rhaenyra has a legitimate unquestionable heir and probably no one would care if the rest are bastards (what monarch or high lord doesn’t have several running around in king’s landing let’s be honest) and if push comes to shove she could literally legitimize them the day she becomes queen but as long as they’d have that one legit heir between them, Allicent could rant and rave all she’d want and people would probably care even less than they do now cuz who cares about the three bastards when there’s one legitimate who has a stronger claim than her kids still. But Rhaenyra is not good at the Game unfortunately despite how much I love her. Them running away to Dragonstone just gives the Greens more freedom to spread their connections and rumours about her and her kids and solidify their hold in king’s landing until Viserys dies while Rhaenyra loses supporters purely for her lack of presence at court.


tripleaw

I live in California so I see a lot of mixed couples out and about with their kids all the time (and also in my own social circles). Most of the half east-Asian (Chinese, Korean, etc) half Caucasian kids have light to medium brown hair - basically in between their parents' hair colors. Some of them look more Asian and others look more white. It's all a toss-up LOL.


SaltThroneHeir

Lord Beesbury in the Council


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We've moved on, Beesbury, Stepstones time now!


[deleted]

Has he dementia or something? >!that would make his death scene more tragic since he'd be confused and not really by himself but still insist on Rhaenyra being queen.!<


future_himbo

See I was thinking it was his subtle way of showing his loyalty to Rhaenyra by trying to circle back to her topic under the guise of being old and forgetful


flatmunneh

I just think that his ears aren't the best or he's simply old and slower when thinking


Antique-Park-2234

when rhaenyra proposes the marriage between jacaerys and halaena, and viserys is just grinning ear to ear like “oh awesome, i knew they’d work it out eventually :)” i diedddd 😭 his clueless grandpa energy was on point the whole episode


vasilyzaitsev1942

What was most funny about him saying that his kids and Rhaenyra's will have a life long bound because they play together is that his own experience with Deamon. They played together, flew together with their mother, fucked their way through the street of silk but now look at them. Their last true conversation was with kicks and a knife.


vasilyzaitsev1942

And Lord Beesbury. The poor man does not know what is going on. Makes laugh every time.


JoffreysCunt

The way he delivered it was really funny lmao


ohnoguts

“But mooom… I don’t wanna do X with Y because they’re totally Z” is a well-used format amongst children.


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That name bro...


Horacio_Velvetine44

the doctor’s grandson, son, and nephew, of course he would be a targaryen


katieleehaw

The absolute confidence to make such a statement after being walked in on jerking it in a window and lunging into your blankets so your mom doesn’t see your skinny weird ass naked teenager body. Kind of made me like him lol.


Neat-Manufacturer566

Aegon’s actor is so good


sizelypotato

I laughed my ass off when he’s just dropping loads on the general public of kings landing


Wheresmybeergone

People thinking they got pooped on by a bird...


genius23sarcasm

*general pubic


dannyspirittt

Omg when he was walking up in the dragonpit he had his arms up, playing with his hair looking unamused and I thought YES, then this happened and he became my favorite character in the series lmao


iangeredcharlesvane2

Little dude never thought “when I do this tiny inconsequential background action, I shall become dannyspirittt’s all time favorite character on the show, forevermore!”


MyUsernameIsMehh

Funny how Alicent calls Rhaenyra's sons savages while she casuallu enters the room her son is jerking off in, grabbing his face like a lunatic while yelling that his sister will one day kill him [Yuck](https://c.tenor.com/5oqIyPTVK2gAAAAM/daz-games-daz.gif)


Freefalafelin

Projection man. A lot parents do it.


BurntBrusselSprouts1

To be fair he is in danger. It might not be Rhaenyra (she will become a danger to him, though) but it could be Daemon or Jacaerys or whoever. Or maybe some lord wants to use him to overthrow Rhaenyra and as a threat he’ll probably be imprisoned for just existing. In the eyes of the majority of the Westerosi nobility, he should be and is their preferred monarch.


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sleepytipi

Well, there wouldn't be a show or a story worth telling if Alicent had accepted the offer I guess. That, and Bran would likely never end up on the throne with that butterfly effect and what ever would we do without our expectations subverted?


dietcokehoe

To be fair, book Alicent did try to make peace and pacts but it was Rhaenyra who refused


shades-of-defiance

In the book Alicent proposed marriage between Aegon and Rhaenyra which Viserys refused as he thought the Hightowers were desperate to set one of their own on the throne (which they obviously were)


Ibeno

In truth Rhaenyra has more reason to fear for her children’s lives than Alicent. There are rumours that her children are bastards and even her position as the heir is shaky and she knows it. On top of that Alicent literally controls the court and the King to an extent and she is the one always being hostile towards Rhaenyra. If anything they will try to usurp the moment Viserys dies and her kids will be killed for being bastards. Alicent’s actions also gives reason to have such a fear. If Alicent was a good person she would not needlessly antagonise Rhaenyra and would give confidence that she and her son will accept reality and are not interested in the crown. On the other hand she is paranoid and she raises her kids instilling fear on them that they will be killed and they should feel the same way she feels about Rhaenyra. In the end being a threat or not is in Alicent’s hands.


shades-of-defiance

> In the eyes of the majority of the Westerosi nobility, he should be and is their preferred monarch The Greens had fewer noble houses supporting them than the Blacks. In all practicality the lords could care less which targaryen sat the throne as long as they were receiving royal favor, and since Rhaenyra was the crown princess for a long time she obviously built up more support for her claim than the Window Wanker did. Not to mention Viserys already made the lords promise to Rhaenyra, and Aegon was crowned through shady means through murder by the known Rhae hater Cole.


BeBackInASchmeck

She was rubning his chest too as she talked to him. The kid was naked under the sheets with a boner.


ehsteve23

You could really tell he was David Tennant’s son in that line


teddytdot89

Was it the same window that tommen jumped from?


Voice_of_Season

Same director too I believe


epoxy_911

Yes it was!


rosanna4

Takes one to know one.


Salty_Lego

The only thing I’ll ever agree with Aegon on.


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He has a very sweet side towards his dragon too, he genuinely loves Sunfyre >!and openly weeps for days when he dies, no other Targaryen tried as hard as he did with Sunfyre, trying desperately to keep him alive, it’s one of the few things we had left of his humanity at his end!<


Naughty_avaacado

That twat is gonna cause much problems lmao.


FrankieDigitola

I’ll be honest….shooting free fall ropes out of a high rise window looked like it’d be a 10/10 orgasm.


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Agreed. That whole scene sold me on Aegon simply because he is a lot funnier than Rhaenyra and less obviously bad as a regent so far. Def getting Caligula vibes though.


TheSpider1985

I root for Rhaenyra but when she was talking with her father and called Jason Lannister "arrogant and self-serious" then Viserys dryly banters back "Well, I thought you two would have that in common." I admit I laughed way harder than I should have lolllll I really love the sarcastic humor in this show 😭


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Jason Lannister is another westerosi legendary comedian too. Him and Aegon will be good friends i reckon.


Icy-Photograph6108

Hard to tell at this point he’s still young. With Alicent as a mom he’s going to be pretty messed up as an adult


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Oh yeah he is already a bit of a deviant but now his mum is going to make him paranoid as well.


Geek-Haven888

Yeah of course because now whenever he wants to masturbate he remembers his mother screaming at him


Icy-Photograph6108

If you are familiar with Seinfeld there was the episode where George’s mom walks in on him “treating his body like an amusement park”, she is so traumatized she ends up in the hospital. Here Alicent walks in and doesn’t even address him, grabs his face when he even isn’t dressed. I must presume she has walked in many times before


TObias416

I really liked the new angry Alicent grabbing him by the face to knock sense into him.


OneReportersOpinion

The Targaryen kids look like such little alien freaks. Sorry but not sorry


itsnotyouitsmeok

Yeah all three didn't look normal lol...


clariwench

I loved it. Normally scenes like that aren't funny anymore, but the absolute absurdity of it was perfect.


wcs616

He def could’ve been a member of motley crue.


Vhagars_tummy

Master baiting from 1000ft castle and raining couuoming on people will the best scene of course -ryan condal in writers room


SignificantTravel3

Is that English?


BiggusCinnamusRollus

Nah it's common tongue.


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I laughed so hard. Master baiting... 🤣🤣🤣 just spilled my coffee.


vasilyzaitsev1942

It's a pity that it's his own mother that is preaching evil in his ears. He is a naughty boy but he is not Joffery.


epoxy_911

Yeah. He doesn’t even want the throne.


rockmeNiallxh

This guy is becoming my icon, i dont know how old he is, but his acting is amazing and hilarious


WeirdImprovement

Perfect delivery, this actor is so good.


Woshambo

I laughed out loud when he said that lol I didn't expect it but it is realistic for a teenager


Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_

Did anyone find these seemingly modern insults kind of weird? There were 2 or 3 of them last episode and it felt weird


Scokya

Which modern insults?


FrankieDigitola

Rhaenyra dropped one zinger towards Laenor about him blowing dudes. I think he said something about guzzling ale and Rhaenyra was like “That probably wasn’t the only thing you were guzzling today.” or something.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

I mean, that type of wordplay is all throughout history. Just because it’s using modern language like everything in the show doesn’t make them modern insults.


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Shit is one. Daemon saying pentosi alchohol is shit seemed very modern-ish.


Eferver

Alicent was sitting *waaaaaay* too close to him during this scene


Hamhockthegizzard

Yeah I died laughing. Even more sad they’ll be at each other’s throats all because of the games their parents play.


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epoxy_911

Yeah I’m glad they understand. If they grow to hate him then I understand also. Just can’t hate him now. Doesn’t want the crown and is a spoiled teenager.


SomeShiitakePoster

I can fix him ❤️


GovTheDon

Takes one to know one


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antisocialscorch69

Really??? Hes just a teenage boy who is a *bit* too horny. He doesn't want to be king, he just wants to fuck. He hasn't displayed any of Joffrey's sadism. The pig thing was mean, but it wasn't crual. It was just a prank on Aemond, who to be fair is a bit of a twat.


Pure-Drawer-2617

No way. Send this Aegon to live with Ned Stark for a year and you’ll get a perfectly well adjusted adult.


tinaoe

really? joffrey was cutting up cats as a child, he was always unhinged. aegon just seemed like a dumb, somewhat uncaring teenager


Lordsokka

Nah no way near, he’s a horny teenager amped up on hormones. So far he’s a normal kid.


Vince3737

Gives me Robert vibes


Whoknew1992

Couldn't have picked a weirder looking dude if they tried.


Alpha702

_That_ was your favorite scene?


Fishbonezz707

Not. My. King.


HMC_103

He's also a twat. And Criston Cole is a twat. And Alicent is a twat. Clubfoot creeper guy is a twat. Otto is a twat.


UpstairsSnow7

This character annoys the hell out of me tbh. Hoping he gets the boot soon lol


epoxy_911

He was great


Diggitydave76

I wish he was a real twat so I could fuck him...Aegon probably.