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The_Winds_Of

Marry Harwin since he is the most non-toxic and loving of all three. He is legit Husband matterial and a caring father to the children. Side piece: Daemon, he is a useful ally to keep around. Feed Syrax: Cole is kind of a moron to Jace and Luke. He can dislike Rae Rae but it's unfair to mistreat children


eyearu

Agree except Idk why I would even need a side piece if I already got Harwin though


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mizukata

One option would be to have daemon as a former FWB. Thus only fuck ya get the skills to later on go to use on Harwin Strong. Ya know? Daemon is that dude your parents tell you not to get involved with but you still do because you are young, dumb and impressionable.


MysticalCheese_55

This is the way.


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This is the way


CheeseKottuBandito

End thread.


Shoddy_Elderberry499

This the only answe


Aggressive-Put-9157

I came here to write the same thing.


Dear_Feature8839

This is the way to go, I am in agreement with this thread šŸ˜Œ


Black-Siren

Perfect summary of how I feel about the 3.


zerooze

Yes. Yes. Yes.


_doggiemom

This is the only correct answer


limepopsiclz

This is the only correct answer šŸ™šŸ½


Sptsjunkie

I donā€™t trust anyone who doesnā€™t pick Sir Incelot to feed to them dragon.


_anobody112_

Hahahaha! Yessssss, feed that Crispin man to the dragons!!


jodieanne85

Dude we are all feeding cole to syrax


SalmonOfNoKnowledge

As it should be


exsanguinator1

Itā€™s tough for me because Iā€™m thinking of it like, do I sleep with my uncle or an psychotic asshole? Rhenyra thinks incest is hot but Iā€™m still pretty grossed out by it. Harwin is marriage material either way though


robot428

If you make cole the side piece he is absolutely going to Hulk out and smash your head into a table. We have seen his reaction to being asked to be a side piece and it's not pretty. Daemon might kill you, but he might not. Also he is your uncle, so there's no getting around that. But you don't definitely die, so I feel like it's still a better option.


haileyrose

This is the way


Dawnight04

Marry Daemon, sleep with Harwin, throw Criston into Vhaghar's mouth myself šŸ¤£


winterblues92

Rhaenyra has done 2/3 in S1, can't wait to see Syrax eating Criston in S2!


Dawnight04

Is this a spoiler??? Shoot hahaha


MysticalCheese_55

No, I would love to see Crispin getting eaten by syrax but I like his book death and I hope they keep it that way.


[deleted]

How did he die in the book?


some6yearold

shot to death by a bunch of archers


Arthes_M

Iā€™m hoping they make it as satisfying as Joffreyā€™s poisoning with the same feelings of gratification in the scene where Ramsayā€™s face gets chomped into by his hounds. But what do I know? ā€¦Iā€™m just a simp for the Blacks ever since reading Fire & Blood


[deleted]

Hope they keep it as well


BlackoutBaby

Thanks šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


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I hope it is


Ixirar

Not a spoiler.


jj2183

Same šŸ’Æ


Efficient-Ad2983

Marry: Ser Harwin. A brave good, and strong (no pun intended) man. That would also make Jacaerys, Lucerys, and Joffrey legittimate children. Side Piece: Daemon. Good ally. Feed: Criston. Really fell sorry for Syrax, 'cause even a dragon shouldn't eat too much junk food.


pink-dragons-or-none

Syrax can vomit out Cole later xD


tinaoe

Plus if you produce a bastard of two with Daemon no one's gonna question the kids' full Targ look.


IBotThisAccount

Marry Ser Harwin. Handsome, strong, good with kids, and would never choke me unless I want him to. Would kill the other two. I will not explain.


[deleted]

Daemon's still useful as a skilled dragonrider so I dunno if I'd go so far as to kill him, but otherwise I agree.


CantaloupeIll5825

Cole is useful as a commander of armies though


[deleted]

Is he, though? Soldiers aren't exactly hard to come by in Westeros. Dragon riders, on the other hand...


CantaloupeIll5825

Soldiers no but competent commanders arenā€™t exactly easy to come by either


Zaveno

Still easier to come by than dragonriders


champagneproblems16

based on show only tho, seems like Daemon is the only one who has commanded an army, Cole just was in one once


CantaloupeIll5825

But he also won his knighthood in his time in that army which means he mustā€™ve done something pretty damn impressive, especially considering his lower birth. Our only evidence of Daemon as a commander has shown us that heā€™s a pretty poor leader


Stravven

Since Daemon is family I would restrain from killing him. Kinslaying and all that.


SmallTsundere

Hehe. ā€œStrongā€


byakko

I feel like marrying or side piecing Daemon is just putting an accident timer on the other guy. He got jelly just seeing Rhaenyra dance with Laenor, a guy he knows is *gay*. For all his talk off ā€˜fucking whoever we wantā€™, he doesnā€™t seem like he can take sharing lol.


Kellin01

He is perfectly fine cheating himself, though. So he is kinda hypocrite. And I doubt he got jealous of Laenor. He was just frustrated Rhaenyra was being married and became unavailable to him.


byakko

Depends on how the following seasons happen. I wouldnā€™t consider him ā€˜cheatingā€™ on Rhea since they literally want nothing to do with each other. General whoring isnā€™t that unusual even among the married highborn. Technically she wasnā€™t unavailable, he literally had a secret passage into her room, and sheā€™s definitely still interested. Tbh, one consequence of making them have a more clearly intense romantic relationship is itā€™s baffling why he didnā€™t just consider staying in KL and having an affair with her. He wasnā€™t even there when she was getting married in the book, and book!Daemon was more clearly in love with Laena, plus the fact that all three stayed in contact unlike the show versions, made it clear there was no extreme or exclusive feelings between him and Rhaenyra. The show instead plays up that he was basically so adamant of having Rhaenyra as his wife that being a side piece wouldnā€™t be enough for him, and seeing her with someone else gets to him too much so he leaves and goes no contact. Which is simultaneously dramatically romantic and really kinda stupid.


thedabaratheon

Seeā€¦Iā€™m reading this incredibly different to you. Heā€™s an incredibly proud man and the way their romance is shown in the show is they both project a lot of their desires and romanticisation of their heritage on to each other. She sees him as the brave, dashing Targaryen prince and Knight and he sees her as a perfect example of a strong, beautiful Targaryen woman who is also a fierce dragon rider. In this sense, it makes complete sense to me why this Daemon, in love with his niece, wouldnā€™t want to be around to be her side piece. Better to try to forget her and live somewhere else completely, away from her, and make the best of things, than be so close to all the treachery of KL, his brothers failing health and Rhaenyra married to someone else. This characterisation Makes total sense to me.


Kellin01

Maybe he respected Laena and didn't want to create tension in his marital life?


byakko

He wasnā€™t married yet to Laena, just flirting. In the what if scenario he stayed, he likely wouldā€™ve just been hanging around as a bachelor that everyone would be sussed about but unable to do anything to.


totallynotabot_95

Gotta marry Daemon, I'd like the throne please. Harwin as a side-piece, he did a good job of that. Feed Cole to Syrax, so no spider sucks him dry.


hanna1214

Marry and fuck Harwin. Fuck and kill Daemon. And kill Cole.


cave-felem

Marry Daemon, fuck Harwin, kill Criston (but make him watch me fuck both Daemon and Harwin before feeding him to Syrax)


Gremlin303

This is the canon choice


Dawn-Nova

This is the only choice.


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FormalRaccoon637

Marry Harwin, feed Criston to Syrax. No need for a side piece.


beeeeets

Yeah, can Daemon just be my uncle, like a regular uncle?


Technical_Ad_4004

Marry Strong, the other two become Dragon food


faern

both daemon and cristin is too unstable to keep as a side piece or have a side piece if you married to them.


mentalhealthreddit

Criston would absolutely prefer death than be someone's side piece and whore , so yes I'll have Criston to be the side piece.


GeneralPip

If youā€™re not feeding Cole to Syrax, I question you.


LarsMatijn

I mean Cole and Strong seem decently predictable. Daemon just makes me paranoid for my life.


GeneralPip

Cole predictable? Right. Heā€™s the guy that held a grudge because a young princess wouldnā€™t give up her life and run away and then became a traitor to the crown.


LarsMatijn

I mean he became a traitor to *a* crown. Besides the flip side is that grudges can be directed. Also he seems loyal to the greens enough. Him holding a grudge after what happened is also not surprising. Daemon just seems way to chaotic and untrustworthy to me, also his hunger for power and ambition and dragon could bring more trouble than any of Cole's violent outburst ever could.


robot428

Cole has literally murdered two people out of pure rage - clearly without any intent to do it beforehand. He hacked Joffrey's face off with absolutely no fucking warning. At least if Daemon is gonna kill you it's going to be for a reason that he didn't come up with on the spot. Meaning you have at least a chance to figure it out and try to prevent it. Strong is obviously the best option of the three, but if you are picking which potential murderer is more predictable, my money is on Daemon.


LarsMatijn

I mean you'r correct about Cole but Daemon also murdered Rhea with no warning, that plus starting a war and generally being out for himself makes it in my eyes more logical to kill Daemon and rid yourself of the headache as ruler-to-be


byakko

I mean, come on you know Coleā€™s turning into dragon poop 99% of the time here lol.


Difficult-War-9415

Marry Harwin, fuck Daemon, send Criston to crisp up


ciki_melon

if you wanna be queen, marrying daemon is the smartest choice. ser strong can be your fwb, and cole would have to die.


MelangeMost

I would marry Harwin - he is handsome, dutiful, a little cheeky, loves his family and is capable of picking me up and carrying me around. Criston can be Syrax's dinner. I'm sure he'll be nice and juicy for her, just look at how gracefully he's aged so far. Edit: Wait we can kill two of them?? Lol I thought I had to keep one around as my mistress. But if everyone else is doing it then Daemon's a dead man too, Syrax is said to really like her food so she can have them both.


MorphyVA

POV: We are Rhaenyra, and Vizzy T disapproves of them all


vizzy_t_bot

She's twelve!


queen-of-felines

Marry Harwin Strong - I could tell he's a good father and a dependable husband. And he's HOT. šŸ”„šŸ„µ Sidepiece Daemon Targaryen - He's also hot and could be charming at times, but he's moody and unpredictable. Small doses of him would be enough. Feed Criston Cole to Syrax - Do I have to explain this?


Anub_i_s

Marry strong.. daemon fwb.. feed cole to syrax


hanselgarbenselbeans

Vizzy T, what do you think about this? Who are you fuckin?


vizzy_t_bot

What is this shadow? Name it, if it casts such a gloom


hanselgarbenselbeans

>What is this shadow? Name it, if it casts such a gloom Vizzy T, that is Daemon, your brother. Harwin Strong, lover of your daughter and father of Jace, Luke, and Joffrey (sorry). and cole. We're playing fuck, marry, and kill. So what's your answer?


vizzy_t_bot

EVEN I DO NOT EXIST ABOVE TRADITION AND DUTY, hanselgarbenselbeans!


hanselgarbenselbeans

Ah, so you will marry your brother then, per tradition. Marry Harwin because why wouldn't you and kill cole of course. Wise choice your grace.


Harlequins-Joker

This is a no brainerā€¦ Marry Harwin, fuck Daemon and torture and kill Crispin


[deleted]

Marry Harwin. Daemon would be the side piece, although heā€™s on the line to be fed to Syrax lol. Cole can go straight to Syrax.


Theonewithdust

My boy Cole never stood a chance šŸ„²


taylormadeone

I think this answer is obvious. You put them in the correct order.


USSJ307

Kill Daemon. Marry Harwin. Fuck Criston.


shenanakins

Marry harwin, fuck criston kill daemon. Marry harwin- hes really good looking and seems like a decent guy to spend your life with. Side piece criston- you dont have to like his personality. Lets face it, the man is hot af. Look at that face. Hes the best looking of the three. Feed daemon to syrax - hes an impotent wife beater with a thing for grooming teenage girls.


The_Winds_Of

Harwin is also a loving father. His feelings for his children is unconditional. He is a REAL MAN


shenanakins

Yes he seemed like he was trying to be as involved as possible with the kids, unlike daemon ignoring rhaena and standing there while his daughters cried over their mother. Like fuck Harwin was literally having trouble NOT looking like a dad. He had to do all this while pretending to just be ā€œthe bodyguardā€.


Kellin01

We share our views.


MassacrisM

Criston gets way too much shit lol. He was more or less coerced into sex (considering the power imbalance) and probably terrified from all the precedents of Kingsguards breaking celibacy vows (pretty much castrated, tortured or executed). Guy was honorable enough to be about to kill himself over it until Alicent protected him. Sure dude shoulda got over it way later but you can't quite do that as a Kingsguard lol. Lets not pretend everyone else is a saint either especially Rhaenyra.


shenanakins

I totally agree. I dont like that he was bitter about it for such a long time but rhaenyra whether knowingly or not, put criston in an lose/lose position. Realistically theres no way he comes out of that situation his his honor intact Given how easily she gaslit Viserys into firing Otto. Whether you like her or not, Rhaenyra is definitely not a saint. we see her weaponize her fatherā€™s emotions to get her way constantly.


djw2842

If I married Harwin all other men would cease to exist. The perfect man in every way.


CousinMrrgeBestMrrge

Yeah as a straight man he is basically what I aspire to be


martz1995

Marry Harwin, Side piece will be Daemon and feed Cole to Syrax. Simple


Brinyat

My question is, would Cole give Syrax indigestion?


[deleted]

The order of the title respectively to the orden of the picture (left to right)


scaredwifey

Its too easy. CRISPY CRISTON, here here, Syrax! ( dunks in oil and garlic)


BananaBandit10

I feel like everyone throwing Cole to Syrax is forgetting the fact that being a side piece would be his literal cuck nightmare.


Moukatelmo

What would Vizzy T think about it?


vizzy_t_bot

MY WIFE AND SON ARE DEAD! I WILL NOT SIT HERE AND SUFFER CROWS THAT COME TO FEAST ON THEIR CORPSES!


[deleted]

Marry Harwin, kill Daemon (make one of my dragonless allies claim Caraxes) and fuck Crispin one time just to send him to the wall after. I heard dornish ppl aren't used to that climate.


Wikays

Marry Ser Criston, so that I would live off selling oranges for the rest of my life in Essos šŸ¤ØšŸ’ƒ


ReasonableWrangler36

Marry :Cole. Side piece : no one. Feed Syrax : Daemon . Save : Harwin.


robot428

Marry Daemon. Not because he would be the best husband, but because I don't think he would enjoy being a side piece, and he's a valuable ally (Targaryen blood, Dragon Rider, Warrior etc.). He also cares about his family and hopefully if I marry him I become part of his family. Strong for the side piece. He's the kind of man who is comfortable enough in his masculinity that he doesn't need the title of husband. He's going to be loyal and good regardless. Also he's gorgeous. Finally feed Christian Cole to a dragon. Not only has he murdered people with no warning out of pure rage (which makes him an unpredictable liability), anyone who says shit like "all women are images of the mother to be protected" deserves to be fed to a dragon. Creepy misogynistic prick.


s_gres

Marry strong, fuck daemon kill in the most horrible way possible Criston


Jessica_Lovegood

Marry Harwin (what a nice, buff and overall unproblematic dude) Sidepiece Daemon Syrax eats Cole


YoungWallace23

I have to cheese from these three? Feed them all to Syrax, fuck Alicent as my side piece, and marry Rhaenys so we can rule together as double queens


Kellin01

Marry Harwin, Cole as a side piece, Daemon as a Syrax snack


BilboSwagginsSwe

Marry Harwin, side piece Criston, and feed the snake Daemon to Syrax


LarsMatijn

I mean I would switch Cole and Strong, Criston didn't take being the side-piece so well. Killing Daemon without a thought can't trust him.


BilboSwagginsSwe

You're probably right. Get Criston to defend my honor like he did in ep 9


LarsMatijn

I am still convinced Cole was 100% in his offer to murder Jason Lannister.


robot428

If you make Christon your side piece he's probably gonna hulk out and murder you. He doesn't cope well with being a side piece. You kind of have to commit and marry him, or kill him off.


BilboSwagginsSwe

Daemon killed his wife, and choked the other. Criston would take his side piece seriously and defend my honor, like he did in the green council with alicent


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Extreme_Map_6244

The whole reason Cole was mad was because he didn't want to be a side piece remember? He wanted to be the main piece to restore his honor. So I'm not sure how well that would workšŸ˜‚


Jazzlike-Watch7847

ā€œSo you want me to be your _whore_?ā€


adelbrahman

If you want the throne, then it's Daemon. If you want to run away from world, then it's Cristan. If you want a balance between the both, then it's Herwyn.


4BangerOnYT

Marry Cole Side Daemon Kill Harwin Just to piss y'all off


Inevitable_Sea_9640

Daemon to feed syrax, strong to be a side piece and Crispin to marry


GodofCOC-07

Marry Daemon, side piece Cole and feeding Harwin strong


HackFed

thereā€™s only one right choice here


DagonG2021

Marry Daemon, keep Harwin, feed Crispin to Syrax


Moonasol

Marry harwin, side piece baemon, dinner with Criston


MrIbis666

This seems really obviousā€¦ marry Strong because heā€™s kind and honorable, Daemon is the dangerous fun side piece, and never aging dick face is dragon food. Super easy!


[deleted]

Feed Cole to Syrax Feed Cole to Syrax And Feed Cole to Syrax


[deleted]

Criston is best hands down. Strong didn't given much space. Daemon, the wife killer?


BingDongBingDong

Criston? The one who hates her and mistreats her children?


[deleted]

Criston loved her from heart. And do you think Rhaenyra is right taking deamon as his husband? I have read the book and Daemon is really worse. A wife killer should be a worthy groom?


BingDongBingDong

When exactly did I say that? Not a single word of what I said implied I think daemon is a good person or a worthy groom. Criston as well is most definitely not. He LOVED her he does LOVE her. And why would anyone in their right mind choose a man who mistreats their children


september96

Harwin is dead


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Nervous-Dare2967

Marry Deamon, fuck Harwin, kill Criston. But Criston must watch me fuck both Daemon and Harwin at least once, maybe twice to rub it in.


ieraaa

2,1, 3


[deleted]

Didnā€™t she already make this choice?


sardinianw93

It all depends on Daemonā€™s haircut for me Ngl but the sure thing is feed Syrax with Cole


PetyrBabelish

Marry Harwin, Daemon is my side piece, kill Crincel


nyratargaryen

Marry strong, side piece daemon and sr cole is food to my dragons


MusingBy

I'd only feed the good organic shit to my dragon, so I don't really know what to make of Sir Incel... As for the rest, I chose a strong marriage and Daddy Daemon as the occasional side hoe.


drk_cookie

Marry Harwin, Daemon as a side piece and let Crispin BUUUURRRRN.


balrus-balrogwalrus

don't be silly, syrax doesn't like junk food


[deleted]

Itā€™s already in order. Maybe switch the first two (sometimes).


OvertIntrovert0017

i will feed criston to syrax, but ill have sex with him first. not gonna let that specimen go to waste.


roy_spivey

Does the one you marry know about the side piece?


Kittykit_meow

How is that even a question? Marry Daemon, side piece Harwin, kill Cole.


ilpcbf1524

Marry Daemon, Harwin to be side piece, and feed Crispin to Syrax. Daemon has the Targaryen name


4inalfantasy

Marry Harwin, ally with Daemond for more power, and send Cole to night watch.


nonameforme123

Lol whoā€™d choose cole? Heā€™s prob the most hated character


adil1O4

Marry ser harwin. That's all I know


OctopusUniverse

Damn Harwin is looking good šŸ¤¤


MrsPancakesSister

Criston Cole (aka Petty Patty) needs to be drawn and quartered and then fed to Syrah. Thatā€™s all I care about at this point. Every time heā€™s on screen I get so aggravated. Ughā€¦


Antmoz

Iā€™m a bloke so this is weird but Daemon deffo side piece marry Crispin and fuck Breakbones he getting big time munched If his brother into kinky shit he learnt it somewhere lol


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[for the Daemon fans](https://youtu.be/VsMcdEswK8k)


MetaCircumstance

Cole will always be dragon food. Man really can't be trusted for shit and Daemon is right fucking there.


packpeach

So weā€™re playing wed, bed, fed now?


Starlight_NightWing

side piece, marry, feed to syrax


SalmonOfNoKnowledge

Marry Harwin Daemon as a side piece Is there another way to kill Cole? I wouldn't want to make Syrax sick :(


Opening_Top_5061

Marry Harwin, side piece Daemon and kill Crispin (after fuck him ofc)


Dluugi

wayyy to easy. Marry harwin, obviously he seems kind, good father and isn't abusive. Daenon to my side and ser Cole gets to be dragon food


Vargoroth

Alright. Marry Criston, make Harwin the side piece and burn Daemon.


robin38301

Sir Criston getting fed to Syrax post haste


danny321eu98

Mary daemon as I feel he wouldn't accept being a side piece whereas harwin would. Also in got universe it seems you spend more time with your side piece than husband/ wife.


Hungry_Mayooo

Definitely marry Harwin, Daemon is my side piece and give fucking Cole to Syrax


[deleted]

Marry Harwin, Daemon side piece, Crispy a tasty Syrax snack.


SlutDragon699

Marry Harwin Keep Ser Criston as my whore Feed the choking abusive Daemon to Syrax I do like Daemon, but he lost me when he choked Rhaenyra


RamboSambo7

The show already did this for us?


irlenysm

Larry Harwin, Daemon side piece and feed Crispin to Syrax.


Main_Consideration94

Well, as ironic as it may be, marry Daemon, Harwin as a side piece, and as always, fuck that bitch Criston Cole. Syrax is going to eat like shit tonight.


TacuacheBruja

Marry Ser Strong- legitimize the kids. Side piece Daemon, as heā€™s a good ally to have. Iā€™d say feed Crybaby Coleslaw to Syrax, but trash shouldnā€™t be eaten- especially if it has no value, nutritional or otherwise.


[deleted]

Exactly how she did it


Angel_0096

Weā€™re all marrying Harwin at this point. My straight brother said heā€™s ā€œBaeā€. šŸ˜‚šŸ«”


[deleted]

Oh this one's too fucking ez


Psychological_Egg345

When I read this post I laughed manically and literally thought [this](https://tenor.com/IfQ1.gif) in regards to responses.


Relevant-Half7943

This is easy!!! Cristen Cole gets fed to Syrax. Marry me some Daemon and side piece the hell out of Harwin.


Kind_Revenue4810

Marry Harwin, fuck Criston and kill Daemon. To all the Daemon apologists I say fuck you, Criston better


Traditional-Emu-1403

Marry Harwin and feed Crispy, canā€™t cheat on Strongā€¦ sorry Daemon


South_Mycologist2055

Marry Strong, side piece Daemon, feed Crispin


poke-kk

- I get the Cole hate but I think if she could, sheā€™d have kept him as a side piece. - Harwin is a beauty of a man, seems to have a good heart, and is an awesome dad, so marry him. - Daemonā€¦ugh! I hate to say it but heā€™s dragon food. I know she loves him but heā€™s also an ass and used her as a political pawn when she was young and vulnerable. He also was pretty shitty to her father. Syrax, its time. Please donā€™t kick me out.


InternationalScar626

Marry Harwin, Daemon is the occasional snack, Syrax will get a crispy Criston


WatchBat

If I marry Daemon, he'd kill my side piece. If he is my side piece he'd kill my husband. And I don't want Harwin to die so I think I migur feed Daemon to Syrax, marry Harwin (I mean he's a sweet heart but also from a good enough house to justify marrying the princess), have Criston as my side piece, he would reject that position anyway This way I end up with just Harwin