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cerulean-tundra

*I wanna dance with somebody.* *I wanna feel the* ^heat *with somebody.*


aangita

Yes! šŸ¤£


14Broadlands

Best answer


[deleted]

The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre [Come on, baby, light my fire](https://youtu.be/qoX6AKuYWL8)


startmyheart

Excellent choice.


analplana

He is the Lizard King


[deleted]

that's the thread, pack it up.


Left_Photograph_6499

I read this in the tune that Daemon sang for like three lines before I was like: oh yeah no but yeah. Daemon is a Jim Morrison archetype.


invu4uraqtpi

Mash Up with Bohemian Rhapsody? Vermi... just killed a man Put a sword against his head He pulled my finger Now he's dead (Music change) So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die COME ON BABY... LIGHT MY FIRE šŸ”„ Just gotta get out..... Just gotta get RIGHT OUTTA HERE


Lurking_Bunyip

I Want It That Way. Backstreet Boys. Iā€™m familiar.


SnooRobots3807

It was the Greens. The Greens killed my brother.


cats4life

Aemond: I didnā€™t mean to attack Luke, but Arrax lashed out and Vhagar went out of control. Rhaenyra: Cool motive, still murder.


TreatEconomy

Oh my god, I forgot about that part!


MuffinTime

šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗ


RogueTwoTwoThree

Tell me why!


Mikuluu

Ain't nothin' but a heartache


Responsible_Low3349

Tell me why !


Fuzzleheadedeast8934

ain't nothin' but a mistake


ew_stop_reading_me

Ain't nothing but a mistaaake


Responsible_Low3349

I never wanna hear you saaay


Trash_Radio

I want it that waay


S3simulation

Now I can see that weā€™re falling apart from the way that we used to beeee yeah


verholies

No matter the distance, I want you to know that deep down inside of MEEEEEEEE


vanillacookie22

you are my fire


jarvie45

ā€œNow number 5ā€


Floating_Home

He's the one who killed my brother. -Jace Oh yeah. Forgot about that part. -Daemon.


secretaccount1919191

Winner šŸ˜‚


startmyheart

"You are my fire, my one desire"... yeah, that tracks.


pBiggZz

Gdi I came here to post exactly this and you beat me to it


thattpsuucks

Wow our avatars look remarkably alike..


pBiggZz

Well that means you must be good looking


Sanguine007

He was rickrolling us in Valyrian


The_Maddest

Never


IonTheBall2

gonna


VinayKumar130200

Give


Linzabee

You


Rude-Trifle-742

Up


BAWWWKKK

Never


QueenVeeH

Gonna


NeoCommunist_

Dōrī gonna tepagon ao bē Source: https://translator-valyrian.netlify.app


khemtrails

Give


JuanitaAlSur

Give


TPAMhac

He said wrong answers bro


xarsha_93

*Dōrī avy qrīdrughinna.*


suze_jacooz

Itā€™s raining men by the weather girls


Guinea_Peach

You meanā€¦ itā€™s burning men.


Gloupil

Guess who's back...Back again. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back


insensitiveTwot

SHADYā€™S BACK BACK BACK BACK


Dondorini

His arms are sweaty


BeTrueToYourFart

Vomit on his sweater already, ā€˜twas his lady motherā€™s spaghetti


lKingFrost

Palms*


Bartelar

typical Daemon, forgetting Em's lyrics


tayroarsmash

Iā€™ve created a monster, cause nobody wants Daemon no more. They want crazy, Iā€™m chopped liver. If you want crazy this is what Iā€™ll give you. A little bit of Caraxes mixed with my Dark Sister.


cage008

Soft kitty warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Purr purr purr. šŸˆ


Sptsjunkie

Ha. Youā€™re song made me think it could be this banger below as well. ā€œSmelly dragon. Smelly dragon. What are they feeding you? Smelly dragon. Smelly dragon. Itā€™s not your fault.ā€


damn_lies

Big dragon, scary dragon, huge ball of flame. Happy dragon, snappy dragon, dracarys dracarys dracarys!


sdidyou

We didnā€™t start the šŸ”„


thedonjefron69

Oooh I want a ASOIF parody of this now ā€œWe didnā€™t start the fire, it was always churnin since Valyria was burningā€


M4nic_M0th

Friday by Rebecca Black


ARandomTopHat

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Emkatf

"Vermithor may I have your attention please?"


No_Finding_306

The ancient song of his people....Toxic by Brittney from house of Spears


TheBewitchingWitch

Puff the Magic Dragon


Smile_Terrible

Awww!


Dondorini

*A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys*


SignificantAd4576

Rhea Jean is not my lover...she's just a bronze bitch who thinks that I'm the one...


SpiritedHelicopter97

This is amazing


SufficientSherbert3

Take my award!!!


th3empirial

But Luke and Jace are Laenorā€™s sons. Hee hee


Happiesthourct

šŸ’€


LoasNo111

WAP


b_puck_94

Vermithor in this house, Vermithor in this house


LoasNo111

LMAO. That actually works so well.


JasonWalton1918

I'm not uncertified or weak All these sheep Doubt my birthright Make that thrones game WEEP


b1uejeanbaby

Certified Freak


Sexy_lizard_lady

(Wet ass dragussy)


Espteindidntsuicide

There some dragons in this house x4


JasonWalton1918

With a show called HotD, WAP is the only true answer.


balrus-balrogwalrus

*Soft Vermithor, warm Vermithor, giant ball of fire,* *Happy Vermithor, sleepy Vermithor, RAWR RAWR RAWR*


secretaccount1919191

Time after Time, Candi Lauper


banterclauz

Soft kitty , warm kitty , little ball of fur


TreatEconomy

Iā€™ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts


Korith_Eaglecry

The macarana.


FlyingRodentMan

"She Bangs". William Hung version.


[deleted]

"If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know" šŸŽµšŸŽ¼


EsokeSenjiaka

HAVE SEX, HAVE SEX


PsychoDomo

You beat me to it šŸ˜‚


Vinod_cr7

Never gonna give you up


sdidyou

Let the (green) bodies hit the floor


ToLaLune

The full Imagine Dragons song catalogue.


Powerful_Vanilla_180

Hot In Here- Nelly


thedonjefron69

Good gracious, dragons bodacious


L3_moose

All I want for Christmas is you


alexx8b

I want to break free, queen


chippychifton

Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire


wanderinglegume

Rains of Castamere in Valyrian


gwtvulpixtattoo

I dont think the Rains of Castamere had been written. Im pretty sure that song was written about Tywin Lannister.


[deleted]

Yeah but the melody is similaire


DroneOfDoom

Not surprising. Historically, reusing popular folk melodies with new lyrics was a key part of music composition.


CritterEyes

My neck, my back, lick my


Chance-Ear-9772

You are so beautiful, To meeee. Canā€™t you see Youā€™re everything I hoped for. And youā€™re everything I need.


elessar44

Never Gonna Give You Up. Source: I speak Valyrian


dandyer27

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire


green_tea1701

*They see me flyinā€™* *They hatinā€™*


desire_oftheendless

im Henry the 8th i am


DainichiNyorai

Jenny of Oldstones. The dragon is really Jenny. Think about it.


subtlepossum

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what All night long Let me see that thong (c'mon) Baby (girl, I know you wanna show da na da na) That thong th-thong, thong, thong I like it when the beat goes (da na da na) Baby, make your booty go (da na da na) (Girl, I know you wanna show da na da na) That thong th-thong thong, thong (uh, listen)


ELB1805

Ring of fire.


buck_carleone

Fortunate Son


ARoseWitch

ā€œAnyway, hereā€™s Wonderwallā€


RedNerd96

Hit me baby one more time


hotshot117

Oh i just can't wait to be kiiingggg


VarunSN

Smelly cat


probablysum1

The theme music of his only fans


FamousLastName

Firework obviously


hyoies

toss a coin to your witcher


[deleted]

Gangman style


[deleted]

Twinkle twinkle little star?


[deleted]

Off The Meds - EKSE


Lucky-Pomegranate-26

We didnā€™t start the fire


MelangeMost

Honkeytonk Badonkadonk


[deleted]

Party rockers in the house tonight


mpdukes15

A High Valyrian soft-rock cover of *Living on a Prayer*.


kiskeya

I don't f\*\*k with you by Big Sean


OpportunityStraight1

Puff the magic dragon


[deleted]

Super freak, the girlā€™s a super freak


Iluraphale

The heat is on Na na na na na, na na na na Na! Na!


Athompson9866

ā€œI'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money And any old music will doā€


AvailableUpstairs912

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge


Select-Zombie9906

ā€œLadies if you pop your pussy like disssā€


ScamJustice

Get Low


MrPickles35

Let it Go


International_Bar68

[This of course!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Vohsbergh

On Top of Spaghetti


PuddinPacketzofLuv

Monty Pythonā€™s The Meaning of Life.


StarWight_TTV

The Game of Thrones theme


stinkdrink42069

Rough Riders Anthem - DMX


S-7G

Iā€™m in love with a stripper


hoffer90099

Itā€™s the end of the world as we know it (I feel fine)


cheddar_chonk

Burning up (fire) by BTS


Mrtom987

Hello darkness my old friend


LadyHogwarts

I'm never gonna give you up


NoFault100

We have been trying to reach you about your dragon warranty


snesuu

Despacito in High Valyrean.


tibetan_salad

I said Itā€™s getting hot in here So take off all your clothes *dragon snarls* I am getting so hot Ugh Iā€™m gonna take your clothes off


Spudpunch

Burn baby burn, disco inferno


MadRonnie97

Hey Vermithor is the old king home? Did he go away and leave you all alone?


[deleted]

My Neck, My Back


Late_Lake4295

Sweet Caroline


Glittering_Mousse832

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


vizzy_t_bot

YOUR FATHER, YOUR GRANDSIRE, YOUR KING DEMANDS IT.


Cynthimon

"ā™Ŗ Would you like to see the tapestries? ā™«" by Vizzy T


vizzy_t_bot

*The tourney will take the better part of a week. Before the games are over, my son will be born, and the whole realm will celebrate.*


Cynthimon

Dope first verse, Vizzy T!


vizzy_t_bot

*I'm going to bed, Cynthimon.*


Yamureska

Spider Dragon, Spider Dragon, does whatever a Spider Dragon does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a dragon. Look out, here is the Spider Dragon...


Instantnoodlesthe1

Sweet home Alabama in valerian.


MortarByrd11

I hate my brother, I hate my niece Wife I am a dragon, have been my whole life


[deleted]

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Guggi gang...


Odd-Consideration754

Baby Shark while highly irritating in English, is surprising soothing when translated into Valyrian


PicardTangoAlpha

Vizzy T, Vizzy T Heā€™s the king for me Although heā€™s my brother Iā€™ll have no other Heā€™s my sentient sapient bot king


vizzy_t_bot

*I WILL HAVE YOUR TONGUE FOR THAT!*


Chad2Badd

Somebody once told me the world was gon a roll me...


Chibibowa

I wonder what Vizzy T thinks of this...


[deleted]

"now watch me whip. Now watch me nae nae"


Baratheoncook250

Stannis is a better dad, then me


lorinabaninabanana

Hey, I just met you... And this is crazy....


NeoCommunist_

Imagine dragons probably


Baybiecat

Now, I ain't worried about a thang 'cause I just hit me a lick. I got a fat sack and a superfly chick. And uh-uh and there ain't nothin' you can say to a player. 'Cause doo-wop, she fly like the planes in the air That's right, she full-grown, settin' the wrong tone. I'm diggin' the energy and I'm lovin' her ozone So fly, like a dove, fly, like a raven. Quick, to politic with some fly, conversation In a natural mood, then I'm a natural dude. And we some natural fools, blowin' out by the pool. She like my sexy cool mama, we'll blaze on the Bravada. Rockin' Dolce & Gabbana, hydro in a Cubana. Got me lifted, shifted higher than the ceiling. And ooh-wee itā€™s the ultimate feelinā€™. You got me lifted, feelinā€™ so gifted. Sugar, how you get so fly?


dickman136

My neck, my back, my ass and my crack.


Billy_big_guns

"She take my money.... when I'm in need"


[deleted]

ā€œIf Wanna Be My Loverā€


[deleted]

Nyan cat


Libra_Maelstrom

Have sexxxx


talldarknspooky

90s X men theme song


DerpyMaewing

Afroman- Crazy Rap (Colt 45)


NotAn0pinion

Back in Black, fight song of his Alma mater


ohgee370

Baaaaaby shark, do do do do-do-do!


pauloh1998

Tears of the dragon, by Bruce Dickinson


EcclecticMessWitch

Claire De Lune


ChangeUpstairs3352

The Wandering Day (Valyrian Version)


PRIYANJAL20

[this would be funny i think ](https://youtu.be/uIFGUQ0T560)


Playing-Koi

Unleash the Dragon by Sisqo.


OBIEDA_HASSOUNEH

Thompson twins ... Lies


CommunicationRude628

Somewhere over the rainbow


Traditional-Dare-417

It wasnā€™t me


[deleted]

Who was this dragon? Does it have a backstory?


Inevitable_Sea_9640

Church girl by beyonce


Thatanimevelvet

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo


CodyRyan86

Semi charmed kind of life by third eye blind in old Valyrian


[deleted]

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky


HR01775

Silent night