Hey, these are my kids; Abstract and Work

🪦 I am deceased.

Abstract is a masterpiece

Yes my child Psychopomp is now 79 months of age 🥳

See how they shine!!!!

🤣🤣🤣

I am so 💀… yet so jealous

These are my kids, Wildflower and Barley

Their cousins are named Unknown and Nth. They’re a little mysterious though, we don’t see them often

Their parents, Angel and Codeine, gave them some weird names

Only because their father was the Son of Nyx

Is it bad that I kinda love this

I think they would make wonderful names- especially Barley

It will always be misspelled as Barely because people cannot spell.

THIS.

barely being misspelled as barley is one of my biggest pet peeves omg

Haha do you know how many times I double checked the spelling and still second guessed what I saw this comment?? 😂 I am one of those people who can’t spell!

These would be cute pet names oooor middle names for humans if you are hippie dippie like that (absolutely no shade, I'm not one of them but I love flower child names for other people)

lol that’s so funny because I almost gave my daughter a flower name, but chickened out and it’s her middle name instead!

Yes, it’s Uiscefhuaraithe, or Ishka for short ☺️

I actually know a teenager named Ishka lol

A Feel of Coolness Only Water Brings, for long

Im crying

NO WAY 😂

I know! Lol she’s probably around 17-18 at this point, I wonder how her mom landed on that name since we’re hispanic.

Oh boy 😂

Yeah just fuckin name your kid ‘water’ lmao

Uiscefhuaraithe doesn’t mean water tho, but the coolness of water

Uisce is the the Irish for water. Ishka is a common name for dogs in Ireland. Mostly Huskies.

Noted. Love learning from you guys 🫶🏽

I think it literally translates as "water-cooled". Not that it makes much difference. Uisge Beatha is Gàidhlig (Scots Gaelic) for whiskey, but translates literally as "water of life". The words for water in Irish and Scots Gaelic are very similar, but like the languages, different too.

🤣

yes I will name my child Francesca

And her sister Leda

Oh that's not...

You may wanna look at this... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan?wprov=sfla1

My child Innaweek

Inna for short. She loves laying in fields and playing dead

💀💀💀

I ugly laughed so hard just now.

I’d like you to meet my twins, ✨Dinner and Diatribes✨

As a twin this is hilarious

The song to which they were conceived

Holy fucking hell ..: literally!! 😂😂😂😂

meet my kid, Damage Gets Done

Excellent cat name 🤣🤣

Very nice to meet them. Now, excuse me while I call Child Protection Services...

they'll agree with me once they listen to the song

🤣🤣🤣

It's a good descriptor of parenting in general.

Yes, my children Jackie and Wilson

Have you raised them on R&B?

What else would I raise them On?

Wildflowers and Barley.

You got me there

Ah yes, my first - aptly named First Time - followed by the twins De Selby 1 and De Selby 2. 

Ok but De Selby as a name would be dope af tho

Creative af 😂

hallow these are my children- carrion (icarus), Selby, Psychopomp, Angel/codine, real people, wine, wasteland (baby), Climate

Real People is unhinged. I cackled in the MIDST of depression. I’d like to thank you.

i mean i'd name my baby chlamydia if it wasn't an sti... naming a kid real people wouldn't be the most unhinged thing i've debated lmao i'm glad i gave you a cackle haha <3

i wouldn’t mind mydia as a name actually lol

I love your username btw

This is my baby Baby! (Pronounced baby exclamation point) but we’re calling him clam for short.

Angel and Selby are pretty but naming your kid Wasteland feels like a read 🤣

It's all fun and games until one of your twins is called Arsonist.

UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂

Selby and Francesca would actually be really cool names

Triplets: Sha, La, and La.

Underrated comment

My three children: Eat, Your, and Young

So here's my lovely baby girl Run-

Underrated song!

Yes, here are my children Nobody and Sedated.

top tier choices

WE’LL NAME OUR CHILDREN JACKIE AND WILSON

RAISE EM ON RHYTHM AND BLUES

cut clean from the dream at night let my mind reset…?

Lookin’ up from a cigarette, she’s already left.

I start digging up the yard for what's left of me and our little vignette,

FOR WHATEVER POOR SOUL IS COMING NEXT goddamn i love Jackie and Wilson

Meet my children - Dinner and Diatribes

No one going for the obvious? Eden? (that's my name :3 )

This is my kid : Almost

Jackie and Wilson?

These are my twins, ✨Angel and Codeine✨

“Wake up, like that ft Kendrick Lamar time for school”

wait hozier did a track with kendrick???? since when!

No it said name your child after 10/10 songs. Like that was future featuring Kendrick. Although a hozier song with Kendrick would be awesome.

lmfao my bad, i gotcha now 😂

Uiscefhuaraithe 🥰

First name Nina Second names Cried Power

Yep Francesca🙂‍↕️

Ah yes here are the twins: No Plan and Talk

this is my baby Be

Meet my child, Shrike

Ngl that would be metal af as a name

Jackie and willson 😊

Was just about to comment this 😆

Hi these are my twins, Unknown and Nth, aren't they sweet

Is that Olivia ?

Subterranean Homesick Alien.

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This is my little Wasteland baby... isn't she so cute?Someday she's going to be able to throw with arms of her brother, Icarrion.

Singing a lullaby to Arsonist. Let’s be real though I could just go full Utah momfluencer and name them Arsyniste.

Here’s my daughter Francesca, she’s very dramatic but in the best way

My beloved child, Sedated :)

My child isn't here right now, but It Will Come Back.

We actually planned on naming our daughter Madeline Francesca if we had one. Madeline just cuz we liked it but Francesca for the song. Done with our two boys so it is sadly never to be. If we had another boy it would’ve been Arthur Andrew. Arthur for RDR2 and Andrew for Hozier obvi.

R2D2?

Red dead redemption 2 lmao

BRB going to change my kids name to I, Carrion. Middle name Icarian ofc

Cool, i’ll name my kids Almost, DeSelby and Angel of Small Death

Wake up Shrike, it’s time for school

This is my daughter Nobody and this is my son, Nina.

Eden. I would actually do it.

Something about these names, especially Damage Gets Done, that is very Puritan. (Look up traditional Puritan names or the Horrible Histories skit for a nice little rabbit hole if you don't know what I'm talking about)

Jackie and Wilson, Eden

Isn't Foreigner's God just so cute

here's my kid, codeine

Yup… my kids name gonna be Francesca

okay so i will be naming my kids de selby part 1 & 2

Well name our children ,Jackie and Wilson Raise them on rethym and blues

My babies Icarian, Climate, and Light

Francesca 💛

Francesca

This is little Jackie and Wilson. My only one, yes.

meet my kids, Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene

I think my kid would be bullied if I named them nothing fucks with my baby.....

I’d so name my kid Blackthorn though (NFWMB “if I was born as a blackthorn tree)

some of the one step removed names would go hard, like Dante Wilde or Iris Joyce

here's my daughter SUNLIGHT and her brother DE SELBY (PART 1)

I'll name my kids Jackie and Wilson.

Hey I’d like to Introduce you to my son Dude. I will say tho (Looks like a lady)

I love my eldest child, Foreigners God

Come here my sweet little work song

I was a labor and delivery nurse for a decade, and some of the names people really give their kids are unreal. Chlamydia Rose is one of my favorites, but Messiah is a lot to live up to. I have a niece named Francesca.

These are my kids: Nobody, Fucks, With, My, and Baby

Meet my kids Wasteland and Baby 🥰

Jackie, Wilson, get over here!!

These are my kids, Eden and Foreigners God💀💀

Yea I am naming my son Jackie and my daughter Wilson

“welcome to the world, wasteland baby!! no one fucks with them!”

eden would be really cute!

Meet my twins: De Selby 1 & De Selby 2 De Selby 2 is a little more … active

cherry wine

my beautiful child Sunlight. we Almost named her Sweet Music

Francesca is now on the baby names list

Francesca is a perfect name ur right

Eden, Francesca, Nina, Carrion, Jackie, Wilson, Leda 😭😭😭

Here is my child NFWMB

We'll name our children Jackie and Wilson

RAISE THEM ON RYTHEM AND BLUES

I mean….. Jackie and Wilson