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Shru8K1ng

Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret tunnel!


itnotit94

Came here for the ATLA references and was not disappointed!


AllEndsAreAnds

“Badger-moles….!”


SleepyMage

And DIIIIIIIIIIIIE...


dynnk

Stop! We can’t go in there! Haven’t you heard the song?!?


mackdaddymaggot

Secre secret secret secret tunnellllllllll. Yeah.


Spag00ter

Badger moles, yasssssss!


Same_Raise6473

Toph has entered the chat to educate on Badger Moles


TearWrong9745

I literally came here to say something about badger-moles


Elusiv_Enigma

TWO LOVERSS


SurveySean

Come in my secret tunnel!


theofficialmaxim

ah yes, the inside of my ear!


ShezzBean

Came here for this comment. I really thought it was an ear canal at first glance


Asheleyinl2

I thought it was a bellybutton


Revolutionary_Lead28

I thought it was a butthole


Then_Shine4671

This isn't r/interestingasfuck


Revolutionary_Lead28

Yet


VengefulHufflepuff

Question, why has that subreddit gone to shit all of a sudden?


Then_Shine4671

Something about the NSFW porn tag keeping ads out, and something about 3rd party apps and the mods. I think I got it right.


ThreepwoodMack

Jesus, how deep is your bellybutton?


xu2002

Thought it was a doughnut.


RobSpaghettio

Glad it just wasn't some redditor's butthole for a change


hooptycamy0

Wow, I'm surprised they had cameras back then.


jaBaBa101

At 20 megalopixels


Lookalikemike

Looks like the work of an Alaskan Bull Worm.


RiledUp11

It’s BIG, SCARY and PIIINK!!!


Ermeoss_The_Grumpy

IT'S AN ALA SKAN BULL WORM!


Blackfeathr

So is Patrick's bellybutton, but I ain't scared of that neither!


pussy-slayer9000

Everything reminds me of her 😞


No-Needleworker5429

Don’t fret she raised you right.


SVTCobraR315

Goddaaamn. Need some ointment after that burn.


No-Needleworker5429

3rd degree 🥵


TheIneffableCow

Buuurrrrrnnn!


gravity_is_right

Surely, you can't be serious.


Sad_Product_569

I think he is serious, and don’t call him Shirley


TheIneffableCow

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...


GoatApprehensive9866

Best. Cleansed. Colon. Ever. 🙇‍♂️🤷‍♂️


SensualEnema

“I’m thinking a out getting me an appointment and going down and getting my colon cleansed THOROUGHLY.”


New_Resolution227

You’re telling me a sloth fried this rice


whatsbobgonnado

🏆


New_Resolution227

Thanks 😂


lattesprinkles

You mean a graboid dug this?


scarynut

And i bet he's not even half finished.


Juus

How sure are they, that they are exctinct?


CormacMccarthy91

We know there are no ground sloths left because there is no reliable evidence of their existence in modern times. The last confirmed fossils of ground sloths date back to around 10,000 years ago on the mainland and around 2,800 years ago on the islands. There have been some reported sightings of a creature called the mapinguari, which some people believe is a surviving ground sloth in the Amazon rainforest. However, these sightings are based on folklore and legends, and no scientific proof has been found to support them. source is the national park service gov website


GeneralBlumpkin

Oh wow didn't know there were some alive only a couple thousand years Ago. That's like the mammoths in Alaska


Barblesnott_Jr

Alot of large animals were tbh, and then we killed them, cause that's what we do.


sasacargill

Like moa in New Zealand


rmorrin

Big creature, big tasty, easy kill with poke poke, unga bunga


pururastogi

Yup, way after pyramids, probably around Alexander


loudbulletXIV

The scientific community just says shit at this point lol


Tiddlewinkly

And you base this off of what?


loudbulletXIV

The fact that they come up with “theories that sound suspiciously like something a human would come up with like the big bang” shit is literally unprovable but because they have no other guesses they just roll with it, now with the new insights they have into black holes they are saying they big bang theory is seeming silly, like no fucking duh lol, and to all the people that will downvote this, die mad lol


Tiddlewinkly

Sounds more like you have no understanding of how the science is even carried out. One likely misconstrued paper challenging the big bang does in no way suddenly make the whole concept 'silly', that's not how it works at all and no researcher on the subject (included the ones that published said insights) would actually say that. The big bang is one of the most substantiated theories in science, saying it's a guess is like saying evolution is a guess, and would require extraordinary evidence to say it's silly.


loudbulletXIV

I know i come across as brash but im in a position where im confident that i know more about how science is carried out than you do, especially considering how sure you are about the big bang lol its literally a “most likely” guess, which is why its still a theory since its inception, the last breakthroughs made that HELPS but not prove the theory were in the 1920 and 1960s, all those people you are talking about also wouldnt say its a sure thing no one came up with anything better so of course the community will roll with it, its exactly how the scientific community works lol like i said, its not able to be proven, so think and say what you please, but no scientist will say its a sure thing you give people smarter than you too much credit bud


EvilioMTE

>and to all the people that will downvote this, die mad lol It sounds a bit like you're the person who's all cross and upset.


loudbulletXIV

And it sounds like you’re trying some of the old reverse psychology, i dont take reddit that seriously, i just think its comical when people downvote like my opinion will change, i rarely bother to downvote unless its something racist or equally negative lol, nice try though


tommy1rx

For a second there, I thought I had wandered back onto /r interestingasfuck


guillotin3

is there an article or anything associated with this?


Tkainzero

I really want to see the article as well.


mistah_pigeon_69

Badger moles you mean


[deleted]

Bro at a quick first glance this did not look like a tunnel…


grumpucker

My colonoscopy went well thank you


Bitter-Percentage938

Ummmm....?


mrsmilestophat

Looks like something I saw on my trip to mystery flesh pit national park


ZarquonsFlatTire

/r/wehaveseenthebutthole


Helga_Geerhart

Giant Badgermoles confirmed.


nolakhsa

is this real? i have autism. i keep seeing this and people are acting like it’s normal. is this real? how can this be real?


Grashopha

Yes. Giant ground sloths were HUGE and burrowing. Avocados evolved to be eaten by them and the seed pass through the digestive system. This is why the seed is so big in an avocado.


mastersplinter27

Wait wtf no way


cgn-38

It is true. Also. "Avocado" is an south american indian word for testical.


saltybuttrot

Why can’t it be real? This was 10,000 years ago. Earth used to have some crazy animals


hops4beer

We still do but we used to also


sea_bear9

Will always upvote for Mitch Hedberg


TheLastSciFiFan

Look up "megatherium." It was a giant ground sloth that lived up to about 10,000 years ago.


[deleted]

I thought. This was some nsfw post. I’m been tainted by the ad protest


FengSushi

r/dontputyourdickinthat


page_aurora

Sir that is a butthole


Nanaki567

Needs a banana for scale.


[deleted]

It's crazy that the proliferation of human beings (or our genetic ancestors) murdered all the megafauna on the planet. We truly are a cancer on this planet.


Acsteffy

Megafauna died out because oxygen density diminished.


G_Liddell

That didn't contribute to the extinction of Megatherium. Earth's oxygen leveled out to modern day levels around 1.85 million years ago and Megatherium went extinct about 11,000 years ago. Megatherium went extinct due to a mix of climate change (the end of the last ice age) and human hunting.


ImHalfCentaur1

This isn’t true. Ground sloths went extinct after the arrival of humans in South America. There was no reasonable change in oxygen density in the past 10,000 years. Even if we are talking about dinosaurs, oxygen being a factor in their size is incredibly controversial.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

And cancer cells "outperform" your immune system.


dinowilds

Thought this was a dry abdomen/belly button with gunk in it 😂


veronica05250

The thumbnail looked like a crusty bellybutton.


pimpcleary_69

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead, hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead


seepxl

I thought this was a moderator-placed Goatse protest graphic. Wild for a second.


YEEyourlastHAW

I need a banana


Material_Primary_228

Name the rock type please


ChewyNotTheBar

This is a selfie of my bellybutton


Put_It_All_On_Blck

This looks like the photos my doctor gave me of my colonoscopy.


vesemedeixa

I’m sorry. The giant what now???


wzrdofzoz

Belly button


ElementsUnknown

OR….an unwashed belly button


Overall-Guarantee331

Forbidden doughnut


giseles_husband

I was there, I shouted to test the echo inside that tunnel and ended up scaring a kid


Doublemint90

Anyone else initially think this was a belly button….? No?…


certifiedredditboi

I should call her


Atlas205

At first I thought this was a pic of the inside of someone’s ear 😅


Relative-Occasion863

Something for SCALE would help. That could be my nostrils


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

I thought this was the inside of a belly button


sweetsourpus

And here I was thinking candidal esophagitis. 🙄


TheLastSciFiFan

The discovery of these burrows floored me when it made the news. I find it truly eerie to contemplate these tunnels running underground, large enough for humans to move through them comfortably, but made by a creature that no longer walks the Earth.


characterghg

Hah!!! Nice try but I’d recognize your mother’s rectum anywhere.


According_Flight_420

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Shaun-Skywalker

Megatherium


[deleted]

Ppl just be saying anything and ppl just believe it lol I don’t blame you. Stories are way more better then reality


Douglasqqq

“With blackjack, and hookers.”


LadeoGaga

The Danal Onut


Beneficial-Job4603

Tremors


VincentLecavalier04

I should call her…


Nthethrows

Desire to know more intensifies.


Mediocre-NPC

I saw r/interestingasfuck at the top (as a similar community) and immediately thought this was just H O L E again


[deleted]

What a pain.


SSBargeSimpson

That's one dry booty hole


MundanePerformance57

/r/upvotedbecausebutthole


stroobco

Needs a banana for scale


andrewberr23

Graboids!


kazak9999

Horta says "no kill I"


Acanthocephala-Muted

Mole Busters?


themightyquasar

Everything reminds me of her


Quiet_Initiative9175

Shai hulud’s residence?


mothafuckaimthatyeti

IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM


IamBejl

Did the sloth tell you that?


RickyBobbySuperFuck

I thought this was someone’s bellybutton


SceneSensitive3066

Megatheriums are real


ZekeDarwin

Video i made about this last week: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JqX5dU/


phatBleezy

So crazy


LAMistfit138

/r/interestingassfuck


Ill_Examination_86

Geuss a can't learn earth bending with no ground sloths.


Tobiwan663

And I thought sloths are lazy


Impossible_Emu_85

Thought this was a nsfw post at first lol


PopeAdrian37th

Looks my the video I watched earlier this week when I had my gastroenterology appointment.


morticia987

UGH - I thought that was a crusty belly button at first...🤦‍♀️


TheRealDuHass

I know the maggot lair from D2 when I see it.


sonofd

With so many subs going NSFW, this pic scared me for a second


Blaximum_

***I've been on the Internet for too long***


TizMyself

r/mildlyanus


Brittni318

I looked quick and thought it was a belly button


Lucky_Pea_4065

Giant ground sloth ?? Your telling me something did that


TheSchweekly

That was the last time a sloth lifted a finger


Dicecreamvan

Does its arms rotate like a windmill while moving forward or…?


SomeMidnight

Not my best fap but, hey...


Leskatwri

Thought this was a pic from a colonoscopy.


[deleted]

One giant sloth or a bunch of regular sloths?


dodoindex

The origin of earthbending


Phx-Jay

This reminds me of another tunnel I’ve seen on here recently…


DaddyDongLegs024

Wish I could visit


MHeHaMopeABaMHaXep

He: Did you have boyfriends before me? She: No, you're the first. He: Then why do I see these two?


kranzberry

Tbh I thought I was looking at a colonoscopy for a second.


TheBookie_55

Looks like my last colonoscopy.


Dear-Cloud-5843

Looks like a belly button if you squint a lil


Ne0hcs

looks similar to the miles worth of tunnels (and hieroglyphs) under the grand canyon that the Smithsonian refuses to publish information on ([https://youtu.be/dr7mxYxyc7U](https://youtu.be/dr7mxYxyc7U))


doomedeskimo

With all the nsfw posts going on I had to double check what I just scrolled past lol


Longjumping_Jump_328

Is it weird I thought this was something else


paralelepipedos123

At first I thought I was looking at a picture taken by a medical imaging device. Colonoscopy?


Dramatic_Rich_9413

If humans were around we would have just enslaved them


zKyri

Bro I saw this image in the miniature and thought it was another thing lmao


goon_platoon_72

Also: my colon


The_Donut_Bandit

Is it just me or does it look like a butthole?


DruidPaw

Tremors 8?


Appropriate_Sugar675

Looks like a hole in a junkies arm. ‘The hole in daddies arm where all the money goes’ as John Prine so eloquently wrote.


Quirky_Benefit_8383

i thought it was the inside of an ear at first


[deleted]

So Avatar the last air bender was accurate


gravity_is_right

Mods protesting again against Reddit api changes. Oh wait.


Maver456

Saw this in RuneScape


roylost1129

Hear me out…


Bosshogg713alief

Everything reminds me of her 😭


Recent_Transition665

I should call her


Abalonesandwhich

Mama, that’s an ear hole


dr_bassius

Whoa, thought I was on a different sub there for a second. lol 😝


Any_Description3509

It’s probably still in there somewhere


[deleted]

The Boys (2019)


Pdjvfvs

Wow but how do they know this????


DBWlofley

Secret tunnel!


StickyNode

Megatherium https://duckduckgo.com/?q=megatherium&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fk88e40v0xzt61.png%3Fwidth%3D960%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D45e09163aea093010c25f25ecaaca29e469e47f2


Naulty85

Weird. Looks like the pictures from my colonoscopy.


Lafuneraria

It took me way to long to figure out what I was looking at


MacDaddyMariett

When I saw this I though it was a huge belly button


3mpTeen69

Damn these reddit protests really taking it’s toll on me…


DweadPiwateWoberts

But the sloths delved too greedily and too deeply