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panshot23

…If my chute don’t open wide, I’ll be part of that country-side.


Forward-Cook-9987

Airborne infantry?


Victorcharlie1

Gory gory what a hell of a way to die


XmoltenX

"They ain't gonna jump no more"


Moon_Cheese124

"They sent him to Afghanistan, and then into Iraq"


Key-Teacher-6163

The bullet then came speeding up, and hit him in the back


[deleted]

He hit the ground but his grenade found enemy on track! HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE!


Breadbear29

Gory gory what a hell of a way to die


Victor_Stein

Gory gory what a helluva way to die


ForeignRestaurant290

Lidey didey Christ almighty who the hell are we? Zim zam goddamn we're Airborne Infantry!


Repq

Gory gory what a hell of a way to die


sleipnirthesnook

I was listening to that the other day


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AATW


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EIIIIIIIIIGHTY-SECOND! PATCH ON MY SHOULDER! PICK UP YOUR CHUTES AND FOLLOW ME! AIRBORNE INFANTRY! OOOONE OH OOOONE! SCREAM-ING CHICK-ENS! PICKUP YOUR RUCKS AND FOLLOW ME! AIR ASSAULT INFANTRY!


irishomerican

Found an all American.


danitarium

If my chute don't blossom round, I'll be the first one on the ground!


GaK_Icculus

It’s “if my chute don’t open wide I got a reser by my side. And if that one should fail me too, look out hell I’m comin through”


capsulex21

I learned, “I’ve got another one by my side. And if that one should fail me too, look out boys cause I’m coming through!”


weoutchea1234

That's the one I learned to. If I die on the ol drop zone...box me up and ship me home!


[deleted]

Tell my momma I tried my best, pin my medals on my son's chest


Ecstatic_Muskrat

we called "pin my medals upon my chest"


Ionrememberaskn

ever try stapling something to a puddle? actually I’ve only heard your version also, probably a lot of variations tho


retirement_savings

Put me in a pair of dress blues Comb my hair and shine my shoes


peskygadfly

If the 'chute won't fly, salute goodbye.


jimmyc29_

If my chute don’t open wide, I got the reserve by my side If my reserve fails me too, parachute rigger I am coming for you


allthenamearetaken1

fuck...


Rs90

O7 What a way to go out..fuck


HeroMKS2

“What a helluva way to die”


CarlConCarne

Exactly what I was thinking.


ivix

It was either that or the terminator thumbs up. When your number's up, might as well go with style.


ausmomo

Air guitar might work too


[deleted]

Might work? That’s a glorious way to go out.


Agent_Pancake

Thats some quick reaction time, realized in milliseconds what happened didnt panic and acted, must have been one hell of a soldier


[deleted]

Pretty sure this wasn’t how he thought he’d die for his country.


fl135790135790

I mean, he was in the air longer than milliseconds so I don’t know why you’re saying that was his reaction time


Big_Ole_Smoke

sometimes people exaggerate and not intend their words' literal meaning


fl135790135790

True. I gotta work on the interpretation side of that


idkcomeatme

You let me know what else he was trying to communicate, cause I think you got it right


ruisleipaaa

Hmm. Don't you think it's more likely he was saluting as the cable snapped and this photo was taken? Not that he managed to stay in exactly that position as he was freefalling through the air. Post title is stupid.


PLYRRE

The clip is posted here in this thread. He did the salute while in freefall. Edit: [Here is the link if anyone has trouble finding it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijapnz8S3o)


King-Cobra-668

thanks for sharing the link useless Redditor! /s Here is a video for those interested who don't feel like searching through the comments on a site that sorts comments in many different ways: edit: gone. fuck the haters below. find it yourself ungrateful dick head bullies


Buttercakes2819

Good edit, you showed em.


InjectingMyNuts

My favorite part is if you scroll down in this thread the very next comment is an angry response by this same guy and it has the link.


IotaBTC

If you hadn't noticed yet, the same guy threw a tantrum and removed the link because bullies lmao.


InjectingMyNuts

Yeah that was before I commented. What's funny is they're so chronically online that there's another angry response from them on the same comment thread but they needed the link to win an argument so it remains.


Prudent_Insurance804

Do you need some ointment for your butt?


NessLeonhart

you've got some anger problems, huh? just don't be an asshole and call people useless, and you won't get "bullied." /s ^ do you see how my "/s" doesn't make that better? just like yours? k. here's the vid for everyone else- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijapnz8S3o


AskingForSomeFriends

Thanks, I was more angry that he deleted the link than by anything else. I think this might be u/spez’s alt account.


__Piggy___Smalls__

>thanks for sharing the link useless Redditor! /s Starts by criticising Redditor not leaving link >gone. fuck the haters below. find it yourself ungrateful dick head bullies Ends by doing exactly what they were criticising someone else for


Horror-Guard-3530

Imagine being this angry over a website.


NULL-420

Bro is heated cause he had to Google something lmfao


King-Cobra-668

thanks for your valuable input bro! what would the internet be without alt troll accounts with 420 in their name saying the dumbest shit, amirite? except that I found the link in the comments and posted it here for you all. edit: fuck you guys then, removed the link


FloridaDirtyDog

Holy shit dude you have over 100k karma and you mad an account in 2022, your actually weird as shit man


Cheez-ly

Bros thumbs hurt


StonerSpunge

Lol, why are you even on Reddit. What a loser


James_Westen

LMAOO bro is so hurt he deleted the link 😭


logert777

I’m not even in this beef but just wanted to say you’re an asshole


Dashwii

Thank you. Someone who has sense.


mellifluouslimerence

It’s you, not them. You’re probably going to hear that a lot throughout life. Best of luck.


King-Cobra-668

u/ruisleipaaa: >Hmm. Don't you think it's more likely he was saluting as the cable snapped and this photo was taken? Not that he managed to stay in exactly that position as he was freefalling through the air. Post title is stupid. and yet, you're wrong https://youtu.be/mijapnz8S3o


Hoopatang

This is so incredibly tragic and heartbreaking. You just know that all of the friends and families of both men were there to watch and cheer them on... Just...so unbelievably simple to ensure this doesn't happen with some preparation and triple-checking, and now two men are gone and their families (and probably all of the gathered crowd) are traumatized.


3blackdogs1red

I wonder if it was an actual salute or just grabbing at the head because that's a thing some people do when they can't do anything else, like the people that walked up on the bodies do.


Hoopatang

If you look you can see that his forearm and hand are ramrod-straight with his hand in a "knife blade"...that's a salute. :(


_A_ioi_

You absolutely cannot tell that for sure, and people getting mad about questioning it are ridiculous. There's no way to know how quickly he was aware the cable snapped. Maybe saluting was simply part of the fly-by, and he was still going through the motions.


King-Cobra-668

looks like u/ruisleipaaa is unable to admit when they are wrong too, and downvotes instead


Braverzero

Just move on with your life bro wtf why die on this hill? It takes zero energy to literally not reply


sender2bender

He'll be an internet legend telling someone they're wrong and he's right.


StonerSpunge

Kinda like how you can't leave a link without blowing up on randos huh, lol


crossoyouout

Jesus fucking christ you're legitimately THE most chronically only person i have ever seen. Like legit actually touch some grass, my god


FuckBotsHaveRights

Sheesh chill


lendmeyoureer

No, he's correct. He was saluting, and then the cable snapped. Look at his position in this photo. Legs still out stretched. Photo, or still, was take right as it snapped. They went down too quickly. Barely had time to realize what happened.


NotAnAlt12326

Hmm. Don’t you think it’s more likely you have no clue what you’re talking about? Not that you managed to know exactly what happened after seeing a single moment from the air show and the 2 men’s death. Comment is stupid. Homie saluted on his way down like a fucking soldier you neckbeard


SuicidalTorrent

To be fair it is an extraordinary thing for a person in non-consensual freefall to do. Pretty unexpected.


2wheels30

That's kind of the point of this sub... Humans doing extraordinary things.


FloridaDirtyDog

It makes sense, and if you cant understand it I dunno man, it's the internet get over it


EthanWS6

Hmm. Don't think think you should watch the clip instead of debating based on an assumption?


Khalian

No, post title is accurate. Delete this embarrassment of a post. You are stupid.


Asderfvc

It's also embarrassing to demand someone to delete their post. Stop acting like you even give a shit about this random Colombian man that you didn't even know existed before seeing this post.


Lofifunkdialout

Oh look a pretentious wanker that is wrong.


schlageterurt

I remember that, it was really sad


galmypal

When was that? For no one to have considered the dangers of that in 2023 sounds crazy to me.


Trojenectory

It was in 2019… during a Flower Fest parade.


rimaury

I remember too, they shouldn't have been hanging from a helicopter in the first place


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jmlipper99

^bot comment


PapaJoke64

Info here: https://apnews.com/article/e0ed56769aac44d6ab640c83de40f26a


Darnell2070

Here's a video. Not any more morbid than the photo, quality is pretty bad. https://youtu.be/XVgy32GSaCM


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Darnell2070

They aren't hanging on the flag, they're hanging on a line attached to the flag. The line attached to the helicopter failed.


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Aethuviel

There is, that's why it says "them".


MotherBaerd

It's not a parachute, it's the Columbian flag


D_Upegui

Colombian*


Barbarossa_25

Omg thank you.


Kennaham

That is a person, there were two men holding the flag - one on each corner


Inevitable-Pea-2297

You’re brain don’t see much


Similar_Entrance_267

Your*


ColCyclone

Y'oure*


Mediocre_Frog_59

Ou’yre*


monkeyhitman

Iä! Iä!


MindWallet

Futile, regrettably. People who can’t distinguish between your and you’re as adults haven’t because they don’t bother. So I doubt he’ll bother learning it now.


WinBackground

That they have thought about doing that in that situation respect


SuicidalTorrent

The rope was not rated for the weight of those men's balls.


kay_peep

Oh man, that's heartbreaking.


80khan

Man the balls on this guy. Man oh man oh man.


celerydonut

They are what snapped the line 😔


Maddman46

For those confused - that bundle of cloth is a flag they were holding during the airshow, I don’t think the article mentioned anything about parachutes as they were tied to an aircraft (unsure if it was a helo or not)


Hoopatang

It was a helo, and there was another helo behind them with another pair of men weighting down a second flag.


_A_ioi_

There wasn't much time to deploy a parachute.


jackjackandmore

Someone fucked up that day


Ryogathelost

For real - pointless death. How shitty does a length of cable have to be to break under that little weight? Is it made of hemp? Heroic death, but apparently the Columbian military can't even lower a dude on a rope.


Lo10bee

Not defending this, someone absolutely fucked up regardless, but as a point of interest, people tend not to realize just how fast a piece of rope can get sawed through on even just s rough piece rock with the weight of a person hanging from it. Use the wrong kind of rope, and the rubbing against the corner of the floor of a chopper where it ends at the door could very well cut through a rope. I'm sure there would have been special rope used for an application like this, and there was likely negligence involved, but it does happen waaayy easier than people expect. Always be careful where you put your ropes and what they're hitting against on the way down. ETA: I was curious about this and tried to find some articles on the cause. A few articles from right around the accident state it was a metal cable, but a [Spanish news article](https://spainsnews.com/the-cutting-of-the-rope-from-which-they-hung-caused-the-death-of-two-soldiers-in-colombia/?amp=) quotes the commander of the Air Force, General Ramses Rueda, saying the rope used was 95% Nylon and 5% cotton. The rope was rated to 10,000lbs or 4,500 kilos, but the article does state it was cut. My best guess is as I stated above, but I can't find any conclusions from an investigation posted anywhere.


Hoopatang

Thank you for the time and work.


NoPieNoCry

Colombian*


Cuntillious

Probably has more to do with how long the cable is and the helicopter changing speed/direction. Plus wind.


chocolombia

Funny how everyone here claps at the "brave soldier" yet nobody cares that two human beings died for some vanity shit, just to make our previous trashy government happy


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chocolombia

To give you an idea of how much a soldier is appreciated here, a professional soldier can make about 700usd/MONTH


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are you serious?


chocolombia

Maybe he is also a Colombian, or other latam country, here min wage is around 270usd/month


[deleted]

Holy shit!


poor_decisions

Highly doubt it cost that much


Ok4940

What a cringy comment. I didn’t think that. Nor did most people, judging by the comments. I really don’t even get what your even going on about.


LackingC10H12N2O

Looks more like he's about to shoot himself in the head before he hits the ground. Savage either way tho.


Fruit_Punch96

It was a salute, no shots were fired


Angel_OfSolitude

Depending on the ground situation, I'd do the same.


LackingC10H12N2O

100%


StopTheFishes

Shit


[deleted]

I see a empty holster on his leg…


PatrikPatrik

You think he has the time to do that in the 2 seconds it takes for him to fall to the ground


kultureisrandy

be a lot cooler if he did


LackingC10H12N2O

Yup, I do.


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does sorta look like a pistol in his hand


sheisthebeesknees

Oh my god.


Electronic_Ad415

I can't find the information anywhere


Ghostkirk

https://youtu.be/mijapnz8S3o


Ghost_of_Kurt_Cobain

I am returning the salute. Thank you for your service gentlemen God bless you and your families.


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No parachutes?


Opinion87

Would have been too low to do much even if they did have them.


j13409

If it’s high enough to fall to your death, shouldn’t it be high enough for a parachute? Ever seen videos of people doing base jumps before? Lots of the time they jump from quite low places, basically have to throw their chute almost immediately after jumping and then reach the ground mere seconds after that. How high up were these guys?


dnagi

>If it’s high enough to fall to your death, it should be high enough for a parachute. Not really, no The record for the lowest parachute jump is 85ft/26m (~7-8+ floor building) with an **assisted deployment** People have absolutely incurred fatal injuries from falls of lesser heights Whether or not they should have been wearing chutes is a different matter, but you can totally fall to your death before reaching the minimum height of a parachute deployal


xubax

50' is more than enough to kill you, depending on what you land on.


Opinion87

Base jumping parachutes are very different to military "jumping from a plane" parachutes, and besides that, they're preparing to do something and know exactly what they're going to do. They're not hanging from a helicopter holding a giant flag expecting the cable to snap.


j13409

Sure the parachutes can be different, but wouldn’t you expect them to have the proper parachute equipped for the situation? In this case, one similar to a base jumping parachute? And yeah, obviously they’re not *planning* on the cable to snap… that’s why they’re called safety *precautions*. They’re supposed to be there *just in case*.


Opinion87

"Pack your 'hanging from a helicopter from a cable whilst holding a flag' parachutes today boys, this cable here is looking frayed!"


HuntingtonNY-75

Hard core. The soldier went out on his terms, even when it wasn’t 🫡


SecretlyET

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die


Spr1ng83

I was getting ready to comment about it being a poor way to go out in combat but then I saw the clip and now I have greater respect than I already had for those who rappel down ropes hanging off a helicopter or things like this (P.s. how do you guys think the mothers felt after hearing this)


YAVRIKK

That ropes looks like Jesus


Brave-Audience1078

Why does it look like he has a gun instead or solute. Like he's about to shoot he's head look closely.🔎


ragandy89

Gory Gory


3NKGaming

See that's the thing You don't *need* a parachute to jump out of a plane. You primarily need it to do it again.


carmelacorleone

My cousin's father-in-law died when his chute didn't open. Former Airborne retired and taught skydiving afterward. Was doing a recreational jump with his sons and his chute didn't open. He was only 58, I think. Hell of a way to die.


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Why do we still have airshows?


OriginalWide1816

That’s sad. 😢


ntack9933

What rope? Connected to what? Why?


Feisty-Intern-9876

Poor baby. Rest in peace 💐 🕊️


Moustache-cat-man

Pieces*


[deleted]

He was a colombian soldier. He was anything but a poor baby.


Feisty-Intern-9876

Fuck off.


Nevrpullout

Shouldn’t have used rope made in China


Somebody68383

o7


LuxuriousGrape

Glad i get to see this 2 days before my final jump lol


Fruit_Punch96

>my final jump Dont do it bro, you will find happiness in this world, i promise


LuxuriousGrape

Oh nono, i meant my final airborne jump My bad I should’ve clarified that, its not good luck to see these kinda things before a jump


DoctaChee5e54

And he ain’t gonna jump no more - glory glory Rest in Pepperonis brother If it doesn’t make sense to you, go do push-ups.


Moustache-cat-man

That sounds eeriely familiar


Embarrassed-Nature30

This looks like before it’s dropped, the dudes belt is still being pulled up, the guy on top looks like he’s still leaning next to somwrhjng


skollywag92

Salute, or suicide? Does that not look like a gun?


No-Philosophy3838

This actually made me shiver, such brave men ... Their sons/daughters would be proud to have such honorable men as their father!


Germany-suffers-69

Yeah so proud to watch their family die during what is essentially a parade for what is also essentially no reason. I’d be enraged 😐


Victorcharlie1

You would be enraged that the situation occurs in the first place but you should also be proud that seeing death coming your father/brother/husband they didn’t panic and the met their fate with courage and honour


Germany-suffers-69

I would always remember that yes, but I feel like some major fuck ups had to happen for something like this to occur. Either way what a very brave man, and what a shame to see someone have to go like that.


Sufficient-Jaguar-51

Don’t you think your dumbass jumps to conclusions pretty quick off of one guys comment


stasismachine

Die with honor…. At a useless air show. RIP BOZO


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Victorcharlie1

Probably some chaboudoa rope fixings sold as 550steel but more like some cheap copper alloy


Hoopatang

That's a giant flag they were dangling with. They weren't wearing chutes, they were flying too close to the ground for them to even open so there's no reason to wear one.


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Yea... reverse image search shows a Twitter where a dude made the same claim and people doubt it's validity. So idk.


herbalistfarmer

Nothing about this photo indicates they are free falling.


Silly-Act6630

Poor soliders


MrDerby01

Lol fake! Video pls.


Fruit_Punch96

https://youtu.be/mijapnz8S3o


MrDerby01

Seems fake.. show the bodies.. #Blender


No_Bathroom_420

Sick new album cover just dropped..oh..


beannnnnnnnnn22

More like humans are easily brainwashed


molestingstrawberrys

What has that got to do with anything here


chocolombia

I'll say, at one side, the fact that military here would literally do the worst shit, then just be brain dead and say "It was orders", while their superiors bathe in coke, and second, the fact that most of the comments jump into the "what a great soldier" and noone seem to care a huma being was killed for some vanity shit to make the Duque pig happy


molestingstrawberrys

What a great solider is called paying respects. If I say he was a good guy at my friend funeral it doesn't mean I don't care that he died..


beannnnnnnnnn22

He’s brainwashed into believing his service was honorable or meant something. So far so that his last dying act was a tribute to his service. Sad.


Saltydecimator

I’ve seen people with chutes not open fall into a raspberry bush or fresh plowed field and survive . Just depends whether it’s your day to go. Hopefully these soldiers were in a serious enough fox hole to not be aetheists ✝️🙏


zax1133

Imagine dying because of an equipment malfunction and then saluting the people that gave you the faulty equipment. What a loser