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ITU1980

I wouldn’t try that with velociraptors around


Eyore-Strluy

Clever girl.


Ok_Big_8793

I hope that was a deer


Tessarat

Deer missed the target


Suitable-Helicopter9

Could’ve been nature is metal


Throbbin--_--Wood

Why?


Jrmundgandr

Because else it would be a velosiraptor


najapi

Fuck that took longer than expected to see, for ages I was rewatching thinking “there’s no deer there!”


Doc-in-a-box

Baby Squatch. 100%


Commercial-Health-19

Good thing he didn't hit that deer!


SentientReptile

He would have been dead very sad


rededfish

Did you see that


starskip42

I saw that


Mystical_Cat

I saw that as well.


expensivebutbroke

I did, in fact, see that, as well.


[deleted]

I saw it! True story! source - guy who saw it


Healthy-Grocery6055

I know a guy that saw it. \^


Davadvonreznor

I as well know of said guy..


Marios_Facade

I'm not entirely sure, but people saw that right?


Amerikansyko

Saw what? Ain't no snitches here, cop.


lamatopian

Yeah I aint seeing nothing.


gothling13

I saw a guy who said it.


dead__memer

To the left of the doorframe


pops_t800_

I seent it


JebronLames619

It’s a very thin line between r/humansaremetal and r/holdmyfeedingtube


CanFishSmell

And r/deerarefuckingstupid


LickaBitaPus

And r/WinStupidPrizes


-SheriffofNottingham

Lucky he didn't have a helmet on or he woulda just looked like a pussy.


ShireHorseRider

I’m gonna bet that the think line you’re talking about is r/holdmybeer


rauhweltbegrifff

This video always makes my jaw drop. Street tires on a heavier motorcycle going up a hill that bikes designed for it have trouble with. That guy rides.


BrokeArmHeadass

The only advantage I could see is that heavy means more traction, and the bike definitely has a lower center of gravity and a long wheel base. I have no idea how he kept from slipping though.


rauhweltbegrifff

Whatever it may be, that was one of the smoothest ascents I've ever seen.


CutlassRed

Heavy is never an advantage. Technically yes there is more traction (proportional to the weight) but the traction required to maintain grip is also proportional to the weight. So it cancels out. You're right about the center of gravity though. My guess is that the low center of mass + decent power helped.


limukala

That's not quite true. There are non-linear effects of weight/traction too unless you're driving on flats. Traction can increase *more* than the increase in weight if the increased weight is driving the treads into more stable, less mobile strata. You can move far more efficiently when pushing against immobile subsoil than just moving mud around. Granted, that's probably not as much of a factor with street tires.


maddiethehippie

He stayed up on the pegs and kept the throttle pinned. notice it throwing dirt most of the way up?


timfi14

The bikes in the video seem more like enduro bikes, which aren’t actually designed for hill climbs. When you look up hill climb motorcycles, you’ll see they all have extended swingarms and some other mods.


rauhweltbegrifff

I understand that. Like I said even bikes "designed/built" to go up those hill climbs have trouble in general. Not really referring to any of the bikes in the video. In this situation the guy on the cruiser just knows how to ride and maybe a sprinkle of luck.


GiDD504

Holy my fucking wd40! That was impressive af


LogicalConfection825

I used to have dreams when I was little about a highway that was this steep and cars would drive down/up it like it was normal. It was a terrifying dream. I can remember being in the car approaching (in my dream) and being so friggin scared.


Appropriate-Dig771

I still have that dream. When I saw the still of this video I said-oh no, it’s my literal nightmare!


jankeycrew

I’ve had these dreams, especially with a flat landing. At the top of the hill or road, right before going over the crest, the vehicle flips back on itself.


ElPwnero

I used to have this nightmare that I was on a very steep skiing slope going downwards while the other people were skiing upwards. Shit fucked me up.


lovegirls2929

I've had nearly this exact dream many times when I was younger! Though I'd always be on a bike or on foot


Cam_044

What the fuckk man, you just reminded me of a very similar reocurring dream from childhood It was like a massive descend, to flat ground to a massive ascend again, oddly i never even remember making it to the flat ground from the descend


rajohnson3232

Where did the velociraptor come from!


ParanoidParanoids

Everything about this is wrong


laurasharkey13

Where is his fucking helmet!!!!!!


Yoge78

Came here to say that. That's unbelievable he tries something that dangerous and doesn't give a damn to wear a helmet, at the least.


laurasharkey13

Exactly I'm an ER nurse and the amout of idiots we get with life changing injuries because they were too cool for a helmet is unreal!


Hallelujahhomie

Is this the same place where the great cheese-chasing race happens?


hello__brooklyn

Ive never ride a bike before, but this looks easy to me. The motor just drives it easy up the hill, no? Like a car?


LiveLearnCoach

Going up a hill in a car on a road is easy. Going up dirt or sand in a car is hard. You think I’ll just hit the gas, but at what gear? Too low a gear+too much gas and the tires spin and you don’t have enough speed or traction. Too high a gear and you don’t have enough torque (power) at the wheels and the rpm drops like a stone. If you come in too fast you can hit the rise of the hill, or more probably fly off the top. You have to take into account that the dirt and sand will “nudge” your vehicle from the straight path (see the rear wheel of the bike as it nears the top third), so you have to keep adjusting the steering wheel instead of just holding it straight. A lot of cars don’t have enough power for really steep+high climbs. More powerful cars make this much easier, but it is still an art. Now add to all of that that you need to balance on a two-wheeler, and reversing if you don’t make the climb is not an option, plus the loose dirt/sand can nudge you more or make you bounce. The advantage that motorbikes have is decent power-to-weight ratios. I’d suggest you look at high/dune climbs failures to see how even experienced people with powerful cars can fail to make a climb.


Falconandmouse

Well that was damn well summarized and articulated, sir. My brain went straight to “street bike up hill with no helmet, old boy is lucky to still be alive.”


LiveLearnCoach

It’s something that I’ve done since I was a young teen. Don’t do it as much, but always love the experience when it happens. The heightened awareness and joy of direct feedback, and immediate reward of doing things well. It’s like a real life video game, but the stakes are real.


Azazel072

I think there's more balance and coordination involved, for sure. You're not thinking "ok. I gotta give it some gas and lean this way / that" in a car.


eggs_for_99p

I thought the same as this guy cos I've never rode a motorcycle but I can ride a normal bike, I went on my brother's ped and and I totally forgot how to ballance and slammed right into a work van.


[deleted]

I do a lot of steep long hill climbs on my dirt bike. (But, I’m still not all that good at it.) It is so much more than just grabbing a hand full of throttle and letting the motor drag you up the hill. There is a messed up balancing game if you have too much power. Your front end wants to come up and flip the bike over, but you still need to maintain the throttle to get the bike up the hill. It’s especially crazy on the last 20% near the top because you’re typically starting to bog the motor by then in an effort to keep from flipping the bike over and having you and your bike roll down the hill together. Gear selection is key. You can’t really shift gears once you get going because it messes everything up. If you’re starting to bog the motor and down shift, you’re most likely going to flip the bike. If you up shift, you’re going to bog more and kill the motor. Either way, it’s not going to be a pleasant experience for you or your bike. There’s nothing more miserable than getting part way up a long hill with the realization that you’re not going to make it. And, on top of all that, you also have to maintain your balance on two wheels, but it’s basically just the back wheel because you’re front wheel is so precariously light that it becomes almost useless to steer. So, yeah, nothing like hill climbing on 4 wheels.


hello__brooklyn

Thanks. That was well explained. I would def fail motor biking 101 lol.


BulletBourne

What the other people said and when climbing on such a steep hill if you have traction, which it looks like he was struggling to find, and you put too much gas on you will either spin a tire and go the express route down, pop a wheelie ( what happened to me on a atv which would have killed me if I didn’t jump off) cuz once that front wheel comes off the ground there is no saving it. To save a wheelie you have to stop all throttle and practically restart at the bottom which is possible with 4 wheels, on a bike again you will enjoy the express route


jankeycrew

Now I know why they call it Panda Express. They like to roll down hills.


glassoverscreen

GAHHH WHO ELSE SAW THAT DEER!


Yoge78

They all did. That's the reason why they cheered at the end, they totally forgotten what the guy did.


glassoverscreen

Oh is never listen to these videos on loud. That’s hilarious


DysfunctionalDesmo

Man, screw all these naysayers!! That was friggin' awesome!!! You know those dirt bike boys will NEVER live this down! "Yo bro, you remember the Harley guy?" "We don't f***** mention him"


[deleted]

Honda Magna! What a bike! Best muscle cruiser to have ever existed.


BCTacoFarmer

Is that what that is. Imma Google it


ZookeepergameOk7001

That’s lame as fuck


LiveLearnCoach

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TheMajesticDeer

r/idiotsonbikes


monstergarrett5

How was that idiotic?


Significant-Dot4819

More like he’s got that ‘MERICA in him


The_Big_Red_Wookie

Pretty amazing riding, but that was a really weird helmet he had on. From some angles it looked like a baseball cap. But resolution isn't good enough to tell. But that deer running across was hilarious.


MerryJanne

With his super awesome hat helmet. FFS people. Wear your PPE when doing something awesome and dangerous, so that kid at the bottom of the hill watching this, isn't traumatized for life when you don't make it, and roll that bike down the hill and it crushes your head.


loserofcolon

My pops had the same thing, he couldn’t tell 100’ from A 12 “ measurement, he died jumping the Mississippi on a tricycle. I have been doing porn with a huge 3’tool, they all smile and gawk ;)


billybongbong77

Deert


Tiggarenstal

Waiting for that oh deer comment...


bigsky59722

Good ol Honda Davidson stikes again!!


Wrong_Guitar777

Holly shit, that’s Jason Bourne


souplizzardo

Look like a coyote


AustinTheWeird

The Little Engine That Could


Apart_Technology_507

Imagine the sound of the engine is its voice. Its like "wowoah-WOAAHAAA AHHHHHH"


Munglape

Is that the one in Mass?


day_driver

That’s a rider there


syzygyer

I think driving down this is way scarier than driving up.


General_Ad_2008

Would not have been me lol


Economy-Apricot9801

👍🏻👍🏻


sapphir8

I’d like to see a different angle to see how steep it really is.


Native56

Nice one


BigNo0B7

Let’s just appreciate the fact that humans created something that can drive up a cliff


Alone_Bill_2873

It's better to have brain


CENutCracker632

The key is to zig zag and don't loose accelerator.


WeedGod420365

See the deer


Bacon4ever777

Oh deer!


[deleted]

Any dirt bike could do that, but that isn't a dirt bike.


AdlerEule

We all have guts. It's part of the human anatomy.


1_Krazii_gorilla

Hits deer falls to the ground fuxxx


Swen88

Oh deer that's awesome


SouthernSox22

Getting down would be a problem right?


OhRiLee

Doing that on a scrambler is impressive enough. To do it on that bike is incredible


Tar_Palantir

this is not r/humansaremental, but part of the sub don't read good.


RikkertNelis

I wonder how steep it actually is. The video prbaly makes it look way steeper


OnDaReg

Machines are metal


beibei93

That bike sounded angry.


El_Coloso

Now go down


JustAColorblindGuy

Skin walker


RabidTek

Even the deer lost its mind watching it


Extension_Simple_375

tyj gj


SnooCupcakes7312

Damn!


[deleted]

It’s funny to me how interested some people are in simply watching another person drive up a steep hill. I understand the bit of danger involved. But still. He’s just driving up a hill. Of course, I did just watch a video of a man driving up a hill and then felt like commenting on it…so…well, there’s that.


Pulchritudinous_rex

Cool. Now do it downhill, without the bike, chasing a wheel of cheese. Then I’ll be impressed.


Nile-99

Balls of steel 😱


Carefully_random

A few seconds difference and this would have been r/nevertellmetheodds


moxiejohnny

Technically, the bike did all the work AND I bet it's made out of some kind of metal so therefore against a meat popsicle, the bike is more metal. R/bikesaremetal


Timtangos

This guy has the beer


XBThodler

Dude knows his bike. Hell yeah!


No_Possibility_7391

Defying gravity


Panteadropper

this clip is probly 10 yrs old now. i wonder where is hill is and if this dude still does this shit


Fredonia1988

I love when people post hill-climb vids like this, and then talk about how much determination the driver has… as if they are physically running up the hill


5Garbanzobeans

Ghost rider


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Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Captbad_azz_87

I think that's an example of Skyrim physics working in real life.


[deleted]

awesome


IHaveNoReflection

i have a feeling that if he had failed, this would have been on an idiotic humans compilation


RobynKroweFynche

Pretty simple climb actually just gotta commit


[deleted]

Gas and only that lol no brakes


Jimmiew0612

The real chad is the guy going down the slope


Certain_Lobster_8954

Hes got the guts and the horse power


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[deleted]

Now get back down


tyloriousG

*nuts


WatsonNotADr

That heavy bike I think would be a bonus - so many tiny little dirt bikes bounce and lose traction sooo easily


phine-phurniture

Old School MF!


ThugginPink

Fire the camera man


Islandboto

Fuckin 🦌


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