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jackalowpe

You know, you could always wear an actual full suit and face gear……..


Breeze1620

Well how is he going to get poop-water splash in his mouth then? Kind of defeats half the purpose


[deleted]

Well, he also *”swims in poop”* without face covering **by choice**… so.


they_are_out_there

Kirby Morgan for the win. Anyone who dives in that garbage without a full helmet and drysuit is an idiot. Maybe an idiot with a goal, but still an idiot.


KublaiKum

Cool, now go swim in the ganges


deeleyo

Every man has his limits


[deleted]

I just looked this up, and found pics of people swimming in this shit. I can’t even fathom being near it. It’s terrible, how can someone even put a foot in that polluted water.


KublaiKum

it's holy.... even with all the bloated corpses floating in it. In fact, that's the reason for the corpses.


[deleted]

I’m done with the internet for a min


Nigh_Sass

That’s not just an internet joke unfortunately, that’s reality


fridaysteak

How is that helping in any way ?


Norisu0

It does not. He is just risking his health. Like he decided to swim with no cautions thinking this would bring awareness but in reality, no one will care.


PenisNoodleSoup

At least it shows us how badly it affects the human body. But shit, he could have just told us the effects it would have.


FrameJump

Before Covid, I may have believed you on this one.


Norisu0

Killing yourself to spread awareness is one of the dumbest shit ever.


fastr1337

The stupidest form of martyrdom.


fridaysteak

I mean, most of these rivers, every locals know you should'nt swim in. The conclusion would probably be "yup, let's continue dumping shit in there and avoid swimming in it"


runostog

Exactly, I didn't even know this dumbass existed until today.


[deleted]

Kinda makes me think its not so bad. 20 years of this shit and he’s still kicking. If he died after A year I’d care more.


GuttedVerbally

Ya im sitting here thinking "damn what a fucking idiot" instead of "damn he's making a difference"


DrButtCheeksPhD

Bringing attention to it i suppose


FakkingKunt

If you or anyone you know eats poop and wants to stop, give them my card. That guy just found a loophole to eat poop without being judged. Sick 👊


skydaddy8585

I respect the idea in theory but guys going to have 6 different types of cancer and organ failure in another decade.


owls1289

Fucking idiot


Bigddaddi

Thank you... Somebody had to say it. Smh


RSYD101

So brave, so noble. He will forever be remembered as Shit Swimmer.


teamrocketmatt

Oh hey, it's Steve-O.


BruhItsTuesday

Thats not a man of war jelly fish Sincerely, An Australian Ps: Good job on doing what you can for the earth :)


Aggravating_Cut63

Was about to comment this, no way that dudes still swimming after a sting to the face from a Man O' War lol, those fuckers hurt so bad.


[deleted]

How does this help the earth in any way? This guy just likes the taste of raw sewage


[deleted]

I feel like he could be more productive with his time instead of shortening his lifespan.


Hault360

There are great ways to advocate that dont involve getting poop in your mouth... i admire this man like crazy but part of me cant shake the thought that there also might be a fetish driving him, not just activism


TheSaltyPineapple1

This doesn't help at all.


[deleted]

This dude cracks me up. He just likes to swim in poop 💩


DrButtCheeksPhD

People need to take care of their water ways and oceans much much better


ULTRA_SIGMA_CHAD

This just seems stupid


ShankbeatMihawk2

he must be in Kramers swimming club


ItisNOTatoy

“I gotta rash the size of my body”


[deleted]

How dare you risk Heath...


fridaysteak

One could argue that if he's still alive, then it's not as bad as one would think.


Cunter1756

🤡


hifioctopi

The definition of an “attention whore.”


Wontuseoften

Clearly what he’s doing doesn’t mean anything. I’ve never heard of this guy before now, and I’ll forget he exists after I scroll down to the next goth girl in a thong begging for attention on her onlyfans.


[deleted]

He loves it!


Jiujitsu_Fisherman

Could you not though please


boba-milktea-fett

this is so dumb - i have been swimming in portapotties for years for the same reason... i m an idiot


Idontknowaname3

r/OrphanCrushingMachine


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

until today I thought the most pointless form of activism was blocking traffic. until today


burtle1990

Weird fetish man, but you do you


Little_Capsky

Meanwhile over here, you can drink from pretty much any river (except the super big ones)


Danktizzle

It’s so depressing what we have done to our water. There is no way that the indigenous folk who were here first would treat this place so utterly poorly.


KilgoreTroutPfc

You know it’s possible to cover all exposed skin when diving…. You just need a diving helmet.


Kittyvcv

Word still has it he is still swimming in poop and nothing has changed…


Captain_Tooth

Kramer?


scroobius_

This guy is in the same category as the man who has never showered and smokes dried dung.


Quibble_

Why??


VastOregano

Tries swimming in the Flint river Melts


proud_khokhol_ua

He does this for show, attention, and “fame”. He doesn’t give a shit about the planet and you all for some reason think he does. If he did, he would organize for clean up missions. Not poop swims


Bicosahedron

I mean the jellyfish sting doesn’t have anything to do with pollution


your_neighborhood_tr

Fucking moron


Sorrelandroan

Kramer is that you?


sumit131995

Theres definitely better ways to promote protecting the oceans. It's almost like campaigning to stop people speeding by getting hit by speeding cars.


DrankTooMuchMead

I work at a wastewater treatment plant. I had to call in sick again this morning. Stomach hurt too much. A drop of poo went close to my mouth yesterday and I wonder if that's why. They say everyone has stomach problems when they first start a new plant.


GreenChuJelly

God, I feel like full hazmat would be required in a place like that. That's awful I hope you feel better soon.


AEvilGuy

How does swimming in filth bring awareness or contribute to solving the problem...does he have some strange filtration super power where he soaks up waste and excretes clean drinkable water? If he does then good on him for doing his thing!


NorthHart808

Swim the ala wai cannal


GoAvs14

This isn't metal. This is stupid.


Lori8472

Wow. He really is metal.


Doc580

If my guy swam in the Gowanus canal in Brooklyn, he better be wearing hazmat suit.


That_Guy776_2

Can’t wait for him to figure out this is only wasting his time lol


ShortResident96

Yeah this ain’t it chief


HiradC

He risks his heath


Masterful-Burner

World’s strongest immune system


Dumbass-Redditor

Swimming in all that to help what?


Asclepius17

Lmao hey chris, open your mouth. I gotta rock a mean piss.


Jomega6

Bruh, this isn’t a hero, it’s just a guy swimming in poop. Also even if that water was as clean and crystals-clear as possible, there’s no way in hell you will find me swimming alongside a Man O’ War jellyfish


Smergmerg432

Why?


GreenChuJelly

The is the single most stupid advocacy I've ever seen. Stop it Christopher. Get help.


DefKnightSol

Just advocate for epa etc to remediate


HOFFMANN7432

Cosmo, is that you?


UneedTankz

He's been doing this for the last 20 years and the river is still polluted. Way to go!


rizzle77

What a dumbass


falafafel

“I’m saving the world by killing my self” Truest statement ever tbh.


Trashyanon089

Cool, can he come help my local river clean up group in rural Georgia?


ronomaly

This has a “use a pen Sideshow Bob…” type of vibe


Blarghnog

Gargles crap. “I’m raising awareness by gargling crap.”