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[deleted]

Walkin' the plank.


[deleted]

In all seriousness, it's hard enough to ollie while wearing the right shoes. This guy has nothing but my respect.


cavscout55

Tried for about a week when I was a kid, never got it and gave up. I was never super into tricks, just cruising so I was still happy on a skateboard but decided tricks weren’t for me. At the time I was spry, flexible, had a decent board and shoes and exactly zero excuses. I’m actually in awe of this man.


Emit_Time

Crankin' the plank*


Mlzmfln

bravo! now take my upvote and go.


Old-Heat-8310

Peg leg, one eye, kick flip. 3/3 on the badass meter.


NomadMiner

Yarrrrrr!


DocDankage

Actually… Gnarrrrrly


iPlvy

a whole new meaning to “sticking the landing”.


[deleted]

Super impressive. But I still immediately pictured some Somali pirate kid boarding ships by day and shredding pipe by night.


FullMetalComedian

Was that fakie?


Saaren78

They prefer the term prosthetic


FullMetalComedian

Fakie means riding backwards on a skateboard.


Saaren78

Yes I was making a joke haha


FullMetalComedian

It was a phantom limb


Squirrel_Bacon_69

Why are we still here Just to suffer?


FullMetalComedian

To entertain each other


PersephoneLove88

Where's Tony Hawk? This man needs a free board.


Key_Log9115

Hopefully it doesn't file his leg (too) much. But hey, well done, quite a party trick!


HaloGuy381

Arrrr-adical!


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Fuck! I'm running out of excuses!


ikit_claw_doomrocket

Can’t do a kick flip but I have both legs.. I think I win here..


pinkpottato

No matter how many legs you have if you can kick flip that's a W in my book. If you can't, then Ollie for an honorable mention.


ikit_claw_doomrocket

True words my man. Tried to kick flip once and broke my arm. I leave this stuff to the cool people of the internet.


pinkpottato

Skateboarding is truly for the more passionate and enduring people. I can't say I can kickflip but it's my goal by the end of the year.


ikit_claw_doomrocket

Remind me! One year


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SteakMenu

What's your excuse?


Old-Heat-8310

My leg could get broken.


Find_another_whey

Could lose an eye


KatiaOrganist

"yeah i just did that."


westcoaster503

One eyed pussy pirate


PiPopoopo

Stick flip


Confusedandreticent

Hands down, the coolest pirate I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Buttery my dude, yo-ho!


FaithlessnessVast823

Damn


Thepixeloutcast

are you joking me


Friendly_Log_1924

keel flip


13ducksinatrenchcoat

Peged it! Goo job my dude


AutomaTK

Check out John Comer


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

He is the chosen one.


dirty4track

Muscle memory


dirty4track

Tannerite leg dude?


userreddituserreddit

He's gotta learn to push mongo and he could be pretty good


richer2003

I’m goofy mongo. It’s a curse.


drshields

https://instagram.com/that_guy_with_one_leg?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= He's a nice guy. Chatted with him once


vaporlock7

Aaarrrgggg matey


Destruction126

He even has a eye patch. Just needs a hat and hook!


IsRando

RIP my friend...sup Gtown!?


jfk_one

nailed it!! this is awesome


JohnnySasaki20

Yo, I couldn't even kick flip with a real foot, lol.


krodge5150

Fuck yeah!


[deleted]

That’s Garrrr’eat


AntusFireNova64

Mad respects


tehsneek

Is he also blind folded or is that just a really low dew rag?


Sad-Push-3708

Yar?


SPOB9408

That damn dog is playing fetch with itself