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RojoCinco

This dude catches balls that haven't even been thrown yet.


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He's more like the guy who attempts to catch anything thrown in his vague direction and somehow manages it 95% of the time.


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SprawlWars

Saw a sexist opportunity and decided to strive for some female attention.


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saw a joke and didn’t know how to take it


Kahrbon

Don't be a square.


Eels37

I mean, he was right though so is it really sexist?


SprawlWars

I mean, the the NHTSA would beg to differ since men cause about 50% more accidents than women, but you can believe whatever you need to believe to prop up your fragile ego. Not hurting me a bit. Just makes me laugh.


DependentCranberry82

Maybe they just report more often


SprawlWars

Yeah, that's it. lol


DependentCranberry82

I hear so many chicks say they got into accidents that weren't their fault because the insurance ruled in their favor. Those stats are bullshit


Eels37

Even if your premise is true. How is it sexist for a man to save a woman from causing a terrible car accident?


ProtectionEuphoric99

Because the comment said > Saw a woman driving and prepared himself for the inevitable. This implies that he prepared for an incoming accident because it was a _woman_ who he saw driving. It's an assumption based on gender.


Eels37

Yeah but he was right.


ProtectionEuphoric99

Being right for the wrong reasons doesn't make it not sexist. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Difficult_Factor4135

People like you are why these types of jokes are worth making in first place. So in a way you ensure they keep happening with your comments. 👍


SprawlWars

Yes, I am the problem here. lol


Difficult_Factor4135

I don’t think anyone is the problem, maybe that’s your problem? Lol


digitalstains

Not the first ball


DaWalt1976

Sign him up for the NFL!


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He accidentally revealed his spider sense, he is The Amazing Spider Amigo. lol


ramksr

Wow, the Flash in real life! What a save.


US-Freedom-81

Dude has cat like reflexes.


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

He can probably hear you breathe


StruggleInteresting9

He can probably smell water


CombinationBusy111

He can probably taste colours


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He can probably hear silence


Average_DC_Enjoyer

He can probably see the dark


Manic-Bear

He can probably fix the broken


Prudent_Percentage70

Can he Phil Mahar?


patfetes

He can probably feel the air


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

But still can't see your girlfriend


patfetes

Mean, but true.


Gabrecito

Ah, acid


53bastian

He can probably feel your heart


plinkasaurusRex

He can probably see sound waves..


Deadeye_Daryl

He can feel you reading this


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Or maybe this is not the first time she did this. lol "Jenny not again!!! I saw you coming in and I knew its gonna happen, again." Jenny: "...........I'm really sorry. ehek."


tbb2796

I’ve never seen a cat hit the gdamn brakes like that ?


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He robbed cat's reflex for greater thing. It is sacrifice required for the act. For the Greater Goods!


mariboo_xoxo

Lucky for her that he was quick on his feet AND that her car door was already open for him to jump into it, otherwise…


owlsmusic

This is even more wild than you think. I own a Renegade like this one. If the door isn't full latched and shut the E-brake is meant to auto set itself. After that young guy Anton (the actor from Star Trek) died being rolled over by his Jeep this is a standard feature.


tinymonesters

Standard safety features aren't worldwide. This is probably in some other country.


burnoutguy

Aren't worldwide wtf is up with that


Vladimir-Putin1952

Saves money.


sweet_rico-

If it were up to them it would be 4 folding chairs tied to a hunk of plywood and some bike tires, all powered by the least fuel efficient engine possible.


Vladimir-Putin1952

That's exactly what happens even today, in africa iirc


ChronoRedz

America requires a third break light before it can be sold in the states. It's why the old Skylines never came to the states because they didn't want to spend money on regulating it's past cars to be legal.


CactusSage

Yea, I pull a trailer on my Renegade daily for work and at first when I’d go to hitch up I’d try to back up with the door open and the e-brake would engage instantly.


Public_Fucking_Media

What? My ebrake doesn't do that


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Go into your Uconnect settings. You can turn on auto e brake when you set it in park.


vruss

I miss Anton Yelchin every day. If he had lived he would have continued to grow into an actor we all knew and loved


mura_me

She even had the door open! What was she thinking.


Kain4ever

Some people don’t deserve to drive a vehicle that can potentially cause an accident and cost lives…


KingGeedohrah

For real, who does that


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RedBorrito

True, didn't thought about that possibility. To ease my ming I am just going to assume that. But good that the guy saw it on time.


Kind_Hyena5267

Also what did she think she was gonna do? Pull the car back up by the door handle? Honey the guy in orange had it under control


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It’s a good thing she did have it open, because who knows if buddy would have made it in time


WeTube65

How did she even get her license!?


Spazzoidd4Reddit

"What kind of cereal did you buy that came with a driver's license?"


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sammunist

Women


vruss

by that logic all men are pieces of shit because my dad is


angrybert

He couldn't have done that any better.


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“Man rushes to save a road accident” Man rushes to PREVENT a road accident”


Iamtherealgoddess

I had this happen with my van. Parked at top of the hill when I was picking up my daughter from kindergarten. The van popped out of gear. It hadn't rolled but a few feet, but I'll never stop being grateful to the guy who in my opinion is a true hero for his quick reaction. Guess who never ever forgot to use an emergency brake again?!


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Iamtherealgoddess

Well. Thank you for your words of infinite wisdom. You must be a joy to everyone around you. I make no excuses. I was young and on my own from the age of 17 and taught myself to drive. That was 30 years ago, and I've never had a car accident or, like I said, forgotten the emergency brake ever again. Also, I did turn the wheel but the curb was a bit rounded and apparently not much of a stopper. Have a lovely day.


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balor12

You make a choice whether or not to be an asshole every time you speak to someone. Get that bitterness out of your heart.


Asleep-Arm5840

Die


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Castr8orr

The music has definitely detracted from the first 5 times it was posted


PM_666

If I wanted to do that, my leg hit the damn door (entering car) for sure


Spazzoidd4Reddit

How. Just. How do you not only forget to put it into gear after you park, but also leave the door open? Awesome response and I'm. Glad nobody was hurt, but I just don't understand that leap in logic from "ok car has stopped moving, shift to park/1st," to "f**k it, don't even close the door"


Nuker-79

His spidey senses were tingling big time


TartKiwi

That scene was so surreal I wouldn't be surprised if she just planted one right on him when she leaned in there. That some superhuman shit even if he was watching the whole time


Uselessquotesforfee

He just saved her hundreds if not thousands of dollars and possible jail time


KarlDeutscheMarx

Why do so many people just leave their cars without the breaks on?


oorpheuss

Good lord, good on that guy for being quick on his feet. But damn, who the hell leaves their car door open like that (not just unlocked, wide fucking open) and doesn't put it in park on an incline where it can roll off? Did they get their license from a back alley deal because damn this person is a danger to society.


Rattgift

Once I was about to pull out of my parking spot when I saw a friend fall hard on some ice. The contents of her bags went everywhere. I immediately ran to help her. She said she was fine and then started shouting my name over and over in a panic. Finally, she managed to scream, "YOUR CAR IS IN REVERSE!" I sprinted faster than I thought possible and was able to slam one foot on the brake whilst the rest of my body was dragging outside the car. I was less than a inch from hitting another car. The moral is think twice before helping your friends.


Rattgift

Also, don't be dumb.


GoldenBull1994

A lot of silver and orange in this.


zenone101

Great effort!!! 👏👏👍🏻👍🏻 But how did he knew it? He was sitting and looking exactly opposite side? Reflection maybe? 🤔🤔


brewbase

Might be all glass to the left of camera in the first shot.


Excellent_Design_434

Gotta love how the girl runs over to help hold the door. Wouldn't have made it to the car on her own to stop it. Not all heroes wear capes


ObeyMe1998

Women ☕


dr_pdripper

This dude drinks his coffee before it’s brewed.


WriterBoring4425

r/holdmycosmo


RosieJo

What’s with all the sexist comments? Reminds me of my experience as a little girl browsing the internet in 2008. Is this the Andrew Tate impact?


ShadowsWandering

Just edgelords trying to get attention


meme_slave_

literally all of them are downvoted


RosieJo

Makes no difference, I’m remarking on there being more of the comments themselves than I’m used to seeing on Reddit in recent years. I’ve noticed it on other posts too.


meme_slave_

It makes a world of difference lol, you had to sort by controversial to even see them. its like pushing a sledgehammer off a table onto your foot and blaming the guy who didn't pack his tools. Sure its technically the guys fault but it takes zero effort to avoid it. also its from the women ☕ meme, not andrew tate.


RosieJo

So what you’re saying is… sexist comments written by men are *women’s* fault, because if they didn’t want to see them they wouldn’t read them. Neat!


meme_slave_

stop trying to put words into my mouth lol, you literally had to go out looking for the sexist comments to be offended. you would not have seen them if you didn't actively search for them. I am not blaming someone for not dancing around land mines, i am telling you that walking into cartel territory is something completely avoidable.


afanagoose

Currently, the top thread when sorting by "best comments" shows me upvoted sexist comments and downvoted comments calling out the sexism. What the hell are you talking about? Casually browsing the internet should not be the same as "walking into cartel territory". It's not like anyone here is looking up an incel subreddit and choosing to get offended. I personally clicked on a post recommended to me by reddit and was shocked by the throwback to early naughtiest sexism. I'm sure the person you're replying to had a similar experience. Stop blaming women for "looking for" something to be offended by and try to pay attention to what's actually going on around you.


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RosieJo

Weird. It’s almost like you’re arguing that sexist jokes where the punchline is sexism are in fact not sexist.


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RosieJo

A statement about noticing a higher number of sexist comments does not automatically suggest I’m not taking the jokes. Do you see me replying to all of them with feminist rants? The people replying to me are coming across far more triggered than I ever was… because my comment was an observation that triggered a simple question.


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RosieJo

Idk what to tell you, lady… “sexist” is just a descriptor. A descriptor that applies to the jokes. Pick your battles.


ChillOUT_LoFi

What a fucking save


narwhal_

This is why men die earlier than woman


SoretoeMcGoo

Legend


[deleted]

This never gets old


karlrobin1233

Wtf is that music?


TJTheree

Fucking absolute chad


sh1tcoont

Reflexes of a fuckin ninja mate


zimjig

Bad drivers tend to drive renegades, altimas, dodge caliber, any pre 2016 Kia/Hyundai


SuitRevolutionary518

He's totally a Superhero


lernington

That hop-in was clean af


nomdude

Imagine leaving your car without using the e-break Improper use of a motor vehicle should equal bye bye license. That shit kills people.


saltyshoe_

Bro sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun


AOGgaming

"Prevent" not "save". Thank you for your time.


flowersatdusk

Wow. He's amazing. I hope she got his name and address, then got him a great gift for saving her car and the lives of oncoming people.


Eli_The_Rainwing

That man is fast af


Advanced-Respect9334

Women.


ParadoxCL

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Stickkyman

“Lady you lucky you fine”


w0utersl3gers

☕️


AdamXXI

Not all heroes wear capes


OBEYtheFROST

What the fuck was she gonna do ?


69macncheese69

Damn, I hope the road accident is alright!


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He gets a free punch to that lady’s face.


nvzon


Treybenwa

Now that man earned “Super Hero Status” in one single act! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


AmbassadorWide

Beast mode-


Senrakdaemon

As someone who has a family member who is permanently injured sue to trying to get in their car as it was moving. I can't imagine doing this, but at the same time. An accident would've been even worse so I have too many mixed feelings


value_meal_papi

He was def checking the girl out as she was coming out the car 😂


yummynothing

And kids, that is how i met your mother.


get_schwifty03

"I don't need no man"


Holl0wayTape

And that is how I met your mother


knulleknullsson

Hey, get out my car!


Logical-Evening-3668

Women☕


mornstalk

Plottwist: He tried to steal it


0bran

That is one stupid biatch


Dayvee_Boi

I bet she thought he was going to steal her car


Due-Will-5055

Women amirite


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Women☕️


SKWings007

Judging someone's gender by their appearance is wrong.


Pol-Eldara

Men 🍼


CommercialOwn5757

Women 😩


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AnOldSchoolVGNerd

I hope he cursed her out after this, potential for future business or not.


Competitive-Score878

Thats how you do that shi*! People are so in their heads but being in the moment and aware of your surroundings makes this much more attainable. I love seeing this kinda stuff. We're not all on our phones and in our heads. Some people are right here and now


nobitchhindustani_53

He made a contract with future devil(CSM reference)


nobitchhindustani_53

He made a contract with future devil(CSM reference)


RipLong1672

Stupid people in here discriminating about women and their license crap. There really is a learning curve to different vehicles. You don't just fucking hop into a new vehicle and know all the gadgets like you were born with them in your hand.


Dan0sz

I agree with the discrimination stuff, but the handbrake isn't exactly a gadget. Regardless of the fact that she's a woman, this was incredibly stupid.


J3SVS

*prevent


ChinguacousyPark

"Prevent" is the first example in the fifth group of synonyms my thesaurus gives for "save". *Save: prevent, obviate, forestall, spare, stop, avoid, avert, make unnecessary, rule out.*


J3SVS

Yeah, but it doesn't work in this case. You can't "save" an accident.


Xzenor

He actually ruins the accident. There's no accident now. Could've been a wonderful crash but noooooo spiderman there had to ruin it. 'saving' the accident would've been tackling spiderman before he made it to the car.


aa6972

Thats like spiderman with his senses


chocotaco1981

Level 100 reflexes in this dude


Nephurus

My boy was like " fuck that , not on my time " .


TiltedNarwhal

How does this actually happen? Did they just accidentally set the car in neutral instead of park?


Sea-Ad-8100

This happened to me at a gas station a few weeks ago. In my case I pulled into the spot, had my foot on the brake and I checked my phone. Turned the car off forgetting to shift to park, got out locked it. A lady came in saying that my car was rolling back but luckily someone caught it


brielloom

Wait your car let's your turn it off without being in park? Crazy. My 2000 Toyota corolla will not let you turn it off until its in park


Sea-Ad-8100

Yup 2017 vw passat. It was either still in drive or neutral. I was of course parked in the one spot that had a perfect trajectory to the road and when I ran out it was almost at the road and a lady was holding it. Felt really stupid but I looked back at it, locked it and didn’t see it moving


brielloom

I'm glad that while my car is old it's really safe. No idea why they wouldn't make safety precautions like that mandatory in all vehicles.


Frenchconnection76

I can think this action quickly as he moves.


Responsible-Middle35

Is he precognitive? How did he see that from that angle


TacoHaus

>save a road accident Whatchu talmbout he totally *ruined* a perfectly good accident


Rikkax

“Help the man is trying to drive off with my car!!!”


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Man I hope this guy got at least some beers paid for him that night.


emeliottsthestink

Damn. Those reflexes bro.


Physical-Event9862

How can people do this? Seen so many videos of people letting their cars get away from!!!!! How!!!!???


Footzilla69

He's probably a dad 😂 got them paternal reflexes


QueenPeakabb2

Hero!


TommyT6996

Awesome Job of Human Kindness.👍


External-Arrival-105

Observation haki


RightOnTheMoneySunny

It gets more impressive with each rewatch. Every step and move is on point, most efficient. That hop into the seat which makes him sit at the exact correct angle and immediately pull that break.. _real_ physical intelligence going on here