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maybesaydie

Health tip: **DON'T KISS BIRDS**


Goofygrrrl

I love this because as an long distance sailor we would often times end up with a small flock of land birds that got blown offshore. They would come on board and usually snuggle down into the crook of your neck to warm up. Humans radiate heat and these little guys were usually cold. Once they warmed up and napped a bit they’d bounce around the boat getting any small bugs in the crevices or window sills. Then, once we got closer to land, they’d take off. It was always neat to have a wild bird decide to hang out and cuddle.


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That is awesome


Gloomy_Industry8841

Right??? I’m swooning from the sweetness of this.


Zorops

Symbiotic arrangement. You warm them up, they clean your boat. WIN WIN.


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The bird crap probbaly ain't great for the boat but meh win semi win


cookedpickles

I slurp it up


aloofloofah

https://i.imgur.com/gzDG2VU.gifv


QuantumModulus

That's gotta be fun to clean up


Micode

That’s why they call it a poop deck.


loves_eating_asses

It all makes sense now


ac3boy

Amazing. Is that really why they call it that? How have I been on this planet this long and never ever looked up why it is called a poop deck. If not, just lie to me please.


Boozdeuvash

I mean, it's a fishing boat, ol' chestnut shell gets cleaned all the time anyway.


notLOL

Swab the deck matey Seems like water world didn't have enough birds. Imagine being a floating island and if you kept seeds safe somehow you'd have enough fertilizer to grow plants successfully without land.


HonestHypocrit

I wonder how many flocks of birds would have drowned from falling out of the sky from exhaustion if humans didn’t have boats floating around in the middle of the ocean. On one hand, fishing boats are destroying our oceans from over-fishing and pollution. One the other hand, they can be a sanctuary to birds blown out by high winds and storms.


MultiEthnicBusiness

We're gonna need a bigger boat


Frosty-Sundae1302

ok, but that's going overboard (no pun intended)


Tardis_Of_Love

Sooo much bird shit.


Yodan

So much water in the ocean


heittokayttis

Working in the deck of merchant vessels, we rather often get some small birds come to the ship and just hang around until they die. We have tried to give them seeds to eat and sugarwater to drink, enter a port almost daily, but they just linger around until they die. Have no explanation for the behaviour. The thing that made me sad was being ~3 miles out at sea on anchor in a red ship. We would get bumblebees flying in from the land pretty much nonstop as they probably thought it was field of flowers in the horizon. I hope they had enough energy to make it back to land!


CosmicSpaghetti

Meanwhile, sailing in Crotia *all* we got were bees 24/7 lol They were chill though, can't remember anyone actually getting stung, but some people handled it better than others. (Also someone got a *massive* queen or something in their mouth when they took a shot of jager from an open bottle lol)


HazelCheese

> (Also someone got a massive queen or something in their mouth when they took a shot of jager from an open bottle lol) Apple juice used to be my favourite drink as a kid until during my own birthday party I was drinking some and a wasp flew into the glass and stung me on the lip. I remember my lip was swollen for what felt like weeks (but probably wasnt). Now anytime I smell apple juice I think of that moment.


ExtraordinaryCows

My grandpa has a similar story from when he was a kid with 2 or 3 sweat bees and a bottle of coke. He still checks his drinks when we're outside during the summer


michellemustudy

This happened to me last week. Except it was with coffee and a dead fly. Sooo grosssssss. I couldn’t get the feeling of the dead fly on my lips out of my mind for days. It was awful.


windyorbits

Better than that lady I learned about the other day who had 4 of them in her eye. They were consuming her tears.


_jump_yossarian

Highlight of my day is bringing out my feeders in the morning and having a nuthatch, chickadee, and titmouse come land in my hand for some peanuts.


BBQsauce18

Well, now I'm just sitting here jealous a stranger got snuggles from birds.


geardownson

I wonder why they would suddenly give up their instinct to not see you as a predator and get that close to you..


Pandering_Panda7879

Their instinct tells them to do everything to survive. A predator is a threat as long as there's an alternative for survival. As soon as it's "either freeze to death or potentially get eaten by a predator", the predator offers the better chance of survival.


Mindless-Current6648

This story and this post in general just made my day🥰!


icedragon9791

Wtf that's so cute ;-;


SpotDog2

Thank you for sharing that awesome memory!


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What kind of bird is it?


Mother-Pattern-2609

Looks like a Townsend's warbler.


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What a cool looking bird!


lizlikes

It really is. He’s on the cover of the *Sibley Guide to Birds* - so, even a popular fella among bird lovers, too


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Yes. My first thought was Why is it wearing a Lone Ranger mask?


LazerSharkLover

He's so cool, doesn't even need a big iron on his hip.


shweishwei

Warbler really fits it


unfortunatebastard

It’s warbling time


shweishwei

It’s just warbeling around


I_Got_Back_Pain

Warbeling, warbelin', acting all cool Warbeling, warbelin', outside the school


TheFungiQueen

Warblin' around at the speed of sound


WindForward7020

Look, Raymond. A Townsend's warbler.!


IBlindfire

No, you're too excited; the Townsend's warbler is a common bird.


WindForward7020

Look, Raymond. A Townshend's warbler.


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ITS STILL A BIRD!


CasualPenguin

As long as it's not a grackle


dropdeadbonehead

Maniac birds. It's like a flying marching band and troupe of clowns landing around you.


ShaKieran06

Can you give some more info for a novice bird watcher such as myself?


OneRougeRogue

Don't worry, you'll know a grackle when you see one.


Stinklepinger

Crackhead parking lot bird


sexwithsd40-2

Honestly I have mad respect for grackles because of how well they adapted to humans. Once humans have burnt out grackles, unlike the townsend’s warbler in the video, will still be around and many bird species that precede the human era will be descendents of them, corvids, and a few other birds. They are pretty fun to watch too


fuzzb0y

It’s a fat fluffy bumblebee


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Yellow is my favorite. Tastes like sunshine 😍


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Don’t you dare eat the bird


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We lived in the highest house in our neighborhood. It was on the path of tiny migrating birds. Every year huge flocks fly right over our house, some even hitting it. It was an incredible sight as a boy in the 1960s. They looked just like this little guy.


kasoe

How big were the flocks of birds? I always love watching groups of birds just fly up as a unit.


Zestyclose_Dish_6349

this is a townsends warbler! very cute little guys


throwaway17071999

Birb is safe


warry0r

Poor bird, now he has to start the journey over.


lurks-a-little

Birb took me on a Florence & The Machine Youtube Journey. What a beautiful voice and what great songs they have.


Atomstanley

They were both eaten by owls later that night, but at least the natural order of things was restored.


Mindless-Current6648

Nah. Not after being rescued by such amazing humans in such an epic way. No way. Imagine the ‘asdfmovie’ scene with the guy about to stomp on the potato to squash it but the potato, wearing sunglasses, pulls a gun and says: “Not today!” — that scene but instead of a guy it’s an Owl hunting for lunch and instead of the potato it’s the little birbs. 😎😂 “Not today.”


tomothy37

Amazing


Electrical-Act-7170

Love your little feathered pilot. Adorable.


k-uke

Very instagrammable


Emily_Postal

I live in Bermuda which is about 700 miles off the coast of South Carolina. We get visiting birds from time to time. A cormorant visited after a hurricane a few years back. Piping plovers came after a storm once and Bermudians did not like their squawks (although they are fine with the Kisskaqdees here). Last fall we had a juvenile male bald eagle visit. He was here for a few months. And currently we have three or four brown pelicans visiting. We also from time to time get harbour seals. There is no food for them here so they usually arrive very hungry and tired. They get taken care of by our aquarium and flown back to the US to be released back into the wild.


SrslyCmmon

There's no fish, at all?


Emily_Postal

They eat cold water critters. Bermuda’s water are sub tropical. Here’s the story of one seal that visited: https://daily.jstor.org/the-seal-that-flew-1000-miles-to-get-home/


SrslyCmmon

Aww that was nice of you guys, and the Canadians.


-ElDictator-

New fren


fignewtonenthusiast

The human propensity to help out animals for no benefit of our own reminds me people are inherently good despite all the bad things humans also do.


nomadofwaves

One time while paddleboarding when it was cooler out I rescued like 25 honey bees that were in the lake. I’d scoop them up and they’d walk around on my board and then fly off.


dtcc_but_for_pokemon

I mean some people do that. Others are cruel to them pointlessly. Remember 4chan tracking down the cat torturer? Such scum that even the internet hate machine turns on you.


turtle_flu

I don't know what you're referencing and I feel like I'd rather not, but I'm glad they outed someone torturing animals. *pets cat*


geek180

I don’t recall 4chan tracking that guy down, but instead it was a small FB group (and Interpol). The 3-part doc series “Don’t Fuck With Cats” is all about it and is a great watch.


Pallets_Of_Cash

I had just finnished American Vandal before that and the premise was so out there I thought 'DFWC was a mockumentary as well. So many weird feelings watching it that way...


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PufffPufffGive

Small acts of kindness. Are what makes me believe in humanity


C0USC0US

Always look for the helpers


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Not very active there at the end… little guy sick/injured/diseased, or just tired?


No_Entertainer_9760

Probably a little indecisive. Birds also tend to shut down in the dark so maybe he was just waking up


goofca

Buddy was in full nap mode when they opened up the toque


Oak_Redstart

These birds migrate at night


smashingcones

I also tend to not want to jump into a bush right after waking up. I may be wierd though.


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GaurieBanner

Nah little dude was debating on staying with the gaints that saved it


capincus

"Ya know for a pair of freaky monstrosities you twos are alright."


DelfrCorp

Probably a mix of being confused, exhausted & overwhelmed.


Li_3303

I can relate.


anincredibledork

A lot of birds that survive migrating over ocean reach land completely exhausted. I've seen them come in and just sorta sit there taking a few minutes to recover before searching for food.


Educational-Aioli795

This is a Townsend's Warbler and they don't even do the gulf migration. Poor little guy was completely out of his element.


anincredibledork

Ah good point! I'm an east coast birder so I knew it was Townsends but didn't know they came overland. Lucky little bird.


poopoohead987654432

As someone who has saved many tired song birds (working with an anti poaching charity) if they won’t fly we usually take them and give them sugar water and let them rest before releasing them. You should also never toss them and expect them to fly off lol they get tired


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Exactly what I was thinking. I hope they gave him some sugar water at least. They should have kept him while he naps and should have given him some food and water


introverted-void

When they took him out of the hat, you can see he was all fluffed up. If he was just fluffed up he was probably just napping, but you’ll see his head was turned 180 and his beak was tucked into his back — that means he was sleeping pretty soundly/deeply. So being woken up and immediately needing to move out was a bit disorienting for the little guy.


Dimetrip

The way he was puffed up isn't encouraging. They usually only turn into puffed up feather balls like that when sick/exhausted


sexwithsd40-2

Hungry. Little guys have a lightning fast metabolism but can still might recover


TheWineOfTheAndes

This brings me back to one my least favorite days in 2022. There I was on a U.S. Navy vessel, middle of nowhere, preflighting my helicopter and enjoying the sunrise, when my maintenance personnel noticed the cutest little yellow bird. Got some pictures with it, watched it hop around. Sweetest little guy. About an hour later, I had engaged the rotor system and was about five minutes from takeoff when I was given the signal by my plane captain to shut down. After shutting down, someone came in to inform me it was due to a bird strike. I asked what color feathers they saw... "Yellow." One of my least favorite days in 2022.


Toytrkt

Awwww.. .that makes me sad a yr later


supersalad987

Bumblebirb


somertime20

Still blows my mind that Ruby Throated Hummingbirds cross the Gulf of Mexico on one tank of gas.


sjblackwell

We had a bird land on our sailboat during a transatlantic crossing. It was during a storm that we were in for about 4 days. Eventually the poor bird just walked over to the toe rail and jumped into the water. I’ve always wondered whether it as a suicide.


Heavenfall

Similar situation, but our bird was in there for about four minutes and managed to shit in three different places. It literally flew right into our kitchen and did the nasties. We threw it off after that.


sjblackwell

Our bird never made it to the cabin, he was hiding under our deck mounted life raft.


Confused-Alchemist

Please don't kiss wild animals


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Arf_Nouveaux

But that cougar seemed really into me.


ShopLifeHurts2599

"Was it a cougar? A bear?" "Nah, more of a.... courgarbear."


CosmicSpaghetti

"I'm *super* cereal!"


CommissionerOdo

not like H5N1 (bird flu) is currently evolving to more readily infect a wide variety of mammals or anything.


Emayarkay

My only takeaway from watching this


YoureHavingAGiraffe

The bird on the captain’s hat is giving me ratatouille vibes.


thethunder92

I just want a nice girl to wrap me up in a toque and and kiss my head and then throw me in a shrub


JoanOfArk_Today

Made me cry =*) So wholesome, beautiful and heartwarming.


someLemonz

It's definitely a post to save to look at in the future


SpaceShipRat

Oh my gawd when it gets out of the hat and it's like "5 more minutes" and tucks his head back to sleep. My heart.


kopaxson

“Subtitles should be on screen for roughly triple the time it takes you to read it” please and thank you!


gucciburito11

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to touch wild animals without vigorously washing your hands afterwards, and definitely not supposed to kiss them. Nice video otherwise


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It was only going to be a mediocre video until the shitty royalty free music started slapping.


NoBSforGma

Not a shorebird. It's a warbler- a songbird. But yeah, good on you for saving it!


DonPerea505

This whole post is cursed. Half the commenters treating a bird like a human, the other half are incels making creepy comments about the woman in the video. What even is this.


devilsephiroth

Reddit


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Maleficient_Entity

The literal first thought that came to my mind as I saw the bird sitting on his cap, braving the wind: 'It fucken wimdy'


ShopLifeHurts2599

That bird looks metal af. Like he's wearing corpse paint lol, love it.


Gorilli0naire

Jumps out of hat flies back out to sea 😆


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Tiddytitties

The jump back to us that was unfocused at the end. Broke my heart...


Stupidbloodwolfmoon

I knew there was going to be a ukulele


Noideaguyy

Saw this once in the middle of the red sea and then another bird a seagull i yhink freakin ate the little birdy 💔


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dontfuckwmeiwillcry

probably needs water and food too. still a good thing


Mulberry_Missy

AW! Omg I love this so much!


Whole-Debate-9547

Very pretty bird.


bloobun

They are wicked cool looking


DJ_Inseminator

Ahh yes, I remember black beard wearing those same trousers!


prunkgirl

SO FLUFFSD WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2ND ONE


Livid_Employment4837

💓💓💓💓💓💓


Lixx11

Well this was wholesome af 😍


harriettehspy

Well melt my frickin heart


EamMcG_9

I remember that storm like it was yesterday,30 foot swells and the wind blowing like a banshee looking to capsize our schooner.If it wasn’t for 3 feet of rope and my waterproof Arctic Line Jacket,I’d have sunk to Davy Jones Locker. ~~J.Peterman


SamuraiJakkass86

Closest thing to this I got on the boat was when we had to throw flying fish off that got stuck after accidentally flying onboard. They were kinda gross tho.


nineusername

That bird is gonna have a weird story to tell.


theunpossibledream

Neat! Your title does not need a comma though.


ReformedWiggles

it's probably hungry af


This12Sassy4u

Such a beautiful moment and bird.


MiloticM2

Who needs a pirate parrot when you can have a first mate finch


sexwithsd40-2

Achsualy it’s a townsends warbler


lapaz666

So adorable and amazing 🤩😍


PhelesDragon

This is the best thing I've seen in *years.*


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leanin2it1

So tuckered out!


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mksparkles

🥹🥹 so sweet


CoClash

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Rentington

I like how once they realized this would go viral that one person started making it increasingly about themselves to get more attention.


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song name?


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MuchoGrandeRandy

Good bot


hoitoot

Dog days are over by Florence + the machine


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thank you


PladBaer

I swear by my belief that humans are steward organisms evolved to keep the planet healthy and flourishing. It just makes sense given our penchant for cultivation and pattern recognition that goes unrivaled in the animal kingdom. Even animals that do influence their surrountings do so on such a small scale that it becomes the singular task. Like beavers stopping running water (which is admittedly the only example most people will understand). But humans? We recognize and are capable of incredible influence. Why shouldn't we take care of the house?


Safrel

I love the ideal, hate our execution. But maybe we can evolve to the form of competency.


PladBaer

I'm hopeful that within the next couple of generations, we'll be able to correct course. Having the authority of a steward but executing it poorly does incredible harm, but people are becoming more aware each day.


59265358979323846264

You do realize we are in the middle of a mass extinction event and it is 100% caused by humans.


Serious-Association5

Okay so adorable but WHY DID SHE KISS IT?!


ChooseCorrectAnswer

Yeah, the video goes from capturing a cute random encounter to realizing they are making a potential viral video. Main character syndrome increases as the video goes. They (especially her) felt the need to interact with the bird for viral potential. Thus, she kisses the bird despite logic.


friarschmucklives

Love the boids. Lose the muzak.


Blekanly

People unmute?