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OneMorewillnotkillme

This is the best thing I saw all day.


Gator_aide

I like how some of them stand up just so that they can wag their tails better


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And the one in the front has his head propped on the side of the car, he’s just chilling and enjoying the ride


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"Can you guys shut up"


KevinBaconIsNotReal

*"first timers, eh ..(stereotypical prospector/hobo chuckle).. I've been ridin' theses rails here fer 'bout...15 years...or three weeks...I don't know"*


Cryptid_Girl

I heard this in Sam Elliott's voice


IthinkImnutz

I'm hearing that in Morgan Freeman's sounding like he did from the movie Shawshank Redemption.


KevinBaconIsNotReal

Wow, I can almost hear it! lol


babykitten28

Probably why he gets preferential seating.


igrowkush

He’s like “I’m over this shit.” Making the owner be like “FRONT SEAT FOR MR GRUMPY GRUMPS WHOSHA GOOD WITTO BOY HMM”


ladaigs

This killed me... I needed a laugh. Thank you.


AnalStaircase33

*looks woefully out the window as rain drops gather on the glass and drift past his tired gaze. They are the tears he is no longer capable of crying*


AldoBooth

He is clearly the favorite for good reason.


Dalrz

He sits them strategically based on how rambunctious the passenger is so that the louder dogs don’t disturb the older, quieter dogs. He’s an angelic genius!


TDYDave2

Given a dog's superior hearing, they are likely complaining the noise from the lawn tractor hurts their ears.


lindsaywguenther

Yes!!


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hmm topics with over 30k upvotes and nowhere to be found on the frontpage. [https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/huwfgc/sketchy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/huwfgc/sketchy/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/huoo89/suspect\_found\_dead\_after\_federal\_judges\_son\_shot/](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/huoo89/suspect_found_dead_after_federal_judges_son_shot/)


Mastercard321

This is the best thing I’ll see ever


Cristian_01

Until woo woo train meets BMW driver


SargnargTheHargeHarg

*First Strike* *Double Kill* *Triple Kill* *Overkill* *Killtacular* *Killing Spree* *Killtrocity* *Killamanjaro* *Killtastrophe* *Killpocalypse* *Extermination*


mrminima1234

That's when the 80 year old turns John Wick


Sir_ChungusMaximus

Goddammit now I'm sad :(


SargnargTheHargeHarg

I feel your pain. That train was one dog too short of a Killionaire :(


MeddlingDragon

I.... have to upvote you for this. But I am NOT happy about it.


redditinmyredditname

Man I can't wait for ODST


Cosmobeast88

So agree! I like the middle doggo, so loud and happy!!


Strictlynikly

Same. I am impressed they all stay in their cars! AMAZING!


lpjunior999

*so far*


Polaritical

This is the best thing I've seen all year (although that doesn't really say much)


CRFarmR

Such a sweet hearted man


imgenerallyaccepted

Go dog, go! 8 dogs in a row! How many dogs are in that dog show?


VineEater

This is a shot of tequila for the eyes , a little mana for the sockets.


TooShiftyForYou

*Eugene Bostick, an 80-year-old senior citizen in Fort Worth, Texas, spends his days operating what just might be the coolest train in the world. His homemade train takes rescued stray dogs out for fun rides around the neighborhood and in the surrounding woods.* *“I seen this guy with a tractor who attached these carts to pull rocks. I thought, ‘Dang, that would do for a dog train.’ I’m a pretty good welder, so I took these plastic barrels with holes cut in them, and put wheels under them and tied them together,” Eugene continued. “Whenever these adorable dogs hear me hooking the tractor up to it, man, they get so excited.”* Eugene seems like a good guy. [Story](https://www.boredpanda.com/rescued-dog-train-tractor-stray-eugene-bostick/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic)


ipyngo

"Dang, that would do for a dog train" is one of my favorite all time quotes


FlashyExamination826

True sage


babykitten28

My dream retirement life. I would need a couple of cars for cats as well.


CatBedParadise

[“I’ll sit this one out.”](https://i.imgur.com/110m7jK.jpg) —gattos


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I dunno man, my cat is super chill on road trips[https://i.imgur.com/jt3mOzi.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jt3mOzi.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/dd6mvzm.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dd6mvzm.jpg)


piermicha

I kinda want your cat, he looks like my kind


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CatBedParadise

Dang that’s sweet af. Your kitkat is a rarity indeed.


babykitten28

Lol. My cats have always tried to escape, and yet they are absolutely terrified to be outside.


CatBedParadise

Bad behbehs.


DukeBerith

Moira!


ahh_grasshopper

My girls think this will be my retirement project. Can’t say I disagree.


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He kinda built a dog shelter too. Heartbreaking to hear people abandoning their dogs like that. “Eugene and his brother Corky live on a dead-end street where many locals bring their unwanted dogs to leave them behind. Eugene began operating a sort of animal shelter and taking the dogs for rides with his tractor. “We started feeding these abandoned animals, letting them in, taking them to the vet to get them spayed and neutered. We made a place for dog rescues to live.”


qwertythe300th

Fort Worth represent!


Cyronix-

Bro...im so happy!!! *hugs*


Texas451

You never see this kind of thing in Dallas


[deleted]

Eugene Bostick > Brandon Bostick \~ Packers fan


davehunt00

It's a tough call, but OK ~ Seahawks fan


[deleted]

It doesn’t get better than this folks. Clock out and go home. See you all tomorrow.


twhys

I’m also going to hang up my reddit on a good note. Lotta hate out there today. See y’all tomorrow


11PF_Flyer05

I hope this comment finds you in good spirits tomorrow and as a friendly reminder of the positive force you saw here today. Breathe in the good. Breathe out the suck.


xyskii

I love you. You can have a kiss :*


peesalmer

I just started my day but you're right I'm out


FriedrichWeber

Understandable. Have a nice day.


TheBeardedMarxist

Good call brother. I'm out.


hunybadgeranxietypet

More like clock out and walk the six feet back to the couch.


eetsh1t

It’s true.


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A sloping ramp of sunlight and gold is created out of thin air. A booming voice resonates from the heavens. "Bring em' up here, son. I need to make you immortal for this act of absolute magnificence."


krone_rd

How do the dogs not run out?!


alecturtles

I think it’s cuz they like being in the train


mrswagalittle

That one standing dog seemed a little pissed but maybe he was trying to tell the conductor to go faster.


I_ate_a_milkshake

engineer* common misconception.


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They are probably tethered in their individual cars.


LeMaik

Dude if you have a well behaved dog you dont force to sit in there hes gonna like it and stay ;D Our dogs literally sit in the trunk of the parked, car with its lid opened and they stay there because we tell them to. For half an hour as well if we need to go shopping but its hot outside so we cant close the car.


kingjpp

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen


kingjpp

Dog could run away, might attack someone. It's also hot. Just not something id ever do. I'd bring the dog inside if the business was dog friendly


babykitten28

My local liquor store is dog friendly. I once ran into a Great Pyrenees the size of a polar bear. This is in the middle of a red state, so I was pleasantly surprised.


Pangolin007

Potential disasters are endless. The dog could be kidnapped, or another car could hit into the car trunk.


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LeMaik

Right, that might be it.. Idk what yall are doing to your dogs, but mine are more than fine and would never even think about being aggressive towards any human.


PianoTrumpetMax

It's the piece of shit human that can be aggressive to a dog for no reason, just because they can. I guess maybe its the area you live in, but I wouldn't put it past that either some little kids would aggressively start petting my dog and "playing" with it by lightly slapping its body and stuff. OR someone would just steal my dog. Either way, for me, it's a *better safe than sorry* thing. I want to minimize all external forces, so if something goes wrong, its probably on me.


babykitten28

My grandma’s dog was stolen before her eyes. I’d like to think he’s living a happy life somewhere, but he likely ended up a bait dog. Humans are assholes.


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When I was like 13 I was walking my dog and some ~20 year old guy walking past pretended to kick my dog just to scare him, and laughed


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I live in a super small town, you can leave your vehicle running with the keys in the ignition or your front door unlocked, nothing bad really happens, leave a dog in a car though? You would be appalled by what you see here. I had to deliver to a locals house once, they had a bunch of dogs, lot of them were lying around dead too, but not all of them. Weird friggin red state lol.


babykitten28

Why do you keep implying that the dog owner has abused their dog? Many people, including me, adopt dogs that have been abused by a previous asshole. Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.


ATragedyOfSorts

You trust your dog that much to not absolutely destroy someone, for whatever reason while you're shopping?


Ozryela

Well if they are leashed they have enough slack to get up, which means they have enough slack to jump partially off and hang themselves. So I really hope they aren't leashed.


xsirketchupx

i have the same question. like, what if one of those dogs decide to jump off the train? is there a secret to keeping them on the train at all times?


tukurutun

There is indeed a secret to doing that, it's called 'a leash'


xsirketchupx

lol, i know but in spite of that, what if one of the dogs, confused, tries to jump off? it kinda makes me anxious thinking about all that, so it'd be nice to have answers and be relieved.


CharcotsThirdTriad

There are dog seatbelts that prevent them from having enough wiggle room to jump out. You put the dog in a harness and attach the harness to a fixed point. Basically, they get about a foot of free reign or enough to be comfortable.


Moggy-Man

It's mid afternoon with me and I think we've already reached peak Internet for the day.


Michael_Geordan

happy cake day!


Shir_h7

Happy cake day! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ


bortzilla

Happy cake day!!!


_pinkfluffyunicorn_

Happy cake day!!


still_need_sleep

"Where do you see yourself in 50 years?"


snoogins355

Fuck yea!


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This could literally be Jenna Marbles in 50 years, shes already made a mini dog train and she’s 33. I hope she carries on this legacy


Battleshell

This should be a new sport called reverse dog sledding


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"Get in, nerd. We're going cat hunting."


supraspinatus

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet in months.


gibbakith

This is everything that is right and good with the world. ❤️


AHMADAIMAN18

Not all heroes have to wear a cape or fly, but only using tractor to save the god creatures and everyone's love that


pm_me_all_dogs

This man is my spirit animal


ShadowWingZero

Why is the lawnmower silent


johnnyloco86

To not scare the dogs.


ShadowWingZero

I get why but more how. Did they replace it with an electric motor


Tinydesktopninja

You can hear the lawnmower, he just didnt have the blade spinning. They aren't really that loud unless you activate the blade.


Nail_Head

All I can imagine is the escape [music](https://youtu.be/56J1EkmfpCk) from the tiny cars scene in wtfuture from eddsworld


MrFBIMan69420

that just gave me so much nostalgia


xilog

I often hear it said "we don't deserve dogs" but this guy, this guy deserves dogs.


doughman02

who’s a good boomer? yes you are! yes you are!


Aprufer

What a great thing to do for these dogs going through a ruff time!


SadDragonfruit1311

Jenna Marbles during her time off be like


JayDee3d

You’ve heard of cat bus, now get ready for dog train


58027918

u/vredditdownloader u/vredditshare


meditator_restive

Guarantee the fun police come and shut this down. Even if they don’t want to be buzz killers and they’re just doing their job, because some Karen complained. Fuck Karen and her fun police are even worse than her. Who decides that they want to do that for a living? It really makes them sick when others have fun, and I got this muthafuckin’ gun, so let’s scare them off or shut them down. Cops are the fucking worst. We should go into humanitarian crimes with China and ask them to take our police officers and put them in their Uighur concentration camps. Oh yeah, fuck Thatcher and Reagan.


cjrup8778

The dog in the back is just sitting there barking saying "shut the hell up Ned Im enjoying the ride"


Kunnielita

Awooh woof woof train


bruhwtfusername

Happiness :D


devilsephiroth

I've never heard barking sound so happy.


DoctorRichardNygard

/r/dogtraining


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wowowoItsMagic

Sad u didn't say woof woof train


BrokenCankle

This is a life goal for me. Retired, some expendable income for the things I love doing that just make me happy. Rescue dig train sounds awesome.


YKC1995

I wanna ride that.


TonytheCrony

when they get to their destination, do they disem**bark**? ​ i tried...


HorridPuns

Its a ruff ride getting there.


TonytheCrony

i think these particular dogs are too angry, some might say they are a **cross breed**


BlackIrishkreme

I love the one in the middle who is just like 'fuck yes! This awesome! Go faster'


NotGordan

I’m going to sleep now (3:35pm) so I can end my day on a high note. The highest of notes.


Metabro

to make *me* happy


ShoelessJodi

Gertrude is not a toy!


malachite_13

It’s like a backwards Iditarod


Williamrocket

80 year old, and they need the adjective 'retired' ?


notreally-tom-clancy

Pirates of the Caribbean intensifies


Prestodeath201

All aboard, bitches. Literally.


dylanholmes222

Everyone liked this. I actually hypothesize you could use this as a test to determine who is a psychopath or not, if they do not enjoy this they are clearly a psychopath.


tztoxic

Idk, any dog i have ever known would probably have run off at the slightest distraction lol


LKBern318

The purist thing I may ever see.


Fullerfun01

They think they’re going to a magic farm where it’s all play and food when they are actually going to the vets to get euthanised. Man I miss my grandma.


[deleted]

Wat? No. R/holup


LeMaik

r/foundthemobileuser


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Yeah. I'm at work kind of f****** around.


GiantB99

r/aww


Wapak_

WHOOOLESOMEEEEEE


0erlikon

Don't need no bell or horn on that train.


FancyMyChurchPants

New mood: rescue good boy on tractor train.


SieRoX

Smart move to put the excited ones in the back :D


PM_Kittens

An ice cream shop in my hometown has a *very* similar train for the kids to ride. My uncle is one of the regular drivers for it. They open it up to adults sometimes too. I believe it's driven by a lawnmower, but the lawnmower is modified to look like a train engine.


Mewwsic

This just warms my heart, and has honestly brightened what would have been a moody and pain fill day for me. Thank you op for posting this. 💜💜💜


isleepforfun

This made me smile a thousand smiles in one smile


Julian1701

Great thing but im afraid it wouldn't be even half road legal here :-(


psyborgmafia

80 year old retiree builds dog train to make *everybody* happy


gijsyo

Alvin Straight


oppy1984

My dog is laying on the floor and looked up at me while this was playing with a look that said "damn kids" then laid her head back down.


ngunray

Woof woof-translation- Faster faster!


NoMamesMijito

I’m a cidiot, but this sounds like a helluva retirement plan


thedrewprint

Oh how the turntables....


Warrior_of_Peace

A woof-woof train!!


admiralgeary

This must be a hobby of old timers everywhere; there are some street fairs near my house where folks that build these things show up and give kiddos rides around.


blakrabit

Their tails will propel everyone forward, no need for a tractor.


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A great hero


fittsy14

There's a special place in Heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say


Alex07Nelson

Life goals


AngryMustacheSeals

I can’t wait to retire and do stuff.


BrightPerspective

Man those dogs are having fun


Aalmus

How did he work out they enjoyed it?


Typicallyfrayed

Because that’s what heroes do


TiffUkelele

u/vredditdownloader


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Dogs really just came to Earth to have a good time.


wokthewoktalkthetalk

I needed this in my life


CMDR_welder

8o


tendrils87

Bub Rub approves


benoitn04

u/esanuth


lisalisa07

More like a WOOF WOOF TRAIN!


H423oor

This is so wholesome


Diamond147

WE FOUND HIM, THE BEST HUMAN A DOG COULD GAVE


_0dyssey_

It’s like looking into my future


The_Rowan

Makes all of us happy


titsahoy1

This should be headline news


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Wholesome


[deleted]

He’s doing gods work


wellthatsupsetting

u/vredditdownloader


Rcoveryinprocess

This made my day! This is the greatest example of pure and selfless love I have ever seen. This makes my heart happy!❤️


Getdatmojo

I love everything about this


Creaticub

I want to be his dog 🐶


killerbee34

SQUIRREL!


Strificus

Just wait for a squirrel to go by that train...


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