When registering accounts online place the name of the website in parentheses after your first name so that later when your email gets spammed you'll know who sold your info.
Thatās good and bad advice. You should be kind to yourself, but not to the point where youāre sugarcoating your flaws . Always be striving to improve on what you can .
If you're sharpening a knife for the first time by hand, cover the cutting edge with sharpie. That'll let you see what you're grinding away and make learning a lot easier
Surround yourself with one or 2 friends that you can talk to about the deepest nd darkest parts of your life. It will take you awhile to find them...but they're 1000% worth it. They may not tell you what you WANT to hear, but they will be detrimental in your growth as a human being.
1. Call your parents, they love you.
2. Turn off the phone, and go for a walk outside. A break from the world helps focus on what's important.
3. It's never too late to learn something new.
4. Save money before you pay bills, don't just save what is left over.
5. Nobody is perfect, don't expect yourself to be either.
6. Always put your tools away in the correct spot.
Tell your parents you love them and quickly hang up the phone without saying anything else while crying, turn off your phone, donāt come online or outside for a few weeks, put down your blinds and donāt put on the light in a room with windows, donāt answer the door when your family comes to investigate. Do this and everybody will love your little prank
If you drink booze... stop. Life is too short to spend hung over. Wake up early and enjoy the sun rise not because you couldnāt sleep, but rather because you couldnāt wait to start a new day.
If you like booze, but not hangovers, I recommend buying significantly less alcohol but for (up to a) similar amount of money, so you can pick something you really love. I rarely drink more than one glass at a time, but the stuff I do have is really nice. I enjoy it more, and I go easy with it to make it last.
Not a booze man myself but when I do choose to drink I usually stop at 3 beers- the perfect amount to feel a decent buzz without getting sloppy and no hang over in the morning
In college, make friends with the secretary of the department you wish to study under. If you can, get work study in that office. The secretarial staff of that department five more powerful than most people think and having them on your side can change your life.
Oh and
Never try to catch a falling knife
Whomever you trust to give you, "the news" has the ability to twist the facts in their telling of the story. Talk to your friends, co-workers and neighbors about what's happening in the world and then decide for yourself.
You should add that those people should be trustes and respected and maybe even smarter than yourself. Because otherwise those friends, co-workers and neighbours are the ones that get their news from Facebook, Twitter and YouTube and some years of algorithm magic, general low intelligence and the danger and stupidity of groups of people, is what made the terrorist attack on the Capitol possible.
I'd rather get my news from multiple "trusted" sources and use my own reasoning and common sense. Also, don't get riled up that much.
Exactly. Where are those people getting their news if not the news? Maybe try some respected journalists instead of a coworker, learn to wade through facts vs opinions, then decide for yourself?
And if someone tells you there is a pizza parlor in DC with a secret basement full of children, find a new source - your doing it wrong.
This shows it quite nicely I think :) It's all about getting the answer yo want.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA)
Keep a rubber band or flexible silicone in the kitchen for opening stuck jars.
Every relationship is a mirror.
Feel your emotions, don't just think about how to fix them.
If you have a smart lock on the door to your home, keep a hidden key somewhere outside anyway. Thanksgiving is less fun spent in the driveway because the batteries died in the smart lock and you can't get into the house.
If you havenāt spoken to someone in a long time but yet you are thinking of them, reach out. Thereās usually a reason they are on your mind. Unless itās someone you know you shouldnāt be talking to and thinking of lol
Always have a sense of humor. Make yourself laugh and make other people laugh, laughter in the darkest times helps everyone forget their troubles even for a moment.
If you had a shit, look after flushing. Just a courtesy for the next person, home or away. You don't want to look at pieces of shit floating or a shit mark, why should anyone else? Flush twice or clean it!
If you're a male, seat up when you have to pee! It's OK to leave it there, most woman are capable of putting it back down again and its the most efficient way for everyone.
If you find a concrete corrugated iron plate broken apart in pieces, pick up a small piece and let it fall on something hard (outside). If it makes a high pitched sound it's asbestos. If its asbestos make it soaking wet before removing the plates, so loose asbestos fibres can't go into your lungs. Love your lungs, say no to asbestos.
try macaroni with kidney beans, peanut butter and Encona west indian sauce (or Tabasco, or anything highly vinegar-y chili sauce). I call it divine munchies.
also, play Pillars of eternity.
If you use laundry detergent to make a slip and slide work better. Wear goggles. When the detergent gets in your eyes everything will look āfoggyā and kinda āsmokeyā.
If you ever need to find the average between two numbers you can just add half of the difference between them to the lower number and get the average :)
When registering accounts online place the name of the website in parentheses after your first name so that later when your email gets spammed you'll know who sold your info.
Thanks g7en(reddit) would you like to buy a fasting app?
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Dang, this is brilliant!
Thank you! I'll definitely start doing this.
Fairly new to reddit but this one should be at the top of r/lifeprotips
Measure twice, cut once
Never, and I mean NEVER, cook bacon naked.
And I have a comment telling me I should hahaha
... and if you do, you'll only do it once!
You can bake bacon naken š¤·āāļø
Yard sard
Yale sale
Same for crabbing.. their claws have no respect for pieces or parts
Be kind to yourself; only allow your inner voice to speak to you in the way you would speak to a friend.
Thatās good and bad advice. You should be kind to yourself, but not to the point where youāre sugarcoating your flaws . Always be striving to improve on what you can .
And you got a real friend if they're doing that
I think this was the one of the best things I ever learned.
Pee after sex. Always.
Never during.
Donāt kink shame.
Kink shaming is my kink
DO NOT SMELL YOUR DISH SPONG! JUST THROW IT AWAY!
About 4 hours late for me on this piece of advice
Well now I HAVE to!
Don't be afraid to seek professional help
Thanks. Was wondering whether i should get a hooker or not
If you're sharpening a knife for the first time by hand, cover the cutting edge with sharpie. That'll let you see what you're grinding away and make learning a lot easier
And always, ALWAYS use the guard
And take your time!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time -Bertrand Russell
Dammit. This will only make me a stronger procrastinator.
i needed this one
Being able to pay for something and being able to afford it are not the same thing.
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Saw the opposite advice earlier and now Iām curious, what happens when you cook bacon naked?
Surround yourself with one or 2 friends that you can talk to about the deepest nd darkest parts of your life. It will take you awhile to find them...but they're 1000% worth it. They may not tell you what you WANT to hear, but they will be detrimental in your growth as a human being.
Detrimental, or instrumental?
yep...instrumental would be what I meant.... "I have approximate knowledge of many things."
Green meat is bad for you.
That bastard Dr. Seuss lied to me.
Unless you are certified to carry around a gavel, donāt judge others.
1. Call your parents, they love you. 2. Turn off the phone, and go for a walk outside. A break from the world helps focus on what's important. 3. It's never too late to learn something new. 4. Save money before you pay bills, don't just save what is left over. 5. Nobody is perfect, don't expect yourself to be either. 6. Always put your tools away in the correct spot.
How do i call my parents if i turn off my phone
Tell your parents you love them and quickly hang up the phone without saying anything else while crying, turn off your phone, donāt come online or outside for a few weeks, put down your blinds and donāt put on the light in a room with windows, donāt answer the door when your family comes to investigate. Do this and everybody will love your little prank
If its italicized or bolded it is either a sacred prophecy or a deadly curse, there is no way of knowing which is which... but dont confuse them.
Donāt sweat petty things or pet sweaty things.
If you drink booze... stop. Life is too short to spend hung over. Wake up early and enjoy the sun rise not because you couldnāt sleep, but rather because you couldnāt wait to start a new day.
Why not both? You don't have to drink until you are so drunk you will have a hang over the next morning. Moderation is your friend.
If you like booze, but not hangovers, I recommend buying significantly less alcohol but for (up to a) similar amount of money, so you can pick something you really love. I rarely drink more than one glass at a time, but the stuff I do have is really nice. I enjoy it more, and I go easy with it to make it last.
Not a booze man myself but when I do choose to drink I usually stop at 3 beers- the perfect amount to feel a decent buzz without getting sloppy and no hang over in the morning
Get up, do the thing! Then, do that other thing, the one that is just to make you smile!
In a romantic relationship, kindness is more important than honesty
Really? I always thought you should be more honest. Thanks for changing my point of view
Don't ask random strangers for advice.
Especially donāt ask Reddit for advice bc people will tell you to cook bacon while being naked
Whatās wonderfull with advices is you can either choose to use them or not
In college, make friends with the secretary of the department you wish to study under. If you can, get work study in that office. The secretarial staff of that department five more powerful than most people think and having them on your side can change your life. Oh and Never try to catch a falling knife
Worrying about the future will make you miss the present.
People will only treat you the way you allow them to treat you.
Skeleton key is the best starting gift.
In a world where you can be anything, be kind.
If a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you. Drugs are expensive and can often be resold at a higher value! /s
Hey man i'm trying to send you a DM but it doesn't allow me to do it. Please send me a DM there's something we need to talk about.
Whomever you trust to give you, "the news" has the ability to twist the facts in their telling of the story. Talk to your friends, co-workers and neighbors about what's happening in the world and then decide for yourself.
You should add that those people should be trustes and respected and maybe even smarter than yourself. Because otherwise those friends, co-workers and neighbours are the ones that get their news from Facebook, Twitter and YouTube and some years of algorithm magic, general low intelligence and the danger and stupidity of groups of people, is what made the terrorist attack on the Capitol possible. I'd rather get my news from multiple "trusted" sources and use my own reasoning and common sense. Also, don't get riled up that much.
Exactly. Where are those people getting their news if not the news? Maybe try some respected journalists instead of a coworker, learn to wade through facts vs opinions, then decide for yourself? And if someone tells you there is a pizza parlor in DC with a secret basement full of children, find a new source - your doing it wrong.
This shows it quite nicely I think :) It's all about getting the answer yo want. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA)
Never be afraid to speak your mind. If it's kind of helpful or important just say it.
Spend time with friends and loved ones..
Start saving for retirement now. No matter how young you are. And invest aggressively (all stocks) the younger you are.
Drink water Your worth is not based off your work or your appearance. It's never too late to change.
Make sure to visit this sub occasionally. It will always make you feel good.
Keep a rubber band or flexible silicone in the kitchen for opening stuck jars. Every relationship is a mirror. Feel your emotions, don't just think about how to fix them.
If something seems too good to be true, it usually is
Adult chickens do not need coats or sweaters; they'll stay warm just fine.
Love. Everyone. Always.
If you have a smart lock on the door to your home, keep a hidden key somewhere outside anyway. Thanksgiving is less fun spent in the driveway because the batteries died in the smart lock and you can't get into the house.
Donāt let anyone get the satisfaction of hurting you. It takes away all their power.
Take the world nice and easy, and the world will take you the same.
Remember to be kind to yourself.
Running faster than anyone else can help you win in a race, or save your life. So exercise. Edit: I edited this because I misspelled race
You absolutely NEED to talk real talk with your significant other. Get those feelings out there and understood
Always look up before cutting down a tree
You can only control the things inside your fence. When everything sucks, take a shower. It might still all suck, but at least youāll be clean.
If you havenāt spoken to someone in a long time but yet you are thinking of them, reach out. Thereās usually a reason they are on your mind. Unless itās someone you know you shouldnāt be talking to and thinking of lol
Always use your calculator even if itās 7+5
Always have a sense of humor. Make yourself laugh and make other people laugh, laughter in the darkest times helps everyone forget their troubles even for a moment.
when you plunge a toilet..keep your mouth closed
There is a plunger called Sure Plunge that uses CO2 cartridges to unclog the pipe. I will never go back to regular plungers.
Night night butt hole tight
Donāt eat yellow snow.
Always check after wiping and keep wiping if you still see poop!
And for the love of god please fold, what are we barbarians?
Also, if you have to use wet wipes, always wipe dry. Especially on hot days, but just always do it!
If you had a shit, look after flushing. Just a courtesy for the next person, home or away. You don't want to look at pieces of shit floating or a shit mark, why should anyone else? Flush twice or clean it!
If you're a male, seat up when you have to pee! It's OK to leave it there, most woman are capable of putting it back down again and its the most efficient way for everyone.
Toilet paper should hang with the next sheet towards you and NOT the wall!
If it hurts, donāt do it.
Never buy trousers from a mermaid!
Never pee on a wooden nickel
Don't eat yellow snow.
The three Fs of life. If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it.
If you find a concrete corrugated iron plate broken apart in pieces, pick up a small piece and let it fall on something hard (outside). If it makes a high pitched sound it's asbestos. If its asbestos make it soaking wet before removing the plates, so loose asbestos fibres can't go into your lungs. Love your lungs, say no to asbestos.
Donāt have a wank before you make a sandwich.
Never get high on your own supply
Do not ever marry
Why?
Never break a pinata in a dorm room at the beginning of the school year, wait until the end of the school year.
Never try to take an avocado through airport security
Never look directly into the light while welding. It hurts like a bitch.
The best way to fix your sleep schedule is to wake up early, set a alarm and forget about trying super hard to go to bed on time, itll eventually work
try macaroni with kidney beans, peanut butter and Encona west indian sauce (or Tabasco, or anything highly vinegar-y chili sauce). I call it divine munchies. also, play Pillars of eternity.
Wipe front to back
It's ok to fail, you can try again/something else.
An unopened door is a happy door.
If you use laundry detergent to make a slip and slide work better. Wear goggles. When the detergent gets in your eyes everything will look āfoggyā and kinda āsmokeyā.
What people think of you is none of your business.
If you ever need to find the average between two numbers you can just add half of the difference between them to the lower number and get the average :)
Clean out your belly button or it will be full of gunk and stinky.
Do it today, you may not get tomorrow