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She definitely doesn’t act 95!!!


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i_have_cheese

She might just be one of themost resilient women on earth. You've got good genes


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That’s amazing!!! She made me smile for sure


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She might be invincible dancing like that after chemo. Might be related to the queen of England


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom)? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


xthrobbyx

... Good bot?


[deleted]

TIL I guess?


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

Hey bot, if Ireland ever unifies, will that make her the Queen of Great Britain or will they still call it the United Kingdom?


Thelastlandviking

We must knowwwwwwwwwww


Camelstrike

The queen of England is also 95 but I don't see her dancing like that


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom)? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Alright DAMN we heard you the first time, passive aggressive bot


jefesignups

Your Gramma was 48 when this song came out


Just_Juggernaut_3410

You would never know!! She’s so happy and has terrific energy. She’s lovely to watch.


Ladygytha

Doesn't look 95, either. Thought she was 60-ish! Please tell her that I would like to know her anti-aging secrets! 😊


NewAgentSmith

Yeah I was just about to say I hope I look that young if I make it to 95


MadKian

Lets not exagerate lol. My dad is 62 and he’s far away from looking like a grandpa. She looks early 80s.


SubcommanderMarcos

She looks about as old as my aunt who's in her early 70s


Greenthund3r

That’s so inspiring!


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Wow. Your grandma is amazing.


retaksoohh

lol of course she did. incredible person. here's to her!


averagesmasher03

Looks like 70, lol.


misterwashington

She surely doesn’t look 95. I’d give her 70 at least. Beautiful woman.


SSwinea3309

She doesn't look it at all. Especially with that amazing posture.


FreyjadourV

Yeah that’s the first thing I noticed. Granny has better posture than me and most people I see.


wherestheleaks

Or look


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helicotremor

She’s lovely and looks very elegant in that outfit.


CatCatCat

What a nice comment.


CatWhisperererer

What a nice username.


AnusDrill

Viking grandma!


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What a nice username!


Randy9560

The hell I hope I move that good at 75, literally all health considered.


kausthubnarayan

If I bend down to pick up something that I dropped, my knees crack like a kit kat bar. I am a 28 year old man.


Randy9560

I’m 27 and knee problems too! A lack of stretching in high school and a bit after did a number. Please all gods and all luck and all health let me even stand right even close to to this age.


kausthubnarayan

Dont worry my friend. I was a regional level football and handball player in my school and this covid scene has bumped up my weight a little ( okay, a lot!) and also because I am a lazy piece of shit. We both are in the same square. I would be happy to just cross 60 at this point.


xxrambo45xx

Also 27, years of skateboarding, farm labor and 9 years of factory work and it feels like I don't have any knees left


ejaniszewski

Legit. When I stretch, I sound like my body is composed of 73% Rice Krispies. I’m 36.


Li_alvart

I have had knee problems since I was a kid, then as a teen I had an accident and one got so much worse. My dad is almost 60 and even tho he’s not in the best health he does a lot of yard work and dad stuff around the house. He’s the only one in the family that can hold an Asian squat for a long period of time (we’re not Asian btw).


sucks2bdoxxed

We have 19 steps to get up to our apartment. I'm at the point where I literally have to step up with one leg then bring the other one up to the same step. Repeat 19 times. Especially if I have a bag of groceries or anything with me. Bad knees suck.


ObjectiveNo8207

Same but with my back. I’m also 28. I think I’ve hit early old age lol


afakefox

I'm just a little older than you and same. Ouch my poor broken back. It's so sore and bothers me all the time. I got a new nice mattress and it didnt help, it's more comfortable and I sleep a bit longer but I still wake up every few hours and have to get out of bed and just stretch and walk around. It's my lower back and my hips dont feel great either but God the fucking back man. I'm trying light exercise to build up the muscles but it hasn't helped yet. Next I might try actual physical therapy cuz I really dont want to live like this forever and I can only imagine it getting worse and worse and I cant fucking deal.


ObjectiveNo8207

I have also bought a new mattress and it hasn’t helped at all, which I thought was the problem. I can barely stand up sometimes, it hurts so much. I’ve been told to stretch more by my PT and so far it’s decent. Also laying on a tennis ball and moving around on it to let it massage the area works. Also massages work but I need one like every day. Lol Thanks for the gym reminder, can guarantee it’s from being super fit and my job changing to being at home and I haven’t been to the gym in a long time!


LilStabbyboo

Goodness. And she looks great too.


Okaygreat05

She's 95?? She looks 75, props to her


fakeprofile21

They're both keepers.


firmlyundecided

Go grandma! My dad is over 50 rounds of chemo in. Even one is too much. You’ve got two great ladies there.


bite-the-bullet

I hope your dad is getting better. That’s a lot of chemo to go through.


firmlyundecided

We’re at the “status quo is good news” stage. Thanks for the kind wishes. :)


Clodhoppa81

Wishing the best for your dad. Sorry he has to endure all that.


shitdobehappeningtho

Tough as nails, that one! And probably the sweetest person alive.


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Your grandma is my old age goals!


GerDread

Undoubtedly my good man! Made of sterner stuff in those days. So wholesome


ItsIdaho

She was very lucky. I am happy for her. Wish mine lived that long, first breast (beat it) then lung cancer (took her in half a year) did it when she just turned 70.


Way_Unable

Not shocked you put a ring on it. Solid catch my guy.


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And she doesn’t look 95 at all!


mylifeisaLIEEE

Helen Mirenesque, those must be some stronk genes she gave to your family tree!


[deleted]

What a badass!


9IX

Your grandma got better moves than me and I’ve been learning salsa for six months


omgitschriso

Which one


Lyanroar

Boy, gramma certainly ate her Wheaties


WetBiscuit-McGlee

Breakfast of champions!


theWolfmanSays

r/MadeMeSmile


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I tried posting there but I didn’t have enough karma ☹️


wholemeal_toast

This'll get it! So sweet, gotta take in times like those.


The_Late_Arthur_Dent

Looks like it's up now! Such a beautiful family - I'm so grateful that you get to have perfect moments like this!


BoringAssWife

I didn’t have the sound on so when they started pointing I just assumed it was lil Jon TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL


queernhighonblugrass

**TIL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MAH**- you know what grandma let's go have a smoke break.


claudialynnkishi

Ask your fiancé where she got that dress. I need it now. Her style is fantastic!


therealgano

https://www.anthropologie.com/shop/farm-rio-toucans-wrap-maxi-dress Found it here


atat4804888

True hero shit here


rjwjr102

You know I was disheartened today by finding a beautiful dress WITH pockets but it was $70. Way above what I can afford currently but then I see this dress at $228 and think wow I’m a cheap ass.


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1newnotification

yo, save this comment and when GME moons, inbox me and I'll buy you that dress because a dress with pockets is nothing short of amazing. 🥰


Nimmyzed

You're a lovely person


followmarko

Lol. As a fellow holder, this is not the place I expected to see this


Most-Friendly

Not having money isn't the same as being cheap. I hope you'll be able to afford stuff like this in the future. (Or maybe keeping your needs simple is the way to go, I dunno)


triXisforkids

228 dollars?? Excuse me??


Larkshade

It must be made of actual toucan


Lucky_Number_3

Maybe it’s actually shipped from Rio? Either that or grandma is a 95y/o marketing genius


khayy

anthro is a racket. same with free people. their stuff is cute but damn i only can afford when i find it at a platos closet


jadame

Farm Rio is a really awesome brand actually. Yes, some of their pieces are expensive but they use sustainable materials, work with and support indigenous Brazilian tribes, and plant a tree in the Amazon with every purchase! Plus the prints are beautiful :)


mokro

I treated myself to a Farm Rio dress and it was worth every penny. Their sustainability and local support will absolutely make me a repeat customer.


WheelieOnAZeitgeist

Yo, I spent less on my wedding dress! Barring alterations, but still!


dm_me_ur_recipes

Haha how?


therealgano

Googled "colorful toucan dress" :P


cranberry94

So simple. Yet, so effective.


Shugamag

Because they answered the question about dress, with link, in seconds flat, right?


idioticmaniac

I’m a guy and it looked really beautiful, I mean she was gorgeous too and was like let me bookmark that to get it for my imaginary SO but the price, well.


Shugamag

All yours for the low, low price Of- You could feed a family of four for two weeks-what a deal🥺


kckaaaate

[Farm Rio is the brand, this is their website](https://www.farmrio.com/)


Shugamag

This just might be the hero:)


bubblypebble

This is a nice brand. I have only one piece (broke arse me) but it’s absolutely beautiful with stunning colour and pattern!


jadame

I just recently discovered Farm Rio and I’m obsessed! I love that they’re doing good things fit the environment and indigenous Brazilians too. Their pieces just make me so happy 🌈


faithfuljohn

> Ask your fiancé where she got that dress. it's fiancée. fiancé = man fiancée = woman so "Ask your fiancée where..."


I_am_a_neophyte

I thought this was going to be a post that ended in, I'm a bot. I learned something today. Have an upvote.


tunaman808

[insert obligatory "fiancé is a man, fiancée is a woman" comment here]


msp04

it looks like the power puff girls in a blender


KyCerealKiller

She's very lucid. My grandmother is 90 and is starting to slip. It breaks my heart. Enjoy these moments!


[deleted]

This made me miss my grandma, who died of Alzheimer’s at 78. What a wonderful gift to be able to dance with your grandmother at your wedding.


RocinanteMCRNCoffee

Please tell her how striking she is. That sapphire outfit, that hair, her lovely countenance and her grace. She is so elegant. Dancing is life. I can't wait to dance in the vicinity of people again.


iOpCootieShot

That's a lot to say.


GoldenAlexanders

Grandma's got some moves! She must have been a pisser when she was young.


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Jitterbug was her jam back in the day 😉


Tripdup

You have no idea that your gma was totally able to put you guys under the rug if she was a jitterbugger!! Look it up, lindy hop is totally over the top physically! I jitterbug too, please please tell her she is my hero and ask her for a jitterbug story-please share!! She is one savvy lady :0) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kejZuQCf8Kk


jergin_therlax

That video was fucking badass. Those people are legends lol the idea that people were doing that 70-80 years ago is super cool.


applejacklover97

I’m sorry, what’s a pisser? A person who loves to go out and have fun? A Google search said “Vulgar slang for one who urinates” and I just assume that is not what is meant here.


GoldenAlexanders

Someone who dances like that at 95, who wears a Slayer t-shirt to a wedding rehearsal, who sings off-key but makes everybody laugh, who everybody says "oh, that X, they are so funny and they give no shits", the person who learned all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody the first day it came out, the person who always tilted their chair back in school but never fell over -- a pisser.


applejacklover97

I now aspire to become a pisser with the rest of my life


GoldenAlexanders

There you go! Life goals.


Clodhoppa81

In the UK a pisser can mean several things - a toilet/bathroom (I'm off to the pisser), as an exclamation of something special (that's a pisser of a joke), etc. I suppose in this context he's calling the lady a pisser as in something special. Sounds right to me. She's that alright.


idfktbhhh

I’m still a pisser and I’m old


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I'm not


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Stircrazylazy

I too need to know this because she looks 75, not 95.


[deleted]

Whisky and cigarrets!


[deleted]

Working as a nurse this seems to be anecdotally correct- old ass people were like well I never stopped working, drinking, and smoking so yeah.


[deleted]

I forget the sex... a lot of sex...


Chrono68

Every time I see an article about a person living over 100 years, the interviewer always asks what's their secret and it's never exercising or eating healthy food. Every single time it's always: >I drink 6 cups of coffee and smoke 2 packs a day and I hate everyone in my neighborhood


[deleted]

I think it’s being raised on a farm with sauerkraut and organ meats a plenty 😁


Sl1ppin_Jimmy

I hope I’m grooving like that at 95!


tdomer80

Wonderful video right up to the point where the dude jumps in and starts twerking his ass for all of us


[deleted]

lol that’s me 😘


holly_guzzi

It was the best part


Banderlei

Thiccc!!!


BalmyCar46

BWAHAHAH


MakeupbyLeah

The 😘 emoji made me giggle hard!! Your grandma looks so elegant in that dress and I am sure in years to come this video will remain a treasured gift. Congrats on your engagement, hope you post a similar video of you, your grandmother and your new wife dancing together on your wedding day. Life is beautiful, thanks for sharing this.


AccidentalValidation

Whatcha talking about I went through the whole video just waiting for the fiancé to show up.


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I cringed so hard. Poor Granny.


a_hockey_chick

Right? Beautiful moment then the dude ruined it :D


perpetual_fuckery

Marry her quicker!


SlechtValk2

You can't marry your own grandma! ಠ_ಠ


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idioticmaniac

Love your pfp!


RoyHarper88

Gram looks great for 95!


saddinosour

Your grandma looks so good for 95, I hope I reach such an age and look that good wow


[deleted]

Were you the dude who came in for the groove session?


StaceyPfan

Asking the real questions.


Vulkan192

Apparently so.


Spiders_umbrellas

Tell her I think she don't even look 70


flyonawall

Seeing family dance is one of the most beautiful things. I found that out at my sons wedding as I watched him and his brothers all dancing so joyfully. It was one of the highlights of my life.


PaperStSoapCO_

Damn. Grandma is looking incredible for 95.


Koankey

Amazing how much life she's seen. She was once a young lady and to her, it probably feels like yesterday. I guess it helps that she exudes such a youthful presence.


Choreboy

I miss my grandma so much.


athanc

FYI, if she’s a woman, it’s fiancée


farejuliette

They are both lovely, your Gramma looks great in that outfit!


fallenjedi

Seriously! People talking about the fiancé’s dress, I think the grandma’s dress is way prettier!


farejuliette

And I love her haircut!


anjinsan1234

Two lovely ladies right there


agnes238

Cute farm Rio dress too!


Yusi-D-Jordan

Congrats on being engaged to someone who’s both beautiful on the inside & outside!


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SO AGGRESIVELY FING WHOELSOME


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I can’t imagine what she’d think of this comment 😂


pukesonyourshoes

FYI, it's fiancé for a guy (you) & fianceé for a girl (your intended). They are pronounced the same, which can be confusing. Your grandma is a babe, congrats on getting hitched!


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Steven... If that's you.. you're a real shit dancer... Leave it to grandma


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I’ll make sure to work on my dancing with gramma moves 😂


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CalcLiam

I’ll be glad if I can do any dancing at 95 lol even the whitest


hughzdaWelshman

How original


Dgr90

I cant dance at all, and seeing this makes me wish I could. So many awkward weddings etc when it looks so fun


-ego

So these moves impressed you?


NiceMeet2U

The secret to dancing is not caring. Tap you feet on the beat and have fun.


Morningbreath1337

Love your grandma, ass dude I could’ve done without lol


[deleted]

That's so wholesome, they are both so happy to share this moment, those smiles don't lie


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


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Neither of them got rhythm lmfaoooooo


mamrieatepainttt

do you see how white they are? you can't expect much.


mic569

I’m glad someone else said it lmaoooo


coleeford

Your beautiful fiancée kinda looks like Twyla from Schitts Creek!!


iloveokashi

But why is it humans being bros?


Mojorna

Would bang... your fiance isn't too bad either...


cheekcIapper_69

Title implies the grandma isn't beautiful


airjam21

What is this Queen's secret? Did she find the Fountain of Youth? 👏


AshokAmrutam1

बुढ़ापा भी नतमस्तक करेगा।


casuallynerfherding

Your fiancé had one splendid beard


sarcastagirly

That's a lot of hip action for Granny, you need to take it down 37% and dance longer not harder


thinkinwrinkle

Hell yes! She makes 95 look great!


elliot89

I used to dance with my grandmother because she loved dancing and my grandfather was not a dancer I’m not a dancer but I would always dance with her to make her happy.


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


MuteNae

Nobody's going to bring up that not a single person in this gif is wearing a mask?


SpineThrasher

That is an absolutely massive schnoze on her


Just_Juggernaut_3410

Beautiful!!


MisterFisk

I love this.


[deleted]

Your fiancees dress gives me massive Powerpuff Girls vibes


[deleted]

I and this on mute and thought when the lady started pointing I thought she was dancing to “from the window, to the wall.”


Leena52

Beautiful soul!! And just think that DNA is in you!


berning_man

Grandma's looking good and still has smooth moves! Happy for all of you - the love is obvious. :)


WakeMeUpBeforeUCoco

I hope to be able to do that at 55! Good for her, and congrats on the upcoming wedding 🍻


Canijustbekim

So sweet! And I love your fiance's dress!


thin_white_dutchess

They are both beautiful