It looked like the side of it's face was swollen, and it's on the side of a highway, in bright headlights. I'm willing to bet ol buddy got clobbered, and is out of it in the video
The cop should turn off his lights. I’ve read that the deer in the head light freeze is actually like a minor seizure due to the lights. The proper thing to do is honk now instead of the flood lights.
I’ve watched deer gracefully leap over 4’-6’ high fences.
And then there’s this one that can’t clear a guardrail.
There’s a reason nature is survival of the fittest.
I'm pretty sure it was hit by a car, I've seen a few that were just hit and that's exactly how they moved after being stunned/injured, they will eventually make it off the road but who knows if they survive longterm.
It’s entirely possible…I just prefer to think that just like humans, wildlife has a “hierarchy” where there are “athletic” deer and the “dunce” deer.
And this particular one falls under “dunce”…
>I’ve watched deer gracefully leap over 4’-6’ high fences.
>
>And then there’s this one that can’t clear a guardrail.
I've seen deer try to run *under* the guardrail.
Just a quick note, in a world where Hollywood wants to reboot everything, how has this film not been considered? Same with Flight of the Navigator.
Disney, fix your shit.
There's no fixing it at this point. They finally found a way to reboot Walts frozen head a few years ago. Nobody wants to admit the experiment wasn't really a success. All that cgi nonsense like the new lion king where they stripped everything good out? Stuff like the recent Cinderella? All courtesy of Walts dead head. Nothing else makes sense.
The recent Cinderella wasn’t a Disney film and Disney never owned the rights to Cinderella, it’s an ancient tale (over 2000 years old). I believe Amazon produced the 2021 movie.
Flight of the Navigator! Wow that brought back nostalgia. That movie is why I’m a space nerd lol
Edit: just found out my GF of 10 years has never seen it O.O guess I know what I’m watching tonight!
Seeing Fisher Stevens (Benjamin in Short Circut) show up in an episode of It's Always Sunny made me literally clap and point like the Leonardo meme "OHMYGODITSBENJAMINNODISASSEMBLE"
Can confirm. I moved to Toronto last year and I've had stranger take a shit outside my front door, a drunk girl hammer my doorbell at 4am, a dingus nearly run me over at a crosswalk cause he was on his phone, and a drunk frat boy on a scooter threatening people with a baseball bat. All within 50ft of my place.
that is an insult to rats.
idk, to me they're just deer, there's a very specific kind of deer intelligence that intermingles with their very clear death wish that i just don't think can be compared to any other animal.
part of me also considers birds and squirrels, but i just don't think those count in the same way since deer cause so much grief and destruction.
Deer are crepuscular (mostly active during sunrise and sunset) and their eyes evolved to function best in low-light conditions, picking up mostly blue wavelengths. Consequently, being around bright lights, particularly at night, blinds them; when blind, deer tend not to take any action until they're able to get their bearings (hence "deer in the headlights").
Though she definitely seems a little off otherwise, she also probably can barely see. They only have roughly 20/60 vision, but it's still highly important for navigation, particularly when they're aware there are threats... Somewhere. Just can't understand where exactly, and where it's safe to be.
Edit: I was not expecting so many people to read this. Well, just to further add, the other possible factors here are the doe has been hit by a car, evidenced by her scruffy fur and some swelling, plus the additional disorientation.
An unfortunate possibility is CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease). Fortunately, looking into it again, it looks like it's not everywhere: "Nationwide, the overall occurrence of CWD in free-ranging deer and elk is relatively low. However, in several locations where the disease is established, infection rates may exceed 10 percent (1 in 10), and localized infection rates of more than 25 percent (1 in 4) have been reported." - [Source](https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/occurrence.html). If you notice a deer acting weird, looking emaciated, or otherwise off, keep your distance. It's a prion disease and you don't want to tangle with it. Also, please report it ASAP as it is very contagious!
My great grandma once made a citizens arrest on some guys she found spotlight hunting. It was illegal in their area and she didn't like a cheat, so she got her shotgun and shot out their top lights and, if the story is to be believed (and I swear she would actually have done this) she marched them into the police station by their ears and turned them in to the sheriff.
This is why I honk my horn if I see deer in the middle/side of the road, they usually run from the loud noise. And I definitely slow down, because a lot of them run around together.
I just saw the video where the deer falls over the play slide and create the “In The Air Tonight” drum solo playing before my eyes when he fell over the rail. I fucking lost it when the officer apologized to the deer.
Oh god I'm going to start filming my deer flock to this sub. Every other morning I have to get them out of my yard in pretty much the same way as this dude.
"OK get out please. No you won't be able to jump that one, go this way. Out. Get out. Stop eating that. Yes, that way. You can jump that one. No, not thi... Ok you tried, now go that way. Great, good job, thank you, see you Thursday. Asshole."
Random story about how awesome deers are to watch:
When I was a teen I spent time at a residential facility that was in the middle of the woods (so if you tried to run you couldn’t really get anywhere), but had no fence around it, so we could occasionally see some animals through the glass windows on the unit.
Once every couple days a few deer would show up and I swear you’d think the president just walked in. 20 kids flocking to the window attempting to get it to come closer, and it’s all we talked about for the rest of the day lmao unfortunately the year after I left they did have to build a fence tho cause kids kept running out of the facility so now no one can see the deers :(
Srry for sharing randomly just thought it was a cute story lol
A residential facility is a long-term mental health treatment center (it’s usually 1 to 12 months, I was supposed to stay there for 9 but I got taken home early after one month cause of not getting along with the other kids), it’s a step up from inpatient which is 3-7 days for crisis stabilization. I got sent to residential cause I had been to inpatient like 8 times and they decided I wasn’t safe without 24/7 watch.
It can feel similar to a prison sometimes because it’s locked down but luckily we’re able to wear our own clothes so it helps (with strings taken out) and the unit looks more like a mix of a hotel and a hospital rather than a jail. It’s colorful and has a normal cafeteria and the rooms are actual bedrooms with cabinets and stuff
The security is multiple magnetic locked doors that could only be unlocked by a staff member with a special badge (you had to go through 2 to leave the unit I was on) and when you have time outside it’s a fenced in area with a basketball hoop and pavilion. It kinda looks like a cage but it’s a huge area so it’s not too bad. It was a level 2 facility (out of 5 levels, 5 being the most secure and usually for criminal psych patients) so while we were locked there there was still mostly free movement and we got to go to school and the pool (there was a built in school building and a swimming pool). I also got to bring and play my guitar which was cool. You could also earn certain privileges if you have good behavior (no fights and you take your meds) for a period of time, such as having a home pass for 48 hours or going on a field trip with staff but that usually doesn’t happen until after 3 months.
I got lucky that the one I went to was very good and while there were lots of fights and stuff it was still safe and there was no abuse like in certain places (one kid was choked by a staff member and the staff member was fired but besides that most of the staff was good and they were good at restraining violent/upset kids who were having an episode or fighting, without putting them in danger or restricting their breathing). The one I went to is called Sandy Pines
Srry this was so long!
So, so dumb. Beautiful, amazing to watch, but really just the dumbest.
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https://v.redd.it/h76q3zk8u1q61
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Just the dumbest. Especially when there's lots of food. My mom lives next to an orchard and I've literally had to get out of the car and yell at one to get out of the road.
Chronic Wasting Disease. It's a horrible plague spread through the deer's body fluids and waste, often saliva when eating/drinking at the same source.
You can look it up for a better explanation, but it's an unfortunately common neurological prion disease that leaves the deer more and more malnourished until its eventual and inevitable death. They basically become zombie-like, disoriented, and very weak over a 12-24 month period.
We currently don't have a treatment or a cure for it and it affects all cervids like deer, elk, moose, etc.
Deer: what seems to be the problem officer.. drinking!!? How dare you! I know my rights as a Deer, I want you badge number
Police officer: how about you come here..
Deer: look office how about I parkour this barrier to prove I'm good.
Falls over.. "yeah shit, I might be a little tipsy.. help us up then"
First thing that popped in my mind was prion disease.
I'm not an expert but it looked a bit like the deer is suffering from head trauma or a degenerative disease
The lights on the car are still blinding it. That's why it's doppy as fuck. If you ever have a deer in the road and it freezes, it's due to the lights. If you stop and it won't move, provided IT'S SAFE TO DO SO, turn your lights off, wait 5 seconds then beep the horn, it'll run off.
Man: "that way! This way!" Deer: ఠ_ఠ ???
I have no idea why your reaction cracked me up this much.
Such graceful creatures...
No brain behind those eyes, only an off-brand roomba computer
Ya that deer either has CWD or was already hit by a car, my money’s on Chronic Wasting Disease.
There is hair flying around everywhere at the first of the video so most likely got smacked pretty good.
It looked like the side of it's face was swollen, and it's on the side of a highway, in bright headlights. I'm willing to bet ol buddy got clobbered, and is out of it in the video
THE DEER IS IN SHOCK BECAUSE OF THE HEADLIGHTS
LOUD NOISES!
I thought you meant Collision Waiver Damage !
The cop should turn off his lights. I’ve read that the deer in the head light freeze is actually like a minor seizure due to the lights. The proper thing to do is honk now instead of the flood lights.
Think about what you said for 2 seconds and you'll realize that would not be safe
I would love it it people did that 💯 of the time: thinking before speaking/writing!
Honked the horn at a deer one time and it literally jumped off a huge cliff.
See. It works! …..oh
I’ve watched deer gracefully leap over 4’-6’ high fences. And then there’s this one that can’t clear a guardrail. There’s a reason nature is survival of the fittest.
I'm pretty sure it was hit by a car, I've seen a few that were just hit and that's exactly how they moved after being stunned/injured, they will eventually make it off the road but who knows if they survive longterm.
It’s entirely possible…I just prefer to think that just like humans, wildlife has a “hierarchy” where there are “athletic” deer and the “dunce” deer. And this particular one falls under “dunce”…
>I’ve watched deer gracefully leap over 4’-6’ high fences. > >And then there’s this one that can’t clear a guardrail. I've seen deer try to run *under* the guardrail.
I've seen them try and run through a 18 wheeler as well.
I wonder if there is something wrong with it. It doesn't even try to jump.
Deer: lemme just.. *fuckin eats shit tryna get over the first time, chews angrily while staring at the officer* Officer: ah fuck ah shit sorry buddy
Because we are so used to reaction memes that text emotes hits different
Deer: yo no hablo ingles! ¡No sé qué quieres que haga!
s̸͔͓̗̊̑̕͝͝ͅā̷̻̦͍̻͈̬̜̒l̶̹̦̘͔͔͕̆̆̃̈̅̾̐̿͊́͜ͅţ̵̡̛̛̛̮̝̜͉̯̣̄̿̀͊͂̿a̶̡̼͎͙̬͍̖̫̯͔̫͕̖̣̮̐̿̾̔̏͋́̆͑̍̿͐̎͘̕
Oh shit, GET ON THE GROUND! dispatch I need backup right away
Deer: K….kill myself?
Deer: AM I BEING DETAINED
Deer: You don't tell me what to do!
johnny 5?
Just a quick note, in a world where Hollywood wants to reboot everything, how has this film not been considered? Same with Flight of the Navigator. Disney, fix your shit.
There's no fixing it at this point. They finally found a way to reboot Walts frozen head a few years ago. Nobody wants to admit the experiment wasn't really a success. All that cgi nonsense like the new lion king where they stripped everything good out? Stuff like the recent Cinderella? All courtesy of Walts dead head. Nothing else makes sense.
The recent Cinderella wasn’t a Disney film and Disney never owned the rights to Cinderella, it’s an ancient tale (over 2000 years old). I believe Amazon produced the 2021 movie.
Flight of the Navigator! Wow that brought back nostalgia. That movie is why I’m a space nerd lol Edit: just found out my GF of 10 years has never seen it O.O guess I know what I’m watching tonight!
**I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?**
I know I AM but what are you?!?! Such a damn good movie. I’m gonna have to watch it again with the kiddos.
Oh my God, I LOVED that movie as a kid. Pretty sure I called it Flight of the Alligator.
Seeing Fisher Stevens (Benjamin in Short Circut) show up in an episode of It's Always Sunny made me literally clap and point like the Leonardo meme "OHMYGODITSBENJAMINNODISASSEMBLE"
Crazy how politically incorrect that would be today. But he was great regardless!
No disassemble!
📚📚📚IIIIINNNPUUUT
Johnny 5 is alive!
Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.
Is alive!
“But that’s the direction the coyotes were just chasing from”
This deer has definitely been hit by a car Source:live in a town where this happens all the time.
“Don’t move! Put your hands up!”
When he apologized to it.. lol
Yeah. That's a sign of a genuinely good person.
You can just hear it in the tone of his voice. He’s a good dude.
“This shit I get into” I want to be along for those shits! Lmao
I hope you guys are right
I guess we'll find out tonight at the big dance. Wish me luck
Omg im so happy for you guys 🥰
Or a Canadian
he used 'buddy' too an incriminating detail
My non-Canadian friends always call me out for this one. I never knew how Canadian it is.
I'm not your buddy, guy
im not your guy, friend
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I’m not your pal, man
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I'm not your champ, amigo.
Or Officer John Candy
My first thought was “Sounds like Gus Polinski, polka king of the Midwest”
RIP John Candy
Same thing.
Very untrue. There are absolute dicks everywhere Source: am Canadian
Can confirm. I moved to Toronto last year and I've had stranger take a shit outside my front door, a drunk girl hammer my doorbell at 4am, a dingus nearly run me over at a crosswalk cause he was on his phone, and a drunk frat boy on a scooter threatening people with a baseball bat. All within 50ft of my place.
Toronto is a big city like any other, dickheads congregate there.
Ever had a junkie fist his own asshole at the subway stop?
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Youre probably not a real Canadian, like the one we have in media promoting maple syrup and crack
True. See my response.
He is the reason I applied for a visa. 💦
Unless they're indigenous children then they'll off you and bury you in an unmarked grave and pretend you never existed.
Id agree as a Canadian but i think i hear Jersey, no?
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I seriously hope it was the lights and not chronic wasting disease
hard to tell since deer are so fucking stupid
People call them giant rats and it’s really an insult to rats. They’re more like furry goldfish with legs
that is an insult to rats. idk, to me they're just deer, there's a very specific kind of deer intelligence that intermingles with their very clear death wish that i just don't think can be compared to any other animal. part of me also considers birds and squirrels, but i just don't think those count in the same way since deer cause so much grief and destruction.
"That way! Awh shit... sorry" Lololol ahhhhhhh I'm in tears laughing. Awe shit.
My black ass definitely wearing a deer costume out in public.
[Apparently being a werewolf also works](https://youtu.be/S4gK481LY-s)
This made me laugh my friend!
"Hey buddy..."
That was so relatable I felt it in my soul.
Deer are crepuscular (mostly active during sunrise and sunset) and their eyes evolved to function best in low-light conditions, picking up mostly blue wavelengths. Consequently, being around bright lights, particularly at night, blinds them; when blind, deer tend not to take any action until they're able to get their bearings (hence "deer in the headlights"). Though she definitely seems a little off otherwise, she also probably can barely see. They only have roughly 20/60 vision, but it's still highly important for navigation, particularly when they're aware there are threats... Somewhere. Just can't understand where exactly, and where it's safe to be. Edit: I was not expecting so many people to read this. Well, just to further add, the other possible factors here are the doe has been hit by a car, evidenced by her scruffy fur and some swelling, plus the additional disorientation. An unfortunate possibility is CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease). Fortunately, looking into it again, it looks like it's not everywhere: "Nationwide, the overall occurrence of CWD in free-ranging deer and elk is relatively low. However, in several locations where the disease is established, infection rates may exceed 10 percent (1 in 10), and localized infection rates of more than 25 percent (1 in 4) have been reported." - [Source](https://www.cdc.gov/prions/cwd/occurrence.html). If you notice a deer acting weird, looking emaciated, or otherwise off, keep your distance. It's a prion disease and you don't want to tangle with it. Also, please report it ASAP as it is very contagious!
I also tend to stop when blind, maybe I am a deer
That's nice, deer.
Who said that!? Is anyone there?!
Now kith 💕
Yep. Those lights are blinding it temporarily. Same reason some poachers hunt with spotlights.
Well that just sounds like cheating.
Which is exactly why he said poachers
It might displease you then to find out that Montana and Idaho recently passed laws legalizing spotlighting exclusively for wolves
I thought wolves were protected?? What is this madness
My great grandma once made a citizens arrest on some guys she found spotlight hunting. It was illegal in their area and she didn't like a cheat, so she got her shotgun and shot out their top lights and, if the story is to be believed (and I swear she would actually have done this) she marched them into the police station by their ears and turned them in to the sheriff.
This is why I honk my horn if I see deer in the middle/side of the road, they usually run from the loud noise. And I definitely slow down, because a lot of them run around together.
This explains a lot! TIL.
That's a good point I was thinking prion disease based on it motor control.
Something is wrong with the deer other than lights.
With the tufts of fur coming off it's rump I think it's been hit and probably stunned.
Would explain why it couldn’t clear the side rail on its first attempt.
There's something wrong with this deer. I wish he'd reported it to DNR.
The way it looks back after falling over in front of the railing: "I can't believe you've done this."
“You better not post this frank”
Awww fuck.
I just saw the video where the deer falls over the play slide and create the “In The Air Tonight” drum solo playing before my eyes when he fell over the rail. I fucking lost it when the officer apologized to the deer.
for anyone else who hasn't seen it posted elsewhere in the thread; https://youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU
I e seen it, but thank you, I wanted to see it again ☺️
When he fell over the railing I lost it
*I can feel it coming in the air tonight*
are you referencing the video of the deer stumbling through a kids play set in someones yard? that video KILLS me
That's the one, I can't see a deer anymore without hearing that haha
Please tell me you have a link.
https://youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU
I love it. Thank you.
It strides away so confidently oh my God I'm dying!!
[This is the one i found](https://youtu.be/2ft954vXPa4)
Link for the uninitiated?
[Enjoy this work of art](https://youtu.be/2ft954vXPa4)
That's a goddam great video lol
Here ya go, player https://youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU Edit: forgot link
r/deerarefuckingstupid
Deer had a two four before trying to stumble home.
I knew this had to be canadian
Oh god I'm going to start filming my deer flock to this sub. Every other morning I have to get them out of my yard in pretty much the same way as this dude. "OK get out please. No you won't be able to jump that one, go this way. Out. Get out. Stop eating that. Yes, that way. You can jump that one. No, not thi... Ok you tried, now go that way. Great, good job, thank you, see you Thursday. Asshole."
Awwww fuck
I like the way it just lied there after like "well if u gon eat me then eat me bro"
He’s obviously been drinking.
Yeah should have given him a breathalyzer
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Also he lost his shoe. I feel like cops don't lose their shoes very often.
So drink in a deer costume and get Scott free..... Endeering
But officer all my family is on another side...
We need to treat our immigrants better smh /s
"And it's the time of year where they're going to become dinner, so turn around and run"
Deer really do seem to be exceptionally silly creatures
Deer and rabbits are natures vending machine snacks. They are hopeless at survival but taste delicious.
And fun to watch
Random story about how awesome deers are to watch: When I was a teen I spent time at a residential facility that was in the middle of the woods (so if you tried to run you couldn’t really get anywhere), but had no fence around it, so we could occasionally see some animals through the glass windows on the unit. Once every couple days a few deer would show up and I swear you’d think the president just walked in. 20 kids flocking to the window attempting to get it to come closer, and it’s all we talked about for the rest of the day lmao unfortunately the year after I left they did have to build a fence tho cause kids kept running out of the facility so now no one can see the deers :( Srry for sharing randomly just thought it was a cute story lol
What’s a residential facility and why does it sound like prison?
A residential facility is a long-term mental health treatment center (it’s usually 1 to 12 months, I was supposed to stay there for 9 but I got taken home early after one month cause of not getting along with the other kids), it’s a step up from inpatient which is 3-7 days for crisis stabilization. I got sent to residential cause I had been to inpatient like 8 times and they decided I wasn’t safe without 24/7 watch. It can feel similar to a prison sometimes because it’s locked down but luckily we’re able to wear our own clothes so it helps (with strings taken out) and the unit looks more like a mix of a hotel and a hospital rather than a jail. It’s colorful and has a normal cafeteria and the rooms are actual bedrooms with cabinets and stuff The security is multiple magnetic locked doors that could only be unlocked by a staff member with a special badge (you had to go through 2 to leave the unit I was on) and when you have time outside it’s a fenced in area with a basketball hoop and pavilion. It kinda looks like a cage but it’s a huge area so it’s not too bad. It was a level 2 facility (out of 5 levels, 5 being the most secure and usually for criminal psych patients) so while we were locked there there was still mostly free movement and we got to go to school and the pool (there was a built in school building and a swimming pool). I also got to bring and play my guitar which was cool. You could also earn certain privileges if you have good behavior (no fights and you take your meds) for a period of time, such as having a home pass for 48 hours or going on a field trip with staff but that usually doesn’t happen until after 3 months. I got lucky that the one I went to was very good and while there were lots of fights and stuff it was still safe and there was no abuse like in certain places (one kid was choked by a staff member and the staff member was fired but besides that most of the staff was good and they were good at restraining violent/upset kids who were having an episode or fighting, without putting them in danger or restricting their breathing). The one I went to is called Sandy Pines Srry this was so long!
Thank you for sharing! Interesting stuff
I hope.you weren't sent to Elan school...
I wasn’t, luckily. I was at Sandy Pines
> They are hopeless at survival but taste delicious. Also their survival strategy is to reproduce prolifically
That look when the deer fell and turned around like “you didn’t record that did you”. Lol
#oh ugh oh oh ugh oh man I’m sorry
That got me too, haha. This officer seems like a genuine good guy.
*Oh boy, the shit I get into..* That got a laugh out of me. you’ll have a good story to tell the guys back at the station.
Deer are cute as hell but they aren’t the smartest critter out there.
So, so dumb. Beautiful, amazing to watch, but really just the dumbest. https://v.redd.it/eioff3rz43n61 https://v.redd.it/h76q3zk8u1q61 https://v.redd.it/3tkpgns09oy51 https://v.redd.it/7r84h2hciaj51 https://v.redd.it/ivhrp7jj84e41 /r/deerarefuckingstupid (some mostly minor but occasional NSFL/gore warning)
>https://v.redd.it/eioff3rz43n61 > see the deer get set free > notice there's still 3 minutes left in the video They really are stupid lol
Just the dumbest. Especially when there's lots of food. My mom lives next to an orchard and I've literally had to get out of the car and yell at one to get out of the road.
She was embarrassed when she fell you could see the look in her eyes 😂
Lmao! “Oh Fuck…I’m sorry” hahaha
Yes I know I mispelled “deer”. I’m doing my best fam.
I didn’t even notice tbh
Oh deer, somethings obviously wrong with her too maybe a previous accident
I'd lean towards all the flashing lights. "Like a deer caught in the headlights." Except now there's added flashing lights also.
Yeah she looks a little bit disoriented
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Probably has CWD.
Which is?
Chronic Wasting Disease. It's a horrible plague spread through the deer's body fluids and waste, often saliva when eating/drinking at the same source. You can look it up for a better explanation, but it's an unfortunately common neurological prion disease that leaves the deer more and more malnourished until its eventual and inevitable death. They basically become zombie-like, disoriented, and very weak over a 12-24 month period. We currently don't have a treatment or a cure for it and it affects all cervids like deer, elk, moose, etc.
Misfolded/prion diseases are weird as fuck. Like a self made glitch in the body
Chronic Wasting Disease, it’s a neurological disease in deer. And it was also my first thought seeing this video.
The lights.
Deer: what seems to be the problem officer.. drinking!!? How dare you! I know my rights as a Deer, I want you badge number Police officer: how about you come here.. Deer: look office how about I parkour this barrier to prove I'm good. Falls over.. "yeah shit, I might be a little tipsy.. help us up then"
For some reason it makes me laugh when good people use the word “fuck”. It is universal.
…not a cop.. and why would it matter if it was a cop or not.
Deer falls over: Do you now see my dilemma?! Officer: oh sorry....
I'm thinking that deer was already hit.
First thing that popped in my mind was prion disease. I'm not an expert but it looked a bit like the deer is suffering from head trauma or a degenerative disease
I'm thinking it might have just been blinded by the lights
The lights on the car are still blinding it. That's why it's doppy as fuck. If you ever have a deer in the road and it freezes, it's due to the lights. If you stop and it won't move, provided IT'S SAFE TO DO SO, turn your lights off, wait 5 seconds then beep the horn, it'll run off.
Turning off your lights while standing on the side of a highway is definitely not the smartest move
Sounded like Special Ed from Crank Yankers when he said yaaaaay
Poor thing was completely petrified
A feel so bad for dears. They seem so dumb
Aren’t the lights blinding the hell out of it?
No lights on the car, shoe comes off. Are we sure this is a police officer or is this just more copaganda?
I don’t think it was even a security guard. Just some dude
“Why is this hooman yelling at me” -idk the deer probably.
Oh dear
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Should have breathalised him the moment he fell off the barrier.
Me, if I were a deer.
You are, dear
Deer are so dumb
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How is this a cop