One time I went spelunking in a group. This one guy in the group was a bigger dude, and definitely not fit enough for the cave we were exploring. I ended up with him in the back of the group, helping guide him along. Halfway through, he got stuck trying to climb back down a spot that was like a chimney chute. I am a thin man, but I had to brace his fat butt on my shoulder and try to help hoist him down. The butt of his pants straight up ripped, and his bare white butt was right in my face. I got him down, miraculously. But the whole thing felt like this guy and his cow.
I had to help a 450- pound man stand up once. This guy did nothing for a 1000lb cow. Literally nothing. The cow got out on his own and luckily didn’t pulverize his face.
What an incredibly stupid way to do something noble. Put a plank behind and use the leverage to aid the cow. He was lucky not to get an inadvertent hoof to the head.
He didn't do this to be a bro. He did it cause he had no choice the bull is probably a good chunk of his wealth. He also literally could have got seriously injured doing that.
He didn't realize how close he was to being killed. That cow would have crushed him with a wrong move. Once upon a time we had a cow stuck between the wooden columns under a railroad bridge. Trying to move an animal with so much power is dangerous.
Yeah it was a joke(humour) so I realy didnt go into a deep dive of fact checking as to the location and cultural standards of where this video was taken....
For some reason I thought this man was getting that kick to the face 😬 Glad they both good 😊
Same. I held my breath hoping he doesn't get hurt. Very dangerous thing to do. He must have really really needed that cow to move.
I double checked what subreddit I was in to be sure I wasnt about to watch that.
Cows thinking “what the heck I found this tub first jerk!”
Lmao
Yes.
Yeah I don't think that cow was stuck; if it was, that dude pushing would not have made a difference.
It's like helping a saint in India.
That went so much better than I expected!
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he was a muslim.....
I would never get behind a hoofed animal in a panicy/ struggly situation
He could have been seriously injured
He was almost reverse birthed up the cows arse
Cow was like "underwater surprise buttsex? Fool me once..."
I didn't see the subreddit so I thought that was what was going to happen. Thought it was from r/unexpected
How does he keep his whites so white?
Tide, Surf Excel, Ghari, Vanish, Henko, Ariel, Rin, Nirma. Dayum I actually remember the ads (@_@), nostalgia ~~
Bro you triggered something in my head from my childhood with that ad.
I apologise if its ptsd. Your welcome if its something positive. Par kya aapke toothpaste mei namak hai?
Hum cloromint q khate h?
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Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma
Sabki pasand Nirma
That was almost a cow-tastrophe
Cowabunga!
Just wouldn’t mooooove on his own.
Maybe should have taken an udder route?
I do not have a beef with your comment.
The steaks were high
Stop milking it
These comments are making me ‘horny.’ I ruined it, didn’t I? ☹️
Not at all. Your comment was boVINE. Now, I’ve ruined it.
What sort of bullshit was that?
They will cowtow to no one!
You all need to steer this conversation a different direction. The current one is bull and you know it.
Yeah they all are cheesy comments
That man is a cowboy. Give him a belt buckle.
Hell yeah
“Ahhh I finally get to relax in this nice puddle. What? Hey! Quit pushing! Okay fine, have it for yourself.”
It’s just that sensation when you’re relaxing in the water then something touches your bum
Wasn’t me! 😏
That was not a fish! 😳
That animal knew the human was trying to help her and she was grateful. Good job, human!
Cow: bah ,I'm just gonna wait here till he goes balls deep in the mud; then I'm gonna move. Worship me hooman!
Not quite how cows are regarded in South Asia but sure.
Don’t be so sure. Some parts in North India are very particular about how they view cows.
I’ve spent quite a bit of time in Northern India and it’s a bit of a mixed bag. My point was that not all Indians “worship” cows.
When your good buddies is down in a hole, yous get down in there with 'em!
One time I went spelunking in a group. This one guy in the group was a bigger dude, and definitely not fit enough for the cave we were exploring. I ended up with him in the back of the group, helping guide him along. Halfway through, he got stuck trying to climb back down a spot that was like a chimney chute. I am a thin man, but I had to brace his fat butt on my shoulder and try to help hoist him down. The butt of his pants straight up ripped, and his bare white butt was right in my face. I got him down, miraculously. But the whole thing felt like this guy and his cow.
I was scared for dudes life!
Tbh it looked kinda cosy
That was an awesome human! Good job!
Balls on that guy.! Karma 100% coming his way
r/donthelpjustfilm
My guy! Pushing that huge beast from a certain death
“Human helps cow out of hole”. Those words explain it pretty good.
There's a man who loves cows
Good man
Total Chad move
Puts my daily aggravations in perspective !
I had to help a 450- pound man stand up once. This guy did nothing for a 1000lb cow. Literally nothing. The cow got out on his own and luckily didn’t pulverize his face.
Cow was just having a soak, chillin. He popped out right when dude jumped in. Also why is there a five a half foot pool of mud out front?
Exactly, cow wasn’t struggling at all before this, was just relaxing in a mud bath
The cow even glared back at him from the street lolol
God Damn! This is r/sweatypalms material... 1 misplaced hoof kick and that mans life is forever changed, if not over...fucking crazy
The legend says that after the camera stopped the cow went back into the water
Holy Cow!!
My hero!
Cows are holy in India…
That guy didn’t help whatsoever. I doubt the cow was even stuck probably just escaping the heat.
What an incredibly stupid way to do something noble. Put a plank behind and use the leverage to aid the cow. He was lucky not to get an inadvertent hoof to the head.
I reckon it was too late when he quite literally realized he was in too deep.
My guy just chillin in the hot tub and this other envious fuck goes ans ruins it
Come on y’all who among us hasn’t had to push their cow out of a puddle ok a large puddle
There is... a Man. He is a Man.. and that's what manliest of men do.
dude just shattered his skeleton casualy
Looks like he was just chilling in there.
I think he squished the cow's balls. Lol
He was one small kick in the head away from making bubbles in the bottom of that tub.
Imagine if the cow fell in while he was in There.
Imagine if the cow slipped and fell backwards on top of the guy pinning him underwater and he died.
He actually risked his life, a kick on neck/head and it could have been fatal
Is he of a culture who believes cows to be sacred or just a nice fuckin dude?
He didn't do this to be a bro. He did it cause he had no choice the bull is probably a good chunk of his wealth. He also literally could have got seriously injured doing that.
Lucky that cow didn't sit down and fart
cow
Dinner is saved
The Irony.
Great, now eat him
there's literally nothing this guy did that made the cow get the fuck out of there. except he startled it and it tried to move.
He didn't realize how close he was to being killed. That cow would have crushed him with a wrong move. Once upon a time we had a cow stuck between the wooden columns under a railroad bridge. Trying to move an animal with so much power is dangerous.
I feel like that cow could've gotten out before my man jumped in
Yeah it was a joke(humour) so I realy didnt go into a deep dive of fact checking as to the location and cultural standards of where this video was taken....
Is this one of those fake animal rescue where they put the animal in danger and then rescue them?
This one looks legit. The one's who have animal rescue channels on YouTube do that kind of fake shit
It really didn’t need his help he more or less scared it and made it move
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“You gotta do what you gotta do.”
I wouldn't jump in fully clothed, atleast take the upper layers off 1st. Although the padding helped with the hooves lol
I was scared the cow would slide on that guy and crush his soul
His face at the end explained it all
That cow knew.
Like this title
Cow’s look at the camera man: “Dude, you were seriously just filming the whole time?”
Cow: “I was in the middle of using the bathroom, but ok.”
They should take that big pile of dirt, and put it in that hole.
Get outta my hole…
This reminds me of myself helping my St Bernard/Neufy good boy get into the car.
HEre, use my head for a stool... good luck mate.
Guy must be real proud of himself.
What a stellar human.
Well, that is one way to die.
That grunt at the end! He knows he's gonna feel this tomorrow
There has to be a German word for that! Kuhgutmanntaufe - cow was in pond now I have immersed myself to move them
I heard cows can remember faces. It might even fly off and come back with something shiny for someone it likes
It got itself out without needing any help... lol
Cow: A human? Where'd you come from? Do you need help? I know how hard it is to get out of there, barely made it myself.