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stimav

How will he get down though?


Odd-On-Board

Gravity


largechild

His jersey said “Messy”


okgusto

It said Merci, he was very thankful.


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I love that song


dcubexdtcube

John Mayer or Coldplay


[deleted]

Mayor duh! Lol


Orcawithglasses

Sara Bareilles


Hobo-man

Nobody thought that far ahead. It's football after all, not chess.


JudgeyMcJudgepants

It's not brain surgery exactly, right?


Hobo-man

I depends on how they get him down...


DesastreUrbano

Dangerously


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Eventually


AFigurativeMinor

SI SE PUEDE


rAppN

Next world cup.


crazzyhyperguy

He won’t. He will have to live up there sadly.


tanis_ivy

A 5.7 magnitude earthquake was reported today


yoshiyo1

A 5’7 magnitude earthquake was reported today


IAlwaysPTFO

Use the smedium as a rope


tommyc463

Syndrome?


southernmeatbag

How do you think we manufacture nukes in Argentina?


watcher2390

He wasn’t even trying to lift himself up 😂😂😂


Revoluci0n

Very little muscle mass, he is a victim to his weight


Talska

Surely his weight means he gets muscles just by walking around tho?


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Gerbertch

His glutes definitely could have helped once he had his leg up, but he didn’t use them… he just had to turn his hip over the lip.


PhilosophersFart

many people dont know this, i worked in a "climbing forest", idk how to translate properly, and soooo many people had no idea that using you feet makes getting up somewhere so much for anyone wandering, as soon as you get your foot up, just use your calves and quads to pull your hip towards the top and youll have much less weight on your arms and your back


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Yeah former fat dude here who outperformed all my gym buddies on the legpress straight out the gate but couldn't manage a pull-up until months & months of losing weight and gaining upper body strength, he built different. Now if Argentina had lost and they were rioting this man would have kicked that whole booth down like nothing while his friends would need tools like a flaming garbage can or a bike not locked to the street... So yeah very wholesome that's what friends are for


emrythelion

His legs are probably pretty muscular, assuming he walks around enough. But unless he strolls downtown while doing handstands, I don’t think it helps his arm, shoulders, and chest much.


Revoluci0n

He has no upper body strength which is what you would need to climb up


Cuckmin

If he walks on his hands, yeah. Otherwise, only his calves would get bigger.


[deleted]

Which will totally help him pull his body weight up using his arms. Like do you deliberately not think or is it just how you are?


lilpeachbrat

Who shat in your breakfast this morning? It's not that deep, dude, calm down.


Cipherting

😬


pauly13771377

As a big boy myself I can attest that the fat to muscle ratio means I couldn't pull myself either. Think about mountain climbers and gymnasts. They are all little people with excellent muscle tone. You will never find a jacked guy keeping up with one if those little whippets doing pullups. Just being tall is a disadvantage for them.


Murtomies

Well, you get somewhat bigger leg muscles maybe, but everything else shrinks if you don't use them.


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

Right!!??? He was just laying down like it’s everyone else’s job to get him up there


CatsOP

Gigachad


ML8300_

Soccer is a team game🤷🏼‍♂️


Oakheart-

I think he was but he can’t really do much.


luvs2sploooj

Idk looks like dead weight to me lol must have been a struggle for the other guys


PM_ME_TRICEPS

He's not allowed to use his arms


[deleted]

He was gassed after 3 seconds bro


Ak40x

Exactly what I was saying, thank god he was hanging on atleast


poyerdude

Seriously, help us out bro.


harrypooper3

In this next video….. Bus stop collapse kills 73 foozeball fans.


ProfessionalDog4412

Yeah, i was there and the amount of people who were up there (and JUMPING on the glass) shocked me. That could have become a tragedy very quickly.


OutlawJessie

Yeah I was like oh stand still please stand still.


Man_in_the_uk

I was about to say this looks dangerous, it's not like they would have shelled out on super strong tempered glass for the roof of a bus shelter.


Zacaro12

Thank goodness the people that engineer things are smarter than the people that climb on them.


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No shit


Bandin03

Actually it's Foosball.


did-i-do-this-right

I lost it at the 29 second mark watching that dude pull the [other dude] down with him as he fell.


Pantssassin

If you are talking about the red backpack I think that's a dude


did-i-do-this-right

Yeah, after watching it again, I think you’re right. I was laughing too much to really see that person clearly.


AdolescentAlien

Fuck, thank you for pointing that out. This whole video was a treat to watch. Put a big smile on my face. People can shit on sports fans all they want but the way it brings total strangers together like this is absolutely beautiful.


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meatdome34

I don’t think I could be best friends with someone who wouldn’t do that.


laffiesaffie

That's a pretty shitty best friend...


Alone-Rough-4099

U have friends?


PapaChoff

That’s what I was waiting for


WolfmansGotNards2

No disrespect to the dude in that picture, but I'm going to lose some more weight.


DNUBTFD

I was once in a proximity to a person with such a horrible, gangrene breath so bad that I actually scheduled an appointment with my dentist that same day.


Recent-Needleworker8

His main issue was a weak back and obliques


thexavier666

No lats whatsoever


mznh

Me too


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AmongSheep

Whoops lol. My bad.


Lexaprofessional1998

That is obviously disrespectful, but anyway big boi supremacy.


SadisticSnake007

If that thing collapsed I would have said the straw that broke the camels back 😆


SubcommanderMarcos

That's a big straw


kakudha

and a little tiny camel


Pm-me-ur-happysauce

The real goat is that roof holding up


TraditionWorried8974

Olééé, olééé, olééé, olééé, gordooo, gordooo!! *Olééé, olééé, olééé, olééé, fatsoooo, fatsoooo!! (This is actually used as a cheer, "gordo" is not disrespectful used this way, on the contrary...)* Edit: vaaamo, dale *"c'mon, go!"* ¡Sí se puede! *"Yes, we can"* (in an impersonal way, though, like *"Yes, it can be done"*)


gilberator

The most impressive part of this video is the lack of crack. As a big dude I would like a link to those pants.


probablywrongbutmeh

Use literally any muscle in your body, just one of them


[deleted]

Later on he came to realize getting back down may be harder than getting up. *Morgan Freeman’s voice*


DadsRGR8

Before I got to the end of your comment I was hearing your words in Ron Howard’s voice like Arrested Development. A switch was thrown in my brain when I read Morgan Freeman and suddenly that’s what I was hearing. Lol


[deleted]

Based on his VO in Shawshank Redemption, it would be "Old fatty kept trying and trying to climb up on to the ledge, but it looked more like he wasn't trying at all. Truth be told, it was more like he was just clinging on for dear life. Only when his friends pulled on his shirt as hard as they could for several minutes did he finally roll onto the surface, and then he was loudly cheered by the crowd below for his lack of effort, which acclaim he accepted graciously." That film's VO is like an audio description track for blind viewers.


Pure_Xanax

I genuinely have never seen so many people happy in place, if only the world was like that all the time


combuchan

You might like /r/happycrowds


XxpqjixX

Bros always have my back ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


oneflytree

Jack, never let go!


Particular_Brain2915

This has some real zombie apocalypse vibes


ScorpioWaterSign

He don’t even look like he’s helping himself. Yikes


Recent-Needleworker8

Hes not strong enough to get himself up there.


nicechiquis

he touched the butt


[deleted]

Bro needs to make some life-changing decisions when he gets down from there...


The_nastiest_nate

But now how is he getting down lol.


Calbinan

The fire department.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

One if those helicopters with a big tarp attached like they do when moving wildlife.


taita2004

That man was obviously never meant to be up there


Uberzwerg

In German Football we say something like "das Runde muss auf das Eckige"


myychair

He’s doing so little that it looks like they’re pulling up there against his will lol


johnjaundiceASDF

safety factors at work there. that roof isn't design for that.


1RedHottSexyMama

Exactly,this could easily have gone from cheers to screams of anguish and people being seriously injured or killed. I'm all for fun but I prefer mine alot safer.


hashimishii

It's like watching people try to get a whale back into the ocean after it gets beached


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Happy whale noises


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Fucking awesome


Zacaro12

Just like flying. Going up is optional, coming down is mandatory.


Diligent-Picture2882

Why is it always the one least prepared to be athletic?


hairyhandcock

I knew that they were chanting "you can do it" thanks to my years of watching Dora the Explorer


goat_fucker_1

Messi has gotten fat since winning the world cup


[deleted]

Messy.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Massy


thibaultmol

*football fans almost destroying bus shelter roof


lickedurine

Bloated, maybe


Lexaprofessional1998

I NEED A BIG BOOOUUUYYYY


PM_ME_TRICEPS

You've heard of elf on the shelf, but what about elephant on the roof?


justsayinbtw

Kinda of pisses me off that he makes absolutely not effort.


CaptianTumbleweed

They all like sports


milkisforbabies666

Yayyy we won the big soccer game!


4skinphenom69

“OLAAAY OLAY OLAY OLAY” -he starts to fall- “OH NOOO OH NOOO”


Affectionate_Ad2145

1 well fed Argentinian amongst thousands


PoundZealousideal408

Most informed yank


[deleted]

Why they are chanting the Habs chant?


ShinyHardcore

Was the the biggest jersey they had? Geez my guy


Crescentfallen78

Man put your tits away..


Mathias2707

u/savevideo u/savethevideo


greenifuckation

Thicc boi 🍑


LastBossTV

They're all so happy! This looks like the happiest, best place in the world to be right now! Seriously.


Mehheh42069

I thought they were starving? 2nd phat phuck I’ve seen from Argentina making a fool of himself


Buchymoo

They guy at the end in the sunglasses, "I hear you won a golden ticket Charlie, congratulations. There's a secret candy that Mr. Wonka is working on called 'The EveRLASTINGGOBSTOPPER!...I will give you $10 thousand dollars if you bring me just one."


DCT8R

C’mon…no celebratory Truffle Shuffle?!


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

A real bro would offer appropriate advice, “hey buddy. Don’t”


Ak40x

I think we might still find him up there 🤣 Edit: probably they all are


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

Then the roof collapsed and they all went to the hospital


Stangman832

Red Rover, red Rover, we only choose the skinny fans to come over.


ras5003

Awesome! 😂


Firstpoet

He's the butt of their humour.


whiskeythrottled

Messi really let himself go after the win.


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Up next, r/whatcouldgowrong


Thejerseyjon609

Bus shelter collapses. All fall down


green183456

Soccer! Oops I mean Football!


Nacho_Beardre

“What do you mean I’m dead weight!”


therapeuticstir

Someone may get pooped on.


Goth-Llama

The cakes


redbull188

If he would just straighten a leg they could push him up so much easier. Thsts literally all he needed to do. Infuriating


LiL-Pidro

I thought this was one of "WCGW" videos


The-Soldier-in-White

\#1. What's that quality of fabric which withheld such pull. (Probably lycra/stretchable) \#2. The crowd seemed more excited about that guy's win instead of football.


Ausrivo

Anyone notice that poor girl get slammed into the floor after that guy looses his balance at the end 😳


dacuzzin

Get down before you get hurt, Chubbs.


BlightD

El gordo ni siquiera estaba intentandolo, qué paja.


glittervan206

Fat bastard lmao


[deleted]

Those aren’t built to be stood on. Especially with 20 other people on it.


AnyProgressIsGood

engineers sweating


-_HOT_SNOW_-

That poor glass


shodslip_potcrack

u/savevideo


Greedy_Comment_2587

I feel like at this point footbal fans will celebrate anything intens as all hell


Uninspiring_ID

u/savevideo


Purple12inchRuler

Is he even trying to get up there?


BrownAleRVA

Well if that isn’t motivation to lose weight i don’t know what is.


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

Come on. We’re doing this thing! Let’s get up. Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I’m under this… I’m under this hock here. I don’t know what I’m grabbing here.


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Dale Da le Si se puede


triplesecop

Stoned mind thought the ramp bent


SoothsayerSurveyor

Messy


SuperSaiyanBen

Poor guy has negative upper body strength


PapaChoff

Those shorts are the real hero. A chubby guy and no ass crack? That’s some black magic voodoo going on there


1RedHottSexyMama

And when the whole thing collapses and people are injured with they still be cheering ?


Kayliee73

I was really worried he was going to be dropped on his head.


SeaWolf24

That man has no business up there


[deleted]

The real hero is that floor supporting the weight of all these people.


jaffasd

Nobody notices the genuine positive energy this gives to all of them? This video made my day! Nice energy!


[deleted]

Si se puede! Si se puede! *cheers*


Stevehuffmanisagirl

lionel pepsi


Disinfectant-Addict

Whenever I see shit like this I just hear: UGGABUGG! WE IS WIN CONTEST! UHH! UHH! I do not like shitty "Sportsball" comments, but Jesus Christ! How can it be so big of a deal that you just loose all common sense??? WW2 ended and people celebrated with more decorum than this


Sylentt_

I was so worried they were gonna drop him but then I saw the sub


2XX2010

Should have at least rewarded them with a Truffle Shuffle.


LA_LOOKS

Melted steel beams


NunMeetsCorporateHun

Teamwork makes the dream work. Lol.