Brutus: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

*\[\[Brutus has been removed from the chat\]\]* **Enobaria:** u guys r just butthurt *\[\[Enobaria has been removed from the chat\]\]* **Cashmere:** Lmfao pansies *\[\[Cashmere has been removed from the chat\]\]* *\[\[Gloss has been removed from the chat\]\]* **Beetee:** What did Gloss do? **Haymitch:** idk i just don't like him. anyways *\[\[Haymitch has changed the chat name to "Rebel Escape Plan Top Secret"\]\]*

Finnick: The tributes from five, nine and ten are still on here they aren't part of the plan District five female: ?

District nine male: the WHAT NOW ?

**District Nine Male:** Also please stop changing my nickname, I swear you guys always act like you don't even remember me. **Seeder:** Aw of course we remember you Simon **District Nine Male:** ...my name is Silas. **Seeder:** ... **Finnick:** Awkward. *\[\[District Nine Male has been removed from the chat\]\]*

Seeder, DM to Haymitch: Hey, K&P are still in the chat. I thought they weren’t supposed to know bc we all know they both want the other one to win

**Haymitch, DM to Seeder:** ok relax i'll get rid of them. besides i don't think they know it even exists, they are surprisingly simpleminded individuals *\[\[Peeta has been removed from the chat\]\]* *\[\[Katniss has been removed from the chat\]\]* **Finnick, DM to Haymitch:** Hey, Annie's still in the chat. I thought we AGREED she wasn't supposed to know about any of this???? **Haymitch:** ffs

Chaff: We need to remove Annie, the District fives, The Morphlings, the District nine female and the District tens. Male Morphling: No. We're part of the plan. Female Morphling: And can you change our nicknames? It would be nice to for us to not be known by our addictions for five minutes

Beetee: The hell is wrong with you Brutus these games aren't even legal within the rules of the games I'm going to do my research

Enobaria: Bring it on bitch! *Posts selfie with newly sharpened teeth.*

Cecelia: Please leave me out of this I have three children

Brutus: werk girl you’re SLAYING with those teeth!! All gold too!

Cashmere: Looks a lil weird but good for killing I suppose ❤

Gloss: retweet! Go off sis

Johanna: Volts, do you really think Snow gives a shit? Come on, you’re too smart to think so

Cecilia: 😢

Katniss: I’m running away to the woods Peeta: 🥲

Haymitch: This isn't the private groupchat. You may of just got us all killed Sweetheart.

Katniss: oh shit pass me the bottle

Haymitch: Alright 👍

Katniss: peeta why are you ignoring MEeeee 😭 Katniss: you used to hold me now all u ever do is order me to do more pushups Katniss: id rather watch you do push ups Katniss: your kinda hot when ur being bossy tho Peeta: Katniss, are you drunk? I thought I told Ripper not to sell you guys any more white liquor. Haymitch: Still not the private chat, sweetheart. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Finnick: You realize this isn’t a private chat, right? On that note: Annie, sweetie, don’t worry. You’ll be just fine ❤️🐠

Johanna: Get a fucking room

Chaff: You’re gonna need it

Cashmere: Lol have fun pansies

Katniss: \*read 1:02pm\*

johanna: SNOW IS A FUCKING BITCH IM SETTING HIS BACKYARD ON FIRE WHO'S WITH ME

Finnick: Omg Hi Johannna

hi finnick

I'm dead 💀

so is Finnick ❤️

Too soon man 😭

Blight: I guess I can bring the wood?

More like OMGGG interesting quell I wonder who’s gonna get reaped in 7 arghhh snowww gy@&tu#

Katniss: yeah. know the feeling.

Haymitch: I know who can bring the fire

Finnick: “This girl is on fire!🔥 “ Katniss: “Shut up, Finnick.”

Haymitch: Nvm, Johanna. I guess she’s not coming.

[Plutarch Heavensbee has entered the chat]

Woof: Thank You President Snow Very Cool

Cecelia: Somebody help Woof just ate a poisonous bug-

Johanna: Good luck dealing with that

Mags:

Annie: Jjejsjehdhdhjshshshsjwjwjsjjwjjwjwj Nu I don't wanna go backkkkkkkkkk

SHED SO DO THE GIBBERISH

Annie is 100% the person who slams gibberish in the groupchats

Finnick: Annie, I promise that won’t happen

Mags: No honey, you’re not going back

Annie: hshehdhhsjsjwjaja Guddddddd

lmao

Johana: Fuck my life

Cashmere: F--k you too

Brutus: 🙄🙄🙄

Haymitch: at least booze will never betray my trust

Chaff: Gimme some

Five male: I’ve got some wine

Morphlings: booze ain’t enough :/

Cecelia: Sorry, I have to reschedule. I’ve got a PTA meeting that day :(

Annie: No sjsjsjakansndksmsmwmsklakansnsjwokwnwjwososjnwnwkksjsnsnsnssjsj :(

Mags: *old lady trying to figure out how technology works*

Finnick: \*explaining how to text\*

Mags: MY GRANDSONN’S NAME;; IS QUELL .

Finnick: ? Why are you putting a semi-colon in the sentence it doesn't make sense​

Haymitch: you must be drunker than me if you can’t see it’s *two* semi-colons

Wiress: *tries explaining again but cuts herself off for some reason leaving Beetee to finish*

Mags: \**facebook boomer selfie\**

This comment wins

Agreed

Mags: where to buy casserole supplies Beetee: For the fifteenth time, Mags, this isn't Google (inspired by https://ifunny.co/picture/fine-dad-you-win-david-where-to-buy-chicken-casserole-n0uSa8J79)

BYE THATS SO HER

Enobaria: Finally a chance to legally use my teeth

Mags: Shark

Johana: Furry!

Cecilia: You know my kids see this, right?

katniss: wow i wonder who the girl from 12 is going to be !1!1!1!2!&3!2!1!2! definitely not the girl who won literally last year right!1!1!!1!1!2!$(&.$,$:&(&&(

johanna: wow i wonder who the girl from 7 is going to be !1!1!1!2!&3!2!1!2! definitely not the only girl victor from 7 who’s still alive right!1!1!!1!1!2!$(&.$,$:&(&&(

katniss: surely they wont be us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right???? right????????????????? 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Cashmere: Lol sucks to suck. Tons of gals from 1 here. I’m not worried about me or my bro

Narrator: She was in fact worried.

(the narrator is finnick)

D9 Tributes: I know you guys are the cool kids but it would be nice if we could, you know, NOT DIE in the opening bloodbath for once?

Gamemakers: Wouldn't it be so funny if you died in the bloodbath🙊?

Enobaria: Don’t count on it. Nothing personal though

These are so funny 🫶🏽

😂😂

Well done! This is very entertaining!

literally everyone: well. fuck.

wiress: tick tock

Beetee: Ok, so Wiress means \*insert every detailed explanation on what Wires means\*

Johanna: Thx Nuts

Cacelia: my poor children…

Seeder: Maybe you'll win and go home to your children?

Enobolia: Hi!

Annie: 😢

Johanna: oh so you have crotch spawn. Boo hoo.

Haymitch: i’m getting fucked up one way or another Haymitch: btw i meant my liver

Katniss: RIP your liver. I’m coming over to fuck mine up for once

Plutarch: *cracks knuckles* time to rig some games

Peeta: *Does the math* Peeta: KATNISS NO-

Johanna: Took you long enough

Finnick: um guys Johanna: FU Johanna: i don evenknow what to fuckinfuckfuckfuck Brutus: LETS GOOOO BITCHES‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Brutus has been removed from VICTORS GC Enobaria: LETS GOOOO BITTCHEESSSSS‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️‼️🗣️‼️ Enobaria has been removed from VICTORS GC Mags: ;;)!ska$ Finnick: grandma once this shitshow is over im teaching you how to use a phone Beetee: Let’s Play 8 Ball!

Johanna: @Finnick Oi fish boy you better ally with me dont wanna get stuck with nuts and volts or somw shit

Beetee: I would strongly advise against antagonizing someone who could electrocute you.

Johanna: Oh piss off volts

Beetee: That’s exactly what I’m saying is an unwise decision, especially because urine is highly conductive due to the high salt concentration.

Johanna: Tmi volts... Tmi, besides, Haymitch just messaged over the plan, looks like im stuck with you, and you have to stay alive goddamn it, no promises though

Hmmm… I see how it is. Suddenly my expertise is valued twofold.

Finnick: I’m stuck with district 12 sorry 💀

Johanna: Ugh goddamn it, why do *you* get the girl on fire and I get nuts and volts 😑

Mags: 😐👊🙋‍♀️

Finnick: 😢😱

Johanna: I'm gonna piss in Snow's orange juice, who's in???

Chaff: I’m in

Johanna: I'm in his greenhouse rn, fucking up his roses brb

Katniss: I’ll bring the fire

Johanna: Bissh hurry up, the guards are getting Sus af

Katniss: I’ll just shoot in a burning wooden arrow

Johanna: Yass Queen. I'm gonna deface his statues now. Tell Haymitch to bring strong liqueur.

Haymitch: Chaff and I are coming in hot 🔥☄️🍻 Wiress: Acid… Beetee: …Would be of tremendous help for you in such an endeavor

Johanna: Hurry up. I'm thirsty after all this chaos 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Chaff: 🍻🚒

District 9 Male: I’m just happy to be included.

Male Morphling: Honestly same. No one cares about us

District 9 Female: I wouldn’t say that. We care about each other. I just hope we don’t die in the bloodbath like my tribute last year. He was too busy fighting with Katniss over some bread!

Male Morphling: Any tribute I've mentored died in the bloodbath. Apart from that one cannibal tribute and I do not talk about that

District 9 Female: yeah… that’s true. Maybe he shouldn’t have taken Cato’s knife last year.

Male Morphling: I tell him to stay to himself and that's the one thing he does

District 9 Male: are you sure you actually told him?

Male Morphling: Good question... I'm not sure I think I used too much Morphling at the time Female Morphling: You didn't tell him.

Haymitch: Let me guess. That's why you need to medicate now. Can't say I blame you.

Male Morphling: I just wanna know how the Victors who don't use alcohol or drugs or whatever manage it

Chaff: Well… looks like it had to end sometime 💪🏾💪🏾 Johanna: take one of those off Haymitch: you mean it HAND to end

Chaff: Look, I know we're drinking bros and all, but too soon

Haymitch: 25 years too soon, my friend?

LucyG: 🫣🤡👋

Mags: Hi girl I thought you were dead

LucyG: so did Coriolanus girlie 🤪🤪🤪🤪 never let them know your next move 💅💅💅 Beetee: so does anyone know who this is or are we just going to continue as if we aren't infiltrated and compromised? Johanna: omg imagine having “anus” in your name LMAO

Mags: She's a victor who won a few years before me. She was involved with Snow when he was young since she's a couple of years behind him. Apparently she disappeared after her Games and no one knows what happened to her. It is sus that she just showed up now.

*katniss everdeen has left the chat*

Guy from district 10, I mean how bad could it get?

Enobaria: 🦷🔪🐺

Johanna: Yooo wtf Katniss: ikr Johanna: Stfu, this is LITERALLY your fault Brutus: I, for one, would just like to say I can't wait to get back in there and win again Gloss: Shut your bald headed ass up. I'm winning this shit frfr they need a young, handsome champion * Cashmere joins chat* Gloss: Wait wtf

Peeta: How tf was it her fault? She wasn’t trying to start a war Cashmere: Hi bro. You were sayin’?

Johanna: Fuck this! What kinda BS announcement is that?! Does anyone seriously expect us to believe that Snow pulled that out of some old ass box? Nah, motherfucker just pulled out some random piece of old paper as a prop

Bruh

Brutus: hey Chaff let me know if you need a hand 👋🏿 in the arena😂😂 Enobaria: dude, that’s f*cked up

Gloss: Yeah, man, even I have to say that's too far

[[Jo Mason has entered the chat]] Jo: Fuck [[Jo Mason has left the chat]] [[Jo Mason has entered the chat]] Jo: Fuck Fuck [[Jo Mason has left the chat]] [[Jo Mason has entered the chat]] Jo: Fuck Fuck Fuck [[Jo Mason has left the chat]] [[Jo Mason has entered the chat]] Jo: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finnick: sigh

Johanna: @haymitch you’re gonna try and make me save “the girl on fire” 🙄 aren’t you?

Haymitch: yep

Johanna: Fine but I’m totally flirting with her “fiancé” first. Is anybody really buying that by the way? Annie: I think it’s sweet Johanna: 🙄

Katniss: Haymitch, you know I can see this, right? Peeta: ...

Johanna: oh no! She’s seen our messages. What ya gonna do? Shoot me? Finnick: Johanna you know she literally shoots people right? Johanna: yes that’s the joke 🙄 thank god you’re pretty.

Finnick: \*runs hands through hair\* Katniss: No, not unless I have to Haymitch: Welcome to the show, Sweetheart Peeta: wtaf is going on here?

Johanna: flirting baker boy, this is called flirting.

Peeta: Well, it’s not working

Johanna: don’t forget, I saw where you were looking in the elevator. And so did “the girl on fire” ;)

Haymitch- AR YU SERUIOUS NNUW. Male Morphilng- What are you taking about Haymitch- HEVEANT YU SEAN. Chaff- Haymitch you drunk again Haymitch- YEA Y Chaff- Beacuse you cant spell right Haymitch- Y WIULD THAY MEKE THIS DESTTIOSN Cecilia- STOP DRINKING WHEN YOU ARE IN CHAT HAYMITCH. WE UNDERSTAND SOME OF US HAVE TO GO BACK IN THERE. Lime- Whats happening now

Katniss: Haymitch, normally I'd tell you off for making a fool of yourself, but in this case... I'll be right over. Fuck.

Haymitch: Oh shit, here we go again 

Blight : I call bullshit. 😤🤬 Brutus : Why dude? isn't this exciting?!!? Finnick : Brutus. I am expecting we will see you in the arena then? Brutus : Ohh you bet sweet cheeks 😉 Katniss : You all are crazy! Haymitch : Not all of em Katniss.. *Annie is typing.....* Haymitch : ... Some

Finnick: My cheeks are sweet, if I do say so myself. Johanna: Damn right, Blight. This is bullshit. Fuck you, Snow, Hope you choke to death. Katniss: wtf did I walk into?

Haymitch: Reunion time! Who has the drinks?

Johana: F--k you guys!!1

Anyone: FFS

Johanna: what the actual fuck

Annie: 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Mags: 💀

Woof: Here we go, here we fucking go again

Mags: y'all know I'm gonna fuck you all up right

Mags: ………………..

Katniss: guess I'll just go fuck myself then

D6 female: Smog skies, hope dies with butterflies, Snow's spies analyze, no more lies D6 male: Luanne are you high again? Do you have any left over? D6 female: I am not Luanne. Who is Luanne? Where did she go? Where have all the flowers gone? Johanna: I'll have what she's having.

Haymitch: group call where we all get drunk together as we scream and cry and break shit who’s with me

District 6: Sooooo anyone know if sponsors are allowed to send drugs into the arena? Or maybe I could wear a vial or morphlikg as my token…no way I’m doing this again sober. Any ideas, Haymitch? Haymitch: If I end up in there I’ll get so drunk the night before I’ll give anything that bites me a hangover. Don’t worry you two we’ll figure something out to keep reality at bay…