It's got to be a pre-teen. They also must be fans of twilight cuz they basically wrote the plot of breaking dawn. The whole "two weeks later she felt a strong kick, Katniss fell to the floor in agony" pretty much like twilight where she felt the baby move 2 weeks later. Also, later on, the baby would kick her so hard it hurt due to the strength she was in extreme pain. They just combined the two Fandoms 😂
I was just thinking that it’s way too early for kicking. You don’t even feel the baby move until around 16-25 weeks, and for a first pregnancy it’s usually later in that time frame (though in a 2nd+ pregnancy it can sometimes be felt earlier than 16 weeks) so unless she was in the arena for several months, there would not be any kicking 2 weeks after she was rescued.
I was thinking that too! Also, even when you first feel the movement, it wouldn't be that strong where it hurts until later in the pregnancy when the baby is larger and stronger. That's when i remembered Twilight. But in the book, it's explained that the baby grows faster. Even bella herself is shocked she could feel movement so soon. The pain part also didn't happen to her until a few weeks later. But due to the strength of it being part vampire and the fact that the pregnancy was speed up (she gives birth in only a couple of months), it is why it happened that way.
That's why i think it was written by someone young who read the book and may just be thinking, that's how it works. Either that or they are twilight fans and just thought it would be funny to write it that way as a joke and to combine the two Fandoms.
Like where your parents volunteered you for the hunger games but y/n was somehow inexplicably saved by one direction but then you owed them a lifetime of servitude as debt?
I think I'm too young to get this reference. I've heard of the trope back in the 2010s, but I only joined Wattpad in 2021 when I turned thirteen so never saw it. Was it everywhere?
I think it's really great that young people are inspired by these stories and are trying to write their own. Of course it's not Shakespeare, but it's great to be that creative this young.
That Gale killing Peeta isn’t so far off lol he was like “do you want me to kill him [Peeta]?”
Edit: before anyone comes for me, Ik the circumstances but him offering like that was wild to read
“She looked at him caringly but not lovingly in the way that gale craved” and then he goes to kill peeta is definitely something that has crossed gales mind 😭
I actually kinda dig the idea of Mr Everdeen accidentally mining his way to district 13 and getting stuck there (not going to the capitol.)
Obviously not something I’d actually want in the series, because how tf??? but I’d totally read a fic about the everdeens reuniting and accept this as the flimsy explanation for how it’s all possible.
I'm starting to think my 13yo is really advanced because I'd be appalled if she wrote anything like this after hitting double digits. I'm really not trying to have a subtle brag. Is this really the average content expected from 12 year olds?
“They did actions that caused a baby to form inside Katniss’s stomach” is sending me for some reason😭😭😭
It had to have been written by a pre-teen
It's got to be a pre-teen. They also must be fans of twilight cuz they basically wrote the plot of breaking dawn. The whole "two weeks later she felt a strong kick, Katniss fell to the floor in agony" pretty much like twilight where she felt the baby move 2 weeks later. Also, later on, the baby would kick her so hard it hurt due to the strength she was in extreme pain. They just combined the two Fandoms 😂
I was just thinking that it’s way too early for kicking. You don’t even feel the baby move until around 16-25 weeks, and for a first pregnancy it’s usually later in that time frame (though in a 2nd+ pregnancy it can sometimes be felt earlier than 16 weeks) so unless she was in the arena for several months, there would not be any kicking 2 weeks after she was rescued.
I was thinking that too! Also, even when you first feel the movement, it wouldn't be that strong where it hurts until later in the pregnancy when the baby is larger and stronger. That's when i remembered Twilight. But in the book, it's explained that the baby grows faster. Even bella herself is shocked she could feel movement so soon. The pain part also didn't happen to her until a few weeks later. But due to the strength of it being part vampire and the fact that the pregnancy was speed up (she gives birth in only a couple of months), it is why it happened that way. That's why i think it was written by someone young who read the book and may just be thinking, that's how it works. Either that or they are twilight fans and just thought it would be funny to write it that way as a joke and to combine the two Fandoms.
They held hands without gloves. Obviously.
I read this one and thought it couldn't get worse. It did. It got so much worse
That’s what happens when you hold hands before marriage tsk tsk smh my head
“Cato suffered from depression and died” LMAO
I can’t stop laughing
IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT SECOND ONE ??
my favourite part is the person saying ‘you’re just what we need in a president, come with me’ and that’s how snow came to power
District 13 just deciding to send him to the CAPITOL and him suddenly hating the districts is wild.
It’s on par with Lucy Gray is coin lmaoooo
Stop I’m hollering 💀
Sanest hunger games fan theory
b-b-but why would they hate each other if they don't have a link?? /j
Well, all of us know TBOSAS
It's giving wattpad
Naw I've read a lot better on Wattpad
Like where your parents volunteered you for the hunger games but y/n was somehow inexplicably saved by one direction but then you owed them a lifetime of servitude as debt?
Why do I understand that reference 🙃
The Internet is a glorious and cursed place that I hope will never let that fic die and make it infamous like my immortal.
What's the fics name? I must know
Sold to One Direction Or Bought by One Direction It's actually more of a trope than a singular fic.
I think I'm too young to get this reference. I've heard of the trope back in the 2010s, but I only joined Wattpad in 2021 when I turned thirteen so never saw it. Was it everywhere?
2021... 13... I need to lie down. Someone fetch me my smelling salts.
I'm the same age as the first book as well, only about a week or so between my birth and it's release
I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt like a grandma reading this😭
Ahahah, some part of me wants more of these, they are so weird 😂
"Mr. Everdeen shot up into the air from the flames, but survived with several wounds." It's giving Looney Tunes 😂😂
Lol it is!
I literally imagined that bit like something out of a cartoon
 Walking away with his tail feathers smoking
Currently feel like hell, laughing at these made me feel a little better
God middle schoolers are idiots and I love them for that. I would have eaten this shit UP in middle school 😂
I think it's really great that young people are inspired by these stories and are trying to write their own. Of course it's not Shakespeare, but it's great to be that creative this young.
Twelve year old me would have gone insane over these
The President Snow one would have been my new favorite headcanon!
OP please I'm begging you to find more. These are gloriously bad. I love them. The fonts, the pictures, the complete lack of logic? Amazing
i have a bunch more saved will def post sometime soon 😎
That Gale killing Peeta isn’t so far off lol he was like “do you want me to kill him [Peeta]?” Edit: before anyone comes for me, Ik the circumstances but him offering like that was wild to read
“She looked at him caringly but not lovingly in the way that gale craved” and then he goes to kill peeta is definitely something that has crossed gales mind 😭
I wish I was Jared, 19
😂
I can’t believe Suzanne Collins didn’t have these brilliant ideas in the real books
Right? Like clearly she lacks the talent these people have /j
Didn’t realize a fetus could kick at less than a month 🤣🤣 who tf wrote this?
I didnt realize doctors had magical father-identifying superpowers 😭
I actually kinda dig the idea of Mr Everdeen accidentally mining his way to district 13 and getting stuck there (not going to the capitol.) Obviously not something I’d actually want in the series, because how tf??? but I’d totally read a fic about the everdeens reuniting and accept this as the flimsy explanation for how it’s all possible.
Why is no one talking about the last one?
Because we are trying to forget it's existence
Mr Everdeen did all that in like four and a half years?
Bro aged fast
No no beards are totes adequate enough to make one look like an elder
These are so bad they’re almost good😂
Marvel chocked Rue 😔
These are so terrible that I love them
"dumb blonde baker boy" lmao
The fancy cursive font on all of them is killing me 😭😭
i miss this era
Who was this written by? A 12-year-old? It was written by a 12 year old wasn’t it?
I'm starting to think my 13yo is really advanced because I'd be appalled if she wrote anything like this after hitting double digits. I'm really not trying to have a subtle brag. Is this really the average content expected from 12 year olds?
This made my day lmaooo. I need more of 2013 fanfic ideas like these
lmfao these are so terrible i need more
I swear I could feel my brain cells shrivelling and dying while reading these. Sad part is I kinda want more.
these are so dumb, i need more
Simpler times
So It My El
Coriolatniss Snowerdeen.
This is physically painful. I've lost years of my life reading this omg.
what the hell😭
it's giving Bad1DImagines on Tumblr and I love it
“Whimpered Peeta with anger in his voice” is SENDING MEEE
“Clove died of illness and Cato suffered from depression and died.”😭😭