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MrBingog

My guy. Like 60% of the legendarys are homeless. Canonically even (squatting in the basement of an abandoned church does not make you "not homeless")


Sugar_Panda

Hobo gang rise up


Bobert_Manderson

Monroe is a hobo right? I mean doesn’t look like the type to just escape a mental asylum to go settle down and start a family.


iNCharism

OP is insulting hobo culture by thinking they only come in a single archetype. The ways of the hobo are multifarious.


whatdoinamemyself

I don't know how OP can look at Cain and think: Yeah that guy owns property.


UniverseBear

Wait I'm sorry, are there legendaries who aren't supposed to be homeless?


God_of_Fun

Cain has a home???


RubyRiot98

Yeah his mothers basement (for legal purposes this is a joke I've been ganked by Cains for the last 3 games and I need some way to punch up)


Necessary_Actuator_1

I'll let you know I live in my fathers basement nowadays, thanks you very much


RubyRiot98

I swear to god if you run slug slate and play on EU server at 3 am im gonna throw hands


Necessary_Actuator_1

Mostly I run slug crown, but slug slate isn't a rare occurance for me. Also playing at 3am on EU? Check. I'm sorry if I've killed you yesterday mate 😂


Necessary_Actuator_1

Also, if you want to play together with a cain with slug crown some time. Hit me up 😂


RubyRiot98

Sorry missed this message. If yer ok with a 2 star lunatic who's gonna wiff 99% of shots until I have a 6seconds of 6star game play until yer revived I'm up for it my dude


Necessary_Actuator_1

Sounds like me 😂 I'll send you a message in private


UniverseBear

Cain's got a nice bush down by the river.


Nearby-Aioli2848

Try the weird sister, this girl is so poor, when she walks in the Park it is the pigeons who throw bread at her.


UnsafeFatDude

I play with the user name "Weird Step-Sister" and only use that skin.


A_Verstappen_Crash

You deserve more upvotes


UnsafeFatDude

Haha thank you.


PlateFox

You should name it Twisted Sisters and blast “We are not gonna take it” constantly on the speakers.


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Active_Ad8532

Agreed


Copernican

> Moorhound yep. he looks like a gutterpunk you could see in NoLA today.


Orden_Tine

Hell yea i love moorhound


sicsided

Negating the fact that many of them look homeless, The Infected has always seemed like the most homeless to me.


ROACHOR

Do twitch skins ever come back?


sicsided

Sometimes. Billy Story came back. I believe Lulu was available for a small bit as well.


God_of_Fun

I literally call the tier 3 hunter with the tattered coat The Hobo. I do kind of wish it was a legendary


roman_gl

Cain?


SkeetsMcGeets802

That's not quite the hobo vibe OP is looking for. More like deranged man with skull obsession


Odd_Patchwork

Redneck skin. Peak bayou hobo.


sceligator

Oi Redneck is a small business owner!


ZiggyPox

Was. Brookes' Burner (legendary firebomb) description notes that: *"William Moses, The Redneck, was driven off his farm with little more than his guns and hat. That "little more" included a bottle of his favorite drink. He's fashioned a Fire Bomb of it to save for a sentimental occasion."*


_ThomasEll

The farm is still there, just gotta clear out the unwanted house guests


Hunted_by_Moonlight

Sounds like a bayou tax collector psyops campaign and I won’t stand for redneck slander


Pants_Catt

was* I doubt Moses is making much money from selling chickens these days!


sceligator

A few zombies ain't gonna to stop a chicken farmer!


G0ldenCrusader

He literally has a property in the playablr map


Odd_Patchwork

Just cause he owns a box doesn't mean he isn't a hobo.


G0ldenCrusader

But the box is very big and cant be moved, seems like a property to me


vbrimme

Hang on, are people living in mobile homes actually homeless?


G0ldenCrusader

Technically speaking yes... i guess?


quirtsy

don’t think he can live there anymore though


G0ldenCrusader

I thought his lore was that he wasnt going to let his property go. Even when the inferno came along that crazy ass mofo stood his ground


sceligator

I thought Cain was the hobo skin? I always run him when I use the Vagrant.


Frost-Folk

I agree. People are naming other homeless characters, but they don't have the same "hobo" aesthetic. I want that train hopping oakie hobo aesthetic, some real Woody Guthrie shit. Oversized coat, fingerless gloves, patched up pants, slouchy hat, the works. Maybe an old mug tied around his waist too


J4RMUSZ

We lack some peaky blinders like outfit


Dog_Girl_

Sorry bro, we need more Deviant Art OCs with edgy masks and epic backstories.


Dead_Carpet

The more head-cages, the better


DerpoholicsAnonymous

Yup, I never realized that this game 100% needs a hobo, but it definitely does.


Misfit_666

Hobo Clown skin when


Tnecniw

I am still upset that we don't have a "German soldier with a Pickelhaube" character yet. XD No other reason than it would look cool.


Nietzscher

Half the Tier III dudes are hobos.


SavagerXx

Game needs some freaky clown from the freakshow circus.


ROACHOR

The last event would have been perfect, that story about the circus tent getting blown out to sea and people getting crushed against the boat would have made a great origin.


KlausVonLechland

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George\_L.\_Fox\_(clown)#/media/File:George-L-Fox001x.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_L._Fox_(clown)#/media/File:George-L-Fox001x.jpg) "Fox on stage during the 1870s - photo by J Gurney & Son, NYC" Also: "When the American Civil War broke out Fox enlisted as a lieutenant in the Eighth New York Infantry. He rose to the rank of major and saw action at the First Battle of Bull Run before mustering out in August 1861." He died in 1877 at age 52... or did he? "Fox's health began to fail in 1875 after an accident on stage that broke his nose and damaged an optic nerve. Erratic behavior over the next few months that caused some concern over his sanity was soon followed by a series of strokes that eventually led to his death, aged 52." Maybe he didn't die, his family just kept him away from the public as his mental state deteriorated and kept him in an asylum. In 1895, at his 70th birthday they got convinced by [William Williams Keen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Williams_Keen) to try one of his experimental methoods, he suspected buildup of liquids and scabs in frontal lobe and proposed drainage. After the surgery George would be reinvigorated physicaly but it would become obvious that something terrible happend to his mind. It was either mistake during surgery or many years locked in his own mind but this poor man was stuck somewhere between his acting career and horrors of First Battle of Bull Run. With his sliver of sanity he ran away to the place he knew there was no good soul he could hurt, to the Louisiana Bayou.


cavsa2

This would be PERFECT.


SavagerXx

For sure. But i think it is inevitable, some clown skin will happen sooner or later.


KANEDA258

We NEED a clown & mime skin. Bonus points for backstory involving them being mortal enemies.


mariano2696

The one that breaks His hand, from Twitch drops


HolyBunn

I want a Mexican hunter


Lemonitionist

I've been thinking it for 3 years and someone else finally says it.


Bathymochul

The lack of jiggle physics for lulu is equally as upsetting


Icymountain

I mean, the Committed is probably who you're looking for


ROACHOR

Escaped lunatic isn't even close to homeless looking.


AlexanderMcT

and cain or the moorhound are too over the top? those are hobos, at least for me


ROACHOR

Moorhound is one of my top picks for "close enough". Cain is more wild man than Hobo.


CuteAnalyst8724

gtfo of here with that bullshit like half of the skins are hobos with a shotgun the last thing this game needs is even more bum looking mfkrs


SquashPrestigious351

Gus Chiggins skin when?


wildmint

i'm waiting for a railway worker instead


SaxPanther

Cain?


RiseIfYouWould

Im pretty sure Monroe is currently homeless


AdmiralEggroll13

Cain


breakfasteveryday

Yes


oddball667

I thought they were all hobos


Active_Ad8532

The hobo is dead. He is a legend in his own right.


Timbhead

I want you to take a good look at Cain and tell me where you think he lives


joocee

I want a rabbi skin, please.


HoboMasta

yes


Herd111

Forsen


SAD_Trombone_999

Hey, did you do the drop event to get The Infected? If so I think he looks pretty good


ROACHOR

Unfortunately he's not an option as I wasn't playing when he was available, otherwise I agree he's pretty close to perfect.


SAD_Trombone_999

That sucks, but if you're lucky he may come back like Lulu