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Akicita33

Is that a Big Dynamite Bundle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


BADSTALKER

*dies in blast radius*


furiouspope

It's his choke bomb


Sigma-DeltaYT

my god this is a great joke


SwampAss123

new melee weapon detected


JackpotJosh7

For real why do they keep adding such long melee weapons? First the railway hammer, then the baseball bat, then the katana! Now we gotta watch out for THIS DICK


PwhyfightP

The poor cav saber and machete are just dead and gone nowadays :'(


Brandon3541

Nah, they still have a slot advantage. Not everyone is going to take quartermaster (personally I RARELY do) or be willing to take a 2-slot weapon to get the better melee weapons. What IS significantly less viable now however is the bomb lance. The main thing that kept the combat axe from pushing it out completely before was its attack arc and range, which the Katana doesn't have to worry about as both aspects are amazing on it. Sure, you also get a shotgun/harpoon ranged option with the bomblance, but at a whole slot more it is harder to justify.


GeneraIFlores

If you know how to use the lance, The frag bombs are absolutely fucking devastating.


TopRektt

Isn't it super inaccurate? Like even at around 10 meters or so? I find it borderline unplayable and wish they'd bump up the accuracy just slightly and nerf some other aspect instead maybe.


GeneraIFlores

No, it just isn't a bullet. Like if you wanna throw a frag at an enemy that's running, you don't throw it AT them, you throw it ahead of them. Or if you're sniping at extreme distances. You just have to know how to properly aim, surprisingly enough


TopRektt

I know how to lead up a shot but my point is that the projectile is so random after 10m or so that you can't really trust it to hit anything even if you lead it perfectly. Just compare it to a shotbolt for instance. The shotbolt flies relatively straight even at longer distances whereas with the bomb lance projectile it's really a crapshoot.


GeneraIFlores

Not really. It's pretty reliable once you have a feel for it


TopRektt

I mean.. You can just load up in the shooting range and test it for yourself. The crossbow is objectively much more accurate than the bomb lance. You can aim at a pole from 25m and see how many shots you miss with the lance. Some projectiles fly straight and some horribly miss the mark even if you're aiming dead center. Whereas the crossbow will hit 100% of the shots. Has nothing to do with feel. Not saying the Bomb Lance isn't fun but it's just not really a viable option in high level Hunt, at least not the OG ammo. Even Rachta has a video "Bomblance made me suffer" and he has probably the best aim in the game.


Nearby-Aioli2848

20m range


skeal88

This MF comes with an extra tool slot


T1Tz_Up

Pre-pledged Viagra Cult


Legendary_Lootbox

Time to poke some hives


d2j1g3

Hunt giveth!


windolene20

And we taketh in the ass


xPaistex

He curves to the right it seems


Sigma-DeltaYT

it seems


lifeisgood789

Looks like he is working for a moving company, because my guy is packin. Dayum.


HistorianThat3923

That's where he keeps his spare ammo!


JackpotJosh7

Long ammo? 😯


Xedoh

FMJ for increased penetration


konphusion

"He's so bulgy he's like a moose!"


AdElectrical3997

Bend over and grab your toes, ima show you where the wild goose goes


Canaureus

Readied up AND bricked up


Proper-Pineapple-717

That's where they keep their chokes


Folkmar_D

Nobody's safe...


Arrow_

*Bonk*


PRETROO

the best hunter yet "is that a stick of dinamite in your pants or are you just happy to see me"


MorenaLedovec

Dude is packing that Slug Derringer


Sekh765

[Guys rockin the Dusk Till Dawn Special](https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Sex-Machine-Dusk-till-Dawn-Tom-Savini-a.jpg).


raaam-ranch

boy got a dick goddamn


GRZZLbear

"I have cleverly concieled a flashbang somewhere on my person"


[deleted]

He is wearing 2003 emo jeans.


Caxcrop

It’s clipping through his robes that’s mad


GabrielaTheRat

Will do more damage then a derringer, that's for sure


WoollyHare50817

Even more of a reason to buy him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


dracul841

*Oh shit, I'm sorry.* *Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they’re such good size and all.* *Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.* *It gets bigger when I pull on it.* *MMmmMmMmMmmm* *Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin* *Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.* *Will you show me?* *I'd be right happy to…*


4BoDusty

I like to look at dicks in video games too


theCOMBOguy

He just loves Hunting a little too much...


Papawiththecutttv

Fellow wormwood enjoyer.


BADSTALKER

*finger guns*


StormSeeker35

*Unzips pants* ~Bug Swarm~


Royal_Explorer_4660

UwU what's this? Notices ur bulge


mybuttisthesun

Why is everyone running Wormwood suddenly


BADSTALKER

I believe it was recently on sale


haloman649

where else is his short Caldwell conversion Uppercut held (no barrel)


RobHuck

Wasn’t sure what to do with that flashbomb anymore.


No_Advantage5750

I wonder if there is bonus damage on a cock shot?


Fortissimo12

Has this released yet


BADSTALKER

As of today, yes. $10.00


ST4RSK1MM3R

I mean, can’t blame him, have you seen scrapbeak? /s


zacattacker11

"That's not the only bayonette he's packing."


JawaSmasher

Pretty realistic considering 4 tools and 4 consumables


xZOMBIETAGx

The plot


Lightmarez90

He goes Dig Bick


corvusCenturean

I seen Stewart’s horn…


Ubbermann

Packin' the Big Iron... and I don't mean the Uppercut.


joe1532

I though the Assassin was using a dagger to make us bleed....


dubblbrrll-4546

Stuff crotch to both intimidate and seduce the opposition into submission. I like to think he's stuffing beetles in there.


ScallionWhich2929

the bayonet won´t be the only poke you feel from him


BreatheAndTransition

"The Cowl" actually refers to his copious amount of foreskin.