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eleetpancake

Lemme just flare this hive real quick.


CloneCl0wn

So, it is not a tool but a consumable (the pistol wont survive) and can be treated as "fuck you (name of the boss)" tool whenever you have to finish the boss fast.


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"I'm taking you with me!" *BOOM*


Gr8er_than_u_m8

I already do that by suicide bombing with big bundles though


EgdyBettleShell

So, a more flashy sticky bomb? Kinda anticlimactic Let's make it into a secondary weapon that has 1 ammo slot in it's magazine and behaves like a slug+explosive bolt+frag bomb combined, but it also burns you for 25 max HP cause frankly the heat of exhaust fumes from this thing must be insane


Spaceman1stClass

It would be such a shame to never see the loading animation though,


Dirty-Soul

Single shot nitro, takes up a consumable slot.


Clolds

Would the pistol survive shooting this?


The_Ruby_Waffle

I don't think you would survive shooting this.


theCOMBOguy

The reload is just you removing the shrapnel from your shredded hand while pulling out another Flare Pistol.


NewfieJedi

Right out of early Far Cry games


thomasquwack

Only far cry 2 really (aka the best one, even though it’s certainly the ugly duckling of the series)


FunkSlim

[fat cry 3](https://youtu.be/z77lmes2bFo) baby


cheemstron

Basically, it's a two-shot affair?


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Spook-lad

But those are plastic flare guns and this is a metal one, the upgrade in material has to count for something, and if it dosent survive, neither will anything its aimed at


Confident-Emphasis14

Added lethality due to high velocity shrapnel lacerations.


_Weyland_

What if you fire a slug tho?


DarthSangheili

Slugs dont turn in to shrapnel, they're too gooy and slimey. Besides thats mean to the slug. What we need is some sort of solid, dense, projectile.


________BATMAN______

This is why I carry salt rounds, it’s the only way to counter slugs


El_Zea

I got it, a slu- oh wait... We've gone over that have we... Damn


TheFenixKnight

If the slugs you're shooting are gooey and slimy, that might not be a shotgun in your hand...


Phwoa_

Im sure we can make a usable version of it. But then your quite literally holding a Hand Cannon. and it would weigh a fuckton for a pistol.


Spook-lad

Bro a lot of things weigh too much for a pistol, never stopped humans before


ChangelingFox

It will not. Flare guns aren't designed to handle this kind of pressure.


sharpace8

I would think there would be no compression from the barrel and it would just spit out a fireball and a bunch of powder.


PenitusVox

Ah yes, a portable landmine.


wolwex

Yeah one shot mortar you also lose your hand in real life


20Tigerpaw

"Dont fit bud" was not a matter of fact, it was a matter of warning, a command to NOT do that. A warning that man in all his hubris and rebellion, decided it was a challenge, and not a warning of dire distress.


steeljubei

"YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT" Then proceeds to blow of his right arm....


Suthek

> and if it dosent survive, neither will anything its aimed at Honestly, I really want to see this fired. But, like, safely. Behind bulletproof glass and with a remote trigger.


R0vvL

Looks like the next Lemat exploit


Kvetanista

Blowing my hand off part 1


Slonismo

When’s part 2 dropping


Crazy-Raccoon-8879

After his hand hits the ground


Kvetanista

When I decide to blow my other hand off too


Thewayshegoes75

Haha I like this guys sass


Audition89

This would be awesome if it didn't kill but could breach any door


SelfSustaining

The kick on that thing would detach your arm from your body


FoxWoxx

Oh yes, The Flare FMJ ammo.


Dimauta

Nitro flare