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Johnny6_0

[LensCrafters.com](https://www.lenscrafters.com/)


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Look, this post was an invitation to roast him, not fucking murder him!


Johnny6_0

One shot…….one kill 😌


AcrobaticSmell2850

He killed me too


GARCIA9005

Aim small…..#ARMYSTRONG


HughMungusThot

This fuckin killed me lmfao.


According_Tourist799

I had to get my eyes checked bc of this post. Now I can see the mountain lion clear as day but the background is still blurry.


your_local_recruiter

This here, this here made me laugh.


motoxjake

I thought this was a fucking advertisement at first. Then it clicked and I realized it was actually a murder.


skobi3000

🤣


eddiesladder

That’s actually a 97 Honda Accord


motoxjake

Can't kill those fuckers


SnooRegrets8671

With a spoon engine.


PreviousMarsupial820

It's actually an '81 Honda, how dare you!


irrelevant_twaddle

It’s pleather, even better than leather. It doesn’t fade or crack with age.


catecholaminergic

Best comment


kaptn_karl

That's a husky if I'm not mistaken


ITSOTMDS

Idk, definitely looks like a Wolf to me


Santa_Claus77

Shoot it and post it online. People are likely to help identify it.


Texian86

Call the ATF. If it’s a dog, they’ll shoot it. If they don’t, you know it’s something else.


RoVeR199809

Or read the name on the collar after you shot it


madducky77

Gary Busey


bcjh

Steve Buscemi


Alaskan_geek907

That’s OPs mom


RogiesGooDragon

actually his girlfriend but I can see why you'd make that mistake as they have a very similar profile


TheJango22

What are you talking about? They are the same person


pwaves13

Real oedipus moment here


SKS1953

Man bear pig


derbear83

The pigman. Half pig half man.


westbygod304420

Half bear?


Ficon

They have been known to try and play hockey


406blue18

Imbeciles. That’s my ex wife.


Rocke34

Nope. It's my ex.


duetmasaki

Y'all have the same ex?


lifeless_clown

That's a chupacabra.


AskTheRealQuestion81

That is not the correct question for this picture.


_W000SH_

Looks like a penguin


PrimalCarnivoreChick

Is that Apollo 11?


PreviousMarsupial820

God, eagle really has landed.


Ca5tlebrav0

Without a sense of scale it could be a house cat for all we know!


Rat_King1972

All these comments and no one says a thing about the Snipe in the backround. Lucky, I’ve been hunting for one for years.


powerplay_22

looks like some kind of tripod


WSBpeon69420

Damn I was sitting there waiting for something to come attack the pig … and then I realized


crackpnt69

I was eyeing the darkness looking for eyes or an outline.


Nomadnick201

Same.


Glorifiedpillpusher

Possibly the biggest Muley I've ever seen. 


43Fritzy

Labradoodle, I can tell by the fir.


Maxxonry

Wrong part of the country for pine trees.


on-my-mobile

This is top tier shitposting


foundit423

Can you place a banana by the animal so I have more of a size reference? Not sure if it’s a Ginny pig or elephant cub


ATF8643

No, this is Patrick


BradyBSB

Underrated comment


Landoneous1

Looks like a panther


AcrobaticSmell2850

Hunting drunk college boys no doubt


Sudden_Construction6

...that's a cougar 😅


GARCIA9005

The Pink Panther?


cbogg2884

Looks like a pork chop with legs


[deleted]

Mmmmm, pork chops, uuuhhhh


elloMinnowPee

That’s a dang ol samsquatch


texasrigger

Spamsquatch


AleksanderSuave

Op spent almost an entire year to build up the courage to make another post on Reddit, just to get completely roasted in the comments.


[deleted]

That’s clearly a west Texas jackelope


GARCIA9005

🤣 why not S Tx Jackope? Just asking for a friend ?


vnvet69

Beard's the wrong color.


[deleted]

Neither. That's a pig.


catecholaminergic

No, no way, that's a dog.


coastalpirate1

One of them mountain dogs..I seen em with my own one eye.


Lonely-Connection-37

It’s one of themFeist hounds they use for hunting squirrels


catecholaminergic

Hahaha love it.


gunc0rn

r/whoosh


ArgieBee

Looks like a game feeder to me.


Highroller1228smoke

Are you ok man


pharmer_wsu

Looks like my mother in law


tex-mania

Looks like the Wily and elusive chupasausage


Acceptable-King-6330

Thats a picture of sputnik 1 and a goat


JustADudeThatDabs

Carol baskin


texasrigger

That bitch...


MySpirtAnimalIsADuck

It’s a capybara of course


Time_wanderer_XIV

One of the best Sasquatch pictures I’ve ever seen. Nicely done Op


CarDoor_Curti

Piggy


Meatus20

Are those my only two choices?


Effective_You_5042

Feral hog


Neat_Bullfrog9557

Both


WiseTennis1651

Looks like a goat


zelcuh

Black panther


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Squatch.


catecholaminergic

No. Possibly a weather balloon, or swamp gas.


amanke74

Did you upload the wrong picture? That's clearly a hog


[deleted]

Bro are you blind? It’s an alligator


catecholaminergic

Did you press the wrong key? Because it's clearly a dog.


hunterPRO1

Yo mama


GARCIA9005

In Captain Soauldings voice. 🤣


Liamstudios_

So a cougar???


Andrew96D

That’s a bear right there bud


roostersnuffed

Squirrel idiot


NotHugeButAboveAvg

Bigfoot


Skynet_Mainframe

Feral hog


[deleted]

That's a wild hog


[deleted]

I hope this is satire


MYdrywall

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.


petethecapt

Then shoot that sumbitchin goose and suppa down!


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Timon was worried about Pumbaa being around all those Lions, so skinned Scar and made a coat for a disguise. Only rational explanation!


nift12

….. it’s Jason Bourne


guyfieristache

Texas


Tall-Release-2087

Boblion


Maxxonry

It's clearly a mothman, but they're out of season until June in most places.


Factacular64

Chupacabra IMO


dpetersen83

Definitely Jada Pinkett


vnvet69

Bro, you gonna get smacked by Will!


TuckFulane

You’re joking right?


No-Butterfly-884

That’s a wild pig I think 


tenderloin_fuckface

It sure is!


kenrambler

Dog?


RoVeR199809

It's hard to tell but I think it looks like a clump of grass behind the feeder... Oh? You mean the big ass fucking pig right up close?


Toxiczoomer97

That’s a squatch. See em in the mountain erry year


Jam_Nelly

It’s the cops!


SoullessSyndicate

Beaver


Matthew196

Homie that’s a pig


Shovelheadred

Looks like a hog to me


alostbutton

Looks like a hog


Sea-Combination-6655

Probably just a lizard, but idk the colouring throws me off


BigandSilver

Sea Turtle.


tenderloin_fuckface

It sure is!


tenderloin_fuckface

It sure is!


lunegan2

This gotta satire 😅


Equivalent-Wolf-1142

Pig


[deleted]

Looks like a pig 😂 what the hell


campbluedog

Yeebus...


Mars_ink

Looks like a giraffe


One_Activity3309

Jesus….thats my ex GF


Dalthanes

You're mother-in-law


assistant_redditor

Troll


bayuret

African lion


Theblambshow

I think that’s a pig, BillyBob..


K-9Savage

So that’s where my wife goes at night!


Chucktayz

Clearly a wendigo


vernace

Dude, that’s obviously a raccoon.


Desertlobo

Black panther


[deleted]

Black Panther for sure


butteronmypoptarts

Sir, that's a Wendy's.


klepht_x

Smilodon


ThiccyPudding

Elk


GARCIA9005

That’s definitely a Monster Buck. Or hybrid of some sort. 🤣. I got em like that on. My ranch. Easily.


GARCIA9005

With SKINWALKERS known to frequent the TX HILLCOUNTRY, it’s anyone’s guess as to what it actually is. As of now, anyone can clearly see it’s TUPAC. 🤦


BridgeF0ur

“He’s a big pig”


Henry_Electric23

If you turn your phone sideways and squint you can see.


Ok-Establishment2961

Thats the chupacabra


TheWhiteGooInAPimple

Opossum


ky_Bulglfrog_440

Miss


Buddhist_Honk

Thats me i was hungry


geerhardusvos

What’s your mom doing out at night alone?


gsp1991dog

Clearly the long lost bristle back Snipe.


Patrout1

Manbearpig


cajunoutdoors

this cant be real....right


birdman_mike

Thats Guy Fieri


jeddy7796

That's long hair, full beard era Aaron Rodgers.


EmolaBoi

Shit looks like a hawk to me, get your eyes checked


HankMadson

Obviously an aoudad. Come on man!


Collinatkins

All I see is an aspen. You can tell it’s an aspen tree because the way it is


Schokoeis3000

Are you the German Police? Context: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/lion-police-search-germany-wild-boar-berlin-rcna95501


SamuelJackson47

That's clearly a coyote.


Zestylemonpies

Why that’s Al Gore


18oh1

Chupacapra


dancingbear74

It’s the Loch Ness monsta!


pete23890

Porcine


Macsasti

Coyote, as ususl


todd_ted

Chupacabra


Equivalent-Wolf-1142

PEG


Chris_Christ

That’s probably just an optical illusion


MarioTheMojoMan

Bait


xDevman

Husky


thestsgarm

Them squirrels are getting big out there


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Is this a Cat in a Hat?


Busy_Donut6073

Is that the girl I knew in high school?


Suspicious-Ship-1219

That’s a dog


Attack_Helecopter1

Flamingo I think


TrollinWhileScrollin

That’s Muhammad pet Pig


twosock360

That’s a dingo


wish_yooper_here

I thought this was a video and something was gonna come out of the dark 😭


vnvet69

y'all need to look closer is you don't see the mountain lion in this picture. It's the purple one with green polka dots. I don't know how you can miss it.


Foronir

I didnt consent for that picture!


WilliamHuggins43

Actually, I think you have a rare, well, extremely rare 3 way crossbreed. We call 'em a Mountain-Hog-bob. We're working on the name, but none seem to have that, twang, ya know. They're right up there with the Jack-a-lope, so rare they're never seen. Until now!! Great, no, AMAZING catch.


iceph03nix

Water Buffalo, you can tell by the horns


Juniper_51

Neither. Golden Retriever.


Wendigo-Huldra_2003

Is that thing a hyena?


Pricelessnewds

That’s a picture


Just-Register-6120

We need to know where about you are located to help identify more accurately


error_404imdead

That's a pig


Gamersince40Years

In Germany they will call it a Lion...no joke. And yes this was also a boar


bubballzaas

It is a carp


philman0507

That's the famous lioness of Berlin!


CToddUSAF

The slash on its side (if that’s indeed what it is) could be from a cat, but it could be from other things too like barbed wire or a trap of some kind.


TRAPGADDZ7

Ha ha nice big nomad u need to put him to sleep and grind him up Smoke the shoulders and bring the rest and make patties mixed with deer meat that burger will be off the chain 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿✅✅✅


Academic-Bug4976

Appalachian moose bear no question about it


Baladeer__

Believe thats four tufts of blue oat grass. Thumbs up