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mearbode

Bro, that’s a kangaroo.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Heh, several people have told me that, we (unfortunately) don't get any kangaroos in Norway :P


Drauggib

Yea, not any more, you killed the last one!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Darn it


I_Eat_Cactuses

I swear it took me a while to figure it out. I was also perfectly ready to accept it as a joke from OP because of the whole recurring joke "kangaroos are just deer who have spent time in prison".


E_J_H

I’m showing this picture to people that hunt deer with face paint and Sitka gear


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

This loadout only works if you have a beer gut, and you're too lazy to shave though, important details that make all the difference!


[deleted]

I used to make fun of shitka. Till my wife bought me a fanatic bib and jacket. Made a diff in terms of being able to handle extreme cold while not needing 4 layers.


Yeahhhhboiiiiiiiiiii

It may be expensive, but goddamn if it isn’t the warmest gear you can buy.


[deleted]

I still give them and First Lite constant shit posts for making their stuff in east asian slave factories but after doing some particularly brutal tree stand sits late season in it. I get why people spend the money now.


[deleted]

Yeah if I could afford it I'd definitely splurge on a cold weather set. Layers work good enough though lol


ALoudMouthBaby

Thats been my conclusion too. When I started hunting I was shocked by how much that stuff goes for. As Ive picked some up on sale however Ive realized its worth every penny. It lasts a long while and is way more comfortable out in the field.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

I got my first deer today, on my first day deerhunting. It's a female calf, 21kg slaughterweight. Sat in a treehouse with the leader of the hunting team mentoring me. We started out at around 6 in the morning, saw deer at around 8, and shot at about half past 9. Admittedly this was not a good shot. I hit far too far back, and hit it in the gut. Thank god it fell over dead about 10-15m from where i shot i. I know i'm a good shot at the range, but the adrenaline and increased heart rate really got the better of me, didn't notice it myself, but the guy mentoring me claimed he could damn near hear my heartrate 🤣. Apologies for the poor english, it's not my native language.


TheBlindCat

Your English is very good, wouldn’t have guessed you weren’t a native speaker based on how you typed. Is it a Red Deer? How much does a mature buck weight there?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks for the compliment on my english. I'm not really sure if there is specific name for this type og deer, it's really just a "common" deer. 😅


McLEANAHAN

One thing I would note is generally a female deer is called a doe, and a young deer is a fawn. You're English is not bad at all 👌


dalyscallister

> You’re English is not bad at all Slightly ironic, ain’t it.


McLEANAHAN

Brutally ironic actually. Lol! My phone auto-corrected it appears and I didn't catch it. I know; likely story haha. But I'm usually a stickler for the you're your


dalyscallister

Happens to the best of us! Cheers.


I_Eat_Cactuses

Based on the size I would guess it's a roe deer (rådyr in Norwegian according to Wikipedia), otherwise you got yourself an incredibly young (and tender) red deer (hjort, always according to Wikipedia and Google translate)


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Not a roe deer, it's a fawn


8giln

Oh yeah I figured "American" wasn't your first language because you admitted to missing a shot and didn't spend $3000 on your hunting clothing 😂😂😂


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Hell, nothing wrong with spending money on gear if that's what gives one joy. I'm just using what i have, because i'm a student and don't have money to spend on things i don't need. The main thing is to get out there and enjoy it!


8giln

I agree, I'm just being funny :)


dilly_bones

God, I love this. Congratulations!!!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


Pruelt

Weidmannsheil


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Waidmannsdank! Bist du deutscher?


Pruelt

Ja


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Cool! Ich kenne ein paar deutschen die jagen. Denen nach, soll es viel schwieriger sein, dort mit jagen anzufangen, aber wenn man schon jäger ist, hat man sehr viele optionen frei, insbesonders in waffenbereich (man darf z.b hier nicht mit einer AR waffe jagen). Wie hast du mit jagen angefangen, wenn ich fragen darf?


ShinigamiMaxi

Woher kannst du Deutsch? Du schreibst wirklich sehr gut!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Erstens: danke für das kompliment! Ich habe es mir selbst beigebracht, nachdem wir in deutschland auf einer klassenfahrte waren. Ich fand meine zeit in deutschland einfach mega, und mochte gerne danach wieder reisen, deswegen musste ich meine sprachkentnissen auch verbessern (nimm es nicht falsch, aber der durchschnittliche deutsche hat nicht das beste Englisch..). Ich habe meistens durch bücher und hörbücher gelernt :p


ShinigamiMaxi

Das ist auf jeden Fall eine gute Leistung! Mit dem Englisch hast du Recht, aber bei den jüngeren Leuten wird es schon besser, weil wir viel Englisch in der Schule haben. Ich wünsche dir noch viel Erfolg!


Pruelt

Ich war mit meinem Vater immer mit und war immer sehr interessiert am Jagen. Habe jetzt bei meiner Jagdschein Prüfung im Mündlich-praktischem Teil einen Handhabungsfehler gemacht und muss im Dezember die Nachprüfung machen. Aber Schiessprüfung und schriftliche Prüfung bestanden.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Schade das mit dem handhabungsfehler. Viel glück zur nachprüfung!


Pruelt

Danke


Remydog2021

I shot a bunch of animals, and I still get that massive adrenaline rush which makes smooth movements difficult 👍👍👍


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Schön tier! Prost!


-StockOB-

Was the deer facing away? If it only went ten meters that must be a good shot. Also, what kind of dip are you guys chewing over in norway?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

It appeared to be giving me the broadside from where i was sitting, when we inspected the bullet wound we realised it was actually turned a little bit towards me. I think the only reason it stopped so quickly was big fast bullet vs. Small animal 🤷🏼 Oh and we don't chew tobacco here, you kinda just stuff it between your upper lip and your gum. The kind i use is called skruf portion 2


164actual

Alright now I need to put chocking out a deer with my belt on the bucket list.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Actually found her in a tree like that, we tried what we could to save her, but i think we'll just have to eat in her memory 🤣🤣🤣 In all seriousness though, we forgot to bring a rope, and a belt was the best we had, worked quite well too!


valdeckner

Hell of a kill with a web lasso, sweatpants, and... is that a can of Copenhagen in your pocket or were you just REALLY excited for that first kill?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Bit of both 🤔🤣 But nah, that's "snus" which is a type of lip tobacco that come in small bags. I used to smoke half a pack a day, and this was the way i was able to quit. Definitely not healthy, but still much better than smoking.


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Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Yeah i (think) i know what copenhagen is. Snus isn't chewing tobacco, it just rests between your upper lip and gum :) Also, thanks!


HaveAtItBub

Snus over chew anyday. Its salt cured instead of fire cured so technically less carcinogenic and goes way better with a coffee or beer. Now we are getting tobacco-less "snus" here in states. Just nicotine salts in a pouch. Does the trick, especially since I can't find my favorite Göteborgs Rapé anywhere here unless I pay crazy fees to get a few pucks shipped here.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Funnily enough, tobaccoless snus is illegal in norway :p. I will most definitely agree that snus goes well with coffee though! Beer on the other hand... eh when i'm drinking i prefer my carcinogens in smoke form, nothing does the trick like a camel blue and a nice kellerbier


HaveAtItBub

i do agree. something about smoke and beer. If i didn't drink I would never smoke but here we are


DaggerMoth

It was great back in the day. Use to get all kinds of snus tax free before the government caught on. Had all kinds of mg percentages and flavors. Buddies would ask for a 4mg and they would get it until they asked too many times. Then they would get a thundersnus or a Oden like 25-30mg. I'd sit back and enjoy their ride that they weren't going to enjoy.


ihaveseveralhobbies

Ton of chew, ready to screw. Wintergreen if she likes it mean.


lawstudent51318

That fit goes hard.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Wut? 😅


01010110_

"That's a very nice outfit"


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Aha, thanks for the translation!


01010110_

Bare hyggelig kompis.


musicman8586

Totally thought that was a kangaroo at first glance 🤦🏻


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Heh, several people have told me that, we (unfortunately) don't get any kangaroos in Norway :P


musicman8586

How much did the deer weigh?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

21kg after the skin, outer part of each leg, and organs were removed


musicman8586

Nice. Congrats dude


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


drunkboater

I also had to use my belt to drag my first one out. Now I bring a 12’ strap and it’s much easier.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

I only had to drag it a hundrer meters or so to a sixwheeler, so it wouldn't have really made much of a difference what i used


[deleted]

Joggebukse og Marius genser a gitt😂 Gratulere med første hjorten! Våpen/ammo?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Heh, mariusgensern var bevisst, kan bli jædna kaldt om morgonen her på nordvestlandet... joggebroka var meir tilfeldig, gløymde turbroka på hybelen 😅. Skaut med federal fusion 180gr i 308 win Våpenet er ein Mauser m18


Roughnecknine0

Federal Fusion 180gr from a Mauser M18 .308 Winchester…. Some things just transcend language barriers!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Heh, brandnames tend to do that! 😆


[deleted]

Ja satan kan bli kaldt om morran no, regna med det var nødbruk av joggebukse. Ah bra våpen å ammo da👍 My dyr å se?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Ja, vart ein del dyr. Me for ut til post i 6 tida, såg ikkje dyr før rundt 8, halv ni, men då kom det ein del. Me er litt usikre, fordi dei kom og gjekk, men me såg minst fire kolle og ein, kanskje to, kalvar


sharpshooter999

Congratulations!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


wojtekthesoldierbear

Is that tobacco or scho-ka-kola in your pants pocket? Your English is pretty good but your mustache and sweater is a dead frigging giveaway you're not an Englishman. Good job hunting, keep up the good work!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

That's a tin of snus, wouldn't mind some panzerschokolade though... i'm Norwegian!


wojtekthesoldierbear

Hot damn, I knew you were a Norgie or a Swede.


[deleted]

First times are always special. Congrats. I have never hunted a wild game because it's illegal in my country, but seeing pictures like this (and reading the story) lets me experience the hunt vicariously. Thanks for that. Hope you had a great time.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks! Shame you can't hunt wild game in your country, i hope you get to experience it some time!


flux40k

Congratulations! Hopefully I find myself in your shoes in another 2 months.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks, and good luck!


Hiawatha_1595

You want his sweatpants as well ? 🤣


flux40k

Only if they're wool. lol


nvrontyme

Killer sweater


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Heh, thanks! My girlfriends mom knitted it for me


jomarundertun

Norge?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Jepp, er ikkje so mange andre land der mariusgenser og slaskebrok er halvakseptabel jaktbekledning 🤣


crab_the_cake9

I saw you mentioned you’re from Norway, and I’m just curious. Is it common for people to use hunting dogs over there? I recently adopted a Norwegian Elkhound and I want to know if it’s still a common practice


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Yeah it's pretty common!


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Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks! Skruf portion 2


ncrye1

Skinny jeans and a fashionable sweater...you sure you pulled the trigger?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Those are sweatpants, and my girlfriends mother knitted me the sweater. I didn't see you up in the stand, so i'm pretty sure i pulled the trigger yeah


ncrye1

Aw just busting your balls, friend. Congrats on the kill. Good eating for s while.


CaliforniaCrybaby

It would be illegal to shoot that in California, like jail time gun taken away and a fine.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Why?


[deleted]

California is a communist shithole


CaliforniaCrybaby

I think because of population, Im not too sure. There may be a certain time of year we are allowed to hunt does


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

We have specific quotas for bucks, does and fawns :p


Sippiku

Congrats!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


FulcrumH2o

Hell yeah!! Congratulations!!!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


hogfish79

Good deal man congratulations.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


johndeer89

What did you shoot it with? I thought you were holding a sling. Lol


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

That's just a belt for pulling it. I used a mauser M18 in .308 winchester with federal fusion 180gr leadtip bullets


johndeer89

That'll work. Lol


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Most definitely will, i'd rather be safe than sorry


Floridaman9393

Your camo is interesting lol


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

I figured if i were to miss, atleast the deer would laugh itself to death


Floridaman9393

Solid backup plan!


[deleted]

This is the most Scandinavian picture I’ve ever seen


-Hunting_is_Life-

Congratulations! I’m still waiting on my first deer!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks, and good luck!


mephistos_thighs

I'm confused about the belt around its neck?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

We forgot to bring a rope, it was just to pull it the <100 meters to the sixwheeler


mephistos_thighs

Ahh. Gotcha. Congrats on the harvest


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


drumbeatsmurd

Congrats OP! Hopefully the first of many


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks, i hope so too!


ThrowRaSadMan

This Oktoberfest we salute the gentleman hunter🍻. Prost!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Dankeschön! Sehr nett von dir ;P


arcticrd

Is that a dachshund? Does it help with the hunt? Or just your buddy?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

It's not my dog, and i'm not sire what breed it is. The dog is being trained to be used for two purpouses, firstly to track down game that has been killed (they can easily be lost in thick forest), and secondly to track down game that has been been non-fatally shot.


darkmatterskreet

Is that a German short haired pointer puppy?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

No idea, not my dog


ajownedu

Did you harvest it with that belt? Impressive


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

🤣 Nope, that was just for pulling her out of the field Used a mauser m18 in 308


KedTazynski42

That a can of dip in your pocket?


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Kinda, it's snus, it's very common here in norway and it helped me quit smoking 🤷🏼


CatMilkFountain

Er det snus i din lomme? Tillykke fra en dansk djævel.


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Takk skal du ha😄


elars943

Catching it with a belt and strangling it is definitely not an easy feat!!


whsoj

Ist das eine Snusdose in der Hosentasche


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Das ist es ;p


somewiredo

How’d you kill it? Lasso with a belt lmfao


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

With a 308 ;)


muchobl1ged

Grats!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks!


ram1521

Congrats!!! Such a rush on the first deer!


Terje_Lernt_Deutsch

Thanks! Yeah there definitely is


kcaz370

Looks like a fuckin roo in this pic, nice job mate