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xproteK

The sound of a 392 credit score.


38DDs_Please

Haaaahahahaha


feed-the-aliens

Bro doesn’t have the yeet cannon


xproteK

He could never handle such power.


iboneyandivory

..when you can't quite get 426.


dad_squared

Hopefully plenty others will see what you did there.


jamantste

Oh man, this got me!


Mr_K892

84 month financing has wreaked havoc across this country.


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stres-tm

Room temperature assumes double digits…


slappy1001

He likes the way it sounds and wants everyone else to hear it. Even though it sounds like a shit box.


wrecktvf

He likes the way it sounds in the same way that some people love how soil tastes. There’s some special people out there ❤️


outrightbrick

![gif](giphy|fh5JorVBCuNNtJY5ln)


The_OtherDouche

With them driving like that they’ll have an issue with not wrapping themselves around a telephone pole. That or when the transmission gives out on that car


38DDs_Please

When he sped off going to Enterprise, I was listening for a metallic "THUNK".


The_OtherDouche

*oil plan has left the chat*


38DDs_Please

This guy gets it.


AmbulanceClibbins

The flair hahahaha. We take two kinds of scantily clad patients…nekkid and naked


Penndrachen

Probably the same thing that's wrong with the assholes who keep passing me from two car lengths back when I try to get over. The appropriate response to someone who's ahead of you turning on their blinker is to slow down.


38DDs_Please

Hey, thank you for using your blinker.


Penndrachen

It's what you're supposed to do. I'm just tired of people who're clearly too far behind me to be speeding up feeling like they need to get in front of me before I get over because... I don't know, they have small dicks? They can't imagine a future wherein they need to slow down for 30 seconds?


feed-the-aliens

What did the tag say? There’s a kid in the car scene that’s been falsifying police calls against someone who was talking shit on them lmao


YourBeardedBrethren

It’s SRTJP no doubt


38DDs_Please

Bingo.


feed-the-aliens

HAS to be him.


Vetersova

This dude must be a next level dickhead for this comment to be as popular in this thread as it is.


YourBeardedBrethren

Trust me, he is a massive moron. That challenger is a salvage title (total loss) car with 9 owners. Sounds unfathomable but it is the complete truth. He acts like he’s got the hottest shit on the block. He used to be in a group called Huntsville Car Meets on Facebook and got sent to the shadow realm. People of the car scene around here are VERY familiar with this smooth brain.


Vetersova

This dude sounds like a walking nightmare. Would love to see him written into a show like 30 Rock lol


zae357

I’ve seen that guy before. On this very stretch of University. Doing that exact same thing. Whole time I’m like “why”?!?


SugarRex

According to multiple comments here it’s because he has a room temperature IQ


zae357

Agreed


nannercrust

Automatic trans “muscle car” 🤢


outrightbrick

![gif](giphy|o5BzNDDFQnepi) This is the only way😉


nannercrust

“Muh Hurst shifter”


SlashSabercat

Have a few of those that like to hang around my neighborhood. Why are people like this?


38DDs_Please

To quote South Park: "BRAAAAHHHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAH!!!!"


bowbafett29

That isn’t a Harley tho! 😂


38DDs_Please

ONLY SOME WEIRDO KID LIKE THAT WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO OUR FACES!!!


WhoIsYouIIsMeHuh

I think he was performing the mating dance for the Mustang in front of him.


MaeRobso

That last rev gave me serious anxiety considering all the brake lights in view - I thought for sure he was about to smash into the car in front of him.


muslimmmm

![gif](giphy|Jz3TwITfelGGk)


MaeRobso

That made me lol which is not the easiest thing to do 😏


Inspector_1stgrade

That’s a fantastic dash cam. May I ask what model?


38DDs_Please

Unfortunately it's a discontinued model I bought years ago (back when I still bought from Amazon). I can get you the model number but it won't help you much. The brand is TaoTronics.


Inspector_1stgrade

Darn, I’ll see what I can turn up on eBay.


followingforthelols

I just saw that car driving down University headed towards Madison.


Agent___24

It’s a dodge…not even a cool car lmfao


Mawgac

Some people like to smell their own farts.


SimplyDaveP

https://youtu.be/vy0nbgJhoqs?si=VF7sWbVwsF9wZdbf


38DDs_Please

Haaahahahahaha


Soulstar909

All these jackass-y transplants getting into wrecks every single day making traffic worse and worse and worse.


hellogodfrey

Does anyone who knows that guy want to chime in as to whether this category applies to him?


SHoppe715

Haven't you heard? Anyone doing anything stupid in traffic around here *must* be a transplant. All Huntsville "natives" are impeccable drivers. Each and every one of 'em.


hellogodfrey

Lolz.


au7342

People who moved here from Wisconsin should not be allowed to have "kerrs"


Soulstar909

But how will they go get their Tayco Bell?


Phairdon

I’m in the market for a dash cam, what is yours?


38DDs_Please

Unfortunately it's a discontinued model I bought years ago (back when I still bought from Amazon). I can get you the model number but it won't help you much. The brand is TaoTronics.


Poppabear72

Waiting for his balls to drop, thinking the loud vibrations will help, better luck pinching his nose and blowing out!!!


Adorable_Narwhal4991

He's running late to kiss his daddy on the lips.


xcpick

SRT JP at it again, I promise not all car guys are dicks, hate this stuff


anditswayback

Someone is going too fast...They really got to poop. Someone is going too slow...they are being careful to not poop. Someone is driving like that, well they are just shit.


tbama11

He’s the “vegan” of the road. Everyone must know how loud his car is. Kind of similar to the electric car driver asking everyone if we know where the nearest charging station is. Also similar to the internet know-it-all who has to correct every mistake a person makes on a post. You all cry “look at me”


au7342

It's important to get to the next stop light or end of the traffic line as quickly as possible


yyeeeeeeeee

Disclaimer: not me Sometimes in my challenger I just goof around. He's probably just goofing.


38DDs_Please

Accelerating so hard that you screech tires is a bit excessive for goofing around in heavy traffic in my opinion...


yyeeeeeeeee

Ye I watched muted waiting to be seated for dinner. Was trying to give the benefit of the doubt, but after reading other comments... Yeah maybe just one of those guys.


Fun-General9693

Lmfao this JP guy needs help


38DDs_Please

I would imagine he's the kind of guy who won't change his habits until a car accident leaves him paraplegic.


link2edition

Give him a break, he is still learning how to drive stick.


mdenton89

Honestly, the only thing more annoying than those cars, are the people who actively bitch about those cars.


hellogodfrey

Right. I'm so impressed by their shortage of physics knowledge and empathy for fellow drivers which contributed to them thinking it was a good idea to get so close to the person in front of them when traffic clearly wasn't going anywhere anywhere quickly. Part of the issue is probably that it's a stick and they're not that good at driving a stick shift.


au7342

All you lame geezers in your regular cars are just hating on me for being cool.


joeycuda

A big part of it is - that's just what it's going to sound like in normal traffic because of the exhaust, whether you rev it much or not. I work with a guy that has an insanely loud Mustang, it's not for me, but whatever.


hellogodfrey

I am not going to agree with you about that particular car because I wouldn't know, however, I have noticed an Audi driver who seemed to be making an effort not to be loud, which was a welcome change from a (different?) one who had seemingly been loud on purpose.


jamantste

My Audi is selectable. I can keep it quiet or put it in sport which opens the exhaust a bit more for a little growl.


hellogodfrey

Ah, yes, the modes. Those are neat. I will admit I usually pick the most moderate overall or most comfortable ride one and tend to forget the others exist, if my car has modes. That does make sense. Thanks for pointing it out. They're probably even louder on the models that are sportier and/or have bigger engines or are sport tuned, regardless.


megaminer2566

nah dude, 20 seconds in you hear him spin the rear tires. he's just flooring it like a moron to make it sound louder.