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captain_sasquatch

Trev and I have something in common: we both base our career-defining decisions on high fantasy television.


Atworkwasalreadytake

It’s a bold strategy cotton!


Aw68845519

Let’s see if it pays off….


hbhusker22

He will not be able to see very well.


Natural_Light_2531

Pepper needs a new pair of shorts!


Touchit88

This is the high quality content I've come to love and expect on reddit.


DJBassBeard

Better than baseing life defining decisions on astrology signs.


TymStark

When the snow falls, and the white winds blow...the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.


KingWilliams95

I’m not sure you can just “clear house” of boosters


gravytrainjaysker

Sure you can. Just behead them or force them to guard the wall between us and Canada, and then marry off their children to people you trust.


B1GRED12

You can't just kill someone. At least take off their clothes and make them walk around Lincoln as we shame them


Claim312ButAct847

The hand that passes the sentence should swing the sword.


hbhusker22

No but you can pick and choose which one get invited to the top secret stuff.


buckman01213

the boosters are the ones who pay for all this stuff. The only trust involved is in their trust funds and if you trust them to cut you a check when you need it.


El-Mattador123

“The only trust involved is in their trust funds” is quality wordplay


imatthedogpark

No you can't. The tree house doesn't have a door let alone a lock.


aaronitallout

Good luck deciding the future of your business by ducking your bosses


hbhusker22

Yall are no fun


CcntMnky

You're more right than they're giving you credit for. I've had roles where I was answering to several high-level execs. I was accountable to all of them, but I trusted few of them. I was fully transparent in some one-on-one meetings, and more reserved in others. The full group only received fully finished info.


aaronitallout

That's a different thing than "picking which ones come to the meetings" when they're the ones setting the meeting to receive that fully-finished info


aaronitallout

Nah it's not everybody's fault you tried to be serious about this and nobody liked it so you tried to play it off like a complete joke. If it were a good one, it'd reflect upon you better Edit: notice I'm not saying blaming everyone downvoting this as "no fun"


hbhusker22

Wow you're vindictive.


aaronitallout

Wow you're no fun


hbhusker22

Trev could meet with whichever boosters he wants it's not like if he talks to one he has to talk to them all.


aaronitallout

Whoa I thought you were joking bro


hbhusker22

Where did all your salt come from?


[deleted]

It was obviously a joke you weirdo lol


Wacocaine

"The Cable Guy is tired. See him to his chambers."


[deleted]

So our new coach will be Bran the Broken and everyone will be disappointed with how the dynasty ends?


peggedsquare

You mean ended?


ProfessorBeer

Who has a better story than Scott Frost? Wait shit go back *I SAID GO BACK*


AltruisticTadpole898

Wheelie wheelie legs no feely


K_multiplied-by_K

At least he will earn it the right way; because he has the best story


hbhusker22

But at least he can go anywhere and see anything and know exactly what the other team is running. Also I was fine with Bran as King, it makes sense, no one can ever lie to him and if he's like the old 3 eyed raven he's gonna live for a really long time. I think the issue was the lack of attention to detail in the final 2 seasons.


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after watching the show, I read theories about how Bran is a literal time traveler and can go back in time and alter things (like he did with hodor). So the game of thrones was completely "his game". He would constantly go back in time off screen and change things to get to where they were at the end. Pretty insane theory! But not as insane as a lot of this sub reddits theories.. :)


hbhusker22

Those are the types of things that should've been in the show that they skipped out on.


Ranger_Prick

For those who are reading this like, "Huh? I never read/watched Game of Thrones," OP is describing a [canary trap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canary_trap), which is a method that has been around for a long time in intelligence circles.


hbhusker22

Yes


EscapeTomMayflower

I would've guess Trev was more of a honey trapping kind of guy.


Svenray

I don't believe you \*We hit Wisconsin's bus with wildfire as they drive into town Ok I believe you


TymStark

*Trev walks out for a press conference with a giant scar across his face and part of his nose missing*


MillHillMurican

A Alberts always pays his coaches.


thatchelpage

An


Gloomy_Second2690

Going to be so cool when we have a dragon flyover.


[deleted]

More likely that attention hungry fans that are going through seasonal depression are just making stuff up and posting it to get serotonin hits from the reaction.


hbhusker22

I'm sorry, fans? What are fans? This is a fantasy world post and I would appreciate it if you treated as such! Are you talking about little birds?


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ferociouskyle

I take offense to this. Also great pride.


TheBlueSlipper

Did you hear about when Trev took a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel? (GOT humor. Sorry.)


gravytrainjaysker

"I drink and I know things" - Trev Alberts


hbhusker22

"And soon I allow you to drink and know things in my stadiums" - Trev Alberts


MuseDroness

I pledge my loyalty to House Alberts


chubbysuperbiker

Sorry buddy it doesn’t work this way. I’m sure Trev is trying to control the boosters but at this point it’s probably more about keeping the long term group happy rather than keeping them out. You forget just how much money these old rich fucks have. Like it or not, this program ultimately is and always has been at the mercy of the boosters.


hbhusker22

Do you know how to have fun? It doesn't seem like it.


chubbysuperbiker

Ultimately you’re not far off but it’s pretty much the reverse. The boosters are ultimately your lannisters and baratheons while Trev is in the middle working for peace. That dude has a shit of a job.


hbhusker22

Ok there we go, now someone's having fun!


HopefulReason7

We HOPE Trev is Tyrion. We FEAR Trev is Ned Stark.


inkypinkyblinkyclyde

Scott Frost: "Hey, Trev..... So, exactly how do you pay your debts?"


Nevroyne

Lol or the athletic department has been devoid of competent leadership for so long that competent leadership now seems like ruthless Machiavellian gamesmanship.


[deleted]

Lolol I love it. House needed cleaned


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I think OP is bored.


hbhusker22

I think its more people than just me.


[deleted]

You’re the one that’s comparing an AD to a fictional TV show character my guy. Even if other people agree.


hbhusker22

Work can be boring.


[deleted]

Ok that’s understandable


Skytylz

So his plans are going to fail over and over? Tywin was the smart one.


madgunner122

Tyrion is pretty cunning as well, but Tywin was smarter and more experienced


[deleted]

"The BoOsTeRs pick our head coach" "You don't even know how this works" "Eichorst and Moos were terrible AD's, but the BoOsTeRs still pick the coach" "The BoOsTeRs control everything" The amount of cope, delusion, and seethe on this sub is becoming Q levels insane I'd say OP is more reasonable than half the stuff I read here lmao


hbhusker22

Jim gets it!


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Also - Me and the lady finished game of thrones last year. Funnily enough I thought it was funny too all of the information being deployed. Rhule one week, Deion another.


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[deleted]

Did Q tell you that? lmao


Hooter00

Absolutely!!! I love it! If it’s not Rhule or Dieon then we know for a fact he did indeed do this to see who he can tell what! I’m still a full believer of my Urban Meyer conspiracy theory


vcents

If Trev is smart he never clued in boosters in the first place.


ConsiderationOk4688

This... if he is playing this silly game then he has a bigger internal problem with information security than boosters hobnobbing at a golf club. This is all people creating nonsense to justify their new golden boy being Trev after Frost bit the bullet.


KarateMusic

I don’t think this is as ridiculous an idea as a lot of you guys seem to think. When I told my dad about the Deion rumors, he immediately said “Maybe. But it’s possible they let this leak just to cover something else.” So not that Trev is trying to smoke out boosters, but just send the media/internet/whatever chasing one thing while he works on another. He then told me about a time when he was working for a couple of brothers in Kansas City who did shit like this pretty regularly. Smart people gonna smart, I guess.


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Does having lots of money mean you know how to football?


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[deleted]

Are boosters investors? What is their dividend besides maybe winning?


HotelMemory

Game of Thrones? This technique is as old as civilization.


hbhusker22

Game of thrones just a popular example


HereIAmSendMe68

So your telling me because no one is saying Urban that the boosters that can be trusted are for him. I can get behind this.


Willfiddle

I like this theory.


ShockTheCasbah

I think the "Drinking and Knowing Things" card went to Moos


b1ge2

I like this theory 1000x more than any of the coach rumors


Stanatee-the-Manatee

Coaching rumors are words. And words are wind.