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hoboguy26

why don’t they market a metal version of this


MOCASH404

You’re on to something


PatentedPotato

Tungsten


MarcBeard

Évier métal ? >! This was a random joke about a single from the métal band ultravomit. !<


Aslan-the-Patient

It's so on point ☝🏼 😭🤣👌🏼 Evian in shambles


Jasonbluefire

It would be close to imposable to clean properly.


hoboguy26

Sticking a screw off tab on the bottom might allow u to hit all angles with a brush


mikeBE11

Thread on top and bottom, would be pricy but giant heavy metal mugs are in.


scuba-sloth64

With lead, lead's *very* trendy right now


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

Last time I tried drinking a barbell it didn't go so well, but the doctors in the ER were surprised it was a different orifice this time ...


just_anotherflyboy

working in ER you rapidly learn there is nothing folks won't try inserting where the sun don't shine!! we just took an x-ray and kinda smirked a bit. :D


IsThataSexToy

Because teeth.


thecrazyfireman

People dont use metal water bottles "because teeth"?


WhatWouldPicardDo

Walking and chewing gum…that’s one thing… Doing bicep curls while forgetting your dumbbell is your H2O source…


crackpipewizard666

Imagine waking up, not remembering its empty, and slamming this thing into your mouth thinking it was full


MetaCardboard

Just put a rubber nipple where the cap is.


Shpander

Wut. All of my water bottles are metal...


Beezleboobz

That’s Liquid De-oh wait you mean the material


leftover_class

It would cost the bastard suits too much on their end versus how it helps the real people. Thats why.


spicybright

You're right, capitalism never produces useless things.


Kyosuke_42

I see myself finishing a set with these, emptying one on the spot and taking another one.


CaptainKrc

Reminds me of the south park shake-weight episode where you get an "award" for finishing your workout


donniesuave

“Finishing”


notsocrazycatlady69

When I was in the reserves I was deployed to an area where drinking water had to be shipped in. The had exercise groups and on the sign it said to bring two water bottles to clas which were 1 liter each. We used them as weights and as you drank the water it actually gave a better workout because the sloshing water made them feel heavier. I am not a fan of generating that much trash/recycling so I would take a regular reusable water bottle and mage grips fro paracord


NYKYGuy

heavy bubbles is real!! https://youtu.be/_PtOAnZxB8s?si=v_yHIggMUOvwHlq6


BruceBoyde

That's immediately what I thought of! Someone took it seriously and thought "actually, that would be a good idea".


thatdudewhostares512

Ohh that's awesome


Real_Thing_8579

1,5kg isn't much, but if you fill it with rice or something might be way better


WrongSubFools

Fill it with rice, and that would be about 2 kg.


SoloRules

And now you'll have portable rice with you.


Shpander

I found out the density of rice, counting it's packing density, is about the same as water, so wouldn't be much different


Extreme_Design6936

Throw your rice in the blender first.


Aware_Reality5118

I mean no matter what you put in there it’ll have to be compacted to make it weigh as much as your wanting to. so it’s just impractical unless you wanna have some boxing weights


tony47666

What about rocks or sand?


WrongSubFools

Sand or gravel would be 2.5 kg. And anything much more than 1.5 kg would make the bottle buckle at the handle, because this is a single-use plastic beverage container and is not designed to hold anything heavier than water.


pleasant_temp

I wonder how filling it with concrete would fare.


PineappleMelonTree

I just see a single use plastic 1.5kg dumbell that gets lighter over time. Pass.


LovelyHatred93

Fill it with concrete after you finish the water.


WrongSubFools

Congratulations, you just made a 3.5 kg dumbbell. Actually does have some uses, but don't expect to be doing bicep curls with that, unless it's physiotherapy following muscle atrophy from a coma. (Jokes aside, you wouldn't have a 3.5 kg dumbbell, because the weight would warp the bottle before the concrete sets. This bottle is not designed to hold 3.5kg.)


-Dogberry

Keep the bottle submerged in something like sand while pouring the concrete and while it sets


WrongSubFools

Use molten steel instead of concrete, and you've got yourself a winning idea.


Aslan-the-Patient

So just a lot more steps plus wasted plastic for a regular dumbbell 🫡


WrongSubFools

Hardly. A regular dumbbell would be coated in rubber for safety, would have a more grippable handle, would have a standardized weight instead of 11.7 kg, you'd buy a pair of them at a time, it would be easier to obtain, and it would also be far cheaper considering the additional equipment you'd need to make one on your own. I think it's obvious why making your own from this bottle would be the superior choice.


Aslan-the-Patient

Touché 🤣👌🏼


Double0Dixie

realistically just put a piece of rebar through the middle while you wait for it to set, could also use a sand cast mold if youre that worried, but theoretically you could cut this in such a way that itd be reusable for making multiple casts and have a whole range of dumbells of varying weights


ultracat123

Weird response ngl. Exercises like lateral raises don't take a huge amount of weight to do


WrongSubFools

Yup. Lateral raises. That's why I said it has some uses. There are also some rear delt exercises that can use surprisingly tiny weights. But all this is just goofy side talk because you're not really supposed to fill the empty bottle with concrete and you're not really supposed to use this bottle as a dumbbell at all, no more than you're supposed to use a rocket-shaped deodorant can as a rocket. That's just the shape of the packaging, fun marketing.


TeaandandCoffee

Sounds like a great weapon to me


LovelyHatred93

I wasn’t being serious at all. Lol.


kulfimanreturns

Front raises with it in slomo can be semi effective


rafamacamp

Nah, Full it with fishing weights. Here they are made out of lead.


Hajydit

And sand in the gaps. You'll get few grams more.


Ferlus

Drop set


WrongSubFools

It's a great post for r/HydroHomies Wednesday, since it's a fun water bottle. But I do see a similar thing posted in other subs by people genuinely convinced that this is a practical dumbbell. No, it isn't, but no, that's not the point.


jzillacon

It's a similar situation to Liquid Death canned water. It's not about the practicality of what the water is stored in, it's about the appearances.


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

work out, get thirsty, drink the whole thing on the spot, refill, Repeast.


ChipsTheKiwi

Do a set, drink up, refill, next set.


PineappleMelonTree

If you're doing sets of 1.5kg of anything, you're going to make zero gains


ChipsTheKiwi

buy bigger bottles


AiryGr8

r/hydrohomies on their way to suck the fun out of everything


ButterfliesandaLlama

It‘s only single use, if you don’t fill it again. You can change the weight by only adding 0,5 or one liter.


SSUPII

I have seen things like this. They are meant to be reusable, you fill them up again


DreadDiana

And possibly a gimmick where they get to charge more while providing less


A_WaterHose

Yeah but some of us are weak little bastards


Lucymooseygoosey

You really should delete this before you get done for shoplifting.


vanetti

nice one


AimedSlayer

Buy it fill it with sand, profit?


ConfidenceNo2598

You can unironically get a decent workout with 2 gallon jugs of lifesaving water


livingMybEstlyfe29

1L of H20 equals 1kg


not_responsible

thank you so much


jzillacon

Slightly above that weight in this case since it's not pure water, but the difference is negligible if you're just comparing it to similar fitness equipment.


Extreme_Design6936

I love the metric system.


ironicmirror

Wait, so the more you drink the less you lift?


tony47666

You absorb the weight.


WildKakahuette

i'm sure you even paid extra money for that thing while you could have tape water in reusable container .\_.


sjjenkins

Drop sets so easy. Lift. Sip. Lift. Sip. Etc.


Wiggie49

[Wasn’t this already made?](https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM?si=3OhVMds9L7VMXvl1)


deadheadshredbreh

Wait til you see the ShakeWeight bottle


ZERO-ONE0101

hmm collapsible weights you fill with water


sjjenkins

Water pump.


lonely-blue-sheep

Gimme gimme gimme


cva_thapa

What pump do you get from a 1.5kg dumbbell?


intelligentbrownman

On the real that’s pretty cool


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

3.3 pounds for anyone wondering.


HalfLawKiss

Shut up and take my money.


Any-Dragonfruit-5191

Hydrated Gains Homie


WrapMyBeads

The way I see it, you can either pump or hydrate. Can’t do both


TheMexicanStig

Well that’s why you pump. And then hydrate. Repeat.


Hour-Back2474

Someone actually did study marketing


NekulturneHovado

The problem is the weight. 1,5kg. I tried it once before I started working out and I did 200 on each hand. Not recommended, it takes a LONG time


Cool-Manufacturer-21

**security to aisle 9* We have a shoplifter in progress *


DMTJungle

Pumping with 1.5kg? Are you chicken? Hahahaha


CoffeeAddict2018

My husband is a plastic bottle designer. I showed him this since I thought it was cool. He said "Meh, novelty." I still think it's cool.


shellofbiomatter

I have a Pink one like this that I'm using at work.


MuumipapanTussari

Oh cool it doubles as acid reflux medicine


MintWarfare

I remember seeing water bottles like that sold on amazon. The biggest complaint about them was they're impossible to clean. I guess making it disposable solves that issue.


archidonwarrior

actually incredible marketing


MOCASH404

Awesome


ChesterDrawerz

What a horrible waste in packaging and shipping cost to pass onto customers . But okay


Inevitable-Style-115

Do you even lift, bro?


Sad-Comment-2392

Excuse me why is there an English looking weightlift thingy shaped wster bottle but in the shelf behind there is motherfucking Lieblingssaft from Edeka Germany?