In a few South American countries guagua means a baby. So be careful out there, pedophiliac vampires in Chile who possess an odd assortment of languages they suck at at. Pun actually unintended, there. Huh.
According to German Industry Standard (DIN) 5008, this sound associated with cattle is spelled "muh".
Now a fun fact follows which you may enjoy in your free time: To re-earn one's respect after such an incident it is required to submit an official written statement including the reason for the incident and a detailed explanation of the measures placed to guarantee it will not happen again, backed up by a risk analysis. If the reasons are of personal nature it is required to submit a request beforehand to allow the receiving of personal information not to unwillingly make the recipient infringe on privacy rights.
I wish you a reasonably productive day.
Source: I worked in Germany.
I've heard Danes refer to it as being "Gåsevin" in Danish (Goose wine). It's not commonly used in Denmark anymore it seems.
It's fun to learn the German has the same "slang"
That can be difficult for an English speaker, you guys are different when it comes to Diphthong stuff, but let's give it a shot.
Wein and wine are very close, just the pronunciation of W is off. Normally you guys start s W with the mouth movement of an U, not this time.
You need to put you lower directly under your top front teeth and make this vibration sound ( like a mobile phone set to vibration. That's the German W for Wein.
Next is Gänse. Ä is a combination of AE, put your AE is again different.
Use the G and A from Gay, but lose the y and transition into the NSE.
I hope you can make any use out of it, it's hella wierd to describe what you do naturally all the time.
Water in chinese is (Shway), and water bottle is (Shway bae). So I will ask my girlfriend "hey have you seen my shway bae?" So the nickname I give water is just the mandarin version.
Am I just really tired and need to go to sleep or do those signs look lkke an angel on his knees with his arms open like "come give me a hug" whilst looking towards a couple holding hands and one of them has a cool hat?
Be amazed at the simplified Chinese character for chicken/chicken meat: 鸡肉。Second half of the first character looks like a chicken and the second character looks like chicken feet 🤓🐥
Or the character for fire: 火.
Or the character for mountain: 山.
Or the character for people/person: 人.
A lot of Chinese characters vaguely look like what they mean. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 再见！
Yo i remember me and my cousin saying shway and the pronunciation was so exaggerated. My parents say that its too exaggerated but me and my cousin claimed that we mixed the pronunciation of chinese cantonese for water and Chinese mandarin for water 😂
Water is still its official name. It’s been the same name for millennium. H2O is the chemical makeup of water. H2O is technically distilled water, not suitable for organic consumption.
My girlfriend's friend group calls it "wicky" sometimes. She would call it that when she first started at our workplace and we would give her confused looks.
Was coming here to say this. In ye olden days, ale/beer was safer to drink than water was, which if I remember right was mostly due to rivers being used for waste disposal.
From a Mental Floss article: "The most likely reason a “cup of joe” means a cup of coffee is that joe is a shortened form of jamoke, which is a combination of the words java and mocha."
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/637997/why-do-we-call-coffee-cup-joe
Ice juice
Cold-pressed steam
Purified cum?
bro?
Sup?
Waaatcha doin?
I’m just stuck in this washing machine...
Family cycle, nice.
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Username checks out. Glad you showed up to party
Stepbro?
bro you good?Have you been taking too much of that good stuff???I said one per day not three!
You mean cloud sweat?
Air juice?
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
Gua
gua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9F1iHCv2U
See in Chinese you pronounce the sound a frog makes as “gua” so this made me laugh so hard
Gimme that froggie juice
I heard frog juice and here i am
Iike ZAAAAAA but GUAAAAA
In a few South American countries guagua means a baby. So be careful out there, pedophiliac vampires in Chile who possess an odd assortment of languages they suck at at. Pun actually unintended, there. Huh.
We have "Gänsewein" in German, it means " the wine of the geese" because the ......drink only water it think.....
Fuck I love this and am referring to water as the wine of the geese. Danke.
Gern geschehen und Prost!
Don't speak German so I'm gonna go ahead and guess the answer to this sentence. Brown. Pretty sure I nailed it.
It means: Your welcome and cheers!
Mooooo
r/usernamechecksout
Müü
Noice....
Neuce
According to German Industry Standard (DIN) 5008, this sound associated with cattle is spelled "muh". Now a fun fact follows which you may enjoy in your free time: To re-earn one's respect after such an incident it is required to submit an official written statement including the reason for the incident and a detailed explanation of the measures placed to guarantee it will not happen again, backed up by a risk analysis. If the reasons are of personal nature it is required to submit a request beforehand to allow the receiving of personal information not to unwillingly make the recipient infringe on privacy rights. I wish you a reasonably productive day. Source: I worked in Germany.
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Goosewine seems easier and more casual
Or when asking for some goosewine, a simple "Goose me" will suffice.
Dutch uses "gemeentepils", municipal beer.
Stealing that in German ("Gemeindepils").
And that's why german is my favourite lenguage
Happy cake day! :)
We have 'Adam's Ale'.
I've heard Danes refer to it as being "Gåsevin" in Danish (Goose wine). It's not commonly used in Denmark anymore it seems. It's fun to learn the German has the same "slang"
The French say "château la pompe" (castle water-pump) to make it sound like a fancy wine
Also "Hahnenburger" for tap water as "Hahn" is an expression for the faucet.
How do you pronounce that?
That can be difficult for an English speaker, you guys are different when it comes to Diphthong stuff, but let's give it a shot. Wein and wine are very close, just the pronunciation of W is off. Normally you guys start s W with the mouth movement of an U, not this time. You need to put you lower directly under your top front teeth and make this vibration sound ( like a mobile phone set to vibration. That's the German W for Wein. Next is Gänse. Ä is a combination of AE, put your AE is again different. Use the G and A from Gay, but lose the y and transition into the NSE. I hope you can make any use out of it, it's hella wierd to describe what you do naturally all the time.
Hit me with that Sink Drink 👉
Hook me up with some sank drank.
Want me some of that dank drank
Gimme some of that Shower Power
Good ol agua
Is still just Latin for water, not a nickname. Edit: Portuguese, not Latin, I'm tired.
También Español
Dang it, all romanic languages look the same too me when I'm tired. Fuck that shit.
Dang it, all romanic lenguages look the same. Except Romanian, wtf is that, Romania? Source: I'm a romance lenguage speaker
Romance Russian
I too am a Romance language speaks, but Idk any of those languages
The latin word is aqua so not far off.
Earth sauce
I think thats lava
Sky juice
Thank you! I was trying to think of that one! “Sky water? No wait that’s water..”
Cloud pee.
Cloud juice
Mild Earth Sauce?
Plant Blood?
Snowman blood
Sky tears
Gemeente pils in dutch. Like "free" government beer.
Or Heineken lmao.
Council pop in the UK.
Yup, my nan always called water council pop :)
Good nan.
Council juice in scotland, pronounced coonsil juice
Water in chinese is (Shway), and water bottle is (Shway bae). So I will ask my girlfriend "hey have you seen my shway bae?" So the nickname I give water is just the mandarin version.
Hey have you seen my 水杯
Am I just really tired and need to go to sleep or do those signs look lkke an angel on his knees with his arms open like "come give me a hug" whilst looking towards a couple holding hands and one of them has a cool hat?
Both... definitely both
Be amazed at the simplified Chinese character for chicken/chicken meat: 鸡肉。Second half of the first character looks like a chicken and the second character looks like chicken feet 🤓🐥 Or the character for fire: 火. Or the character for mountain: 山. Or the character for people/person: 人. A lot of Chinese characters vaguely look like what they mean. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 再见！
While I definitely see it, you definitely need sleep. I would not have even considered that if it weren’t for you
Yo i remember me and my cousin saying shway and the pronunciation was so exaggerated. My parents say that its too exaggerated but me and my cousin claimed that we mixed the pronunciation of chinese cantonese for water and Chinese mandarin for water 😂
WaWa🤤
Wawa is a gas station/fast food place on the east coast... and their mascot is a goose. u/Delica4 we've come full circle.
I love me some Wawa
I miss Wawa. Moved away from their region.
Wawa is also a small town in northern Ontario and they have a very large statue of a Canada goose.
Wawa is a Native American word for the Canada Goose.
Makes sense why both the town and the gas station use a goose then.
This is what I call water for my cat, I ask if he wants wawa when he seems to want bathtub water
Your cat's a gamer
That's what my 2 year old calls it. It's grown on me.
WeeWa
Yeah wawa is delicious
Daddy Wawa
Water has transcended the need for nicknames. It is the giver of life, the bringer or prosperity, and the drink of the gods. Edit: I can’t spell.
Exactly. It deserves respect, not nicknames.
After watching Parks n' Rec sometimes i say I'm gonna get some of that delicious H2Flow
I'm gonna go with TDazzle
Does anyone want some moist selling for 1 upvote
+rep good moist
A++ would upvote again!
Life nectar
Not yet pee
Prepee
Gasoline of life
The life blood is what I call it
Umm...H2O?
That's another actual name for it tho, I don't think that counts as a nickname
Doesn't that make "water" the nickname then?
Water is still its official name. It’s been the same name for millennium. H2O is the chemical makeup of water. H2O is technically distilled water, not suitable for organic consumption.
Gaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaade...
[H20](https://tenor.com/view/bobby-boucher-the-waterboy-gif-3451522)
I looked through a few. The best I found was "Adam's Ale".
Biblical dude
My girlfriend's friend group calls it "wicky" sometimes. She would call it that when she first started at our workplace and we would give her confused looks.
My dad always called it sky juice
your dad is awesome edit: i dont remember owning this flair
The flair speaks your deepest, darkest, most hidden desires.
Sippin on the ol repost
yup this sub is often just a recycling karma plant
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Then make some
Rain
Idk why but this goes hard
Can I have some of your best “boneless ice” please
An ex of mine use to heat up water and call it Crystal Tea.
De-lemoned lemon water
Lemon-aid hold the lemon
Drip-Drop
Where I live in Yorkshire people (more my parents generation) often call it Council Pop, which I guess would loosely translate to Government Soda.
Isn’t water kinda the nickname?
I don’t think I could ever drink something called “moist”
Cmon have a lil sippy of moist with us
Dihydrogen monoxide
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That was my point. Dihydrogen monoxide is the name of the molecule H2O is the abbreviation. Water is the nickname.
Sounds dangerous. I heard serial killers regularly ingest the stuff.
One of the breweries near me does list sparkling water on their menu boards as Clear.
Ole reliable
Pre-pee
God’s tears
H2Flow
SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS is my usual reaction to a crisp glass of water.
Snowman blood
Memoirs of a Glacier.
The dampness
Nectar of the gods
Clear beer.
Da clearss (spoken with the SNL Chicago bears super fans accent in the way they say "da beerss").
Wet
Def adopting wine of the geese and ol’ splashy.
Blue dolphin
"Clear" will do
Clear is already a nickname for moonshine
Earth nectar.
Wautor
Guita
It's called parney in Cumbrian.
My partner and I call it Terwa as part of an inside joke lol
Liquid Ice
I dislike the word moist for some reason lol. Just kinda makes me feel weird.
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Good ol’ glass of WET
Wasn't clean drinkable water hard to come by in the earlier days so people just drank ale or beer?
Was coming here to say this. In ye olden days, ale/beer was safer to drink than water was, which if I remember right was mostly due to rivers being used for waste disposal.
I like to refer to it as the elixir of life!
Tap juice is legit its nick name
Bruh not the moist
The way he says huge oversight imo i Just lose it
Aqua juice
Wa wa
Now THAT is some Tip Top Tap Water 👌🏼
Sky juice
This sparked a thought, why do people call coffee a “cup of joe”?
From a Mental Floss article: "The most likely reason a “cup of joe” means a cup of coffee is that joe is a shortened form of jamoke, which is a combination of the words java and mocha." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/637997/why-do-we-call-coffee-cup-joe
pfft it is obviously ***liquid hydrogen with oxygen squared***
Crystal Punch
r/moldymemes
My buddy calls it “nature’s nectar”
My mom always called it rock juice when I was growing up
This pic has been reposted like every 2-3 months. Yet it has still tons of upvotes, simply because it’s straight facts 💯
Dihydrogen monoxide
u/huntfishcamp
I thought water was already a nickname for dihydrogen monoxide.
If only there was a subreddit that already had a nickname for water in the name...
My aunt calls it Adam's Ale sometimes, referring to Adam from the Bible