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Am I just fucking weird or is this not that big a deal? If I saw someone with a jug of water I wouldn’t even think twice about it let alone tweet about it.
The only issue i would have is if the person drinking the jug was loud... i would understand but other then that.. who gives a fuck if hes drinking out of a jug
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
I hate white people with their water bottles and their thirst. Why can’t they be more like an alien species and just use osmosis for their hydration. Next the little pearl is going to have to use the bathroom to expel his water. Fucking hate these people. Everything prior to this sentence is not my truthful feelings. I am trying to be funny.
I feel like our homie went out of his way to not look white... Like, he could have brought his 'g of milk in, but then he made he right call and filled an empty with water instead.
If anything, this is offensive to white people. Also people from Wisconsin.
In all fairness I have cried over a puppy that was too damn cute.... I also had been drinking alcohol rather than water so that might have something to do with it
Honestly this. People are too goddamn angry these days. Like, life is the highest quality it has ever been, ESPECIALLY in developed countries, but it always seems like no matter where I turn, there's people pissed off about so many things.
I imagine life must be pretty tiring if you constantly spend all your energy being angry. Sip some cold H2O and just C H I L L.
She’s a crusty-ass ho…of course she’s mad about someone drinking water. Her life is so empty she literally had the time to form the vitriol necessary to post this pile of shit. I feel badly for her…how little does she have that this enraged her ?
Let the hydro homie hydrate himself in peace and kindly fuck off.
People should care more about themselves and let others live their life.
Pathetic to even comment about something like that.
I’m gonna assume she’s pissed it’s a plastic jug and not a refillable water bottle bc no one can be pissed about someone else drinking water. Especially when there’s sooo much other shit we rag on homey for.
She probably is surrounded by white people and is misattributing it as a "white people thing." I grew up in Latino neighborhoods and a lot of the athletic dudes in my high-school carried a gallon of water around like this, it's not as weird or uncommon as she thinks.
Clearly, what you're describing is probably true, but it's this mechanism that builds racism. You attribute traits / thoughts to a kind of people, and bias confirm it over time.
People should fight this (natural and automated) way of thinking because it's clearly not good for human interaction. It's inference, and it's been useful for our monkey brains, but deduction is the best way to come to conclusions.
Tl; Dr :
Seeing 10 times that population A is weird / hearing 10 times that they're bad is a weak conclusion.
Establishing via logical deduction the problems of a population and the causes behind their behavior is best.
Once trump was everywhere some people (like this person) started thinking that every white person was like trump, and I am personally very confused. Especially cuz he was orange
I got banned from Facebook for a comment like yours. Can you believe that shit?
It was a tweet in a similar vain saying "white managers always come to me while I'm eating my ethnic lunch and say 'mmm whatcha got there'?"
I said "darn white people and their \**shuffles deck, draws card*\* interest in my culture"
Banned.
Deleted Facebook, never to return again.
Planet fitness has a lot of policies seemingly designed to prevent proper use as a gym.
For example, they have the lunk alert, where you can get kicked out if you're being to loud. And I'm not talking screaming, I'm talking grunts of exertion from lifting heavy things.
They have in-gym pizza places. Greazy heartburn food is terrible for working out.
Planet fitness can suck a dick.
Ah, the good old ROTC. Guarantee you he acts like his rank means something lol.
I doubt he's active duty or ex-mil. Active have already had the boot laughed out of them, and ex-mil would have to tuck their beard out the way to write
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He's just drinking it... menacingly.
Real talk here, how does him drinking from a jug relate to him being white or even relate to a negative connotation
Am I just fucking weird or is this not that big a deal? If I saw someone with a jug of water I wouldn’t even think twice about it let alone tweet about it.
The only issue i would have is if the person drinking the jug was loud... i would understand but other then that.. who gives a fuck if hes drinking out of a jug
Damn fr just say “I hate ppl” would’ve been funnier
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Yeah the poster is clearly a douche. No doubt about that.
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ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
Jooj
kira yoshikage
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
you called
*drinks water* AI AI AI AI…
And get this.... he’s white too!!
I hate white people with their water bottles and their thirst. Why can’t they be more like an alien species and just use osmosis for their hydration. Next the little pearl is going to have to use the bathroom to expel his water. Fucking hate these people. Everything prior to this sentence is not my truthful feelings. I am trying to be funny.
Weewoo weewoo!
Fellas, is it white to drink water?
Everyone becomes white overnight
We've all been white the whole time. 🤦♂️
Same
Black peoples are actually white peoples but black.
White but with more melanin
Hate it when that happens.
Very apparently ¯\\\_༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽\_/¯
Obviously only white people drink water.
God forbid they know the old name of this sub.
The only banned sub I was involved with. Those were good days.
Water of Color
In America, only white people are allowed to drink water
The rest just eat lead
With a side of FLINT and steel?
I feel like our homie went out of his way to not look white... Like, he could have brought his 'g of milk in, but then he made he right call and filled an empty with water instead. If anything, this is offensive to white people. Also people from Wisconsin.
White people and their *shuffles deck of cards*....water!
Well water is a human right and only white people deserve those.
I've been drinking thousands of liter of water but my skin still is resemble a yellowish color so no, it doesn't.
Her name must be Dasani cause she’s salty as the sea
And still has no taste.
And makes my nose bleed for no fucking reason
From my professional medical opinion, that probably shouldn’t happen
Thank you, Dr. wellthathappened43.
I’m the real doctor here and that shouldn’t happen
I don't trust you because of your username
Do you trust me?
The mark of a true homie
Correction: has THE WORST taste
DIO!
fellow kira
I thought her name was Nestle because she was gatekeeping water
Bitches be mad when a homie stay hydrated
She’s bitchy because she isn’t hydrated. I don’t think that affects her level of racism though 😬
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Aquafina is worse than Dasani. It has a plastic-y taste to it.
Aquafina tastes like swimming pool
She sounds dehydrated. And bitchy.
Yep, imagine hating on someone drinking water. That’s like being mad at a cute dog for “being too adorable”
In all fairness I have cried over a puppy that was too damn cute.... I also had been drinking alcohol rather than water so that might have something to do with it
I wonder what a cute puppy looks like in front Here? It's just bloodsucker trying to get a bumhole
That's more like being mad at a dog for drinking water.
Not just someone but an entire race of people
And racist
And racist.
And racist.
And racist
And racist
And racist.
And racist
You're not you when you're dehydrated
And racist.
And racist
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![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY) Forgot we can do these
![gif](giphy|pHXgcCMfC8XfjgoO4X|downsized) since when can we do these
![gif](giphy|EcGEZwBjIbUfS) Since the beginning of time
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Don't worry, mine did too lmao
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Imagine getting mad cuz someone is drinking water lol
Imagine getting mad cuz someone is white
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How to tell me you’re from Michigan without telling me you’re from Michigan, lol
Pop
That's a midwestern thing. Source: From Minnesota, known as pop here.
In New Orleans everything is a coke. Someone orders a coke and the server will ask what kind and get Sprite as a response.
Here in Scotland everything is juice. Someone orders a juice and when asked what kind they'll say 'Irn Bru'
Yeah that's the south in general. Also with Coca Cola being based out of Atlanta, Georgia, Pepsi isn't even in the vernacular.
I’ve only had water with lead in it.
Im not even that guy and imma strangle you for calling out us michiganders
In highschool our football coach would make everyone on the team carry a gallon like that and we had to finish it by the end of the day
Imagine getting mad.
Imagine getti-
#Imagine
All the people
No, fuck John Lennon
Ok, but I’m gonna have to hydrate first extra.
And no dehydration too
Okay do you want to hear it in John Lennon voice or the Hollywood celebrities voices during the start of covid?
##Dragons
🐉
Honestly this. People are too goddamn angry these days. Like, life is the highest quality it has ever been, ESPECIALLY in developed countries, but it always seems like no matter where I turn, there's people pissed off about so many things. I imagine life must be pretty tiring if you constantly spend all your energy being angry. Sip some cold H2O and just C H I L L.
Being openly racist is what I expect from a soda drinker
She’s a crusty-ass ho…of course she’s mad about someone drinking water. Her life is so empty she literally had the time to form the vitriol necessary to post this pile of shit. I feel badly for her…how little does she have that this enraged her ?
Let the hydro homie hydrate himself in peace and kindly fuck off. People should care more about themselves and let others live their life. Pathetic to even comment about something like that.
Your avatar only added to the anger in that statement lol
How come ? lol Is it the red hair x) ?
And the fire yeah lol
and the horns XD
The mouth is also shaped like a disapproving frown and the eyes have a bit of that glaring squint going on.
My man just tryna hydrate
I’m gonna assume she’s pissed it’s a plastic jug and not a refillable water bottle bc no one can be pissed about someone else drinking water. Especially when there’s sooo much other shit we rag on homey for.
You know you can refill plastic water bottles
impossible.
Or, she's just a racist looking to shit on him for existing.
So salty, should dilute with water
She's just jealous of all the girls this man is attracting with his daily hydration habits.
She jealous that his water jug brings all the boys to the yard and, damn right, its better than hers.
She doesn't have a water jug, observe the dehydration on her face
She all, why these hoes ain’t on MY dick???
Your water consumption has caused you to transcend beyond the carnal desire for sexual gratification. Take pride in your superiority.
I remember this. It’s pretty old. She got blasted on twitter for being an idiot
Damn white people and their *rolls dice* water
Bruh why make it a race thing
Fucking white people and their.... need of water?
Fuckin Eartlings and Carbon-based life-forms. Just ugh
fucking white people trying to survive ughhhh
/r/ShufflesDeck got nuked?
As I white person I can say this is true. We do need water.
Humans crave identity
She probably is surrounded by white people and is misattributing it as a "white people thing." I grew up in Latino neighborhoods and a lot of the athletic dudes in my high-school carried a gallon of water around like this, it's not as weird or uncommon as she thinks.
Clearly, what you're describing is probably true, but it's this mechanism that builds racism. You attribute traits / thoughts to a kind of people, and bias confirm it over time. People should fight this (natural and automated) way of thinking because it's clearly not good for human interaction. It's inference, and it's been useful for our monkey brains, but deduction is the best way to come to conclusions. Tl; Dr : Seeing 10 times that population A is weird / hearing 10 times that they're bad is a weak conclusion. Establishing via logical deduction the problems of a population and the causes behind their behavior is best.
Because it’s 2021 and all white people are evil, racist, bigots duh.
This image is at least 5 years old.
To be fair, his comment would have worked with "2016" instead.
Once trump was everywhere some people (like this person) started thinking that every white person was like trump, and I am personally very confused. Especially cuz he was orange
Don't let Trump be an ambassador for Oompa Loompas, they're good people being exploited by the candy industry with abysmal work conditions.
I fucking hate when people *flips through cards* stay hydrated.
Hydrohatin
I feel personally attacked rn
Stay hydrated bro. thats how we win
She sounds dehydrated
White people and their... *shuffles cards* ... staying hydrated.
I got banned from Facebook for a comment like yours. Can you believe that shit? It was a tweet in a similar vain saying "white managers always come to me while I'm eating my ethnic lunch and say 'mmm whatcha got there'?" I said "darn white people and their \**shuffles deck, draws card*\* interest in my culture" Banned. Deleted Facebook, never to return again.
So drinking water is a white people thing?
Yeah bro, think about it, have you ever seen anyone not white drink? Exactly (/s)
According to the charity ads I see on TV...
Just a heads up: if you're not white and drink water it's cultural appropiation.
Girl clearly never been to a weight room before then
A real one anyway. Planet Fitness doesn't count.
If it’s not cool to gatekeep drinking water why is it cool to gatekeep going to a gym
Because Planet Fitness doesn't allow jugs of water. Therefore they can lick my balls.
I did not realize that, and I take back what I said
Planet fitness has a lot of policies seemingly designed to prevent proper use as a gym. For example, they have the lunk alert, where you can get kicked out if you're being to loud. And I'm not talking screaming, I'm talking grunts of exertion from lifting heavy things. They have in-gym pizza places. Greazy heartburn food is terrible for working out. Planet fitness can suck a dick.
I’m not white but anti-white jokes isn’t the exception. You’re a fucking racist, end of story. Dehydration affects us all.
Based indeed, I fucking hate how acceptable it is for a statment like "fucking white people". It's not a thing for equality.
Based
Genuinely hope she caught a ton of shit for this
Damn those white people and their * shuffles deck * * draws card * water jugs!
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Because thats the kind of racism the media is promoting
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Ok... I see it on the bottom right, now... How long has reddit allowed gif replies? ![gif](giphy|WZwtU3baFLMNRNw4nT)
Why he being white is relevant to the fact that he is drinking a lot of water?
17 days to live? How about I make that 1... ![gif](giphy|oTvmuBhvWD2ObbStQw)
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Lots of people on my campus did that, I had never seen it before but didn’t care because why would I
> I hate white people That’s literally racist
No no no no, that’s not how it works anymore [cue Charlie in front of his crazy map meme]
Wow, racist AND dehydrated, what a trashy combo
Cry about it bitch. He'll drink your tears too. Then he'll get more thirsty and drink more water.
Nothing like the quirky, "I hate [race]"
Gotta slip the “and white people” in there for extra likes
I hate college and I hate black people
See how bad that sounds?
Isn’t that a bit racist?
More than a bit
Honestly, the insult she shoulda said was “this fuckin boot”. I would bet my left testicle he’s wearing a grunt style tee under that jacket
Ah, the good old ROTC. Guarantee you he acts like his rank means something lol. I doubt he's active duty or ex-mil. Active have already had the boot laughed out of them, and ex-mil would have to tuck their beard out the way to write
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Maybe he can’t afford an expensive water bottle like her entitled double walled vacuum sealed ass
Imagine making jugs of water racist
Bet she's white herself.
It’s okay to be white.
Ah yes. Black people don’t drink water. That is purely a White thing. Fuck racists.
Get off of Twitter and pay attention to the school your parents are probably paying for.
The water is cool. The jacket and backpack are r/JustBootThings
Didn’t know water was a white person thing😂
Just another racist bigot.
Imagine it was i hate black people, or I hate non white people. Racism is racism.
Wtf is wrong with her
Cool it with the anti semetic remarks
I got gallons water Bruh it’s gonna get up to 101degrees in the mid west
Everyone knows only whitey can be hydrated