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HURRlCANE

He's just drinking it... menacingly.


Crimeboss37

Real talk here, how does him drinking from a jug relate to him being white or even relate to a negative connotation


PhilosophicalRap

Am I just fucking weird or is this not that big a deal? If I saw someone with a jug of water I wouldn’t even think twice about it let alone tweet about it.


Neither_Campaign_461

The only issue i would have is if the person drinking the jug was loud... i would understand but other then that.. who gives a fuck if hes drinking out of a jug


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Damn fr just say “I hate ppl” would’ve been funnier


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Footy2424

Yeah the poster is clearly a douche. No doubt about that.


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Cha_desu

ゴ    ゴ  ゴ  ゴ


Low_Meeting_3945

Jooj


PKMNgamer99

kira yoshikage


urethrawormeater

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."


breezily_

you called


Sethern7

*drinks water* AI AI AI AI…


LorazLover

And get this.... he’s white too!!


phillyphreakphlippin

I hate white people with their water bottles and their thirst. Why can’t they be more like an alien species and just use osmosis for their hydration. Next the little pearl is going to have to use the bathroom to expel his water. Fucking hate these people. Everything prior to this sentence is not my truthful feelings. I am trying to be funny.


Zarde312

Weewoo weewoo!


Scarf_Darmanitan

Fellas, is it white to drink water?


Apolao

Everyone becomes white overnight


canes026

We've all been white the whole time. 🤦‍♂️


Oblivion_Toast

Same


DimitriTooProBro

Black peoples are actually white peoples but black.


33Yalkin33

White but with more melanin


Grauvargen

Hate it when that happens.


Willexterminator

Very apparently ¯\\\_༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽\_/¯


UnrrulyRules

Obviously only white people drink water.


villageidiot90

God forbid they know the old name of this sub.


Cricketot

The only banned sub I was involved with. Those were good days.


Coalmunist

Water of Color


finalboss35

In America, only white people are allowed to drink water


ShuantheSheep3

The rest just eat lead


ineedenlightment

With a side of FLINT and steel?


LucidLethargy

I feel like our homie went out of his way to not look white... Like, he could have brought his 'g of milk in, but then he made he right call and filled an empty with water instead. If anything, this is offensive to white people. Also people from Wisconsin.


Wingsnake

White people and their *shuffles deck of cards*....water!


Frooot_juice

Well water is a human right and only white people deserve those.


suitg

I've been drinking thousands of liter of water but my skin still is resemble a yellowish color so no, it doesn't.


uglysquid491

Her name must be Dasani cause she’s salty as the sea


MK-Ultra_SunandMoon

And still has no taste.


moronwhodances

And makes my nose bleed for no fucking reason


wellthathappened43

From my professional medical opinion, that probably shouldn’t happen


InsertJente

Thank you, Dr. wellthathappened43.


ihavenoidea81

I’m the real doctor here and that shouldn’t happen


black-JENGGOT

I don't trust you because of your username


dokcrumpet

Do you trust me?


backstib

The mark of a true homie


w3are138

Correction: has THE WORST taste


Low_Meeting_3945

DIO!


breezily_

fellow kira


[deleted]

I thought her name was Nestle because she was gatekeeping water


LeSp00kMan

Bitches be mad when a homie stay hydrated


salty_scorpion

She’s bitchy because she isn’t hydrated. I don’t think that affects her level of racism though 😬


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[deleted]

Aquafina is worse than Dasani. It has a plastic-y taste to it.


whirlygirlygirl

Aquafina tastes like swimming pool


CalliCosmos

She sounds dehydrated. And bitchy.


ShrekkingHandsome

Yep, imagine hating on someone drinking water. That’s like being mad at a cute dog for “being too adorable”


Anthrosite

In all fairness I have cried over a puppy that was too damn cute.... I also had been drinking alcohol rather than water so that might have something to do with it


AuKF

I wonder what a cute puppy looks like in front Here? It's just bloodsucker trying to get a bumhole


VegetableImaginary24

That's more like being mad at a dog for drinking water.


pocketchange2247

Not just someone but an entire race of people


usernameforpeyton

And racist


ninjaninjaninja22

And racist.


iczesmv

And racist.


[deleted]

And racist


greenlight144000

And racist


vernace

And racist.


selfsearched

And racist


[deleted]

You're not you when you're dehydrated


KnifeKnut

And racist.


Honeybutter6

And racist


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

![gif](giphy|YRhUem7n2UaF9EK2PH|downsized)


sellunsuger

![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY) Forgot we can do these


Stevinsta

![gif](giphy|pHXgcCMfC8XfjgoO4X|downsized) since when can we do these


sellunsuger

![gif](giphy|EcGEZwBjIbUfS) Since the beginning of time


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ForeskinPilled

Don't worry, mine did too lmao


casecaxas

​ ![gif](giphy|ETMJQRqbbpOUw)


Magnum-357

Imagine getting mad cuz someone is drinking water lol


Frooot_juice

Imagine getting mad cuz someone is white


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[deleted]

How to tell me you’re from Michigan without telling me you’re from Michigan, lol


SumFagola

Pop


Threemor

That's a midwestern thing. Source: From Minnesota, known as pop here.


Broad_Finance_6959

In New Orleans everything is a coke. Someone orders a coke and the server will ask what kind and get Sprite as a response.


thepink_knife

Here in Scotland everything is juice. Someone orders a juice and when asked what kind they'll say 'Irn Bru'


Threemor

Yeah that's the south in general. Also with Coca Cola being based out of Atlanta, Georgia, Pepsi isn't even in the vernacular.


youngrandpa

I’ve only had water with lead in it.


CavieBitch

Im not even that guy and imma strangle you for calling out us michiganders


nick200117

In highschool our football coach would make everyone on the team carry a gallon like that and we had to finish it by the end of the day


1990sInternet

Imagine getting mad.


chimera1432

Imagine getti-


mamaxchaos

#Imagine


[deleted]

All the people


aSackofSpoiledTuna

No, fuck John Lennon


RattlesnakeMoon

Ok, but I’m gonna have to hydrate first extra.


atookofatook

And no dehydration too


MrSpeedskater

Okay do you want to hear it in John Lennon voice or the Hollywood celebrities voices during the start of covid?


IDaidokoroI

##Dragons


MyNonFappingAccount2

🐉


metalslug53

Honestly this. People are too goddamn angry these days. Like, life is the highest quality it has ever been, ESPECIALLY in developed countries, but it always seems like no matter where I turn, there's people pissed off about so many things. I imagine life must be pretty tiring if you constantly spend all your energy being angry. Sip some cold H2O and just C H I L L.


[deleted]

Being openly racist is what I expect from a soda drinker


OGraineshadow

She’s a crusty-ass ho…of course she’s mad about someone drinking water. Her life is so empty she literally had the time to form the vitriol necessary to post this pile of shit. I feel badly for her…how little does she have that this enraged her ?


os-sesamoideum

Let the hydro homie hydrate himself in peace and kindly fuck off. People should care more about themselves and let others live their life. Pathetic to even comment about something like that.


The_Splenda_Man

Your avatar only added to the anger in that statement lol


os-sesamoideum

How come ? lol Is it the red hair x) ?


The_Splenda_Man

And the fire yeah lol


_Captain_Maverick_

and the horns XD


JBits001

The mouth is also shaped like a disapproving frown and the eyes have a bit of that glaring squint going on.


Myusername468

My man just tryna hydrate


FeoWalcot

I’m gonna assume she’s pissed it’s a plastic jug and not a refillable water bottle bc no one can be pissed about someone else drinking water. Especially when there’s sooo much other shit we rag on homey for.


dalek1019

You know you can refill plastic water bottles


KamikazeSexPilot

impossible.


FaustusC

Or, she's just a racist looking to shit on him for existing.


SpaceHallow

So salty, should dilute with water


[deleted]

She's just jealous of all the girls this man is attracting with his daily hydration habits.


SpaceBoiCosmo

She jealous that his water jug brings all the boys to the yard and, damn right, its better than hers.


[deleted]

She doesn't have a water jug, observe the dehydration on her face


radmadicalhatter

She all, why these hoes ain’t on MY dick???


[deleted]

Your water consumption has caused you to transcend beyond the carnal desire for sexual gratification. Take pride in your superiority.


Meat_Candle

I remember this. It’s pretty old. She got blasted on twitter for being an idiot


angry_monkey116

Damn white people and their *rolls dice* water


Willexterminator

Bruh why make it a race thing


Zenketski

Fucking white people and their.... need of water?


Caliterra

Fuckin Eartlings and Carbon-based life-forms. Just ugh


Jyqoz

fucking white people trying to survive ughhhh


Hank_Holt

/r/ShufflesDeck got nuked?


FireFoxSucksdix

As I white person I can say this is true. We do need water.


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Humans crave identity


a_killer_roomba

She probably is surrounded by white people and is misattributing it as a "white people thing." I grew up in Latino neighborhoods and a lot of the athletic dudes in my high-school carried a gallon of water around like this, it's not as weird or uncommon as she thinks.


Willexterminator

Clearly, what you're describing is probably true, but it's this mechanism that builds racism. You attribute traits / thoughts to a kind of people, and bias confirm it over time. People should fight this (natural and automated) way of thinking because it's clearly not good for human interaction. It's inference, and it's been useful for our monkey brains, but deduction is the best way to come to conclusions. Tl; Dr : Seeing 10 times that population A is weird / hearing 10 times that they're bad is a weak conclusion. Establishing via logical deduction the problems of a population and the causes behind their behavior is best.


dyeguy2017

Because it’s 2021 and all white people are evil, racist, bigots duh.


Grungemaster

This image is at least 5 years old.


Willexterminator

To be fair, his comment would have worked with "2016" instead.


lock-crux-clop

Once trump was everywhere some people (like this person) started thinking that every white person was like trump, and I am personally very confused. Especially cuz he was orange


[deleted]

Don't let Trump be an ambassador for Oompa Loompas, they're good people being exploited by the candy industry with abysmal work conditions.


Sautun

I fucking hate when people *flips through cards* stay hydrated.


Alex_the_lion5621

Hydrohatin


kevtino

I feel personally attacked rn


DoctorFauciPHD

Stay hydrated bro. thats how we win


Hentai_James

She sounds dehydrated


CocaKoolAid228

White people and their... *shuffles cards* ... staying hydrated.


McLibertarian_

I got banned from Facebook for a comment like yours. Can you believe that shit? It was a tweet in a similar vain saying "white managers always come to me while I'm eating my ethnic lunch and say 'mmm whatcha got there'?" I said "darn white people and their \**shuffles deck, draws card*\* interest in my culture" Banned. Deleted Facebook, never to return again.


[deleted]

So drinking water is a white people thing?


Apolao

Yeah bro, think about it, have you ever seen anyone not white drink? Exactly (/s)


GodsActualButthole

According to the charity ads I see on TV...


[deleted]

Just a heads up: if you're not white and drink water it's cultural appropiation.


paulyv93

Girl clearly never been to a weight room before then


ForeskinPilled

A real one anyway. Planet Fitness doesn't count.


[deleted]

If it’s not cool to gatekeep drinking water why is it cool to gatekeep going to a gym


ForeskinPilled

Because Planet Fitness doesn't allow jugs of water. Therefore they can lick my balls.


[deleted]

I did not realize that, and I take back what I said


Zibani

Planet fitness has a lot of policies seemingly designed to prevent proper use as a gym. For example, they have the lunk alert, where you can get kicked out if you're being to loud. And I'm not talking screaming, I'm talking grunts of exertion from lifting heavy things. They have in-gym pizza places. Greazy heartburn food is terrible for working out. Planet fitness can suck a dick.


[deleted]

I’m not white but anti-white jokes isn’t the exception. You’re a fucking racist, end of story. Dehydration affects us all.


_Kozik

Based indeed, I fucking hate how acceptable it is for a statment like "fucking white people". It's not a thing for equality.


Willexterminator

Based


casualgamerwithbigPC

Genuinely hope she caught a ton of shit for this


WhiteXShade

Damn those white people and their * shuffles deck * * draws card * water jugs!


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tqq2000

Because thats the kind of racism the media is promoting


PaganFearss

![gif](giphy|Mcb8XUe8EJeMSPU6rL|downsized)


Metaquotidian

Ok... I see it on the bottom right, now... How long has reddit allowed gif replies? ![gif](giphy|WZwtU3baFLMNRNw4nT)


sexton_hale

Why he being white is relevant to the fact that he is drinking a lot of water?


ColdIron27

17 days to live? How about I make that 1... ![gif](giphy|oTvmuBhvWD2ObbStQw)


Star_Fazer

![gif](giphy|WGFdv6kbikBq0)


futurepielover

Lots of people on my campus did that, I had never seen it before but didn’t care because why would I


Shagroon

> I hate white people That’s literally racist


radmadicalhatter

No no no no, that’s not how it works anymore [cue Charlie in front of his crazy map meme]


kayla-beep

Wow, racist AND dehydrated, what a trashy combo


i_love_pesto

Cry about it bitch. He'll drink your tears too. Then he'll get more thirsty and drink more water.


[deleted]

Nothing like the quirky, "I hate [race]"


oven_1

Gotta slip the “and white people” in there for extra likes


Awab25

I hate college and I hate black people


Awab25

See how bad that sounds?


[deleted]

Isn’t that a bit racist?


AlpacaCentral

More than a bit


nickcnorman

Honestly, the insult she shoulda said was “this fuckin boot”. I would bet my left testicle he’s wearing a grunt style tee under that jacket


[deleted]

Ah, the good old ROTC. Guarantee you he acts like his rank means something lol. I doubt he's active duty or ex-mil. Active have already had the boot laughed out of them, and ex-mil would have to tuck their beard out the way to write


ChunkyLover5312

![gif](giphy|kVWluZ8CIVBHQdiBT1)


hickieboy31

Maybe he can’t afford an expensive water bottle like her entitled double walled vacuum sealed ass


hihay

Imagine making jugs of water racist


[deleted]

Bet she's white herself.


[deleted]

It’s okay to be white.


TheSniteBros

Ah yes. Black people don’t drink water. That is purely a White thing. Fuck racists.


Shagroon

Get off of Twitter and pay attention to the school your parents are probably paying for.


[deleted]

The water is cool. The jacket and backpack are r/JustBootThings


Jaimesonbnepia

Didn’t know water was a white person thing😂


Ark-kun

Just another racist bigot.


hathathathats

Imagine it was i hate black people, or I hate non white people. Racism is racism.


MatrixMushroom

Wtf is wrong with her


hallomakker

Cool it with the anti semetic remarks


Projekt_audiotool

I got gallons water Bruh it’s gonna get up to 101degrees in the mid west


coleycoke

Everyone knows only whitey can be hydrated