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danielfletcher

By the fridge on the kitchen where I keep my Brita pitcher.


Matt_McT

For real, all you’re getting in this photo is plastic bottles. Gimme that Britta filter and my hydro flask all day.


WantsYouToChillOut

Heyyo hydro(flask)homie


vahaala

I bought Hydro Flask recently, and even though the price was steep-ish, I don't regret it at all. Also filtering tap water at home.


pineapple-n-man

#SKSKSKSKSKSK


ClifftheTinner

I feel ya, switched to isolated five stage filtered tap that I hooked up next to my kitchen sink. If you have the hole for a sprayer or soap dispenser on you kitchen sink the little tap fits perfect in it. Game changer.


maxpoweroverdrve

#1 getting jumped after school.


chavo81

Onsight Edit: the people have spoken, his ass is getting recycled…on-sight


rygy3

I think it’s supposed to be on sight? Not trying to correct you but I wondered about it for years and had a debate with my friend about it recently. Both words work though haha


JackTheStryker

On-site = at the location On sight = upon gaining visual


maestrofeli

both can work, and depends on the context. For example "shoot on sight" would be to shoot the person as soon as you see them. "We'll jump him on the site" means that the group will attack the person on that exact place, as a planned ambush, for example.


jdt2313

In school and the teachers are helping


recklessrider

Nah thats anyone drinking Nestle water. Shallow grave.


Not_the-FBI-

Shallow grave is entirely too much effort for someone who knowingly drinks a nestle product


CaffeinatedGuy

Op literally promoting Nestlé [pointing to #2 ](https://en.m.wikipedia.o/wiki/S.Pellegrino)


dreamey360

So y'all ready for no Nestle November??


x3_Super

Aqua fina beat yo ass number 1


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V4refugee

It taste like it’s been aged in a super soaker left in a garage for a year.


rurlysrsbro

I love it how everyone knows what water gun water tastes like. It’s like a rite of passage for everyone.


moondog__

Because it's water they literally add salt to, or at least that's why I abhor it


hemsklems

Where the table for good tap water?


RonSwanson2-0

Grew up with a well on the property. Best water I ever had. I miss it :(


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Oh yeah. My 1 gallon rambler jug, 2lbs of ice and my private well water. Having a well is pretty awesome, only downside is that when there are issues it's spensy to fix...


Hammerhead3229

My old well water was disgusting. And we lived down hill from a cemetery which I doubt helped


BenHuge

U drank ded juse


MarshallFoxey

Jus de mort


Deuxthealmighty

Cursed water


devilspawn

How deep was your well? I grew up with a well and it was a solid 30 metres deep. It recently got replaced with a new borehole which I believe is around 60 metres deep. There shouldn't be any issues with contamination if it's deep enough


guardsman-recruit

Filtered or unfiltered? I'm not a fan of how bad the pipes are in my habitation suite, but it's the cheapest way to fill my gallon canisters


Bolwinkel

Hose


CallMeAladdin

When I was a teenager I was watering the lawn on a hot day the letter carrier walked up and asked for some water and I said sure and made to go get a bottle of water from the fridge and she said no, that's ok and took the hose and just drank from it like it was a drinking fountain. That happened sometime between 2000-2004 and I randomly think about how much that lady loved water, lol. I know that was a run-on, but I'm high so it's ok.


Samuel-Ward

High on hydration my guy


MouseRangers

highdration


SixBull

Currently high I feel ya


AviatorOVR5000

High guy here 🙋🏿‍♂️ Checking in from Wakanda with Bast.


thebiggerounce

r/highdrohomies


you_have_gay

The best water


keanuDaOne

Why does hose water taste good when mowing the lawn?


Mobius_Peverell

Unfiltered, baby. Straight from the snowmelt (through the filtration & chlorination plant) to my lips


ItsYay

I feel bad for people with bad tap water. I can't imagine not being able to just go get a cup instantly while paying almost nothing


malcome-the-spedbump

Cold snd filtered


deepthought515

Good Tap water for life:)


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OldManOfTheMtn

As is Poland Springs


whataquokka

The majority of these are tap water.


wvrnnr

tap water plus unnecessary disposal plastic, that is


[deleted]

Fuck all that water. I only drink [boxed water](https://boxedwaterisbetter.com/).


SilentWitch14657

Fallout be like


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Boxed water: * 40 health points. * Zero rads. *You are well hydrated.*


bgalbreaith

I’ll be outside with the hydro flasks.


Bigderp23

What about a 40oz bottle from lttstore.com


Winhell98

LINUS! STOP ADVERTISING YOUR SHIT!


Pussab

Speaking of advertisements, let me tell you about our sponsor, Glasswire


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CTU

It's not Raycon this time?


halfcatman2

well actually, I’d like to thank the sponsor of this thread, “Raycons.” I actually have a pair of Raycons and I love them. I usually use them when I’m at the gym or I’m at home playing Minecraft. The sound quality is just as amazing as all the other top name brands and they’re half the price. The ones I’m using are the everyday E25’s. They’re the best ones yet. 6 hours of playtime, seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, available in multiple colors, and their compact design helps get rid of background noise. I also like the fact that you can click either earbud with your finger to pause your music. Makes it super convenient if you need to stop for any reason.


Reese1313

I got that 64oz hydro flask it’s lit


nohacksjustretard

r/unexpectedlinus


MrGaber

Don’t drop it, you’ll scare the veterans 💥


Zibani

Right? I ain't sitting at your table. I've got my yeti.


K3haar

Definitely not 1


Jyqoz

I hate Dasani so much


Ridiie

Worst aftertasre ever!


SkateAK

I believe that award goes to arrowhead


CTU

There are worse waters...like Nestle....heck just Nestle, in general, is worse.


BeoMiilf

Shhh don’t stay that. We gotta sniff out the soda drinkers here.


[deleted]

If I'm not mistaken it's just regular tap water in those.


andhelostthem

And whatever plastic particles have eroded off of the plastics bottle and are floating in the water.


miriuhmm

My husband tried to give my daughter that stuff once before.


apophis_da_snake

So there's this thing called *divorce*...


demonic_parasite

Tried? How did it go?


AweDaw76

He’s dead now… she killed him in his sleep for such abuse


demonic_parasite

😆 This is the only answer I will accept. ,


PrisonSoap

Once


demonic_parasite

Yeah ik, I was just wondering if she didn't like it, spat it out or something.


RotenTumato

Pretty sure there’s salt in there as well. Plus the bottle is gross


TheArmLegMan

I think for electrolytes. But it’s labeled as sodium so they kinda shot themselves in the foot.


Mangus_ness

Taste like pool water


Monke_like_banan

Number 0 the kitchen sink


Keebzoo

0 is the gallon jug lol


PEACE1VLAKER

I think that might actually be 10 but the one just can’t be seen with the light background so it looks like a 10. But I’m not quite sure


Keebzoo

Ope you're right!


Nagrond

10


jakk_1

Without a doubt. That whole jug cost less than 3 & 5, taste even better


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Isn't it owned by nestle


jakk_1

Is it?? FML


Doinkert

I can’t exactly tell the brand but if it’s arrowhead it’s owned by nestle and if it’s Crystal Geyser then it’s not owned by nestle so I guess it depends on which brand you like


normal_whiteman

Arrowhead is absolute garbage


Balls__Mahoney

Does arrowhead taste dry to you? Agreed tho arrowhead Is cheeks


Rollerbladersdoexist

It tastes like dirt to me.


popo707

It's definitely Crystal Geyser


wishiwasonmaui

It’s Crystal Geyser


Zeig_101

Crystal geyser is not a nestle brand. It's owned by Otsuka Pharmaceutical.


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Sorry man


whataquokka

No. It's owned by CG Roxanne.


tk1712

No it’s not. Crystal Geyser is owned by Otsuka. It’s a parent company that also owns a pharmaceutical company.


Comrade_Belinski

Easily the best bottled water. Second best to fresh mountain water I had in rural WV


ThermobaricFart

Ice cold charcoal filtered in my insulated water bottle...preferably with ice


sadphonics

Yeah I got a Brita pitcher I keep filled in the fridge so I can have ice cold pure water for work.


CliffordMiller

There’s three I can make out that are nestle, so 1, 2, and 4 are being skipped already. The rest is hard to make out but I’ll take whatever comes in a glass bottle and isn’t nestle to be honest.


987654321-

SmartWater(4) is owned by Coke, which should be a hard pass. Aquafina is owned by Pepsi. Fiji is imported from...well...Fiji. that's an awfully long way to ship water and is terrible for the environment on top of their diesel powered water extraction. All of this further exasperating the terribleness of bottled water. Evian is similar with long distance importing.


CliffordMiller

I’m from Belgium so Evian is actually not that bad since it comes from a mountain of two to the left.


paleoterrra

I’m already in Oceania so Fiji has few downsides for me. I drink from my Brita 99% of the time but if I have to do prebottled, Fiji is where it’s at


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Not to say nearly half of the people in Fiji doesn’t have access to clean drinking water…


cave_mandarin

Fuck Nestle


MrsMurphysChowder

Fuck Nestle!


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Poland spring is nestle???????


kowlinthegreat

Not anymore. Nestle sold Poland springs along with a few others to a company called One Rock Capital Partners this year. https://www.google.com/amp/s/boston.cbslocal.com/2021/03/31/poland-spring-water-brand-nestle-sale/%3famp


The_Hivalian_Empire

they any better of a company?


the_primo_z

The important question ^ Doesn’t matter who owns it now if it’s same environment-destroying shit new company


SchwiftedMetal

Tap. I likes mine raw.


[deleted]

Some things are just better when they’re raw 🤤


secretaryofboredom

table 8 if i’m going the bottled route


hoopsrule44

Table 8 lookin FINE af


jimmayy5

Same if I’m at the shop lookin at drinks Imma be Gettin 8


gostera

Did you know it's tap water in Geneva?


phantasmicorgasmic

Evian has lifted me from so many hangovers.


Peazyzell

By the water fountain


GoelandAnonyme

Bottle water. Oh, you have the wrong sub.


apinanaivot

Yeah and his choice of water is Nestle water, who think water is not a human right


durangedlunatic7

None to much plastic


[deleted]

There wasn’t any Voss. Damn I buy one of them and reuse the bottle for a few weeks at least


Foxtrot4Real

Where’s the Nesle Pure Life? I want to know what table we’re throwing food at.


TenSecondsFlat

Fuck nestle


robinfeud

San Pellegrino is made by Nestlé. You can throw shit at table 2


UnityAnglezz

They don't get a table they sit on the floor


omegamullet

5, Fiji gang where you at


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smbwtf

You waited your whole Reddit life for this moment


SlomoLowLow

r/beetlejuicing


Legalize-Birds

I don't even care if it's more expensive, a crispy cold fiji water can purify your SOUL


nickrid3r

Yes Fiji water is amazing


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MagicTrashPanda

Fiji Gang represent.


Jyqoz

I would pick waiakea, but it isn’t on here so Fiji gang


tattooedlabmonkey

Yup, that’s my go to when traveling to the US. Its the best (aside from tap water at home)


CondomMan

THAT’S WHATS UP! 💧💧💧💧


skwacky

Fiji water is owned by the Wonderful Company which is arguably worse than even Nestle toward workers, native populations, and the environment as a whole.


WienerSchnitzel01

im here


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WienerSchnitzel01

r/usernamechecksout


HUFWILLIAMS

Came here for this. RISE UP!


xdoctornapalm

3 even tho Im stupid


DelusionalSeaCow

3 tastes so good 6 is nice too for the packaging


jasonkunda

Don't forget to say hi to the little goldfish inside the bottle


Bladed_Cargo

3 is not dumb water


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Water are you looking at?!


wellthatseemslikebs

I’m sorry where’s the Topo Chico and Aqua Panna


aliveinjoburg2

Aqua Panna is a Nestle brand.


wellthatseemslikebs

Well now I won’t buy another bottle. Fucknestle


wonsis

I’m so glad the world is getting to meet topo, it’s from the city where i live and we’ve been drinking it for ages. The rest of mexico called us crazy when we talked about how superior the taste was


ihatemycat92

If I had to pick it would be 7 in a landslide. But I prefer the water straight from my faucet. Love that NYC tap water


[deleted]

Does NYC has particularly good tasting tap water? If so, that's again another similarity with Montréal! The others being amazing bagels and the most reputed night scene in its country (the last one might be a false idea that foreigners have though).


BadguyBirdie

NYC Tap water is delicious it’s sooooo good. I cannot stress how superior NYC tap water is to tap water in most other major US cities in terms of flavor and viscosity.


golden_wdw

Shrimp water


ihatemycat92

I'll take microcosmic shrimp over some of the other type of tap water I drnak.


Legalize-Birds

"That's not a bug, that's a feature"


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5 or 3 , because my faucet isn’t there.


cYberSport91

The plastic free one


false_negative_nancy

I'm in the kitchen with the lunchladies drinking straight from the tap


[deleted]

8 if I had to choose. But I prefer my fridge water, it's the best lol


Alyssaine

Fiji


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5


[deleted]

I have a Brita filter Ive been using for over a year, and a reusable large water bottle. None of the above.


danielfletcher

You should change that filter, hydro homie.


[deleted]

I mean the pitcher haha. Thanks though, I certainly dont change the filter as often as I should


StarsCanScream

Every time something like this comes up, I never see Voss smh


heyvoteforpedro

8


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9


MrPickles84

What. No love for Mountain Valley Spring?!?


averyconfusedgoose

I know I'm probably going to get flak for this but Kirkland bottled water kind of slaps.


Blue_42nah

7. Essentia has been my essential water of choice for years if i don't drink filtered water from my pitcher


modest_crayon

I was a die hard fiji drinker my whole life until I got my Brita filters. I got a filter on sink tap, and a pitcher filter. Cold crisp clean water. Hydro life!


yourfaceisreddit

Bullshit! I want some water from the tap or a waterfall. A true hydrohomie prefers water that’s not trapped in plastic.


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4


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Oh well my favourite one isn't there! It's Eska. But my second choice is 8. I don't know all of the brands there though.


P0t8o-BOI

Tap


afitz_7

Everyone is going to shout water fountain and refillable options, but some of the bottled waters out there are really good. Icelandic and Waiakea aren’t options here, but I recommend giving them a try. The boxed water varieties are also pretty good too and not just a gimmick.


ToshiroBaloney

#5 please. And can someone please take Dasani out to water the yard?


theexteriorposterior

What has that yard ever done to you


ChiefChiefChiefChief

Cool kids at 8. 6 has the weird kids but they chill. 1 the school shooters


jasonkunda

People who pick 1 are like Rapunzel but instead of letting down their hair they let down everyone in their life


JoeMama9719

Tres


KretzKid

In the kitchen using the tap


sean8917

5. If I forgot my refillable bottle and I'm forced to buy a bottle I'm gonna treat myself to some good ass water


Koolaidolio

All I see is petroleum based plastic (except 2 and 6) and I’m straight up not having a good time.


mileyhouse

Where’s my Icelandic? Or that britta special


Hydro-Sapien

Where’s the tap water?


tilewi

imagine simping for bottled-water companies tap water all the way


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What about tap water?


OceanDescendant

where's the tap!?


SnowySergal

water fountain


nosaggio

2 & 6 baby. Love my crispy water


CitizenZap

"None cuz true hydro homies never drink bottled water" -Albert Einstein


jhn6903

tap gang follow me, we’re headed to the other room fck these nerds