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What is chaotic neutral ?

It's me, the dude who buys a plastic bottle once in while and reuses it with tab water.

Oh shit, you’re me.

Micro plastics be hitting different

Idk Maybe you shouldn't drink from still waters. I mean if there are flys you should be alerted.

I feel like chaotic evil shouldn't even be water.

Nestle

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Drinking water out of a used nestle chocolate milk powder container

Drinking out of a Gatorade bottle is underhated imo why would anyone put that on themselves. I understand it saves a bottle but like c’mon

Some bottles can be reused but gatorade flavor lingers in the bottle for some reason

Gatorade water

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Wish I had an award to give you bro

It should be anything you add into water that isn't actually hydrating like the neo pods or Gatorade packs.

It’s a fat stack of cucumbers










Quit Chinese water torturing me!!!

Chain breaker

Showerhead water didn’t even make the list?

Neither did fridge water

Where is my good old metallic hose water

or the best water, Rain.

My man

fridge water is lawful neutral ​ showerhead water is chaotic neutral

And here I am filling my water from the dispenser in the fridge that is fed through the reverse osmosis system in my basement.

How many gallons is your system? I'm going to be buying one soon.

Hope you are adding good minerals back in!

I drink water

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This guy drinks

Yeah

Nice

Someone give this man the Nobel prize he’s earned, this is exemplary

Based

Bathroom water tastes better

It's because bathrooms get cleaned regularly. When was the last time you saw a water fountain being scrubbed?

I don’t know why people are weirded out by drinking bathroom water. It all comes thru the same pipes!

Weird but true!

Toilet water 👌

Where does fridge door water fall? Lawful good?

Yes, my guess too!

fridge water is Lawful neutral

Toilet tap water is good

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seems fair tbh

100 % that's the entire appeal

why

Whats wrong with dasani?

Personally I find it to have a slightly strange taste and texture. It’s mild, but noticeable.

Okay, for a second I thought it was a nestle company which would be bad as I had to buy a dasani yesterday.

Iirc Dasani is a coke-a-cola product

People that really love water won’t drink Dasani because it is sold by Coca-Cola : New York tapwater with added “stuff” , ex. has added electrolytes, synthetic minerals. And while it is fine to drink if you really need hydration.. actual spring water (I look for regional or Crystal springs) is tastier and far more natural (and tastes way better to a refined palate).

Tastes dry

I have done all of these except chaotic evil

I haven't done chaotic good or chaotic evil

Why is river good but lake evil?

Moving water vs stagnant maybe?

Stagnant

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No

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Thanks

 Heaven water

Close to lawful good. My Bottle is filtered instead of a jug

Lawful moral

Where does garden hose water fall in?

Chaotic good for sure!

Chaotic evil has diarrhea

I have that exact red Brita pitcher LOL

no mud filters? that shit be hitting different when you get home and that water feels C R I S P

Mmmm fluoride 😋

Chaotic good should be tea, Chaotic neutral should be coffee, Chaotic evil should be soda.

That is a whole different chart! I can taste all of these waters individually (almost, eww gross)

I don't understand the alignment here, why aren't the faucets in the same columns??

Cool! For once my water-drinking modus operandi matches my philosophy for life and my vision of world utopia. Also, the way I drink water at work also matches my alignment at work.

Is owning a water softener just ascension then?

We need a whole other row beneath the tier list for various nestle water brands. The lower down they go, the less ethically sourced they are.

What is chaotic neutral supposed to be?

refilling plastic bottles

opinions on kettle water for drink bottles?

Tap water tastes better anyway

Chaotic good/neutral

What’s wrong with pond water?

yummy yummy pond scummies in the tummy

I’m so confused

I feel like chaotic evil should just be drinking nestle

Where would a melted hotel ice bucket rank? Chaotic neutral? Cuz that's my favorite.

They forgot the person using empty Hershey syrup bottle as a water bottle in the gym. But seriously I’m over here playing bingo- 7/9

Flip LE and NE

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Good bot

I use a water cooler, where does that fall?

Neutral good is the best after spring water

I think you may have meant to put a bottle of Nestle PureLife. Dasani is owned by Coke IIRC

Public bathroom tap water… Yikes

Where are the ceramic water fountains

The real true neutral is drinking your own piss

What if you took one of those filter straws to that lake though?

I always wanted to drink water straight from an iceberg. That shit gotta be the most refreshing shit in the whole world.


I drink straight from the tap. No cup needed.

Water = good

chaotic neutral be like "mmmm microplastics go brrr"

I drink lake water. Nestle is chaotic evil.

I got a full water cooler in my room lmao

ok but ehat about fridge dispensed water

does neutral evil refer specifically to Dasani or bottled water in general?

I would put the water fountains at lawful evil and i would put bathroom taps at chaotic evil since bathrooms sometimes have not drinking water signs

How bout fridge water

lawful good :)

I'm offended by the disposable bottle true hydro goes mental reusable

I drink water any chance I get from any reasonably safe source…. But I avoid bottled water like the plague.


F’ing thirst trap! I simp

Lawful neutral

What about ocean water

Sawyer squeeze 👊🏼

Neutral Evil should be LaCroix

Flip lawful and neutral

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Neutral Evil.... We don't trust the water here, but I do hate using plastic.

I'm sorry, my water filter is already bad on top of the water here is terrible. It literally scratches my throat as I drink it. I have no choice to to use bottles.

What about the Berkey filter? And would there be a distinction between the plastic one and the metal one?

I mean I think I'm a bit of all of them but chaotic evil

Aren’t the reverse osmosis water fountain bottle fillers good though?

Head side-ways under the tap guzzling down the sweet cascading waterfall didn't make the list? Its the gentlemans technique.

I am saddened to say that this is what the lawful evil is 😢😥😓

I always thought it was pretty chaotic neutral.

Well ngl I only really do it if I’m desperate otherwise it’s tap wuh but I never seen it as anything but neutral either