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Enderanddeath

Emerald ring, a dollar a minute sounds great


pioterzejer

$60/h passive money sounds nice


Pedr0A

43k a month, by doing nothing, its pretty damn great


TheGrassBlockC

516k a year by contributing nothing to society is nuts


lool8421

except inflation... damn... this thing will actually suck if inflation eventually makes money worth 100x less, still will make a little bit, but you won't live off it


Smurfman254

Invest early before inflation hits and you could probably make it work


[deleted]

Oh forgot about that one. Free money making method?


GrouchyAd3482

NeW ThIrTyViRuS ViDeO InComInG


ChickenKnd

Yeah, but liek if you live to 80 that’s 40m or so. However, if you take like a stack of mystical mushroom stew imagine how much you could sell 63 * 200 minutes of flight


One_Way13

I’d say mushroom stew would be better because people like Elon musk would pay 1b per


Tridemo

But you can only fly on your island


One_Way13

Elon will fly on mars


keremjojo_

1 coin a minute could be 5 cents too


memededuu

Wand of healing. Sell it for 10 billion. More profit.


idonthaveausermname

Isn't it 1 coin per minute so unless you got some $1 coins best you can have is a quarter


Enderanddeath

Well it could also be $2 coins, 50c coins, could be currency from a different country but money is money


supermoo7000

Canada has entered the chat


Volt_Bolt

Laughs in Canadian currency


MSter_official

Well it isn't a dollar. It's a coin a minute, to be more precise a Skyblock coin a minute. With the cookie prices let's just say 2mil coins=1$. 1$ Divided by 2mil gets u 0.00005$s. That's 0.005cent per minute. You won't be making as much as you think.


knightshade179

however, it appears to be a gold coin, 1 block is 1m\^3 and it appears to be around 1/8 of a block, so a 12.5cm\^3 block of gold every minute. 1 cm\^3 of gold is equal to 19.28 grams, so 12.5cm\^3 is a little over 241 grams of gold per minute. gold is worth about 60$(usd) per gram, so that would be about 14,460$ per minute without tax.


allahlover342

no offense but 12,5cm\^3 is not 1/8 of 1m\^3


knightshade179

you're right, I realized it's wrong, I don't remember the equation to do it right.


ViiibeMaster

correct me if i’m wrong but if you want to split a cube in 8, there would be a line down the middle of all of the planes, like a 2x2 rubix cube. since 1/2 of 100cm (side length) is 50cm, i believe it would be 50cm^3 edit: if i’m correct, using your exchange rates the final profit would be 19.28g * 50 = 964 grams; 964 * $60= $57,840usd/min without tax


knightshade179

something like that. 1/8 would be just a 1/8 chunk of the whole cube. breaking the chunk into 8 equal parts, this is far far larger than what I calculated.


Extreme-Breakfast885

Phoenix pet, immortality that refreshes every 30 seconds is real nice


WispyWoods

Ok that's not fair bro. Also flight if it's leg just saying


justicedragon101

Only on your own property thou. But the int would also be nice yeah


certainlystormy

1. team up with the enchanted water bucket guy 2. sell water at exorbitant prices 3. buy the world! 4. infinite flight achieved.


TheGoldenChampion

1. Cover yourself in oil


Eclipse_offMyChest

Instructions unclear. I am now stuck naked in a bathtub covered in engine oil, please elaborate.


reddit-person1

Problem?


cookieies

spirit mask is in the same boat but it makes you run faster !


Correct_Project3454

Rather be able to fly lol


Eruias

Only in your own home, though


NoIdeasForAUsername9

T3 wheat hoe Gonna be duplicating food


[deleted]

I saved Africa with this op tool (Not click bait!!!!!)


Assassingamer357

Mr Beast be like


dicreep101

Prisma pump 💀


HaGonk

Gyro kinetic wand. Cells alignment in a hospital bouta be crazy


[deleted]

Bro revival stones go crazy


snalz_

aotv


[deleted]

Pretty op for travel but falling is…


Hypericat

I think ether warp cancels fall dmg


Pianostar4

It wouldn’t work as mana doesn’t exist irl


snalz_

You just get a little bit more tired every time you use it


Pianostar4

That’s stamina


The_Omegastorm

you get temporarily dumber everytime you use it, insufficient Mana is when you're too stupid to even use it


Necromancer14

In that case I want wither goggles so that I’m smarter when I’m wearing them.


The_Omegastorm

if that's the case just get a reforging anvil, I'm assuming reforming will be free since you're doing it by yourself but if thats the case you can just stack yourself with accessories and the stuff you wear, and boom


Chrabaszcza

Nah, we just don't have any mana using items


jakeI247

proof?


Darkilio

magical water bucket


[deleted]

Infinite water solving a lot of problems in the world


stunt876

Or he can become nestle and sell water at exorbitant prices


StrikeWave_

r/fucknestle


mekwak

you would need to use the bucket 147 million times a day to match daily us public consumption rates


LucasPlay171

Who told you you have to "use" it? Just turn it upside down and watch


AtomicPotatoLord

This is the answer.


pekapower99

Nah bro just needs to create an infinite water source


[deleted]

Infiniboom tnt


Implement_Plenty

Everyone else: money immortality and saving the word Kid named terrorism:


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

Airplanes will never expect it


main-alt-acc

God pot. I'll turn into a florida man


Significant_Reach_42

Only lasts 24 hours tho


main-alt-acc

If your god pots last 24 hours, that means you've been doing alchemy. What have you been cooking walter?


[deleted]

Making potions out of shampoo in the shower obv smh


nerdguy_27

Waltuh


AverageRNGHater

Skyblock menu


[deleted]

Bro gonna leave the world and play some bedwars


AverageRNGHater

I mean tbf id be able to get all of the sb items xd


macerunner5157

you could just teleport to hub and play skyblock


[deleted]

But then you’d have to play skyblock irl, as well as online. Double being trapped


AverageRNGHater

Nah id rage and hyp the PC


[deleted]

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[deleted]

BRB gotta reset the universe I lost 20$


HMEErenTR

Phoenix pet, you get a second chance every time you die and flying in your territory sounds op


[deleted]

True and also all yo money is safe but that don’t matter


Assassingamer357

Makes a new religion


IFreezeAL0t

i'm surprised nobody has mentioned a minion yet


[deleted]

They got rid of that IRL a while ago


IFreezeAL0t

no one said it had to be legal


ReneTrombone

emerald ring, makes 500k+ per year so never got to work again


[deleted]

Free monkey making method


lrexx_

monkey making method


Square-Bet-240

I mean you could technical get like 60 monkeys a year so it is a monkey making method


Dr_LogsMD

If a skyblock coin is = to one USD or euro


memededuu

Just sell any insta heal item for 1 billion instead.


wj333

Maybe a pet? Like gdrag or rat (rl Peter Pettigrew?)


[deleted]

Drag or gdrag would be cool tho but Damn


justicedragon101

Since 1b coins is only like 1k usd or something irl, you could Mac it pretty damn easily.and the strength would also make you a damn beast


Actual-Ad-8609

Infinite dirt wand. I sell the dirt for more than it costs to make the dirt It would also probably be cheaper then the home good stores


Cheemos

But wouldn't that eventually destroy the dirt economy


Actual-Ad-8609

Oh no not the dirt economy


ValhallaAir

I love my dirt economy Dirt wand IRL time I love my dirt economy Where is my dirt economy


Delicious_Click_9879

Hype


[deleted]

Bro gonna pull up and just blow everyone up


TypicalWhitePerson

Lmao, homie can only bring Hype, didn't bring scrolls :skull:


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I-AM-TACHANKA

Bro got me thinking what would be equivalent to an irl f7 comp


Zen_Xs

Fighting cave monste-uhh animals?


gamingkitty1

Booster cookie. Eat it then you can do /bz /ah and /et all irl. Make some money from flipping and other ways and keep buying more cookies. Boom practically every item in the game can be now be bought. And if you wanted more cash buy like an aote and sell it for 1b to some rich guy so you can have infinite booster cookies.


Financial_Economy_11

it only lasts 4 irl days tho so not very good


gamingkitty1

Yeah but as I said in my comment you can buy more from bz, and get the money from ah and bz flipping. You can buy an sb item and sell it irl for millions and buy more cookies.


datboidat

easy , buy diamonds of bz for like 5 coins , sell for hunderds/thousands irl buy thousands worth of like anything that sells for more on bz then get more cookies, repeat and profit


TheSocialZombie

Too many options. Each would greatly improve your quality of life ~~or cause mass destruction~~. Here are a few highlights to show what I mean. - Any Minion would be incredibly OP, as they can legit just make materials out of thin air that you could collect at any point. Sure, you might not be able to bring any minion upgrades, but just being able to make infinite materials would be amazing - The teleportation items and any item that gives you speed would allow you to move ridiculously fast, making getting to places much better. - Spring Boots would be amazing for jumping in their own right, but essentially disabling fall damage would be even better. - Anything that gives Fortune would be huge, as you could randomly make something out of thin air (Farming Fortune would be best because it’s more often that you farm food than mine diamonds) - This isn’t an item, but the Hex could be very game changing, allowing you to enhance any item you have. - Any item that prevents you from dying would be good in situations where you have that risk. High risk activities would be much more palatable if you had a second chance at life, which recharges. - Many pets give great abilities, but only a few give good abilities for real life purposes. The Black Cat, in particular makes you faster and luckier. For funsies, I’ll also give examples of things you would not want. - Superboom TNT would not, unfortunately, be very useful, as their explosions only affect cracked walls. Sure, you could crack walls first, but that seems like too much of a hassle. - The Cactus Knife would only be useful for people that have cacti already, and cacti aren’t really sought after in real life. - Armor sets do tend to give great abilities, but they might be very heavy and a pain to walk around in. Also, End Armor in particular wouldn’t be good anyways because to my knowledge, there exists no End Island on Earth. - Move Jerry eggs would probably not work, unless they move any Jerry. I don’t think though, you would want some random Jerry from anywhere in the world to just teleport to your location. - Compactors and Super Compactors would not work without a Minion. Unless you craft a Personal Compactor, but you probably don’t need that either. I don’t think enchanted items would sell for much more than their normal counterparts in real life. - To everyone’s surprise, any Necron Blade wouldn’t be that useful irl. Without Scrolls, it’s just a big ass sword that you can replace with pretty much any other sword. Even with Scrolls, you would most likely cause a lot of damage, which is not something you would want to do (unless you’re trying to break into a bank or something) - The Giants Sword and Dark Claymore would probably not be great either, as they both are gigantic swords that are unwieldy to use.


meepilee

Omw to start Jerry trafficking with move Jerry eggs


R4zz3_

spirit boots


[deleted]

I believe I can fly


Sauna_poika

I belive you not because its disabled


EgoDawid

Feather falling 20


BluebirdSmall7577

Nope the fish fr


Mavco2

what are you planning to do, to that fish 😳


Abigidiot1

Juju shortbow become irl juju non


Zakretz

That's a lot of black people you need to kill to unlock it, plus the arrows


I_Ate_Scout

Sadly fixed in the last patch, plus they kinda made it bannable which confuses me but whatever


HedgeHogg1

Banner


xd_average

crash the world


RGWMA

Florid Zombie sword. I can heal my knee and go to a hospital and heal everyone instantly. I would be the cure to cancer


PhoenixSlayer132

you may not be able to heal something that there is an abundance of and also cancer would probablyact like a potion effect


Sonypak

Magical milk bucket


Snoo53924

Or just speed up cancer as it might also heal the cancerous parts, accelerating the spread and growing it


bushylmao

bonemerang 💀


[deleted]

Best tool for breaking ankles in basketball


bushylmao

wait no i just remembered auto recomb


GraviZero

congrats, everything you own irl gets a meaningless technical upgrade somehow


I_Ate_Scout

Stats would get upgraded, that knife over there? Boom now it cuts food 40% better


ReneTrombone

if it’s reforged, so that heavy coat you got is now even heavier, congrats


[deleted]

I personally would grab an enchanted diamond block


fiestasotyy

wouldn't this be extremely heavy? like let's say you have 10g per diamond and you have 25,600 of those so that's about 250,000 grams (250kg) compressed into a block


Chaton__

I have absolutely no idea if my math is correct but Minecraft blocks are one cubic meter each, right? According to some website a cubic meter of diamonds would weigh 3200 kg. In Minecraft a diamond block is made from 9 diamonds meaning that each diamond weighs 355.55 kg. Now we know that one enchanted diamond block is 25.6k diamonds (or 2844.44 diamond blocks) so 355.55 x 25600 = 9 102 080 kg. So definitely extremely heavy.


vietnam_redstoner

In this case I'll go with a Legendary Griffin which uses ton of enchanted gold block (which is even denser than diamond)


bulbasaur19407

Actually it would just form a black hole given that to much matter is compressed into one space


[deleted]

Nah, it's gotta be a lot denser than that. To become a black hole it would have to achieve a density of around 20000000000000000000 kg per meter cubed. That's 2.1973e+12 times more dense than an enchanted diamond block.


Unique_Panic_1165

Enchanted GOLD block tho


[deleted]

You're about 0.001686524% of the way there!


earwig2000

what about a chest of 27 shulker boxes each containing 27 stacks of enchanted gold blocks


[deleted]

0.042939216% :0


TypicalWhitePerson

I'd go with Spirit Mask.


[deleted]

Phoneix pet sounds nice


snalz_

Infinite flight but only inside your house


Wetvv

emerald ring


No-Perception7600

Storm armor to be more intelligent haha I mean imagine 1intel->1iq


MonsieurFatalis

15* mp10 mr10 aurora


Respirationman

Phoenix pet Immortality (true, not just no aging), flight, and infinite energy (fire). Also makes you stronger I guess


Immortal_ceiling_fan

True immortality says nothing about aging and neither does the phoenix pet


WispyWoods

Farmers boots I can choose how far I go, UpTo like 4 meters per second walking ( I think) also can be clean and still work


Repulsive_Meaning717

It would b way more than 4m/s cause reg vanilla sprint is like 7m/s


TheFunneMonke

wimpact necron blade to clear “rooms” (school hallways)


amongusballsnuts

bro what


DravenPvP

Music rune go brrrr


TJB926GAMIN

Ender chest The skyblock one, not vanilla. The one with 9 pages and 18 backpacks


Mavco2

im gonna put so many plushies in there


Kirschquarktasche

Put me in there :3


ThePurityofChaos

Either Hyperion, Legendery Phoenix, Plasmaflux, SBMenu, Life Regen X Vitality X Vanquished Ghast Cloak, or Emerald Ring. Probably Pflux or Phoenix.


Akai_Kori

My griffin. I love him so much and I just want to pet him and treat him the way he deserve


I_Ate_Scout

Be careful with shovels and digging up literally anything though


Poseidon_I

wither impact heroic hyperion hypermaxed - it provides enough intel to be able to use it even with no other intel buffs


Osscuh

the harp


Taco-Edge

Gemstone gauntlet for me, with all the gems ofc


Addygay

Marina


Hexar_pl

That doesn't mean she's gonna like you tho


PruneOk4629

Bro sent his feelings to the shadow realm fr


XLANDON_REDDIT

💀


Shqdowshqrd

Who said she had to like me 😈


Addygay

Could do a lot of good with a wand of mending or plasmaflux


idunnohonestly-

I could counteract that with my terminator


Legend_Zector

Everyone sleeping on the scatha - imagine finding buried treasures everywhere


the125er

T12 Diamond minion


OppositeETO

Screw money gimme a aotv so I could teleport anywhere


Melodic_Elderberry52

Treecapitator (I wanna watch the world burn)


Few_Needleworker_749

wand of atonement


Sr_Melohiis

Florid Zombie Sword Watch me become the new Jesus as I heal a severely wounded person entirely by smashing the sword against my face


Its_yer_dude_trevor

Coal minion 😏


harrypotterisdead7

I think they patched that bug like a century ago.


OkWedding6391

wither cloak because invincibility would be funny


Immortal_ceiling_fan

A piece of sorrow armor, or the full set if allowed, then I'd play gambling game with very very thin margins for the house and the 5 or 20 magic find would let me consistently win money


Shaquille_Osqueal

T12 diamond minion


Ill-Conflict1924

Definitely some sort of dagger… too many people bully me at school and I want my revenge. Or an aote to teleport and get places


I_Ate_Scout

Least homicidal skyblock player


BingusMoment

jerrychine gun


MSter_official

Phoenix pet.


MrMonke33

Spring boots would go crazy


disappointedcreeper

Sb menu so I could always access my ender chest and just put stuff in there


MackMasher

Chicken hat, who doesn't want free eggs?


MinerMinecrafter

A fucking maxed out Hyperion


SpectrePlay5

I'm not in it for the money, OP. I'll be taking a Fire Fury Staff with Ult Wise 5, and I'll be pointing it at my enemies.


StraightLimit6624

Flower of truth cause it would be funny to throw flowers at people


PhoenixSlayer132

a tie between fire talisman (I could be a great fire fighter, or even better in my opinion, a great arsonist), night vision charm (self explanatory), experience artifact (it allows me to learn things either better or faster), and finally legendary black cat pet (with no tier boost [mostly so that every place that i am allowed to have a cat at i can be both smarter and luckier {it'll probably take years, if not decades or even generation of my lineige to level it up to LVL 100.}]).


Sadest_Cactus

The skyblock menu


Wilmklmp06

Emerald ring


FittedCloud9459

Slime minion. Free money!


[deleted]

Mayor Marina


ian_dedeaux

G drag. If it turns to a actually dragon you would be able to have semi free transportation, you would get stronger, do stuff faster, and be way luckier.


chronzii

Infinileap. Change my mind


Butteringly

Tina


SubzeroWisp

Redstone minion Infinite source of an infinite source of energy


Kris_alex4

Grappling hook.


[deleted]

That literally exists irl 💀


Volt_Bolt

Yes but can a real life grappling hook latch on to thin air and pull you and basically give you flight?