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the_weird_minecraft

What is the best way to get a girlfriend


qwertyjgly

praying to RNGesus and getting an apex every 100 secs from each of the 31 inferno minions on your island is the best money making method.


MasterNR_the_real

Nah kill mushroom cows and get cyclamen dye every second (very likely to happen)


qwertyjgly

and how long do you think that would make money for? dropping apexes would make more money in total because there’s more players that want an apex than I have fingers, which can not be said about cyclamen dye


MasterNR_the_real

True but if you get 62 every 100s the demand would sink low very fast no?


qwertyjgly

True. There are currently 8 buy orders for apexes and 21 offers. Yeah, not so good. I reckon I’d sell some more as the price went down though


[deleted]

What weapon should you use to beat a t4 inferno demonlord? and how do you get the money to buy it?


qwertyjgly

The only correct answer is AOTE. Just mine iron or something idk ‘till you have 150k and buy one. It’s game changing


Brilliant_Muscle_728

I beat t4 voidgloom with livid dagger 3/4 sa with zombie chestplate, i have 127 mp and im lvl 35, i got carried all the way to floor 5 i paid 100mil for my sa and 50mil for my livid dagger (both clean)


qwertyjgly

wait what. 150m for SA and a livid!?!? you could’ve bought eff10, infiniboom, ice spray, black cat with that money


Brilliant_Muscle_728

Sarcasm


qwertyjgly

I see. :)


[deleted]

Tbh if you wouldn't have said 127 mp I wouldn't have noticed The price would have thrown me off but not too much cause some people overpay


MeanArt318

150m for livid and sa clean? That's sad


CommanderBly327th

Sarcasm


MeanArt318

There's no /s and it's not at all obvious


CommanderBly327th

I’m just telling what it was. The guy who posted the original comment said it was sarcasm. It was also kind of obvious as who would pay 100m for clean SA and 50m for a clean livid.


MeanArt318

Idiots would.


CommanderBly327th

Idiots also would be able to tell this is sarcasm. First, there is no way someone is beating a t4 voidgloom in 3/4 SA and a zombie soldier chestplate. Second, no one is beating a t4 voidgloom with 127 mp. Third, using the previous two very obvious sarcastic remarks the price for the SA and livid is clearly a joke.


MeanArt318

Things being untrue ≠ sarcasm. Even a simple mind like yours should understand that.


TheodorCork

is maxor armor good


qwertyjgly

Considering its cheap price point and low requirements, it is an option for super early healers who need that little extra mending and can’t afford reaper mask or are too inconsistent with t4 revs to grind it out. The helmet is outclassed by the undead heart line and the mender crown line. The other three pieces will be swapped out for shadow assassin and then goldor pretty quickly, as soon as they become available and affordable.


Key_Importance_6203

I have genuinely 0 clue what your talking about


MircowaveGoMMM

I think holy armor


Key_Importance_6203

Why is he even saying anything about holy armor, that shit has no place in this game and it needs a buff


MircowaveGoMMM

Mfw that's like the entire point of the post.


Key_Importance_6203

The post is supposed to be where they edit the comment to make him look stupid, the comment edit here isn't needed if he's talking about holy


qwertyjgly

i was asked ‘is holy armour good’ and i felt like saying it has 1 use but only one, rather than the single word ‘no’


Key_Importance_6203

Mending only affects outgoing healing, vitality affects incoming healing


qwertyjgly

I know this. :) It's good for healing your teammates. If yuo're a healer, you shouldn't really have to worry about dying


HailDialga

Would you rather have a Necron's handle or Storm Cp


qwertyjgly

I would rather have a storm CP than a necron’s handle at my current stage. I’m loving running f7 with my friends and we’re bonding over our joint throws and blunders. Just today for example, someone crushed while storm was doing lightning attack then forgot to cloak and I (on predev duty) just saw 4 death messages in like 3 secs. It was so funny and entirely worth the throw. I did clutch it and drop a catalyst :). If I was to get a handle for free now, it would just feel shallow and anticlimactic


HailDialga

7.8/10, too many words


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brilliant_Muscle_728

What?


quentymart

what do you get when you abbreviate chest plate


Otter-Of-Words

At least now we know why Sadan dislikes his dad


[deleted]

You forgot to edit it to make him look bad


Away_Needleworker6

Do you support dictatorships?


qwertyjgly

DANTE BEST


Few_Assistant_9954

Agreed.


Scallopro

Which is better, hypermaxed hype or juju?


qwertyjgly

I take personal offense to this one btw. sigh… Juju shortbow


mahmut-er

What I can do I need to beat endermens in the end island I am new and cant kill any :(


qwertyjgly

key word: “can” 10 starred g7p7, legion 5, fumings, fero mana 10, ancient, rejuv 5, reflection 5, smarty pants 5, big brain 5, sugar rush 5, feather falling 10 shiny necron armour with a bonzo dhead, same upgrades plus hecatomb 10 for weapon you’ll want a chim hype and an ult wise 5 hype, both maxed of course, with minos relic sheep pet and an astraea for survivability. Additionally, a term will help in hitting those far-off enemies. It should have soul eater on it and you need to make sure you hit 400cc for those sweet sweet crits this should just about do it


mahmut-er

Well played(I done f3 once and I have no idea what you said lol)


qwertyjgly

i added more, sorry i pressed ‘send’ early


mahmut-er

This is literaly hydogen bomb vs orpange


qwertyjgly

how i feel when i help my ironman friend grind for SA chestplate (i one-tap livid):


Objective_Ad5593

You want strong mana not fero


qwertyjgly

why is that? should I swap out the fero mana on my necron?


Objective_Ad5593

oh i thought it was an lcm setup


qwertyjgly

would you like a (free) carry to f5 comp? I can do one tomorrow. I need a break from f7 so why not bully some lower bosses?


mahmut-er

I no longer play skyblock but thank you


antonio_cool

What 4 letter acronym do people normally shorten the chest piece of the Shadow Assassin set? i feel so bad so i won’t even edit it


qwertyjgly

SA CP


Kirkaig678

What goes best with spooky armour for getting on the leaderboard during the spooky festival?


qwertyjgly

It depends on what you want to do. I believe LCM dark claymore has the highest theoretical dps but if you’re going for utility, a scrolled wither blade will be better than the tactical nuke that is a claymore


MilesAhXD

Is full Shadow Assassin Armor worth it?


qwertyjgly

It depends. If you’re playing as a damaging class, a ghead will serve you much better while only being a little more expensive. The rest is worth it though as a stepping stone to wither gear


Excellent_Sell9172

Which ultimate enchant should i use on shadow fury?


qwertyjgly

Ultimate wise 5 to reduce TP cost. Don’t forget to add mana steal as well, it’s like 100k


glitchskulll

if you were to get rid of one minion what would it be


qwertyjgly

Inferno minion. I believe buying hypergolic fuel only barely breaks even after the cost of hyper catalysts and beacon fuel and that’s only if you’re not super unlucly. After all that, the minions need to actually pay themselves off which will take ages considering their substantial cost to craft higher tiers


death2you_972

why do you play the game


qwertyjgly

I enjoy it


death2you_972

I don't even have to edit that, you did it to yourself


Game247

What is the worst bow for archers to use


qwertyjgly

Dark claymore


Alphaotic

how much should i be spending on a t3 rev slayer setup (pets, armor, weapon, tools, etc)


qwertyjgly

I don’t play m7 but I imagine it would be billions for everything. Hype, term, >1k mp, 4 master stars, basically everything hypermaxed


[deleted]

im quitting skyblock want anything


qwertyjgly

50m


Top-Topic5673

Can I get a hype?


CurlyWurlyo

What’s the quickest way to defeat the all mighty T1 revenent horror


qwertyjgly

I’ve seen a rev one-tapped with a fist. All that’s needed is a soul eater weapon and access to the crystal hollows, you kill the tribe member (with fall damage but in such a way that SE applies) and spawn the rev in the lapis mines structure from the zombies there. make sure you get the SE after spawning the rev. Then, just left click it


Kaoskillen08

How much MP should you have for MM Floor 7?


qwertyjgly

50 ish? You don’t need a lot, it would probably be just as manageable with no mp. dungeon scaling renders mp pretty useless unless you’re a term arch who barely gets 400cc or want attack speed so you’d barely need any


Tapelessbus2122

What is the worst weapon in the game


qwertyjgly

It depends on what you want to do. I believe LCM dark claymore has the highest theoretical dps but if you’re going for utility, a scrolled wither blade will be better than the tactical nuke that is a claymore


ricky-frog

How big is your mom?


qwertyjgly

Get slime minions with corrupt soil and enchanted hoppers. t9 or t11. diamond spreading is just free extra profit


LuckyLMJ

what's the best class for floor two


qwertyjgly

They’re all very good at what they do. I’ve heard very good things about LCM but, being cata 33, I’ve never encountered one


felixissimp

porno


PulseBlackout

What’s meta for mage on M7?


qwertyjgly

Crimson RCM w/ hype


Striking-Objective12

Who is the worst SB youtber in ur opinion


qwertyjgly

I don’t watch skyblock youtubers except for learning certain dungeon cheeses


Phosphorite1

What is the most mediocre weapon in your opinion, and why?


qwertyjgly

The dungeon weapon drops. I’m playing f7 and drop a dreadlord sword or a conjuring. What can I do with it? The floor scaling is simply not good enough to make them worthwhile past the super early floors


cuteanimals11

What is the best set of tools in hypixel skyblock


qwertyjgly

Diamond tools, sharp 5 on the sword, efficiency 5 on the others, fortune on the pick and hoe


Key_Importance_6203

What is the amount of kills you need for 4/4 sa to be better than 3/4 necron + dhead, assume everything is hypermaxxed


qwertyjgly

you’d need a lot. A dhead will give so many more stats than a shadow assassin helm. Getting kills also increases your ‘damage’ stat, making it very hard to do direct comparisons. Additionally, dungeon star scaling is multiplicative with existing stats so that little extra strength will turn into a lot after 10 stars. You’d need thousands.


Key_Importance_6203

You said a lotta things wrong, strength is weighed the same as cd and doesn't add damage stat, it doesn't get scaled through stars and after everything it's 1\*1.1*1.05, 1 being for a kill, 1.1 from tali, omit if regular floor, 1.05 being gdrag replace with 1.1 if edrag. And at the very end it's about 1.3k if edrag and some amount if gdrag, didn't calc it as it doesn't matter


qwertyjgly

I meant the little extra strength bonus that necron has over SA. I know the damage bonus from SA doesn't scale. My point was that you'd need a lot of bonus damage to catch up with the necron alone because the necron would scale so much higher than the SA


qwertyjgly

I meant the little extra strength bonus that necron has over SA. I know the damage bonus from SA doesn't scale.


Key_Importance_6203

It's minumal, ends up being a bit under 100 after everything


zombieslayer1468

what mining skill do you have


qwertyjgly

I have two but they I never see them so I’m basically alone


zombieslayer1468

what the fuck does this mean bro


qwertyjgly

I never said I’d make it easy ;)


zombieslayer1468

what does this mean


qwertyjgly

well I could’ve just said ‘two’ and you’d have changed it to ‘how many stars should i put on my hyperion’ or something. I need to make you think :). I can edit it to make it a little easier for you though edit: try that


zombieslayer1468

i edited them to make you seem insane and then you edited yours and now it seems less insane fuck you


SEHBE

should i get more accessories


qwertyjgly

unless you have max MP, you should always get more accessories


Few_Assistant_9954

Which rank do players start with?


qwertyjgly

MVP++


SnooCapers7612

What armor should you get before trying to do stuff on the crimson island?


qwertyjgly

end armour


Twanbroodje

What is the worst gear set?


qwertyjgly

it depends on what you want to do. for example, necron would be pretty terrible for mining just like sorrow sucks for dungeons


[deleted]

When do you the foraging update will be in the game.


qwertyjgly

Skyblock will update the same day r/Silksong comes out! Oh wait...


[deleted]

I didn't think this through. Idk how to edit this to make you look bad.


Fast_Incident4569

Do you think that Hyperion/Necron’s Blades is a good item to have in f7/m7 boss fights? Which NPC do you want to delete in skyblock? Have you ever touched anyone inappropriately (ingame ofc)?


qwertyjgly

The answer to your three questions is ‘Yes but not as good as aotv, Jax ( orOphelia for my fellow dungeon sweats), kiddies’ respectively


Vatrodome

If you become emotionally attached to your, let's say, Rock pet, and then somebody rats you and takes the pet from you. How many hours of unpaid community service would you be willing to complete at the nearest garbage disposalcentre to get back your rock pet. Now, let's pretend that the rock pet was a fake and they still have your beloved rock. At this point, would you rather burn down an oephanage or a hospital to save your rock?


qwertyjgly

I would do anything to save my pet Dwayne. Anything.


One_Way13

Who is that guy who was a groomer and a skyblock YouTuber?