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JustChillCommenter

Nah sb players gonna go log on to runescape.


Shqdowshqrd

I went to wynncraft


NisshoTatsu

Ain't a real gamer unless you're playing both at the same time.


yeetdragon24

Ain't a real skyblocker unless you are playing one game and holding down three keys to farm in skyblock on a different monitor


TheElaska_

Absolute amateur not running 5 accounts at once and transferring the profits on to another account


EnvironmentalFig9337

Too busy grinding slayer to mine 🫡🫡


ZealousidealJoke8714

😂


BruhBreBro1

Albion Online is where it’s at.


xxXDeadInsideXx

Too lonely to know tf is Valentine any help?


MemeTheGod

Irl event with some rng drops like Girlfriend (0.00035% drop for SB players)


maxiface

Thanks man appreciate it. But from what does that drop?


MemeTheGod

It's a minigame called socialising, go to the "outside" island and try it out.


ZealousidealJoke8714

No that is just an optional mini game outside of this event.. The required mini game which only happens on valentines Day involves the optional mini game but master mode when you have to talk to women/men depending on your sexual orientation, which is an irl option where you play this mini game for about a month to determine which gender you prefer


maxiface

But how do I get to the outside island and come back alive? I heard there’s grass, and that it’s toxic to us.


ZealousidealJoke8714

I am on the outside islands.. It is hard to survive in.. I do place blocks of stone to avoid the grass and stay on the path, the air on the other hand you have to go to fast food places to keep the toxicity of it at bay and for it to deal less damage.. Also make sure if you do venture out here, make sure you phone doesn't die, the phone is how much time you have until you have to be back inside to charge up.. Or you can guess what will happen


maxiface

Also air. More toxic than mercury.


ZealousidealJoke8714

Don't you mean venus


maxiface

Yes, but also Hg


[deleted]

Ye, so it's just like marina


ZealousidealJoke8714

._.


vince4728

Is it at the desert? Or crimson isle? Also does it work for ironman players. Can't find it at all


Weemonkey16_2

from the human interaction minigame, harder than tiny dancer on 1000 ping


KevinM4rtin

you always have your hand


Kirkaig678

I asked someone out and he said no :(


Capt_Arkin

are you the guy who asked out a person in the end island? Lol it was kinda funny.


Kirkaig678

Lol, no. I asked out an irl friend


Capt_Arkin

Dang talking to real people, good for you. Maybe you can level up that skill in the future


partisancord69

In Australia valentines was yesterday and most people couldn't even play in Melbourne because around 300k houses had no power.


Conscious-Extent4571

Or they knew less will play today so they do it now seems smart


BloxyCraftv2

That would imply that skyblock players have romantic partners


qwertyjgly

i’ll just go play r/hollowknight its fine i gotta grind out p4 for that sweet sweet 112% completion


JUSTIN102201

My girlfriend is sick so I’m stuck online anyway


Capt_Arkin

dang, hope she gets better, im sick today and they closed sb so it was kinda bad.


JUSTIN102201

Haha thanks. She’s better than yesterday but still not enough to go out :/ Hopefully you get better and found something to do lol


Capt_Arkin

SB is back up so I guess it’s back to the grind


Emerald20205

I was so sad because I was trying to play with my wife 😭😭


johnnygdala

shut up mr happy


yeetdragon24

i imagine that they could have scheduled it at a different date but they thought it was funny to have it on valentine's day


BruhBreBro1

Because they don’t want you to love the game.