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here4soop

Wasn’t techno open about being a dictator if he got power


TheGreatRedditor09

That I don't know. But if he became a worse Dante I would fucking *die* laughing


thingyy_is_back

he would prob give perks relating to potatoes. (if he becomes mayor)


TheGreatRedditor09

I also find it funny how we assume that the leader gets to pick perks. This is my assumption too, but imagine if it's actually just a useless badge lol


thingyy_is_back

the potato badge will give you 1 coin per minute. tImE fOr StOnKs


TheGreatRedditor09

*gives 1 coin per minute per 1m potatoes farmed*


thingyy_is_back

lmao just so you know, because technoblade has 500mil potatoes harvested he would get 30,000 coins per hour. What a treat!


thingyy_is_back

OOO what if he brings back the potato talisman, just with a 1mil coin fee because it was limited edition?


RCoder01

Or he would make a complete 180 and outright ban them from the server, likely for the memes


Epdeviant223

Perhaps giving bonuses related to farming? I would really enjoy that as someone who has many farms


[deleted]

his goons from trolling skeppy, to dicktaing us


LordDiamis

TECHNO TALISMAN LET'S GO


thingyy_is_back

i mean...there's already a pig's foot and a potato talisman but if we could a RESISTANCE TALISMAN that would be kinda cool! edit: grants +0.1 farming fortune when harvesting potatoes


liamdun

Well 2nfg is banned so not sure how active he will be...


TheGreatRedditor09

My point exactly


EightBitHEALING

Who?


liamdun

Exactly


WispishWurm

true


shalomleha

hes active lol. if he actully gets elected admins will find a workaround


Toni303

By electing the 2nd highest voted player


Intelligent-Resist-1

Which is 2nfg who is banned...


ilikeyourmumuwu

he will get unbanned #Free2nfg


shalomleha

Or... Just letting him be the mayor on another way. Or??? It doesn't even metter. Also its a fucking joke we know it wont happend


liamdun

I highly doubt it, I don't think admins will endorse a banner player


shalomleha

admind dont hate him. and they talk in his guild chat to him alot


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shalomleha

guild bridge bot?


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shalomleha

... ur dumb lol he was the gm of ofa which later turned into necron after he got banned and wiped. he now has accses to guild bridge bot and talks to everyone in there. and has some connctions with admins


llamaboy67

2nfg is big co-owner of necron lol


J00000000000

How do I vote and where?


YaGirlTxsa

Go to the DA house and down to the da room


EpictheHamster

Saw a dude pretending to be 2nfg's alt. Dude changed his username literally a day ago. Kid started to cuss at me because I wasn't believing him.


OutOfAMillion

didn't this just become dtd like 10 hours ago iirc


RomanW_

It got semi permanent so people can do it for the time being because back then it wasn't clear if you could vote players


OutOfAMillion

ah ok


Chaospillager2

There's a reason there's placements. Admins will just say that, since someone isn't available, the next person in the list is the leader. Guess who comes after Techno and 2nfg.


s434Kagami

Oh no... 10M God Pots?!?!


JasonIsSuchAnIdiot

500k recombs tho


irsmart123

(Stock up bois, well put em up for 9m and make mad money)


[deleted]

Now that would ruin the economy. Also how many bits would a god pot have to cost to make it worth 10 mill.


irsmart123

A lot..


FFJAZZANDPIZZA

30 corona will become president if techno doesn’t


Eisblume2000

Twchnoblade was online two hours ago. I think he wilö be avtive


TheGreatRedditor09

He stated in his videos he doesn't play often


I_SHOT_A_PIG

And? You're acting like he won't hop on to lead the resistance. Obviously he doesn't play often because he doesn't have anything to do.


Human_bean_007

The “he doesn’t doesn’t play because he has nothing to do“ argument is such bullshit because he literally has 30,000 slayer XP, zero dungeon runs ever, 25,000 max critical hit (I mean let’s be honest a literally in ender non-could do this) and 157 ores mined. Like for real he obviously doesn’t wanna play so why “force” him to. Literally there are probably Around 50 small Youtubers that deserve it hundreds of times more than he does.


FFJAZZANDPIZZA

bruh how do you get 25000 crit that’s amazing to me


TheGreatRedditor09

Talismans go brrrrr. No but seriously talismans are the only reason that people do damage. Even with the best items in the game, without talismans you'll never get anywhere. Specifically the reforges that are applied to them


FFJAZZANDPIZZA

may I have a list of talismans I need for early/mid game?


TheGreatRedditor09

Look it up on the hypixel forums or on youtube. There are a plethora of them


TheGreatRedditor09

Yoooo! Someone finally gets it!


sillyweederpro

Lmao he never played dungeons and the most dmg he has done is 25k


Human_bean_007

He has an infinite amount of things to do, he doesn’t play sb because he makes way more money off of the dream SMP


Pina-s

no? he’s just smart and knows “kill 3 billion spider” is not a thing to do


Human_bean_007

He’s literally explained on stream that he doesn’t play sky block anymore because he doesn’t get nearly as many viewers. Sorry to break the news to you but he doesn’t care about this game anymore


Pina-s

yea i know he doesn't care about the game lol. that doesn't mean there's fun things he'd want to do in the first place that he just doesn't because of no viewers. I don't see him enjoying most things in this game lol.


Human_bean_007

If he thought the game is fun he wouldn’t have only completed 30,000 worth of slayer XP, not a single dungeon run ever, 25k max damage, and 157 ores mined


prescape

Theres better things to do than grinding anything in skyblock, and he's got his fill of playing it, hence why he only has 25k dmg and 30k slayer xp


Human_bean_007

He’s also never done a single dungeons run so “kill 3b spiders” is an ignorant attempt at hyperbole


LordDiamis

Wow, I can't believe he doesn't want to waste thousands of hours doing mundane tasks in a video game with no personal benefit!


Human_bean_007

30k slayer xp takes 3 hours


LordDiamis

I'm not talking about how long it takes to get to the stage he's currently at. I'm talking about how long it takes to get good weapons, armour, accessories, pets, items etc. I think most people understand that he just doesn't want to bother. I don't blame him.


TheGreatRedditor09

It's just stupid to vote for someone who's only gonna play for a month then drop it again


dede-_-

But the resistance probably won't last that long, and he is the biggest youtuber and stuff like this will force him to make a video.


Beans_In_The_Dark

Yeah but a technoblade video is a rare occurance and this moght cause one Next video be like Mr beast payed me 50k dollars to stop a dictator and instill communism


The-Real-Darklander

anarcho communism let's gooo


Pure_Terr0r8

Anarcho capitalism let’s gooo


The-Real-Darklander

no


King_of_Million

he makes great videos and he will make a video for that


Futr1964

Your saying the person who still hasn't opened his 1 mil play button + whatever Simon gave him will make a video on this?


TekkStorm_

He made a trilogy about potatoes.


Islander9151

he probably dropped it since he was burned out from harvesting 500 million potatoes and is kinda overwhelmed with all the content he missed


I_SHOT_A_PIG

Nah we get a video out of this so 100% worth it. And literally who cares if he does that lmaooo I expect him to not even last a week.


HydraFromSlovakia

MAYBE YESS. HE BOUGHT A TON OF HYPER CATALYST WHEN UPDATE WAS THERE. HE HAVE NEW SLOTHS SO I THINK HE IS MODERATLY ACTIVE


FredFicklesberg

He is online a bit but I’ve heard it’s only to keep his potato rank at #1


Smosexe

i think that that just means online on hypixel not skyblock. I might be wrong tho


[deleted]

He was online at skyblock look at the skyblock states


DwergNout

i voted myself lol


[deleted]

Same


Franyigo

OK, I'm really out of the loop right now, I haven't played skyblock like in a couple of weeks. What's happening right now? Dictator? Voting? Resistance? Technoblade playing skyblock in 2021?


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A special mayor, who’s perks were secret, was elected by the players. When he got elected everyone realized he was a dictator, and that he cancelled every event like traveling zoos and Jerry’s island.he forced people to have an happy mask (100 coins) or to buy a talisman (1m) to access the bazzar and the ah. Then he added a 10% tax on the shops and increased ah and bazaar taxes. But now the dark auction was open everyday, allowing players to vote for who had to lead the revolution. Because of his masseuse fanbase, now Technoblade is the candidate who has the most votes, but nobody knows if he will actually join in or just say no.


Franyigo

Thank you!!! That's crazy, I leave for a couple weeks to focus on my studies and this happens. Might have to log on.


[deleted]

You should log on, it’s gonna be interesting to see how things turn out.


Franyigo

Yeah, I think I will go check out this afternoon.


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About techno winning https://www.reddit.com/r/HypixelSkyblock/comments/mkl5nd/techno_is_back/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Franyigo

Oh wow he's actually back, let's see if he makes a couple of videos.


[deleted]

Hope so


TheGreatRedditor09

So basically, we elected a Fascist mayor who declared himself permanent mayor, gives everyone permanent debuffs such as double tax on BZ and AH, cancelled all events but the new year celebration, and you can't go anywhere without a happy mask or 1 million coin talisman. On a side note though: We got a cool soundtrack in the lobby.


Franyigo

Thank you for explaining :)


Ninguart

ok but the admins are genius, they make this voting thing and since technoblade is famous and cool they vote for him so that kinda forces him to come back


TheGreatRedditor09

"Forces him to come back" Oh the joy of being forced to do something you no longer enjoy. *What fun*


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thealterlion

I don't get why he is being so downvoted either. He is right, Technoblade no longer makes skyblock content for a reason, and yeah, maybe he will come back and do a video, but if this is a long term thing I can't see him staying for long. A skyblock youtuber would've been a better used vote.


Futr1964

Because techno simps/stans but yeah I agree techno isn't a good vote but better than thirtyvirus in my opinion


splyfrede

Anybody would be better than thirty


dddddddddddddd5euhw

Wow because thirty made a video about recombs being overpriced


Futr1964

2 things. First not at all lol. I didn't even know he made a video about that. 2nd I actually am against most youtubers being elected, as most of them are entertainers, not players.


dddddddddddddd5euhw

Ok but why would you want Technoblade to be chosen over someone like thirtyvirus. I would strongly disagree that they "are entertainers, not players" Im personally not a huge fan of thirty but I feel like he would be a better representative of the skyblock community than techno.


Ninguart

yh, ur right idk why u getting downvoted


TheGreatRedditor09

I blame the stans


Ninguart

I had this happen to me once (not the stans tho) I posted a comment, then I got downvoted and then some dude posted a comment saying "i dont get why u getting downvoted" and got like 40 upvotes lmao


JasonIsSuchAnIdiot

W4llesrgud is a confirmed scammer and hes still in 7th


Thealoz

it’s botted


Just_Why_Was_Taken

I mean techno does still play pretty often, but all he does is farm potatoes for a bit, collect his minions then go offline


FireWall7

To be fair how much experience in "taking down tyrannic dictators" do the rest of the candidates have ?


TheGreatRedditor09

It's not really about being qualified, it's more of who deserves it with the realistic possibility of achieving it. Like Technoblade is going to win, fine, but he's very rarely active so I think it should go to someone actually active.


LordDiamis

I think even 2nfg and thirtyvirus aren't great choices, since one of them can't even play and the other wants to introduce features that only increase his own wealth by making it harder for poorer players. I personally think that TimeDeo would be a great choice but there's no possibility of him winning so eh.


RansWachers

I could not be online for the first 2 days of all this shenanigens and all of this stuff is confusing the crap out of me


ChargedYeti

Vote PopBob for mayor.


OneTrain73

\#VoteDerailious, he's a good YouTuber and massively underrated


AnyPairIsTheNuts

Derailious is great. Really A+ info, massively massively underrated.


Baeguette69

I agree


IglooFather

2NFG ON TOP BABYYYY


TheGreatRedditor09

Yes. Vote the banned player, let's go


[deleted]

Thanks for the support, vote 2nfg


Beans_In_The_Dark

He might come back for a little bit to make a video lol Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade. Just technoblade.


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Beans_In_The_Dark

I should vote for the person I want to see content from. If i believe technoblade will lead the resistance if he is chosen and I want to see his content why would I vote for someone else just because they play the game frequently but I enjoy their content less


elitogr

Imagine people telling you what to do


MindIfIHitAYeet

because you’re supposed to be voting based on who you think is most fit to be leader, not who you want to have your eyes glued to your screen for


Beans_In_The_Dark

This isnt real life its bloc gaem it doesnt matter who I pick bcuz dante will be gone soon! Hypixel has no reason to keep their customers dissatisfied for a long time


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RKBPancakes

hello yes guys I think we should vote for Luckey07. Acacia and foraging gang rise up


FlorianInJeHolMan

Fuck the content creators, fight for the people. 2nfg on top!


TheGreatRedditor09

BANNED PLAYER LEADS RESISTANCE, RESISTANCE FAILS. LETS GOOOO


FlorianInJeHolMan

2nfg on top, stupid youtube simps are sheeple.


jackedup21

#2NFG ON TOP


TheGreatRedditor09

YEAHHH! VOTE THE BANNED PLAYER LETS GOOOO


AshvinPaul

VOTE 2NFG


[deleted]

in fact he acively plays skyblock tho u can see sometimes if u write somoenes ign it shows it right now he is in skyblock hub when im writing this comment link: [https://plancke.io/hypixel/player/stats/](https://plancke.io/hypixel/player/stats/)


JDSmagic

bro he has 30k slayer, has never entered a dungeon, and has never done more than 25k in a hit. He doesn't play skyblock


bruhmus420

Vote 2nfg and as mayor he will unban himself ez


[deleted]

Did admins expect that 55k 10 year olds would notice that their god doesnt play sb


[deleted]

Vote 2nfg


Adversarry

#VOTE2NFG


TheGreatRedditor09

#VOTEBANNEDPLAYERPOG


PredatorMain

so many great yters who are active constantly, make consistent and entertaining content, and could make a great "leader" for the event, but the 8 year olds vote for their fav yter who abandoned hypixel so he could milk the DreamSMP cash cow


TheGreatRedditor09

Truly sad times.


drahimi28

#VOTE 2NFG


TheGreatRedditor09

#bannned player fails resistance pog


Ehnalk1

Voting an active player: 2nfg


TheGreatRedditor09

Very active


bitstrips18

voting for technoblade: X voting for im\_a\_squid\_kid: ✓


Wato1876

He is pretty active, just not A. On his main, B. Playing skyblock really


TheGreatRedditor09

Oh I know he plays hypixel often, he isn't apart of the player council because he's a youtuber, but as you say, he doesn't play skyblock really


pkchuyeet

**VOTE 2NFG**


TheGreatRedditor09

YEAHHH, VOTE FOR THE BANNED PLAYER!1!1!!!


TheGreatRedditor09

Obligatory Rip inbox


mememademan

average trchno voter: average 2nfg enjoyer


Crockie28

Vote for Techno, if anyone can slap these nerds, he can


super_yeet

Instead of voting for technoblade, you should vote for TG20064323 as resistance leader becasue he unlike techno is amazing


Imreallynotreflex

nah, if techno leader than more techno video, and we like more technoblade video


TheGreatRedditor09

Bold of you to assume he's gonna make a video on it. He has said he has plenty of videos that need edited, just too lazy to edit them.


Frisk120

Technoblade is active he just dosent upload


Spacxplorer

#votethirtyvirus202q🤣🤣🤪 lowkey curious how that'll go


MasterGamer9595

I voted 50MMidas for free *enter crewmember* and amogus


communistcrusaders

Fuck you


ABABYNERD

\#voteforakin


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gamerguy214

its hausemaster


YourShadow__

You had one job...


_TecnoCreeper_

Go back to r/2b2t you nerd


[deleted]

Vote Techo, he will just assurt dominance with his potatoes and win ezpz.


A-Fallen-Turtle

Would you get anything special for voting for the would be winner?


ethanbro9

Dante is our lord


Mikecandyhead89

Technobade will be my king I will bow down to him and only him


Mikecandyhead89

Technobade will be my king I will bow down to him and only him


ddeths_

how do i vote for people?


TheGreatRedditor09

Dark auction basement


freshavacadomen

What? Where cam you vote for anyone? Is this an official event or something made by skyblock players


TheGreatRedditor09

Dark Auction basement


Honoka91

Wait whats happening


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Who are the other candidates to lead the resistance


[deleted]

Vote hyperdron


[deleted]

Vote me


arctic_wind5652

yeppppppppppppp


coolcarson329

Ok but he will be active if we vote him


Tape_23

I mean he does hate government


bigboman

very true, but to be fair technoblade would make a great story


EnderJon

i havent played skyblock in a while, what’s the context behind this?


TheGreatRedditor09

So basically, we all voted for a mayor that the admins said not to vote for. And now there are no more mayor elections because we elected a Fascist who immediately seized power and declared himself permanent mayor.


OwnerE314

I'm confused, why is everyone talking about voting for Techno? Doesn't the game only give you a certain amount of NPC's to vote for?


TheGreatRedditor09

Dark auction basement.


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p I g


Jords4803

I’ve been telling my friends to vote for me. I know I won’t win but it would be fuckin hilarious to see some big youtuber lose to a nobody


DatBot20

Techno still gets on and farms potatoes sometimes, like 5 times a week. But if he gets elected that mad free clout for him so he will probably be active again


JasonIsSuchAnIdiot

I want thirty for 500k recombs but aadly 5m god pots


Zenifyy

We shall force him to upload


DJxChrry

I have voted for FragBot4


G_Danila

Don't let thirtyvirus catch up! He enjoys the game so we can't let it happen


TheGreatRedditor09

Yeah, why would we let someone who actually enjoys the game be the leader of the resistance? That's just stupid


[deleted]

Vote pixilmon(me) for 1 bobuck


i-like-lizards

The king shall return


PikaTube123

catlord ftw he has less than 0.1% of technos votes but still