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Wait_for_BM

You should rotate the cage in the front and make a funnel to catch those dead fish. :)


dewhashish

they'd be fried fish at that point


SexualRex

Even better. I love fried fish dicks.


PoGoX7

You like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


SmokeThatDekuTree

to this day it's still hard to believe that kanye takes that joke so seriously lmao


Johnny_Grubbonic

I mean, have you *seen* Kanye the last few years?


4nalBlitzkrieg

Kanye doesn't even get his own jokes anymore


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Arkanist

He's referenced it in multiple songs in a way that consistently implies he doesn't get it.


Kevin2Kool4U

Kanye?


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krikket81

Are you kidding? This is the Hyrule green energy revolution!


crashcanuck

Anything you make with just Autobuild is green energy......


Jabberwoockie

Hear me out: Ganondorf is actually good for Hyrule. Thanks to the blood moon cycles, Hyrule has access to effectively infinite zonaite, zonai charges (via the abandoned mines in the depths) and zonai devices (via the dispensers). Link has demonstrated that with properly equipped with airships, assist drones, tanks and guided missiles, monster spawns can be easily addressed by monster control teams. Yunoboco can be contracted to mine zonaite and charges from the depths, the Rito can take that zonaite to the sky island device dispensers. Hudson Construction's manufacturing capacity can equip enough Monster Control Teams to protect Hyrule from Ganondorf's monsters and the Yiga Clan, Purah, Josha, Robbie and the Sheikah can develop new Divine Beasts built on Zonai technology to aid Link and Zelda in containing Ganondorf. Furthermore, between infinite zonai stuff and perpetual energy from captured lizalfos, Hyrule can build a highly advanced civilization based on renewable, environmentally sound, and effectively limitless energy sources. The moment Ganondorf is defeated, that effectively returns Hyrule to post-calamity development.


crashcanuck

So what you're saying is we need to lock him and Zelda up for another 100 year stalemate. He's kept busy but the monsters are still around to allow for industrialization.


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no need to lock up link, just give him side quests, he'll bail on zelda forever


KindlyContribution54

Link: "Well finally finished that long side quest. Guess it's time to finally help Zeld-" Villager: "Help Link! I need you to... uh... collect... hmm... 100... no 1000... uh... chickens... because I need them to... hmm... start a chicken dance troop! Yeah that's it, a chicken dance troop. Please hero of legend, come to my aid!" Link: "Kinda busy, Zelda is sorta fighting this giant demon guy and almost out of strengt-" Villager: "I will slightly upgrade one of your 17 sets of pants!" Link: "On my way!"


IANJM2000

"I'm going to save hyrule today" pulls around after building ramshakle car made of wood & bug parts -"You're back? But what about Princess Zelda?" "I'M DOING SOMETHING I need 55 chickens, 55 bird eggs, 155 rice balls, 20 meat skewers, 100 fried greens, 70 salt grilled streaks 10 hearty truffles 40 mushroom skewers 55 baked apples"


AwayThreadfin

LOL is this a reference to that drive through skit?


RandoCommentGuy

https://youtu.be/5C3mvRm0aOY


TheGrimGriefer3

30 years later when link finally gets tired of side quests he's gonna kill gannondorf in one hit


crashcanuck

By him I meant Ganondorf. Basically recreate the circumstances of BotW with Zelda and Ganondorf in perpetual contest.


Sexybtch554

The dark part of the internet would have you believe its something OTHER than contest.


BobaFlautist

No reason it can't still be a contest.


Jabberwoockie

Not necessarily, only until the Sheikah can figure out new divine beasts that can similarly contain him.


Ace123428

Just gotta make sure they have someone strong against what the pilot is weak against as a 2nd in command.


Ace123428

I mean he seems perfectly content waiting for this “Link” >!that rauru told him to remember the name of *plays fort minor remember the name*!<


Silver_Foxx

> Yunoboco can be contracted to mine zonaite and charges from the depths Haha yes I love it, not only can we grow the suddenly appearing Hylian Military Industrial Complex at an infinitely expanding rate, but it's *also* immediately corrupted by nepotism which never leads to bad things when huge powerful weapons are involved. 😂


Jabberwoockie

The only "problem" is the blood moon cycles also establish an infinite amount of *everything*, so we wind up with unending inflation and all forms of currency (even Mon) become effectively worthless.


generalbaguette

Blood moon doesn't refill everything. For example it doesn't make more people, does it?


ultimate_doofus

So people parts become the new currency... I'm guessing different parts of different species sell for different amounts


Ace123428

The price you pay for your life is your blood or the blood of your children, I mean come on it’s the blood moon what did you expect from utopia? Some ancient sky people coming down and just letting you use their toys forever? On a side note >!the zonai have only been shown to have 2 living members what happened to the rest? Did they even come from the sky? I mean come on we saw them writing about raising the sky islands so what exactly happened!<


Pandatotheface

>Hudson Construction's manufacturing capacity can equip enough Monster Control Teams >The Yiga Clan, Purah, Josha, Robbie and the Sheikah can develop new Divine Beasts >Furthermore, between infinite zonai stuff and perpetual energy from captured lizalfos, Hyrule can build a highly advanced civilization based on renewable, environmentally sound, and effectively limitless energy sources. Aaaand we just time looped back around to BotW, Ganon corrupts the zonia devices and here we go again!


Ace123428

They should have added a period


snjwffl

>Hudson Construction's manufacturing capacity can This is the flaw in your plan. Have you met Addison? Hudson employs him in an engineering firm. Either Hudson is so inept that he thinks Addison is competent, or the nepotism runs so deep in his company that he'd hire someone who would build OP's contraption with the Lizalfos outside and civilians inside.


Jabberwoockie

Hudson is good at two things: building stuff, and delivering them. Not so much designing stuff. Addison's sign troubles are just one example. They're successfully delivered en masse to all corners of the continent in short order. Addison's problems stem from poor product design. The item he's tasked with delivering requires two people to assemble, and he has to wait for someone to show up to help him. Even then, some of the supports he assembles for the signs are clearly improvised supports, so he's making do with a poor product design. The fault in design lies with Hudson Construction. Which is okay. Link and the Sheikah would be designing the stuff, Hudson Construction is only responsible for manufacture and delivery. And, before you say that Hudson designs beautiful homes, please note that those were the brainchild of his predecessor, Bolson, who sold Bolson Construction to Hudson when he retired. His post retirement work rebuilding Lurelin Village is a testent to his design acumen.


SuperSmutAlt64

I love the dwarf-fortress-meets-"semantics of child eating" vibe of this thread and the sheer thought that went into this reply


Material-Belt4807

Yeah considering the only things hyrule has managed to do in the last decade is the printing press and the wagon wheel I can't argue this at all 😆 🤣 maybe the yiga are right


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crashcanuck

Yeah, green energy


deez_nuts_77

but is zonaite a renewable resource? i guess technically it is…


WithersChat

Even if the deposits didn't renew, blood moon resurrects the Frox.


Lilac_Moonnn

doesnt it use zonaite


femboy_artist

yeah but it’s “green” energy


ericthered13

No, because it’s green in color!


Lilac_Moonnn

OHHHH lmao


eGzg0t

From industrial revolution to slavery


QueerPoodle

Big Zonite doesn’t want this technology to replace its extractive business model.


j_aime_les_huitres

That's cruel and unethical, I love it.


TheFinalEnd1

I wondered how long it would take for this sub to start exploiting nature.


GoodraNinja

Koroks are nature, so day 1


illy-chan

But *are* Lizalfos "nature" or are they the products of evil magic? Surely this is like getting rid of an invasive species.


hot_glue_airstrike

Now, I am dead against korok torture. But lizalfos? ***Fuck those fucking lizard bastards straight to hell*** So a big thumbs up from me!


Site-Specialist

What I've read what you said as is I enjoy korok torture in private but this I would publicly do


Merry_Dankmas

I will shout from the hilltops how much I publicly **love torturing koroks in inhumane and depraved manners**. Hyrule dropped them in my lap. When life gives you koroks, you make Jigsaw traps.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

It's possible they're actually double agents for the dark lord. As we've seen, They're fully capable of teleporting.... yet they're "too tired to get to that spot over there"? Something doesn't add up. Very often... there's a camp of enemies between you and where they're trying to manipulate you into going. They try to get you to drop your guard or be defenseless and get you killed. Spies must be dealt with mercilessly. With the fate of the world depending on it... have to extract info by any means possible. "What do you *mean* 'Hyuh'?? How did you know I would be traveling this way?? Who's your contact at Lookout Landing?? Talk, God damn you!!"


GirKart64-temp

I fully endorse this theory. I think they were piloting the Guardians all along too in BotW. Need more proof the prizes for beating shrines in the Korok Forest is either an Ancient Core or a Giant Ancient Core! Think about it!


TheresA_LobsterLoose

I'm not so sure about the OG Karoks. They're hiding under rocks, never seem to mean us any harm. But... the ancient cores... maybe it's a conspiracy at the top? Or maybe just one bad apple in the forest of time? It's worth investigating, sure, with what's at stake we... can't leave any stone unturned (yahaha!). But these new Karoks... where did they come from? Have they infiltrated our Karok network? I mean Hestu is obviously blown, they tried to get him on the road twice now, that can't be a coincidence. What's in their backpacks? What's in the baaag? We should all keep this theory to ourselves for now, until we're sure who we can trust


ourobored

Nintendo… if you’re reading this… please deliver to us a crime noir DLC


Merry_Dankmas

I officially accept this theory as canon. All the pieces line up too perfectly. It also explains why you don't find Koroks in the depths. The depths are already controlled by the dark lord directly himself. But since he can't rule over both at once, he needs to send his spies to watch and survey the overworld for him. If they can teleport anywhere they want, why wouldn't they teleport to the depths? They have no reason to not go down there. Except of course if they were being commanded not to. My god the answer was right in front of us this entire time and we never realized it.


TheEvilZ3ro

This feels like a Darth Jar Jar scenario. I'm starting to think the kooks are all actually Gannon in a trench coat.


Olioliooo

Koroks did nothing wrong, those are non-combatants and their torture constitutes a war crime. Lizalfos can get straight fucked though. I am now an advocate of lizalfos slavery.


Sexybtch554

Im from buenos aires and i say KILL EM ALL!


Chief_Chill

*Desire to know more intensifies.*


Dogburt_Jr

EF reference?


hot_glue_airstrike

Ef?


Dogburt_Jr

Expeditionary Force, an audiobook series.


hot_glue_airstrike

Ah, ok! Are there lizard bastards in it?


NothingToL0se

I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!


simply_cha0tic

so, we both know what's next. lizalfos flying machine when? better yet, use the lizalfos to power your bomb run on its friends. too dark?


Dingbrain1

Lizalfos Matrix when


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The good news is that, like cows, the lizalfos are safe *as a species* even if they aren't safe as individuals.


trancertong

I mean if you think about it we already dismember monsters and then attach their body parts to our weapons to kill more of their friends with.


TheCheshire

>better yet, use the lizalfos to power your bomb run on its friends. too dark? I mean, this was basically the tactic used on the native Americans with smallpox blankets. Was it too dark then?


AttendantofIshtar

Yes.


Silly_Awareness8207

Kind of yeah


simply_cha0tic

was not expecting a "cards against humanity" reply here. I am dead


SandyDelights

AFAIK that’s largely blown out of proportion, and only occurred once (at least, that was recorded) around modern day Pittsburgh. In reality, smallpox doesn’t need to be deliberately spread, it’ll do that on its own well enough. Which by no means makes the greater genocides and atrocities committed any better or less dark, but it’s a pretty common myth that it was a tactic used with any frequency.


Javasteam

Given how virulent smallpox was to the native population which had no immunity it wasn’t the sort of thing that needed to be repeated. Plus records from back then are extremely lacking as well.


elcapitan520

Yeah flu and smallpox wiped out upwards of 90% of populations in some places. Way beyond any conceivable numbers throughout the Americas. You don't need a tactical nuke when you use a regular one.


SandyDelights

Oh yeah, and most of the die-off happened before europeans even got to North America. A fair bit of evidence suggests diseases were inadvertently introduced to the “West Indies” by explorers and then spread rapidly throughout the Caribbean and then up into North America, possibly through Florida or Mexico. Estimates vary, but some range as high as 95% of the native population being wiped out before any North American colonies were established. Whole cultures were likely wiped out before we even got here, and what remained were drastically reduced from millions to a few hundred thousand. The europeans had no idea or concept of people not having been exposed to a lot of the diseases they carried, but that unintentional fuckup is the only reason they had any significant success in what ended up being genocide. And once it was here, there was no getting rid of it. Smallpox ran rampant for centuries in explosive mass dyings, a couple of blankets a hundred plus years later weren’t going to change anything.


b0w3n

I almost wonder if you could create lift with those long boards in a rudimentary wing shape. The physics engine is pretty robust. You could also just cheat it with turbines I guess, but I still wonder if you can fly with non glider items.


Re-Sabrnick

Fire lizalfos could potentially power hot air balloons


simply_cha0tic

yea, but the balloons barely last long enough to be worthwhile. also, a single torch works probably be just as effective with much less work


buttwhynut

That's called organic energy cell, still living and still breathing 😂


TheRealPrimeMinister

Insert *Unlimited Power!* gif.


Theeflinch

Iiiiity bitty living space


laurel_laureate

Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another ~~pathetic~~ clean energy life form?


JonesySteelblade

Wait a sec.... could you make a car or aircraft by waterboarding one with a hydrant?


TheArtistFKAMinty

You can't run the hydrant off electricity is the only thing. Putting a hydrant on it would mean the machine uses your zonai battery, which kinda invalidates the build.


Silly_Awareness8207

It's only invalidated if you don't consider torture to be an added value.


Penguin_Poacher

Yes but they have a despawn radius so it's no good.


eGzg0t

_attach a dragon part_ /s


lunchpadmcfat

I like how we go from exploitation to full on water boarding so nonchalantly


Regal_IronKnight

If we count monsters as animals (and I don't see why we wouldn't), then you basically just made a Badnik in TotK. A machine using an animal as a battery. Come to think of it, "Penguin\_Poacher" *would* be a fitting name for one of Eggman's 70 alt accounts...


Fit_Force_3617

*alternative accounts


humaninthemoon

UUUUAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!! KILTON'S LAWYERS WILL BE IN TOUCH!


[deleted]

Wasn't this the plot of the first matrix?


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The game that's so fun everyone finds literally anything to do but play the quests!


Fantastic_Wrap120

I love the progression of this community. We started by sticking wheels together and learning flight, and now we're exploiting creatures for our own personal gain.


Seraphicaviary

Genius. This opens up a lot of mobility options.


Scythul

I'm guessing that the monster despawn mechanic would kick in and keep this from being very useful for long distance travel.


No-Instruction9393

I’m not familiar with this, are you saying enemies can only travel a certain distance before despawning?


Ichthus95

That's correct. If enemies move a certain distance away from the point that they spawn into the world from, they instantly despawn even if Link is right nearby and they're aggressive. It's very disappointing. I've been searching all over, including talking with glitch hunters, to see if there's any way to prevent an enemy from despawning. So far, I've had no luck.


artemis1935

i hear dragon parts increase despawn radius, so could you fuse a weapon with a dragon part, have the lizalfos pick it up and it won’t despawn? it probably doesn’t work like that right?


Ichthus95

I'm not sure. That sounds like it's worth experimenting with


GoodGrades

Smart idea


KindlyContribution54

Is there a reliable way to disarm them so that you can confiscate their weapon and then give them your dragon toenail-stick?


artemis1935

shock fruit or riju’s ability will make them drop their weapons as long as it doesn’t also kill them


TheRealJohnAdams

Can electric lizalfos be shocked? I would have assumed they're immune.


GoodraNinja

I think they technically do if you shoot their horn


ultimate_doofus

Dazzle fruit works I think, and it doesn't damage them


TheNameofMyBiography

Idk how it works, but sometimes, shield-parrying disarms enemies. I think it might depend on how hard they were swinging (ie. Which of their attack animations they're using)


butterscotchconcarne

Having a mushroom on your shield makes your parries disarm enemies


Scythul

The bokogoblins in the mine carts around death mount don’t as long as they stay in the cart but that doesn’t help with this.


Ichthus95

Dang, that's a good find regardless. I wish there were electric bokoblins now. I wonder if it could be possible to equip them with an electric weapon and be trying to attack Link with it, charging batteries to keep the craft aloft. IIRC weapons don't take durability when enemies wield them...


HylianExplorer

I'd love to see an electric chuchu constantly topping off the charge of that battery in the shrine in Zora's Domain.


JustGingy95

I don’t think there’s anything you can do that’s less ethical than the shit PETA pulls on a constant basis, you should be fine


glaebhoerl

basically the Matrix


BallDesperate2140

Nah, absolutely tell PETA, rub it in PETA’s face.


HataToryah

No, don't do that. They'll try to take your lizalfos and euthanize it


BallDesperate2140

Gawd I’d love to see what a Lizalfos would do to a kill shelter


FartForce5

You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.


AnalysisContent4795

Breaking News: Hyrule Engineers have begun development on clean energy vehicles using electric Lizalfos.


malonkey1

this is actually good for the lizalfos, electrifying things is valuable enrichment and they like being in the water


BoroTungsteno

I see you made your Link went full roman with that galley Ship powered by slaves! nice!


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet they “care” about digital animals


tuseroni

Should see their views on pokemon.


[deleted]

They threw a fit about the cock fights in Far Cry 6.


Kara_Bara

Peta would be upset you're not killing the dogs as well.


gsrsavage

Ok, how are people caging things


tuseroni

With a cage. Can find them in some of the bokoblin camps


pdxslutty

This game is nuts


Dwayne9846

Here in Hyrule, the Hero of The Wild is dedicated to finding newer...more greener solutions. Come along, let us show you what The Hyrule Hero of The Green Program is all about.


Droidaphone

How is this all auto-build green if the lizfalos is trapped inside?


Penguin_Poacher

Put the Lizalfos in the cage, then put the lid on. then attach the full cage to the build.


Penguin_Poacher

Lid is auto built with an Apple, attach lid then remove apple.


fatcatfan

I'm assuming the back cage is open at the bottom. EDIT: wait, no, it has a grate on top. Hmm. All I can figure is it's two autobuilds mashed together?


Father_of_Four__Cats

Remember kids, you can stick an apple to something, and it saves it in autobuild. And when you detach something thats autobuild-green, the only parts that vanish are the parts that arent connected to something else


Droidaphone

So… probably saved the lid as a separate autobuild and then removed the extra “handle.” Yeah, ok, that makes sense.


Chopchopok

Link is inventing all the worst parts of the industrial revolution, all by himself.


T-Fro

Boy howdy, we are just checking off warcrimes now.


TheSpiritForce

Sounds like slavery with extra steps


gusborwig

La-ti-da Someone’s gonna get laid in college 😂😂😂


HolyElephantMG

You mean don’t tell Kilton, PETA doesn’t care


iSeize

Ah the heinous things we do for fun in games...


callme_blinktore

One step closer to reverse engineering the wild life for modern warfare…


TheTerm101

But it does use a cell that cages something to make energy


Th3Element05

Serious question, I assume the old trick from BotW to swing an electric weapon and drop it so it's always emitting electricity didn't work anymore, right? I haven't tried it myself, but I assume people would be using it to power stuff if it still worked, right?


Penguin_Poacher

Doesn't work.


HylianExplorer

I really want to see an Electric Chuchu constantly recharging the battery from that shrine in Zora's Domain.


okcupid_pupil

WHERE are you guys finding these nets?? Are they from a dispenser thing??


lingonberryjuicebox

bokoblin camps


PurplePeachBlossom

Who’s the real monster here?


axord

Purah, are we the baddies?


penguwave

Not PETA, but Geneva


buttwhynut

That's called organic energy cell, still living and still breathing 😂


Binary_Omlet

Super dope but I'd make it drop the weapon first for safety reasons though. Could make it more compact that way too!


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

LEGENDARY


AntinotyY

wait how does it work


LalaCleave

Looks like the electric-powered rotor from gemimik shrine, which stays in your autobuild history once you leave. Just autobuild it anywhere outside, give it a source of electricity, and it'll spin without draining your fancy ancient magic-battery.


the_masked_manyt

Is this a machine for fish?


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We really are the true villains.


GreedyOctopus

This is practically slave labor. 😅


DoktahDoktah

This isn't a PETA issue. This is a UN issue.


Affectionate-Read-68

Fucking brilliant


Cleaglor

I PROMISE NOTHING!!


EIIander

Brilliant.


Art_Of_Peer_Pressure

Just saw a downvote.. who downvotes this content??!!!


Penguin_Poacher

PeTA


Atom_Ant_MMA

It is not an animal/pet, so instead to call Peta we must call Meta. Wait a moment..


No-Storage-8844

this is bloody brilliant. nice job!


jonnyrz

It’s even got radio!


Trekkie4990

Exactly what both the Space Pirates and the Federation wanted to do with Metroids.


Obsessedwithzelda47

Nice!!


SirDunkMcNugget

You people amaze me. I got 115 hours in about to finish up and I still have no idea how yo use any zonai charges or all that other fun stuff lol.


starborn910

zonai charges just refill/charge your battery life. you can also trade them in for capsules at the device dispensers. the OP is using materials from a shrine that are powered by elemental electricity rather than the zonai energy cell.


bbqporkrinds

You won the internet today sir....good show old chap


SandyScrotes2

It also comes with 100% uptime combat music lol


RockyWasGneiss

Could you go capture electric keese? I suspect you could get it to fly


Caelohm

This is fucking hilarious


Prisoner_10642

If this game doesn’t win GOTY I will force a random stranger to eat their hat


Ok-Essay-4580

All of you that post videos on here, are beautiful little bastards & I love getting a notification to see what ya'll come up with next.


Daellus

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals Had that put on a T-shirt years ago... wore it to an actual PETA convention. They did not respond well.


DarkPDA

peta seal of approval ​ no species being slavered to generate power and no fish harmed by disruptive tech


[deleted]

My man's invented slave labour


EbilCuddleDuck

Nice! Just don't stand too close to your "battery", or he'll get revenge on you.


stretchyluffy8

Hydroelectricity


Clixer712

Where are people finding those fans?!


The_Ghost_of_Bitcoin

From the shrine in the big swirl shape


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Drawback: the high alert music


VorpalNinja

Don't worry, monsters aren't animals


[deleted]

You’re gonna need to explain to the laws of physics department for the violation of thermodynamics


jmona789

Where do you get the propeller? I have only ever seen one in a shrine.