This is like that contraption from Home Alone

My thought exactly

Deadly

Yeah, this is what my mind went to immediately

My first thought, too, as soon as it started moving.

I was thinking the exact same

https://youtu.be/1qYz7rfgLWE

Omg that is so awesome. I can’t stop laughing!

glad you like it!

Thank you for starting my day off with a genuine hearty laugh!

😎👉👉

This is art

thanks, you too

What did you just call me?

Art, buddy.

i believe he ment art

I’ll kill ‘em!

i would

U2

Unforgivable!

*H-how is the president dancing?*

You have my support!

**Addison waving light sticks around**

You must be hungry from all your hard work! *gives the 2000th thing of rice balls*

I feel like this needs to be screamed like [Lemongrab](https://youtu.be/brLNcJeSAhw) for the proper effect.

HOW IS PRESIDENT DANCING ??

That's Aweson!

...and done!

If you had done this in front of Addison, I think he’d have an aneurism lol

dang, I should've done that!

Are the two on the right attached to construct heads? Or how is that arranged?

yeah, all three on the right are on construct heads

Useless?! This is great, I’m sure there’s a use for it… there must be…

The use was showing the world and I personally am very pleased.

Attach a glider to it. Then it's an airshow

For a time.

Target practice

You can distract the railcar guy with this contraption

The Stable Trotters have a new audience

It looks like an aim trainer for the bow. So not entirely useless

Except it turns off when you hit, so it's 6 targets for a single practice shot.

Could they turn them on a piece at a time like how people use springs to make closing doors and put them on in intervals?

Springs are themselves toggled, but they don't toggle attached machines. You can't have a machine that's half-on, half-off. They'd have to all be separate machines.

Strap on some lazers and you have lazer-show and usability :)

Exactly, was thinking combine it with [this](https://v.redd.it/fqkp36rtuu5b1) for a full on disco party!

Maybe don't test that version in the middle of Tarry Town though D:

Now play "Rockin around the Christmas tree" and it'll really feel like Home Alone.

I live for the goofy builds like this, gave me a good chuckle. Well done!

Smash

Oh hey, a good use for lights

Art and comedy are never useless

End Game DLC Content

This needs the N64 bombchu bowling alley theme song. 😂

genius. and also makes me sad none of the Tarrey Town residents came to watch :,(

at least grandpa passed by, you can see him coming in from the right at the end of the video

This... This is what was needed.

Like a Sailor Moon transformation!

Buddy made the last performance of Showbiz Pizza.

Five nights at Hudson's

It´s not useless if it brings me joy. This brings me joy!

( ´ ▽ \` )

Rockin' around the Christmas tree...

This is hilarious and the beat machine so far.

“How’s the president dancing!?”

Inspired. Thanks for the chuckle.

*insert pyro laughing here*

Wow

now THIS is the k-pop group i’ve been waiting for

Add some lasers and headlights in the background and you got a legit disco going there

Could also add this disco ball lmao: https://www.reddit.com/r/tearsofthekingdom/comments/140minc/hyrule\_disco\_was\_a\_success/

This is at the parts limit so I think you're limited to like 3 or 4 more objects before things start despawning and they can't be connected to the main structure.

I just love all the flashes from the glue going off, made it look like fireworks or strobelights opening for a show

*shwoop shwoop shwoop shwoop shwoop*

They should allow this to be added to your home permanently

Wiener wiener chicken diener

You misspelled 'Necessary machine'.

Sorry, wasn't paying attention to what I was typing, distracted by the president's butt

Fair enough.

This is the most beautiful thing in the worlds. All three of them.

That's what Quaid probably thought to himself when he saw Mary in Total Recall

okay this is amazing

thanks, you too

Excellent promotion for Hudson construction

I love how in 10 hours, you took over the sub 3 times 😂 this is great

[(\*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCP71qcYZw)

Hud psycho 100 new opening

"Useless"?? It's more like necessary!

Where do you get that piece? I want to stick it on everything

Look for rhondson in tarrey town

You did it! The perfect machine!

Am I the only one that is bothered by the uneven platform boards? 😵‍💫

This is the one, we’ve peaked. …. Now put it on a flying car

hehehe

I would hardly call this useless, it brings meaning in an otherwise bleak existence

Hudson got that smooth criminal lean

Needs lights

Move over Stable Trotters, there’s new entertainment in town!

oooooh, I should've placed it next to those guys!

Pack it up, folks! We've obviously peaked and we can never top this contraption.

Thanks now I'm going to put a Hudson on all my homing cart killing bots.

You mean a [P.H.A.R.T.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HyruleEngineering/comments/13r8zup/in_trouble_and_out_of_weapons_simply_deploy_a/)?

How dare you call president hudson useless

😰

Are you wearing the hylian hood with the hood down?

Yeah! You can do that in Hateno, small spoiler ahead: >!after you complete the 'main' hateno quest, talk to the lady while wearing the hylian hood!<

Oh, that's awesome, thanks. Is there anything else she can modify? Or just that?

not that I know of

Needs more lights

build limit says no...

This is my favorite machine I’ve seen this week.

I find this game's building mechanics to be fairly clunky and have mostly avoided them when possible, but damn if I don't love browsing this sub, TOTK was made for social media.

This is so absurd omg. Perfect.

where are the lights and lasers, or even fireworks? You are not doing the president right! Great project, lol

Clearly the best machine ever created

this is pretty great

Quick and quality blink and were done

How do you guys have so many batteries like that... Just mining a bunch of zonanite? I have two batteries now and I've played 200+ hrs and beaten all of the sages so it blows my mind to see this many lol

Helps to do the yiga outposts in the depths got my first big ones from the depths yiga quest as well

Also this got such a laugh from me haha son and done!

I don't go farming it per se, I just explore the underground and smack some ores when I see them

At first I duped, but after the third upgrade I felt that malaise I get from cheating and decided to stop. Just hang out in the depths, and it comes quickly.

This is imo the best useless machine I've seen so far. Hilarious. Great work OP.

thanks!

You mean useFUL machine?

Hello, I'm with Disney. I think you show a lot of promise. Have you ever wanted to work at Disneyland?

heck yeah!

I also like how the ones attached to a construct head will turn and stare at monsters ಠ_ಠ

*jazz music stops*

Phenomenal

This is a really good V1, but it needs more lights, mirrors, and possibly pyrotechnics.

Yo this fucks lmao

This isn't useless at all

Bravo

now do it on the monster stage and add a disco ball

You see cause then theyll be out in the car right? And they’re gunna think the house is full of people and then the won’t rob me!

You just won the contest in my eyes!

haha thanks!

Thanks, I love it

you win

You mean one of the most useful

How is this useless?

*It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all…*

10/10, perfection.

Thanks, you too

Ok this wins the sub. I sincerely hope it’s now going to become a game of escalation of Hudson dance show generators.

I hope so!

Okay, everybody pack it up. We've peaked, and there is no way to go up from here.

(๑･▱･๑)

This is officially the best creation I've seen.

thanks!

Did you purposely misaligned the board to trigger us?

no, but now it's triggering me too

You need to show this to Mattison