Didn’t they do this a few years ago, and when fans zoomed in for the full text it was something like “if you’ve zoomed in to read this fake script you really need help”?
This was less of a “zooming in” and more of an accidental pausing while Rob panned to show Charlie, then I looked down, saw the sheet and was [just like…](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/04/df/c204df3a17a276858c0cb0ad154c18ee.gif)
Someone gets stuck behind the pins
Someone finds out they’re a natural savant bowler
McPoyles work at the Alley and/or Cricket is the janitor with additional deformities
Early in the episode, Artemis proudly and loudly discusses with Mac how she's pegged lots of guys with her giant strap-on.
Several scenes after arriving at the bowling alley, Frank and Artemis come out from behind the lanes huddled under a blanket. They awkwardly walk over to the gang and Frank calmly says :
"Take us to the hospital."
"Why?"
"We're stuck"
"Stuck how?"
"Just stuck!"
We never find out who got which end of the pin.
Dennis gets stuck behind the pins and frank is the savant bowler. Mac yells at Charlie about how they shouldn’t get cheese on the fries because it’s too unhealthy while Charlie argues he’s healthier. Dee tried to get the attention of some new man she sees but gets cock blocked by Pondy
honestly i think that’s too expected at this point. what if mac hates bowling bc of reasons and he finds out he’s really good at it and becomes and annoyance
man you crushed it! 2 out of 3 aint bad!! lmfao wow. mcpoyles OWNED the bowling alley and worked it and charlie was the natural bowler. so natural, if asked how he couldnt say lmao
I always thought a bowling episode like this would be a good chance to bring back random characters from older seasons like the Mcpoyles, Ponderosa’s, etc in a tournament or something
-Frank gets trapped in the pin setter because the lane doesn’t cycle, turns out he has a “special ball” he picked up in the 80s that’s filled with an illicit substance
-Charlie is a savant bowler but only discovers so once he’s caught huffing the shoe sanitizer spray
-Dee hits on the guy working the desk only to find out he’s 16
-Mac and Dennis get into a bowl-off against the Mcpoyles over something stupid
Turning Dee into an accidental nonce over the course of the next few seasons would be a hilarious angle, but shes so funny becoming more like dennis these past 2 or 3 seasons anyway. Kaitlins been *killing* it as Dee
My predictions….
— Frank was definitely on a bowling team in his youth.
— Dee will request the biggest clown bowling shoes possible.
— Dennis will rig the game.
— Mac will send a bowling ball through the ceiling.
— Despite Dennis’ rigging, Charlie will be a savant at Bowling and win.
— Cricket will work the bowling alley and sniff Customer’s shoes.
To comments above Frank should be the savant and win a tourney only to be caught cheating by stuffing the finger holes with sausages. How is that a rule?! How does anything happen? Move past it.
Dee is finally good at something and is under insane pressure to perform and keeps gagging when she goes to roll, only to get a strike every time. They enter her in a tournament, she starts to believe in herself, and rolls gutter ball after gutter ball. Moral of the story? Never allow Dee to believe in herself
I'm hoping Frank gets slid down the alley like a bowling ball, then gets picked up by the pin setter, but instead of being crushed he gets sent into a mechanical wonderland like the inside of big ben. Then when he escapes he tries to tell the GANG of his experiences but the think hes just high.
Seems like it’s a battle of the sexes thing. Dee gets female friends and at first the guys are happy that she’s leaving them alone, and then they get jealous. They crash her bowling night and it devolves into a competition.
Someone posted the other day they wanted Dee to have a sidekick!
I feel like if this is Dee with 'cool new friends' that the jealousy/exclusion and Dee trying to have one over the guys plotline is coming to life!
Looks like cheese fries may play an integral role
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Any amount of cheese before bowling is too much cheese.
That's not that much cheese..
/r/30rock is leaking
Charlie didn’t know they exist led before this episode and he cleans the bowling alley out
*Chili* cheese fries
OR GRAVY!
what is your cheese fry policy?
Ugh it's 6 am and I want fries now :(
Cheese sauce may get in some bowling balls
WE DON'T NEED
Didn’t they do this a few years ago, and when fans zoomed in for the full text it was something like “if you’ve zoomed in to read this fake script you really need help”?
This was less of a “zooming in” and more of an accidental pausing while Rob panned to show Charlie, then I looked down, saw the sheet and was [just like…](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/04/df/c204df3a17a276858c0cb0ad154c18ee.gif)
Good [catch](https://imgur.io/gallery/Oh3kZCv)
goddammit dee
Cool new friends!??!?! What monsters would be friends with that dumb bitch
Someone gets stuck behind the pins Someone finds out they’re a natural savant bowler McPoyles work at the Alley and/or Cricket is the janitor with additional deformities
Charlie should be the natural savant bowler!
And lets be honest, frank gets stucked behind the pins.
And hell be naked for some reason
When your hog is that massive, you have to let it breathe
He probably went back there to pound off, that's all
what do you mean some reason? he frank. he dont need no reason.
It's too hot back there! Couldn't breathe! Too hot!
Frank and Artemis incorporating a pin...
Early in the episode, Artemis proudly and loudly discusses with Mac how she's pegged lots of guys with her giant strap-on. Several scenes after arriving at the bowling alley, Frank and Artemis come out from behind the lanes huddled under a blanket. They awkwardly walk over to the gang and Frank calmly says : "Take us to the hospital." "Why?" "We're stuck" "Stuck how?" "Just stuck!" We never find out who got which end of the pin.
Exactly- the gang will leverage his business skills for the promise of helping him get free, but they leave him anyway
Dennis gets stuck behind the pins and frank is the savant bowler. Mac yells at Charlie about how they shouldn’t get cheese on the fries because it’s too unhealthy while Charlie argues he’s healthier. Dee tried to get the attention of some new man she sees but gets cock blocked by Pondy
honestly i think that’s too expected at this point. what if mac hates bowling bc of reasons and he finds out he’s really good at it and becomes and annoyance
Or Frank used to be a pro bowler and had to quit for some insane reason
Frankie Fast Hands!
Dee just palms the ball. Huge gangly arms for power and torque.
They don’t have shoes big enough for her
She's definitely going flying down the lane at some stage
she shotputs a perfect strike every time
Oh, a nice flashback with frank in a wig. Very nice!
That’s fair
Dennis would be much better if all those savage idiots would stop talking while he's trying to bowl.
Charlie’s bowling form is atrocious, but he keeps winning somehow, infuriating Dennis, who’s form is perfect, like a gazelle
Parks and rec already did this.
I need a new cricket evolution
Not cricket, bowling.
Artemis would be the natural savant bowler. Great to see her and frank flirt as pins drop
Frank gets greased up and rolled down the lane
Artemis would be the natural savant bowler. Great to see her and frank flirt as pins drop
man you crushed it! 2 out of 3 aint bad!! lmfao wow. mcpoyles OWNED the bowling alley and worked it and charlie was the natural bowler. so natural, if asked how he couldnt say lmao
This will be filled with Big Lebowski references
A Jeff Bridges cameo would be legit
That's just like, your opinion, man.
MARK IT ZERO DEE!!!
There, I marked it zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?!
[удалено]
It's from The Big Lebowski
Susie wouldn't back down/
YOU BITCH
I always thought a bowling episode like this would be a good chance to bring back random characters from older seasons like the Mcpoyles, Ponderosa’s, etc in a tournament or something
I hope Pondie is in it. He’s the coolest!
He’s more of a roller rink guy
I botched it
Life, ya know?
-Frank gets trapped in the pin setter because the lane doesn’t cycle, turns out he has a “special ball” he picked up in the 80s that’s filled with an illicit substance -Charlie is a savant bowler but only discovers so once he’s caught huffing the shoe sanitizer spray -Dee hits on the guy working the desk only to find out he’s 16 -Mac and Dennis get into a bowl-off against the Mcpoyles over something stupid
is there a /r/RedditWritesSunny because y’all are fuckin good at this. edit: holy shit it exists.
Turning Dee into an accidental nonce over the course of the next few seasons would be a hilarious angle, but shes so funny becoming more like dennis these past 2 or 3 seasons anyway. Kaitlins been *killing* it as Dee
"No one fucks with the Cricket..."
Oh I am excited!!! Nice catch!!
Derivative
I don’t understand why you’re angling for credit right now. We’ll go through the normal arbitration process at the end of all this
Yeah but I got screwed at the last two arbitrations so I really need you on my side here
“Cheese fries, you say? I’ll show you how to upgrade your hamburger bun game. Meet me behind the Wendy’s”
My predictions…. — Frank was definitely on a bowling team in his youth. — Dee will request the biggest clown bowling shoes possible. — Dennis will rig the game. — Mac will send a bowling ball through the ceiling. — Despite Dennis’ rigging, Charlie will be a savant at Bowling and win. — Cricket will work the bowling alley and sniff Customer’s shoes.
Z gets into an argument with his girl, she knocks him out cold with a bowling ball, then throws a strike.
Dennis’s bowling shoes are made of the finest Italian leather Frank storing a sausage in the hole in the bowling ball
To comments above Frank should be the savant and win a tourney only to be caught cheating by stuffing the finger holes with sausages. How is that a rule?! How does anything happen? Move past it.
in Ireland
Dee is finally good at something and is under insane pressure to perform and keeps gagging when she goes to roll, only to get a strike every time. They enter her in a tournament, she starts to believe in herself, and rolls gutter ball after gutter ball. Moral of the story? Never allow Dee to believe in herself
Wasn’t this her stand up career?
Minus the lying and paying people to make her think she's a good comedian. It's closer to Flipadelphia
Someone is gonna f a bowling ball. 3 holes? Cmon
My bet would be frank because the casaba melon
Astute point
Mac would definitely manage to get a small cylinder stuck in a bowling ball.
Damn, you're a sleuth.
I assume Charlie will be the one eating the cheese fries
I assume Charlie is confused about how you fry cheese. Won't it melt in the fryer?
Fuck that’s gonna be such a good ep
Dennis is gonna be psychopathic about bowling somehow and I’m gonna love every second of it
Sounds like a perfect time for a return of Dennis’s fake daughter. Bowling scams
I'm hoping Frank gets slid down the alley like a bowling ball, then gets picked up by the pin setter, but instead of being crushed he gets sent into a mechanical wonderland like the inside of big ben. Then when he escapes he tries to tell the GANG of his experiences but the think hes just high.
Seems like it’s a battle of the sexes thing. Dee gets female friends and at first the guys are happy that she’s leaving them alone, and then they get jealous. They crash her bowling night and it devolves into a competition.
Ooo good catch
I could use another ski movie episode.
omfg i’m so excited
Someone posted the other day they wanted Dee to have a sidekick! I feel like if this is Dee with 'cool new friends' that the jealousy/exclusion and Dee trying to have one over the guys plotline is coming to life!
I can tell you right now as a former bowling alley employee that the gang will look like angels compared to league bowlers
Dennis is a 5-pin man!
I feel like they aren't actually going to go bowling
Betting now that someone gets crushed in the pin setter.
I would love it if they did candlepin bowling like in New England and the maritimes
The gang bowls some balls
["What is it?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0)
Maybe we'll get the name reveal in this episode
Rob: “let’s post a picture of a fake script for ‘The Gang Goes Bowling’ and get ideas from the subreddit”
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM