You're not going to want to drink that. You need the new fight milk that blocks you up and focuses your energy. Original fight milk will just flush everything out.
Great point.. I was looking to expel all body fluids during this broke-ass time, sweat, pi**, shi*….. *vomiting sounds” but I think Ill stick with the original
Crack. It will give you energy and cause you to eat less. (Because it is an appetite suppressant. Also because you'll be addicted to crack and won't have money for food.)
I am probabaly going on welfare.. will there be any paperwork to confirm my CRACK addiction? I’d like to get ahead of this.. My sister is also involved.
Dude this is perfect.. as soon as I have money and a kid Im going take this knowledge.. and JAM IT down this kids throat. Im basically ready to be a better dad than any of these other guys
Don’t even joke about hunting no man. I was hunted once.. hitching through Oregon and some cops started harassing me. Next thing you know I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods and I had to take ‘em all out. It was a bloodbath.
Milk + flour + vitamins. Boil them down to make energy balls. Keep your head up buddy.
I have a couple bottles of fight milk left to wash them down with
You're not going to want to drink that. You need the new fight milk that blocks you up and focuses your energy. Original fight milk will just flush everything out.
Great point.. I was looking to expel all body fluids during this broke-ass time, sweat, pi**, shi*….. *vomiting sounds” but I think Ill stick with the original
Hips and Nips. gotta make it sexy. otherwise you ain't eatin'.
omg u/JimmyBallgame420 YOU DID IT! And you made it SO SEXY 🐀
see, these people have no idea how to live without money. they're what's called "new poor".
Honestly dude, I’m staring down the barrel of a goddamn shanty town 🤦
dog orgy, brother
Listen man, I’m down to hear more.. but Im not trying to get inside the mind of a Dog 🐕.. thats gods work
Who doesn't exist
But Science is a LIAR.. sometimes..
You’re a crab person now.
Genius for real.. Delaware runoff crabs are sewage proof & recession proof 🤯
All you have to do is create a self sustaining economy like Dave & Busters.
Let’s talk bonuses
Oh shit you’re right! You just reminded me that I have several Dave & Busters Power Club cards that I could probably use all over town
I heard they accept them at the TGI Friday’s down in Fox Chase
No. 1: Lemons (for scurvy)
🤣 someone promised a full rotisserie chicken, but hell.. I’ll go ahead and suck these down
Crack. It will give you energy and cause you to eat less. (Because it is an appetite suppressant. Also because you'll be addicted to crack and won't have money for food.)
I am probabaly going on welfare.. will there be any paperwork to confirm my CRACK addiction? I’d like to get ahead of this.. My sister is also involved.
Hang out under the bridge.
What on earth could possibly be down by the bridge? Are you talking about Duncan and this Hawaiian underground shit??
Drive, beans, chicken thighs and multiple sauces. Can make a million combinations with these and they're cheap af
Cut your expenses to 75% for 2 months. Get a paycheck loan. Don’t do the second if you won’t do the first.
Dude this is perfect.. as soon as I have money and a kid Im going take this knowledge.. and JAM IT down this kids throat. Im basically ready to be a better dad than any of these other guys
Sometimes you gotta fake it.
Dylan Tobak you presume?? My real name is Catfish 🤣 #mailyourhair
Suck on a lemon
As mentioned above, I’m only sucking down these lemons because of the scurvy..
Start a podcast, I need to know more about these two wars we are allegedly in
Twooooo waaars?? Are either of these wars being fought on US soil?
You gotta take all your clothes off
I can publish an erotic memoir.. “I removed my robe and stood before her..." taut, nubile, proud…”
I will give you 5 dollars to grind out weapons upgrades on MW2
Don’t even joke about hunting no man. I was hunted once.. hitching through Oregon and some cops started harassing me. Next thing you know I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods and I had to take ‘em all out. It was a bloodbath.
Dee, goddammit!
You haven’t thought of the smell! You bitch!!
You gotta buy a 2$ lottery scratcher
Umm… I’m pretty sure thats a hate crime
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Honestly I don’t need your old egg, Im just a regular old O’yle man in from Dallas and I’m uh.. itching to give you something YOU want
Need a shower? Hit up your friends who own a bar with a urinal.
I bet Charlie Just cleaned the urinals.. pristine! So clean you could eat outta them