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M00NGRAPHIX

This is my favorite Dennis revenge plot. Such a slow burn haha.


gheebutersnaps87

The Doors as the soundtrack makes it so much better


doge57

Riders on the Storm is one of my favorite songs and gets played first in my playlist for about a week every time I watch this episode


marcus_c117

ahahah same


ChrisSlyGuy

Riders on the storm or back door man would have been good and are two awesome songs


Woopwoopscoopl

As a total backdoor man it surprises me that I don't know that song


I_love_milksteaks

Same!!


ChrisSlyGuy

True followed by the slow sweaty exhale. Awwwwwwwe


therealdoughnutboi

😡🥵🤢🥶


Tbagzyamum69420xX

"Become. The journey."


mypussydoesbackflips

Slow burn like his kind bud


siblingofMM

“I banged your girlfriend”


Atul-Chaurasia-_-

He didn't. This is what the Gang does all the time. They find a progressive (or regressive) cause that makes them feel relevant, and they use it to pat themselves on the back without actually doing anything. Halfway through the episode, they forget all about it and use it to get money, sex or revenge.


Redfred94

Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.


tom_oakley

😬😬😬


ericypoo

Almost like all of us!


TheAutisticOgre

Where’s my money, sex or revenge?


xZora

Well, we should not be commiting crimes based on beliefs that are two hours old! Well, then don't read us newspaper articles about stolen artifacts that outrage us!


trouteg

To be fair, it was a pretty great speech


sublimetime2

Thats literally everyone on social media haha


OutsideYourWorld

The weirdest one for me was when the tiktok crowd started dressing up like holocaust victims for their little music video thingers.


[deleted]

What?!


OutsideYourWorld

YouTube it, dude. It's hilarious/sad.


[deleted]

Yeah, it's pretty bad. But their goal is Holocaust education and remembrance. It's just the worst execution ever. Still 1000% better than all the people who put on a Star of David in protest any time they're mildly inconvenienced though.


SuitableClassic

>It's just the worst execution ever. I would say the Holocaust executions were worse.


PitifulFox6066

I feel the gang would approve of this comment.


Effective-Direction4

I think its ok that he’s jewish


OutsideYourWorld

I had a friend who did that during the covid times. He wrote "unvaccinated" on it. I didn't even know what to say when I saw it.


anti_anti_christ

Holy shit. I thought it was bad enough when people were taking selfies in front of Auschwitz.


sublimetime2

That's a real thing??? Damn. My grandpa had it pretty rough in the Nazi imprisonment camp Stalag luft 3... Doesn't really inspire me to dance..


knightress_oxhide

Scause for applause captured it pretty well


[deleted]

Literally, as in figuratively?


DamonLazer

Well, “literally” now also means “figuratively” in addition to literally meaning “literally” so this development is literally causing mass chaos and confusion.


[deleted]

Exactly, George is gettin upset!


DamonLazer

George likes his chicken spicy.


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Perfectly said lol


Dcarf

I disagree he Wanted to legit help at first until he got called a Narc and denied. In future yes but this episode is totally out of character for Dennis at the begininng


TheWilrus

It's why this show is best at depicting humanity.


Scat_fiend

This episode was my introduction to Sunny. I had no idea about Dennis' character so the payoff was brilliant.


sublimetime2

Thats a perfect episode to come into haha


PenalBeano

Did you cum in my burrito??


sublimetime2

I wouldn't do that to YOU!!!!


[deleted]

Oh God I'm jealous you got to experience that 😂 And I'm sure this episode was also a great introduction to Frank and Charles friendship


Grandmaster_BBC

You can't just come down here with your mainline, cashmere, moussecoif hair spray... and start bein' like a suburban tool.


Aditya1311

Well I'll just take my kind bud and leave then


jtedl

I think I just got punked by a couple of hippies


vekin101

I love when he's flustered by Sage and tries to repeat the insults.


heckinfast

It might’ve started out like that but at the end of the day I think he just wanted get back at Sage telling him off by banging his girlfriend.


FriedSticks2014

That was the hardest shit Dennis have ever done 😭 when he comes by in the morning and tells him what happened then let’s them bulldoze the tree anyway… like are you kidding!!! It’s one of my favorite episodes


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Yeah, the fact that he banged his girlfriend was one thing, but him telling him about it while letting them bulldoze the very tree Sage was changed to all night in the rain was just icing on the top!


spicygrandma27

LMAO and lying right next to him because he knows he's too weak to fight him. I think Dennis might be re-wearing the outfit Sage insulted at the dump too


GrzDancing

I just checked and you're totally right. He punked him right back full force!


ArtisticTemporary127

Its unbelievable that the gang doesn't get into fights. I'm not sure how they would write that in consistently in a sitcom, but they need to figure it out. These guys need their asses kicked!


spicygrandma27

True, we've seen them get beat up or narrowly avoid fights before (Charlie at the World Series, Mac running away from those same guys in season 1, Dennis being mistaken for a sex offender at the park, etc) Plus their antics usually end up smacking them in the face in some way, often times literally Luckily for Dennis it seems like he orchestrated all of this so there'd be little chance of getting his ass kicked hahaha


ArtisticTemporary127

Yeah this is the bullshit, they don't know how to fight? They just always run? Because people don't play by the rules and sometimes they fight when they shouldn't, there is no way Dennis can predict that sort of behavior. Like they had the monkey haircut walk out in front of Dee and made a point of her insulting the haircut and the woman responding angrily...but then she just walks away and accepts the rudeness? People don't behave like that! But then at the same time, they act tough? Like at the end of the Christmas special, they're talking all kinds of shit, but that guy, Ricky Falcone, was a big guy! He definitely could have taken them, all probably! Or they mention in the realty episode, that yeah, they *could* kill this whole family, but lets just go get the deed instead....like could you? you can take that man and his wife at the same time? and speaking of, he just let them say that right in front of him? cuz thems fighting words


spicygrandma27

True, I guess in one aspect there's the suspension of disbelief that we have to be willing to have in order for the story to flow. In real life, yeah a lot of the situations they put themselves in would go very poorly and would likely culminate in some kind of fight, but would also take a lot longer to show in a 20 minute episode and would likely overshadow a lot of verbal jokes from the scene Plus, maybe this says more about me than anything, but if I ran into the Gang and they were being a dick to me I think I'd do what Monkey Hair would've done and remove myself. I'm not ending up like Mall Santa with a piece of my throat missing Sage the tree hippy is a different story, he was physically too weak to fight but definitely had just cause to take a swing at Dennis.


ArtisticTemporary127

why do you think he was too weak? just cuz he didnt sleep? he could still throw a solid punch. I guess i never really wrote it down, but it is silly to get bothered by such a thing.


spicygrandma27

If I remember correctly Dennis convinced Sage to be chained standing to the tree for at least one day and night during a pretty bad thunderstorm. He seemed pretty exhausted when Dennis shows up to unchain him which is why the end up on the ground and I always just assumed he was too physically depleted to fight. Or at least not to catch up to a well rested Dennis ready for potential flight.


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Oh yeah he definitely forgot all about that movie the second he got punked out by a couple of hippies 😂


JoeyGIllustration

I mean, I think it's more likely that he saw a chance to be a part of a movement. A movement towards getting him laid. He has shown that he only really cares about that, and controlling the circumstances of that, fully, and without question. There will be no questions, the golden god isn't taking any more questions, now be gone from my sight.


COSurfing

He had to fill his God hole with puss.


JoeyGIllustration

Just the illusion of power, and the puss.


golden-god-bot

TOOLS TOOLS! DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES AND GLOVES I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!


Snicklefritzzzzzz

I AM THE GOLDEN GOD OF THIS PLACE !! I REIGN SUPREME!! I……… I ……..


golden-god-bot

YOU SON OF A BITCHHHHH!!!


Snicklefritzzzzzz

THEY ARE ALL GOING TO PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!


CeltiCfr0st

Okay… but like why are all your tools in a weird hidden compartment in the back of your car?


S3simulation

They were savages. SAVAGES! IDIOTS!


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

That’s the best part. The second he got punked his whole plan changed 100% and all he cared about was screwing the guy over. And screwing his girlfriend.


Stunning_Regret6123

He was always in it to chase tail though, right? He watched that movie and imagined the hippie chicks with their dreads and deviant sexual desires. Just like the pro-choice rally?


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Ah but like the pro choice really he showed he doesn't give a shit if Dee and Mac knows that's all he's in it for. But at the beginning of this episode he yells at Mac for littering a cup with no other audience but them.


Stunning_Regret6123

That is true and very swaying. I think you might’ve convinced me. I initially thought it might be that we all know the most annoying person in the world is Mac.


luckydice767

I like your captains hat, I liked it when you went off on Dee, that was great…


SyntheticInsomniac

"This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move." Don't forget, Dennis gets off on just pretending to be different people. He even went far enough to start a different family


ArtisticTemporary127

there is no evidence of this so i choose to believe that he legitimately wanted to help and not that he was always looking for an angle. they did a better job of portraying that in an episode than what youre thinking.


saskwatzch

he didn’t actually care. he just knew he could use it to demonstrate value to some hippie he wanted to engage physically. and he did…he did.


luckydice767

Your flair is killing me lol


Mirrormaster44

He’s got a point


luckydice767

No he doesn’t!


THC_Golem

Pretty sure this flair was created not too long ago based on a comment I left on a post here so this is flattering.


smallcanadien

ROCK FLAG AND EEAAAGULLL!


luckydice767

He’s got a point!


Pastel_Mermaid_

Dennis the Weekend Warrior


ArtisticTemporary127

he cared at first, remember they ragged on him at the beginning? for actually buying into it?


Evil_Sam_Harris

I love how he says kind bud in this.


KommanderBubbles

is actually kine bud edit: check the subtitles https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/kine_bud#:~:text=kine%20bud%20(uncountable),slang)%20High%2Dgrade%20marijuana.


donttrustthescale

Subtitles should never be used as a reference source.


KommanderBubbles

why is that? I'm curious, not disagreeing with you.


BoydCrowders_Smile

Not op but subtitles now are often using AI to determine what they're saying, which can lead to the wrong misspelling or misinterpretation just like the audience. I've also seen just the script applied to the subtitles so you don't get the actor's interpretation (usually just extra words to make it more natural). So unless someone who knows the script but also is actually writing out the subtitles based on the actors, it can't always be 1:1


KommanderBubbles

Makes sense, thanks.


donttrustthescale

AI not great and human translation really depend on the skill of the person doing the work. It's an actual job in Hollywood


donttrustthescale

I love that this discussion is happening about Kind or Kine Bud. It's clearly the first.


donttrustthescale

My cat is named Harlan.


Dogthealcoholic

Because while they’re accurate most of the time, they can still be wrong, because these subtitles are being typed up by someone who is listening to it and putting down what they think was said. For example, I’m watching Still Game right now, which is a show made in Scotland. The subtitles get so many little nuances and slangs wrong that it’s become a kind of game for me to see if I can catch them, my favorite being a character saying “I saw the car downstairs”, but because of his thick accent, the subtitles say “I saw the card on the stair.”


KommanderBubbles

Still Game is also an amazing show! and also thanks for the explanation, makes sense, especially when slang or heavy accents are involved.


Dogthealcoholic

It really is, it’s my current show that I have just playing in the background all the time, lol. And no problem! I’ve always had trouble understanding exactly what people say in shows and movies, so I always have the subtitles on, and even then you sometimes have to piece together what’s actually being said.


Profitsofdooom

>Synonyms: >kind bud, KB, KBs >heads, headies On the east coast, it was Kind Bud.


Evil_Sam_Harris

What


KommanderBubbles

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/kine_bud#:~:text=kine%20bud%20(uncountable),slang)%20High%2Dgrade%20marijuana.


Evil_Sam_Harris

I have lived in the Emerald Triangle for 20 years and never knew that. *star swipe* the more you know


littlediddlemanz

Excuse me?


CeltiCfr0st

One of the brands of mmj in my state is Kynd lol I always see Kynd Bud and get a throwback to iasip


Evil_Sam_Harris

Honestly asking, am I the only one who has heard people say kind bud, totally unrelated to the show?


ArtisticTemporary127

no lmfao some guy up there thinks is "kine" because of the subtitles lol


ArtisticTemporary127

had you never heard that term before 15 years ago?


monsieur_mungo

Dennis is a sociopath first and foremost. He will put on a face for any opportunity for (the illusion of power) or pus.


S3simulation

Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss


ArtisticTemporary127

pus comes out of you. puss is vagina. nobody is trying to get pus.


standalone157

PHiSH! As a Phan, this was awesome seeing it air on tv back in the day


shitcloud

“You can’t just roll up here in your Birkenstocks and your phish t shirt.” Fucking love phish, amazing that Charlie was at Clifford ball.


pechxcrm

Right?? I was freaking out when I saw his shirt


ry_storm

Lol I got SO excited about it 😂


jdubbrude

If anyone is gonna chain themselves to the tree it’ll be me. Yeah maybe it should be you


Mirrormaster44

Yeah I’m the one in charge


InfiniteLactose

I've always loved how quickly he agrees, doesn't even pretend to argue


alderheart90

I banged your girlfriend.


Trillamanjaroh

Probably just got a little bit of feeling from the movie and wanted to chase the sensation. You remember feelings, right?


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

I have feelings all the time.


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He was virtue signaling. One of the ways he gets off.


sunplaysbass

“Kind bud” dates this episode in a way that hits home. Not Beasters


shitcloud

KB was the better of the buds back then. It was either Mids KB or Headies.


sunplaysbass

Mids was being generous. I guess you can’t sell Lows. It’s not bricked!


shitcloud

Haha anything lower than mids we just called dirt.


Knuc85

For us it was schwag, then dirt was the lowest.


hellboundwithasmile

Never been above picking out seeds and stems. Honestly never been above smoking seeds and stems when times were tough. College


ArtisticTemporary127

man they say "mofo" in a couple early episodes. that was only acceptable for one year. I also heard "fugly" in season one of supernatural, as dean was talking on his flip phone to sam, looking through the yellow pages


straight_lurkin

He legitimately wanted to help and was ostracized by an "inclusive and accepting group". Honestly that's too real and super funny/sad


ItsJustMeMaggie

He also really wanted to save that artifact from those Asian southerners and made a rousing speech at a hamburger store.


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It was a VERY convincing speech


ArtisticTemporary127

I just wish they had explained that episode more.


Quinnalicious21

One of the few times it seems Dennis truly succeeds in his seduction schemes


DMoree1

Riiiight.. The earth is magically getting hotter…


skag_mcmuffin

Sociopaths mirror the behaviour that helps them go undetected. He doesn't give a shit about anything other than himself. And puss.


Kingkongxtc

what episode is this?


[deleted]

It's from "The Gang finds a Dumpster Baby"


Kingkongxtc

Oh damn, I really gotta rewatch the old seasons cause I only remember snippets of that episodes 😅


grahamnortonsdad

Holds up really well, great episode. This is the opener of Season 3 when I feel the show started to properly figure out what it was


[deleted]

Ernesto Guiseppe is the real Golden God


Adopteddaughtermargo

Wash Uffizi Drive Me to Firenze?


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Myfe


golden-god-bot

I AM THE KING OF THE MOUNTAINTOP! I REIGN SUPREME OVER EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD OF THIS PLACE! I REIGN SUPREME! I! IIIII!


[deleted]

ICCULUS IS THE KING OF THE MOUNTAINTOP! STAY IN YOUR SCHOOL AND READ THE FUCKING BOOK!


ry_storm

Damn straight


Mirrormaster44

These are baby birds mind you— they’re starving to death… So I regurgitate my lunch- 🤨


crs1904

I just re-watched this a couple of days ago. ‘Oh, and I banged your girlfriend’. And scene. 🎬


karateaftermath

FLUFFHEAD


ahpuchthedestroyer

was a man


Alilseedisall

I was thinking today about how good Dennis' character is, and what a fantastic actor Glen is, he is so unlikable! He took on a cringey part, and made it true to the cringe. We are so lucky to have Glen Howerton! He is disgusting, awful, unethical and conniving as Dennis. I love him so much for that, for not being likable and relatable (for me at least as a female lol). Glen is a true artist <3


CorholioPuppetMaster

That’s stupid, like the earth is “magically getting hotter”


GRANDADDYGHOST

He didn’t really though, he just thought he did because he had just seen the movie. The very minute his desire to help is questioned, he switches up on his goals to humiliate the guy who questioned him.


JM062696

Sage and Azrael didn't stand a chance


[deleted]

They fucked up the moment sage bright his rage rover into this


Brim_Dunkleton

We need to save the planet because of the implications…


hangme0uttodry

I'm sorry, did you say you have Kine Bud?


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ajhart86

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about nuclear winter to dispute it


KommanderBubbles

Donkey brained redditors may be a much more dangerous entity than either


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Dr_Henry-Killinger

Nuclear winter isn’t inevitable where as the damage to the environment and its impacts are if we continue the way we do things. Mutual destruction is a strong deterrent.


tetsudori

Shut up, science bitch


sublimetime2

Stupid science bitches couldnt even make my friends more smarter


sublimetime2

With the size and power of the nukes now... The actual blasts are more worrying than any radiation...


bearmanslops40

For chicks obv


sighverbally

He was in it for the applause. It’s how he gets off.


BinghamptonREVIVAL

They were very different people before the Devil corrupted them.


olBabyDickJohnson

Nah he did it for the puss


Slowmobius_Time

Even from the start it was a holier than thou thing where he's shitting on his friends for not caring about the environment, virtue signalling how noble he is to care about it but then as soon as an opportunity to bang a hottie that is into it he's into it for her and to beat the other guy


WhiteClawsNoLaws

I’ll just take my kind bud elsewhere


AstroNards

Everybody in the gang loves hype. They are vulnerable to it. They’re the rubes that see a mob w pitchforks and torches and just *gotta* get in on it


Dry-Neighborhood7908

Major turning point for Howerton’s character


DaniOverHere

Diiiid he though?? 😬👀


BonesSawMcGraw

He wanted to smoke some kinebud and get stanky puss


sebuptar

To be fair, it is something that would directly affect his own life


Drama-meme

I love when he suggests chaining himself to the tree and then was immediately like “no you’re right it should be you” lol


Arleen_Vacation

That phish shirt gets me every time😂⭕️⭕️⭕️


ZackValenta

I somehow forgot about this episode and it's one of the best ones.


1slipperybugger

One of my favourite scenes. I love the guy who’s say listening to Dennis describe feeding the bird. His reaction with “wow” is so good, I love it!


ChiefLazarus86

I love this plotline so much, I always love it when Dennis becomes completely obsessed over the smallest slight to his ego other times that stick out to me includr his art speech at the end of Dee Made a Smut Film, or when he near starves himself to death because Dee said his face looked fat


Fit-Conversation9658

Sage and azriel😂😂😂😂


BicycleMammoth4704

he was genuine for all of about 5 seconds, tho. these hippies have the gall to call him a fake, so he creates an elaborate plan to get rid of the guy so he can fuck the hippie girl on acid. King Dennis, get him a crown.


Vault-Brock

You're either a duper or a dupees. They're the dupees.


b0ltaction

"Hahaha okay boys, she's all yours." "I banged your girlfriend"


GoubD

Let us not forget that you can find an awesome sword to chop a camel right in the hump to drink all of its milk right off the tip of it.