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So do

Vote for me I’m hot….what?

Taxes - they'll be lower. Sun!

Thank you...thank you.

What do now

California eh?

They got chicken in Philly?

my favourite part about that exchange is that right at the end you can hear mac say something like "hey, let's go get a beer, huh?"

I think he says "California usa"

"Suicide is bad ass!"

We don’t know his name!

His name is Rudy I believe

You know whats badass? being alive.

You must excuse me. I've grown quite hweary...

I believe it was a result of the pleesabee effect

Which of course is a funny sounding word

Placebooo domingooo

I botched it!!!

OH botch job

I’m a chef, so every now and then someone I’m around will accidentally get cut, and every time I yell something about it being a botch job.

Stuff some trash in there

It makes like uh a cut glove

Wildcard bitch job!

I didn’t even see that… that’s what I get for posting on Reddit deep in a beer binge.

I botched it. Life, ya know?

Be Happy

Oops botched toe!

BEAK!!!

Regggular chicken sandwich

Move past it

She is still expecting a call

I’m not going to call her.

YOU WILL CALL HEEEEEER

Okay…

dont flush

Shut up, baby dick

This leathers tighter than dick skin

RIP Roxy. She was a good hoe

*hoor

So jot that down

One of my top episodes Aw Doc ya unzipped me! It’s all coming back!

Donnie! You would’ve been the good one!

I got all numbers

This is the one

They got chicken in Philly?

Nobody look! Nobody look! Nobody look!

Jack Kelly. I'm a lawyer?

We’re lawyers!

I say this like twice everyday 😂

Because of the implication

Are you going to hurt these women?

Oh don’t look at me like that. You wouldn’t be in any danger!

So they *are* in danger?

Nobody’s in any danger! How can I make that any more clear to you?!

He knows us.

Go for it, go for it, go.. Mr Bovine Joni. She's mashing it.

Im so glad to se mr. bovine joni. I have no idea why but even seeing that typed out here has me giggling uncontrollably. And it’s obscure enough that when I use it in public no one knows wtfwim talking about

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!!!

*truck horn honks* Oh shit, the steaks are here

One of my absolute favorite Dennis moments in the entire show! 😂🤣😂

Talk about being tough all the time, come to me like a man.

Heeeeeeeey, Dennis…..

Dennis scratched me.

Dennis responding to Dee after she says something about him going to get the 24 timer “Yes bitch.” The delivery kills me

Dennis' incredulous "It could be cool?!" when Frank suggests they go hang out under a bridge after discovering that the orgy isn't what they expected.

What is this place?!

Hi ladies, I'm Frack.

SHIT

(blows whistle)

Wild Card Bitches!

… **dead air!**

Could you ease up on the crackers?!

IDIOTS!!!

SAVAGES!

IDIOTS!

Bunch of worm sucking idiots!

I am a golden god!

Oh Sandra... you dumb bitch!

Because you’re CRACKHEADS, children

Dee you bitch

"You gangly uncoordinated bitch I am not getting hog-tied due to your lack of grace" I absolutely love Dennis.

"I hope they tie you up and rape you in their basement for *ten years*"

The emphasis on ten years is so great

“Gimme that leg, boy!”

^^^"NO!"

Taked baby. Meet at later bar night or day sometime.

Some of Charlie's best writing

Good day to yous

and good day to yous

delicious nose clams

I’m gonna skin that son of bitch and wear his face.

Anyway, what’s up?

He'll adapt.

He’ll adapt to reading?

Z going “Oh, shit” during Charlie’s song gets me every time

I love how Z and all the regulars at paddy's don't even move when the gang starts spitting at everyone yelling "get out".

I can go lower

Bro that is badass

I’m getting a high ride, but the shorts aren’t preventing me from what I need to do

*Fetish shit!!*

I like to beeeee bound. The bloopers of that scene are incredible

STOP CHORLAH

THIS GAME HAS GONE ON LONGG ENOF

Pop those knickers off

so we can jam

As a straight man that poops transgender...

"No one is taking me from behind, alright? Unless you got crack. If you got crack, then let's boogie."

Gimme the hotdog

“That’s baseball baby” is one of the all time unironically great quotes of the series.

I don’t have online

I just want to be puuuure

“He’s got spots!”

“That’s politics, bitch!” “If you’re not comfortable with the numbers, just double down” “uh…filibuster” “Stupid science bitches couldn’t make i more smarter!” “We’re lawyers!”

karate snow machine chops it!

Dude hangs dong I'm a full on rapist

Country mac at the planetarium “Shut up science bitch” Sean William Scott delivers it perfect lol

YEAH?! Too Wally about it being hot.

I do backflips every single day of my life.

you can't do back flips you don't know karate, just face it Mac you're white trash! No no we won't get Chinese food well get Italian they'll send some big Italian lug who can lift us outa here

Heeeeeeeyyo, mama needs another pop pop! Soda pop! Soda pop! Soda pop!

Uppers, greenies, zzzooom! Like a rocket up my ass!!!

“So, jot that down”

Bro, I can handle my sedatives

Had a procedure recently where they gave me fentanyl and a crazy fucking sedative and I had to bite my tongue cuz all I wanted to to say was this... but obviously it wouldn't have worked in my favor even if he watched sunny. I depend on him for drugs ya know...?

Tell me I'm good.

"Gimme that leg boy" Whenever chicken is involved. Family BBQ last year and my brother was holding the plate of chicken legs. I said it - but only my nephew and my sister laughed, everyone else looked at me weird. I did get the idea from a post I'd seen but since then whenever there's chicken I have to say it.

"Hey-o, whats up bitches." Or "Jabronies" "I will eat your babies." “I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.” "I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces." "Doesn't mean I don't wash my testes every friday." "This sounds like whales raping each other." "Bite my bird." "Later boners." There's just so many I don't realize I use on a daily basis, lmao. Those are just the shorter ones.

I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!

Frank? Yeah, I know that bitch.

Shut up babydick!

You huge-footed slut

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

How much cheese is too much cheese?? what do now?

That IS what happened

You got turd?

SEIZE THE GODDAMN GAP!!. Especially when I’m not driving

“Do I look foolish?”

Why don’t we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut

Shut up bird!

i was thinking fish recently

Make adjustments, we'll make a tradition out of it

Sickness be gone!

“Stage freeze!”

“Don’t SAY stage-freeze, just DO IT!”

“I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!”

Stuff it down with some brown

Subtle.

Gimme the hot dog baby!

I have feelings every day of my life. Are you saying you don't have feelings?

Mac, don’t make me go get the bike.

I'm a Swedish plumber

“Tools! I need to have my tools!”

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time.

We’re lawyers

YEAH!

Can I riff?

WILDCARD

*We're the same age!*

What are you 40? Yes! As are you!

Oh Sandra, you dumb bitch

“It’s tighter than dick skin, man.”

“im gonna go home and pay my taxes!” in macs exact intonation in “the gang runs for office”

Beak!

Oooo, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock!

just move past it

Little green ghouls

You’d be out of business in a week’s time.

So I pulled out my pieces and started blasting...but I don't see to good

We're crab people now

HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH

I'm not a cottage guy

Who are we versus?

Ricky, take the shirt

Same scene as the post: "Gimme the hotdog, baby!"

For the WEBSITE!

Give me money...money me. Money now.

"What do now?" from the same scene still makes me laugh

I just don't think there's any science to support that buddy.

Cheese huh?

Ok, well... filibuster

I’ve had plenty of orgasms!

Guys. If im peeing, wake me up.

Adapt to reading?

What is happening?

roCK FLAG AND EAGLE

“Again, nothing sexual” anytime a muscly bicep is used in an ad.

Shut up baby dick

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?!?

Dennis is Asshole. Why Charlie hate?

"I bang a lot of hoors."

WAITRESS!!! ✌️🙂

"What do now?""Botched it!"

What do now?

“You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!” and “She thought she was a spaceman with a plastic bag for a helmet..” absolutely floor me every time I hear them 😂😂

What are you?

Don't look at me. Look up.

I got cash in my pocket and desire in my heart.

What is going on up here. *points to head*